#yaaaaaaaaaalllllll

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I feel like there should be more dungeon meshi aus, anyways

DND AU!!!! GUYS IVE DECDIED THAT I WONT SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!

Okay so it’s modern no powers etc, and all the events ALL THE EVENTS in the canon story still happen, but it’s dnd and they’re all just nerds playing dnd.

Because of that one fanart I’ve decided that Thistle is infact the dungeon master

They all have normal names like Larry or Charles- they’re just normal people who are nerds guys

[yiikesmin]

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[hoesheez]

Vocal Line GC 1

working title btw oOookay so I wanted to try something new to get me back in the mood to write and get into new ships, hope you enjoy!

-new group chat created-

-joshua added jeonghan to the chat-

-joshua added jihoon to the chat-

-joshua added seokmin to the chat-

-joshua changed the chat name to vocal sluttage-

-joshua changed the name for joshua to yourgawd-

yourgawd: hey yall

jeonghan: whaaaaaaAAAT?

jihoon: shua we’re literally in the same room 😐

-jeonghan changed the name for jeonghan to dkstop-

seokmin: stop what?? tf did I do? 😳

-dkstop changed the name for seokmin to hanniesbottom-

hanniesbottom: ohhhh 😅

dkstop: sweet boy 😘

jihoon: ffs

-jihoon changed the name for jihoon to vofuckingbo-

yourgawd: ok now that yall are here, we have to figure out a way to get kwannie and hansol talking again

vofuckingbo: lock them in a room, boom

dkstop: what even happened?? I was balls deep in seokmin at the time 🤧

hanniesbottom: 🥰

vofuckingbo: istfg seokmin if your voice is gone…

hanniesbottom: oh it’s def gone, ill need a couple days 😬

vofuckingbo: 😐

yourgawd: tf did you do to him hannie?!

dkstop: 😉

yourgawd: jesus, anyway kwannie walked in on him breaking someones back

hanniesbottom: like how hannie does with me every night?

dkstop: 😍😍😍

hanniesbottom: 😘😘😘

dkstop: 👅 🍑???

hanniesbottom: yes pleeeeease!!

yourgawd: WOULD YALL STOP FOR TWO SECONDS?!

vofuckingbo: now you know that’s impossible

dkstop: i have an idea, were going out to celebrate our music show win yeah? we just make sure they sit together, initiate conversation etc etc they’ll be back to normal in no time

hanniesbottom: they really should just fuck already tbh

vofuckingbo: kwannies too shy, hes scared hell get rejected idky tho hes fucking adorable

yourgawd: dUH

dkstop: speaking of fucking…👀

vofuckingbo: i will literally tear out ur windpipe, don’t…

yourgawd: don’t what?

hanniesbottom: AHAHHDGSH!!! 😂

vofuckingbo: TF ARE U LAUGHING FOR SEOKMIN?!?!

dkstop: 😂😂😂

vofuckingbo: fuck. you. both.

-vofuckingbo has left the chat-

yourgawd: tf just happened? 😳

dkstop: since were playing matchmaker here, jihoonie thinks ur sexy af, you should totally put his smol ass over your knee 😏

hanniesbottom : ur so rood babe 😂

hanniesbottom: but yeah, break his back bro!

yourgawd: wOT?? jihoon??? the greatest vocalist our world has ever seen?!¿¡ likes me?!¿¡ 😨😨😭😨😭

dkstop: yuuuuuP

hanniesbottom : the greatest whAT?!

dkstop : babe 😂😂😂

yourgawd: yaaaaaaaaaalllllll ive literally been jerking off into a sock while thinking about him for the past two years 😭 don’t fucking play with meeeee!

dkstop: THAT’S WHY THE SOCKS ARE ALWAYS SO FUCKING CRUSTY?!?! YOU NASTY ASS BITCH!!

hanniesbottom : im cryyyyying 😂😂😂😂

yourgawd: literally have fantasized about sucking him off and hearing those sweet falsettos say my naaaaaaaaameeeee 😭

dkstop: stay tf outta my sock drawer shua istfg

hanniesbottom: why havent you told him?!?!

dkstop: I told seokmin I wanted to eat his ass the first day we met 💕

hanniesbottom : and hes been shoving his tongue up my butthole ever since, bless 🙏

yourgawd: i cant just say that tf?!?!

dkstop: sighhhhh

-jeonghan sent jihoon a private message-

jeonghan: whered you go 👀

jihoon: my room you ASS!

jeonghan: shua said he wants to give you the succ of your life 👀

jihoon: …

-dkstop added jihoon-

-dkstop changed the name for jihoon to shuasdaddy-

dkstop:👀

shuasdaddy: 👀

yourgawd: 👀

hanniesbottom: 👀

shuasdaddy: come to my room, now

yourgawd: yes daddy!

hanniesbottom : ARE THOSE HIS FOOTSTEPS?! 😂

dkstop: biTCH ! ! !

shuasdaddy: b y e

dkstop: 🤣🤣🤣

hanniesbottom : 💀💀💀

aahhhhhhhhh its a short ass blurb I know but im still getting the hang of this lmao ill probably work on the formatting and where tf i actually wanna take this lol byeeee

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Mod Starry: YAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

[miafic]

Yaaaaaaaaaalllllll

Tell me about your day

[desapendejate]

At least thats the type of aries men i always seem to encounter idk bout yaaaaaaaaaalllllll