#yakuza 1 was lowkey only redeemed by the majima everywhere thing

[secretmajimasimp]

Okay okay I guess I have more to spout about and I think my fam is gonna scream if I try to explain this to em again so here we are lol

PSA: this whole thing will be about kiwami 1 so don't read if you haven't finished that. And plus its very ranty so ye 🙃

I just gotta know WHY in the world did kazama and nishiki had to die?? Like shinji and reina i completely understand and it was sad and all but I totally understood but those two??? WHAT.

Like first off if my man's kazama had time to get in front of Haruka he had MORE than enough time to just shove her out the way or even grab her if he wanted to. Like you already had some superhuman speed, WHY SACRIFICE YOURSELF WHEN YOU COULDVE DONE LIKE 80 OTHER THINGS IN THAT TIME

Dude and NISHIKI. For one he didn't get nearly as much screen time as he should've to be supposedly being the main villain of the game. I'm glad we got those flashbacks since I heard in the original they weren't there but jeez you'd think there'd be more events that somehow involve him or something. I feel like a good 50% of the story was like junk where you do something that either is so vaguely related id throw it under the substory category.

Bruh and when they finally show him, he's busy BLOWING UP A FUCKING BUILDING??? HUHHH??? Like first off there was literally no need to do that. I forgot what that bootleg wannabe cool dude yumi was married to's name was but my man's was already half dead. Yall literally could've just put him somewhere else or better yet since nishiki had already "crossed that line" LET MY MANS TAKE CARE OF HIM.

Bruh or like step outside the room and SHOOT IN THERE. Kiryu and Haruka were pretty much unharmed (also was very wild to me) so why not just aim from outside the room and just blow it up that way?? I just wonder what came upon him to make him feel the need to blow himself up with the gosh dang money.

I feel bad for saying it but I was so close to giving up on the series after the kiwamis. I feel like they both went on random tangents at times and after the start to finish emotional rollercoaster that was yakuza 0, it just wasn't as fun to me. Although now yakuza 1 has became my go to game for the fighting and yakuza 2's story is seeming less bad now.

Alright rant over. Anyone that read all this you deserve the world. I hope I didn't sound too bitchy. That picture was me the entire time LMAO