#yall are nasty for making the tag 'linxreader

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hamilton vines

burr: so basically, what is was thinking is -

hamilton: punches him

burr: ah fuck, i can't believe you've done this

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eliza, watching hamilton and laurens: two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay

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hamilton: is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book *piano chord*

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eliza: i should've left you on that street corner where you stood

hamilton: but ya didn't

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hamilton: hey thomas you think i can get this egg into that jar without it cracking

jefferson: no

hamilton, throwing the egg full force at jefferson: i guess you're right

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cabinet members, watching hamilton and jefferson fight: can i get a waffle. can i please get a waffle

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peggy: jello? more like hello *chokes on the jello*

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jefferson, skating in on wheelies: good evening

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lafayette, buried in sand: i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

mulligan: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM

lafayette to the ocean: fuck off!

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hamilton: don't fuck with me. i have the power of God and ishmael on my side. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hamilton: toss me my keys

eliza: *throws a christmas tree at him*

hamilton: i said keys

eliza: i thought you said christmas tree!

hamilton: why the f u c k would you think i said-

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madison: if i had a penny for every time i wasn't cool, i'd have no pennies

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someone: who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had

maria: um, i never went to oovo javer

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angelica: saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday

hamilton: re-rebecca, it's not what you think!

angelica: i won't hesitate, biTCH

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hamilton: yo, what's the scoop?

laurens, biking up: penis

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burr to angelica: other guys'll just feed you lines. but i'll take you to mickey-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

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jefferson, madison, and burr coming to hamilton about the reynolds affair: you ready to fuckin' die?

hamilton: i'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me

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washinton: people are constantly asking me "what's it like to be a sex symbol?"

washington: *slips and bangs his head hard*

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hamilton: i'm sucking my own dick and dying

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hamilton: and they were roommates

jefferson: oh my god they were roommates

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eliza to phillip: if your name is junior, and you're really handsome, c'mon raise your hand

phillip: *bashfully raises his hand*

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angelica: hey, i'm lesbian

phillip: i thought you were american

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maria: hey alexander

alexander: sup bitch

maria: haha stop

alexander: bitch

maria: SFISJOAIFJSOIF UGH

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jefferson: oh sorry i fell asleep while i was waiting on you to make me a sandwich

angelica: go back to sleep and starve

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phillip: hey mom say "who want lasagna"

eliza: who want lasagn-

eliza: *runs into the kitchen counter*

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burr: you know, sometimes i think to myself "what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck"

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angelica: go suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a motherfucking dick

eliza: suck a dick! suck a huge or small dick

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washington just before resigning: i don't know what fuck just happened, but i don't really care, imma get the fuck up outa here, fuck this shit i'm out

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peggy: before i die, i'm gonna finish a chapstick without loosing it

peggy, two hours later: i lost that motherfucker

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hamilton to washington: you are my dad (you're my dad!) boogie woogie woogie

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angelica: two shots of vodka...

angelica: *pours the whole bottle in*

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madison: hey how much you pay for that taco

jefferson: hey you know this boy's got his free taco

jefferson: *slips, falls, and drops the taco*

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peggy: hey do you want to go out to eat

eliza: no, i don't really want to

peggy: you're right, why would we go out when we have

angelica, eliza, and peggy: canned soup

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lafayette: i'm washing me and my clothes, bitch

laurens: he's drunk as fuck...

lafayette: i'm washing me AND my clothes

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genie: i am a genie and i will grant you three w-

hamilton: i'd like to immediatly take your place

genie: really? i was trapped in there for 10,000 years of isolated slumber

hamilton, clapping his hands: i know