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liam dunbar being supernaturally good at lacrosse despite being a plain old human because his rival at his fuck u prep school was a whole ass werewolf and he didn't know it but he had to keep up out of spite. i like to imagine the entire time at devonford, brett was scratching his head like i swear to god this kid is human but he still somehow keeps blocking my shots? cmon lori give him a sniff for me. just to be sure.

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I've wanted to make crochet videos for a while, and I think I've found a way to do it. My first idea is what can only be described as a dumb downed raglan tutorial, the goal is as simple and easy to follow as possible. So the question is...

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Episode 68 The Velocipastor

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Episode 67 My Retrospective Thoughts on the After Series

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Peter: I don't mean to brag but I've successfully completed rehab ten times

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Episode 66 Flowers in the Attic Part 2

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Episode 65 Flowers in the Attic Part 1

Lets gooooo

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Episode 64 Two Night Stand

I don't have a date, so I might as well ask for views

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Should I review this book?

The summary makes it sound like the most self insert, self gratifying bullshit. But it's apparently about Prince's real life body guard.

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Episode 63 Mamaboy

First episode of the year and I forgot it was coming out

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Leon can't watch this anymore. His majesties weird obsession with Merlin aside, the boy can't keep coming along on each patrol and mission, completely unprotected! No armor, no weapons, nothing!

It's time.

Leon wordlessly drags Merlin aside and teaches him fighting the proper way. He's the one who taught Arthur the way around the sword and even if Merlin isn't royal, Leon's gonna keep this boy alive and if it's the most taxing task he's ever done!

When Leon finds out about Merlin's magic, he's not mad. Quite the opposite. There is a gleam in his eyes.

Leon: well, this I can work with

Merlin: huh?

Leon: you help me practice how to inspect magical spells and I'll dig out some ancient battle magic books that you're gonna study

Merlin: but... Aren't you mad?

Leon Immortal ass: what?

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Semi-Finals 1

We're going to pretend I didn't forget this was a thing

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Malia: Guys, he has a point

Stiles: Mint is just cold spicy. Everyone: ... Derek: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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you can say what you want about Derek Hale but at the end of the day, when Stiles introduced him as his cousin Miguel, Derek still "yes and"ed him. A girlie would have written that in a fanfic and people would've said it was out of character. The children (Derek) crave shenanigans and tomfoolery, remember that.

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Okay but imagine the fan fic potential this has

Fear of being touched.

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Now I'm just projecting lol, but I also have the hots for Lydia and would date a chubby person

Please note this is only my opinion as a very chubby person (feel free to prove me wrong with your own reasons in the comments).

Teen wolf characters who WOULD date chubby persons (and why):

~Derek hale- I feel like as a born wolf thing it wouldn't matter as much

~Malia- same as Derek but werecoyote

~Danny<3 bc he's the best

~Scott-he's a puppy who has love for everyone (especially early seasons)

~Liam- also a puppy

~Kira- she's so sweet

~Melissa<3

~Deucalion- man don't have a preference

~Chris- because I said so

~Ethan- would

~Boyd-was an outcast so wouldn't be judgemental

~Erica- similar to Boyd

~Noah<3

~Cora- same as Derek and Malia

~Isaac- puppy number 3

~Coach- respectful and disrespectful king at the same time

Teen wolf characters who would NOT date chubby persons (and why not):

~Stiles- regrettably after being in love with Lydia Martin his standards have been permanently raised

~Jackson- self explanatory

~Peter- also self explanatory

~Lydia- she has crazy high standards at the start may have mellowed out towards the latter seasons but still has standards she would keep

~Aiden- wouldn't 🤷🏻‍♀️

People I can't place:

Void

Allison

Theo

Jordan