#yby is tired

[borealiszero]

Guess who the hell read a book all night instead of sleeping

This is also a gift for @cremechees and @bespectacledfanmaiden thank you so much for the translations and the arts I love them!!!!!

[ID start: a digital drawing of Luo Mingchuan and Yin Biyue from Villain's White Lotus Halo. Luo Mingchuan is wearing light blue and white hanfu. His black hair is styled up with a black crown in a high ponytail. Yin Biyue is wearing white hanfu. His hair is white. Both are holding each other's hand, smiling brightly at the screen. The background is light pink decorated with soft pink flowers. // End of ID]

[youaremysunshine-court]

I hope whoever wrote the yexie arranged marriage fic is having a good day

[mikkaeus]

this fic (The golden robe. by orange_crushed) is actually so fucking good, it’s like canon divergence post canon, xie’er is emperor, thirty seven, and so so tired, du pusa is still his right hand, zhao jing is still in the paralysis he put him in and he’s trying to get him out, yby has been imprisoned by xie’er for nearly a decade in a tower but he’s still his incorrigible self, xie’er has a baby ✨SON✨ (it’s perhaps like. 1/6 a kid fic. it contains multitudes)

like the world building is so good, the characters are compelling & the power dynamic between yby and xie’er is so crunchy .

also VIOLENCE and GORE

also xie’er POV my love

also it has some really fucking funny moments

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

more yby doodles bc i am OBSESSED. we got shifu's wife attempting the crime of BATH against xiao baiyi, taishifu consoling xiao baiyi with cuddles and giving him new clothes, and xiao baiyi meeting the bane of his existence the love of his life little baby rong changqing 🥺

ok no more drawing today, im tired now lol

[joylinda-hawks]

Who let you listen to him? Stupid kid. WOH, episode 17, part 2. ZCL continues to exercise despite being tired. WKX says that seeing how ZZS treats ZCL, he understands how gentle the WKX champion was with him. YBY asks WKX who his master was. WKX says his father. YBY laughs saying how can a father train his son and adds that's why WKX's skills are so poor. YBY adds that students should be taught the way ZZS does. WKX asks what master YBY studied under. The question surprises the Immortal, who replies that WKX is not only bad at martial arts, but also at drinking. Both men start drinking. ZCL continues training. ZZS briefly instructs ZCL on what to do to improve his exercise technique, telling him about life energy. WKX interrupts and explains that it is better to waste life energy than to accumulate it and explains how to do this. ZCL decides to try and starts practicing according to WKX's instructions, which ZZS does not like. He asks why he is listening to WKX and gives him further instructions. ZCL starts practicing according to the instructions. WKX gives ZCL another piece of advice again. The boy becomes increasingly confused and exhausted, but continues to exercise. At some point, fatigue sets in. ZZS and WKX, seeing this, grab the boy, protecting him from falling. ZZS tells WKX to leave the boy and pushes him to the ground. WKX kneels next to the boy and gives him his energy. YBY congratulates ZZS and WKX for almost torturing the boy to death. He asks if they are happy with themselves. ZZS firmly replies that the boy is fine. WKX is surprised that the boy's meridians are wider than other people's. He wonders if the boy has any special talent. ZZS replies that he noticed it a long time ago. He adds that the boy's meridians are straight and smooth and take a long time to be filled with energy. He explains that his skills haven't improved not because he hasn't tried, but because it takes more time. YBY comments on this in his mischievous way, saying that there is a boy who has a dull mind but strong bones. WKX decides to respond to the malicious taunt by saying that ZCL has already chosen a champion. YBY replies that he has seen greater talents. He asks WKX if she drinks with him. WKX confirms he drinks. And ZZS helps ZCL get up. Walking up to the table, WKX says that he will drink so much with YBY that the Immortal will call him father. ZZS asks ZCL if everything is OK. ZZS simply tells him to exercise for an hour. ZCL is surprised but doesn't say anything. YBY says the boy will be fine. WKX tells YBY to drink. The second part of the scene continues to show us that no grown man has an ounce of mercy for ZCL. WKX decides to use ZCL's training to annoy ZZS. ZZS is irritated by WKX's behavior. He does not want a stranger to give his student advice, even if it would be useful. WKX seems to like to tease ZZS. This is his way for ZZS to respond to his interests. ZZH nicely showed the character of ZZS, who on the one hand is a cold and ruthless master, but on the other hand is able to get rid of some layers of empathy. GJ as WKX showed that this joyful and full of life man can also take care of a boy.

[danhoemei]

Been thinking about @ebeedrawing's modern au

(Templates by @mugges: 1 2 3)

[hattedhedgehog]

Ye Baiyi deserves a little loving from Wenzhou, I think. (Or perhaps a lot of it). 

Inspired by this very fun post-canon fic (x)

Description under the cut:

[Image descriptions: A 3 panel comic of a post-canon Word of Honor scenario in which Zhou Zishu convinces Wen Kexing to have a threesome with Ye Baiyi. The first two panels are in a manor courtyard, where Wen Kexing is cooking for their disciples and Zhou Zishu is snacking on a radish slice. Dialogue:

ZZS: Have you considered what Ye Baiyi would be like in bed?

WKX: With US? Ah-Xu, what in the world makes you think that we’re be compatible with that old monster?

ZZS: Think about it Lao Wen, he’s immortal, we’re immortal...

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Panel 2 

ZZS: The sheer combined power would be amazing! And from my perspective you’d look so pretty together, besides. Could we ask him?

WKX: Hm...I suppose we could show that old toad a thing or two, he’s probably a little rusty after decades alone on his mountain. i’d look pretty, you say?

-

Panel 3: In a bed. The three of them lay in a heap, WKX and ZZS blissed out and tired, flushed with dishevelled hair and covered in bites. YBY still looks relatively put together and teases “Youth these days has no stamina. How are you this tired after only three rounds? Pah!”]

[agendratum]

i’m constantly somewhere in between

“it’s actually not a bad or sad thing for yby to die. he’s old, he’s tired, he, quite frankly, alone in the world, alone in a way that everyone he used to know are dead. he fixed all the mistakes of the past he could fix, he uncovered the mystery of his soulmate’s kid’s death (their kid), he brought his body back to his family, he met these young people that reminded him of second chances and what his soulmate believed in, what yby stopped believing in a very long time ago. he fulfilled his promise of saving the life of his friend’s stupid disciple. he let go of his immortality and gets to enjoy simple human life, he travels, eats all the food he wants to eat, basks in the sunlight. he’s going to get old, like people do, and die of old age, like people do, content with what he accomplished by the end of his life. he will be reunited with his loved ones, the ones he lost a long time ago. it’s not sad, it’s a full life. he deserves some rest”

and

“of course he never fucking dies, he just lives on, and no one can figure out how the fuck he keeps doing it, and he’s just like “LOL” and continues to spend other people’s money on the enormous amounts of food he eats, and his hair doesn’t even go fully white, so he can still make fun of wkx. and, obviously, making fun of and annoying wkx becomes his new life goal, cause what else can an unexplainably immortal life be for”

[randomingoftherandomness]

Hi! I got a prompt! You know the cliche trope of a married couple fighting and the wife is like “I’m going back to my parents’ house!” Well, maybe wenzhou had a petty fight, and wkx actually uses that line, but he obv has no parents left, so he ran away to yby’s place. Now zzs not only has to coax his husband home, he also has to do it in front of yby, who’s like half freaking tired of the drama, and half get weirdly into it and yakes wkx’s side, making the task even more difficult. Can be modern AU or post canon, up to you 🤣🤣

Hi Nani, sorry this is a bit late hehe 🥰

I’m opting for modern!au for this coz I want to try something new haha

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The tap on his car window startles him out of his daze and he winds down just in time to have Ah Xiang poking her head into the warm interior, bringing with her a rush of cool spring morning air.

“You fucked up really bad this time, huh?”

“Language,” Zishu chides on instinct but doesn’t pursue the matter when their foster daughter/little sister rolls her eyes and sighs.

“Are you going in or not? If you are, you should do it later coz the Old Man is still in there. If you’re not, then can I bum a ride with you to school?”

“Did you miss the bus again?” Zishu scoffs, reaching over to the passenger seat and passing over three packed lunches that were definitely bought; one for Ah Xiang, one for Chengling who was staying at his godfather Shen Shen’s for the week (thank the gods), and one for Cao Weining who seems to have ingratiated his way into their little family.

She takes it wordlessly and packs it into her bag. Sticking her tongue out at him, she shoulders the straps of her school bag, scuffing her shoe on the ground. Watching her, Zishu kills the engine of the car and lifts up the bouquet of peonies he’d bought last night and drove up and down the block until he decided against coming over to the Ye household at that hour.

“How mad?”

“I’d say you’ll probably have to grovel.”

Zishu grins, a bubble of amusement enveloping his chest with warmth. Exiting the car, he reaches over to pat her on her head and arranges the collar of her school uniform. “I can do that.”

She frowns. “Grovel and beg and kiss his ass and swear you won’t make him angry anymore?”

“Go to school, kid, and text me if you guys need a ride home today. I’ll bring you guys for some ice-cream,” Zishu says, nudging her along. She huffs, pausing mid turn to suddenly throw her arms around him and hugging tightly.

“I don’t like it when you guys fight.”

“I know. I don’t like it when we fight either.”

—

Mr Rong is the one who opens the door with a smile. “They’re at the patio,” He whispers. Gathering his coat and his briefcase, he winks conspiratorially as he leaves for work. “Good luck, Zishu!”

“Thanks,” He replies with a confidence he doesn’t quite feel.

Senior Ye and Mr Rong aren’t that much older than Zishu but somehow they’ve had a whole history between them that nonetheless had culminated in a shotgun wedding in Saipan five years ago that only Zishu, Lao Wen and Rong Xuan, Mr Rong’s only son from a previous marriage, were invited to. Senior Ye had a sharp tongue and a frosty wit, while Mr Rong was warm and personable. They’re the true definition of the saying ‘opposite attracts’.

Whilst Senior Ye, the closest thing Zishu had to an older brother in this world, hadn’t made any secrets of his disapproval of his and Lao Wen’s relationship, in recent years the man seems to have mellowed out immensely. Now, his is the house Lao Wen runs to when they have a fight.

They’re at the patio as Mr Rong had said, sitting at the table with the breakfast things all spread out mid meal. His Lao Wen looks radiant in the sunlight, dressed in a soft jumper that was probably Zishu’s at one point, resolutely not looking over when he approaches. Senior Ye gives him a once over and sighs, put-upon, at the sight of the flowers.

Clearing his throat, he ignores the man and goes to a crouch in front of Lao Wen, setting the bouquet on the table beside them. Trying for a smile, Zishu quietly says, “Hey.”

Cool dark eyes flicker to him and narrow dangerously. Before his husband can say anything, Senior Ye takes a quick jibe in. “Hey. That’s all you can do? Hey?”

“Senior Ye...”

“It’s okay,” Lao Wen says, tilting his head towards Senior Ye with a placating smile. “Maybe we could have a minute?”

“Ugh, fine.” He rolls his eyes, voice dripping with utter disdain as he stalks back into homely interior of his home. “I’m keeping an eye on you two!”

“I thought he didn’t like you very much,” Zishu cannot help but to say.

At this, Lao Wen merely shrugs and tucks his hands under his sleeves. “Have you had breakfast?” He asks, hands already moving to butter the bread and spread the jam. It settles something unnerved in Zishu to see him do this for him and it is enough to unlatch the words, “I am sorry, Lao Wen. Please come home.”

The hand on the butter knife pauses mid stroke. “I...” Lao Wen licks his lips. Setting the knife down with a clatter, Lao Wen reaches out for his hand. They tangle their fingers together, sharing a soft, slow smile. 

“I’m sorry too. I couldn’t sleep last night without you.”

Zishu feels the words unspool his heart. He lifts Lao Wen’s hand to his lips, pressing kisses to the ridges and dips of his knuckles. “What were we fighting about again?” He asks around a irrepressible smile.

“Can’t remember. Probably something stupid,” Lao Wen laughs, curling into him and drawing him into a kiss. “I love you. Let’s go home.”

“I love you, too. Let’s go home.”

—

“How long did it take this time?”

Ye Baiyi rolls his eyes, throwing the ingredients into the bowl before he leans back into the warmth and solid strength of his husband, tilting his head back to kiss at a jaw.

“Not long. I gave them the leftovers from last night to take home for lunch after I made them sit through a lecture. That brat said he wants to cook dinner for us this weekend.”

His husband chuckles, the sound reverberating right to his bones. “You’re such a softie.”

“Mm.”

[nancywheelxr]

Word of Honor prompt where yby is wkx and zzs’s mailman. he and wkx have a feud (god only knows how it started, but neither of them want to back down first), so yby always leaves packages in the most inconvenient places. wkx tries repeatedly to report him to the mailman board or whatever, but they’re always like yby? no one named yby works here. this is unbelievably irritating to wkx because he knows yby has to work there. how tf else would he have their mail??? well turns out there was a mix up with the addresses and wkx and zzs’s mail has been being sent to yby for years. when yby went to drop off their mail the first time wkx assumed he was the mailman. this pissed yby off, so he decided to retaliate by putting their package next to the wheel of wkx’s car in hopes he’d run it over. and thus, the feud started

another galaxy brain idea, i would expect nothing less 😌

*

“Please,” Zhou Zishu says without looking up from the newspaper, “don’t throw your phone at the wall.”

There’s an angry noise, followed by the loud thud of something being slammed on the table. Better than the wall, he figures. “I wasn’t going to.”

He hums in agreement, adding pleasantly,  “of course not.” 

Is it mean not to engage like this? Maybe, but in his defense, Zhou Zishu has been forced to listen to increasingly angry phone calls for the past weeks on a daily basis, the same answer drifting from the speakers time and time again, so maybe he’s entitled to some bitchiness. 

Also, the way Wen Kexing’s face scrunches up a little, eyebrows furrowing, lips in a pout– he’s cute when he’s annoyed, so what’s Zhou Zishu suppose to do? Not antagonize him?

Case in point: a hand tugs his newspaper down and Wen Kexing comes into view, pouting in a terribly endearing way that Zhou Zishu has never been able to refuse, “A-Xu! Can’t you see I’m in distress? I’m distressed and you’re just sitting here, how heartless!”

“Is that so?” He raises an eyebrow, “I apologize for not coming to save you from the mean lady at the front desk, then. Did her answer change this time? Did someone named Ye Baiyi suddenly appear in their records?”

“No,” Wen Kexing sighs, dropping down on the couch beside him like a puppet with no strings, and Zhou Zishu goes through the motions of huffing exasperatedly, pointedly folding his newspaper, and leaving it on the coffee table. Then, he nudges him closer, a tug at his sleeves and Wen Kexing leans happily into him, face tucked neatly into Zhou Zishu’s shoulder. “I’m going to murder him,” he says.

“No felonies. Have you tried apologizing?”

“Pah,” Wen Kexing tries to sit up in outrage, but Zhou Zishu pulls him down again, hand carding through his hair, “apologize for what? He’s the one not doing his job! A-Xu, it was on the roof this time! On the roof!”

Ah, so they’re not ready for that yet, alright. “Hm. I think both of you need better hobbies.”

“A-Xu, you’re not listening, he’s my arch-nemesis!”

He opens his mouth to remind him it’s the 21st century and people don’t have arch-nemesis, but then, he remembers this is the guy who wakes up at god knows what time to leave their packages in increasingly ridiculous places. “I can’t believe you found the one person who might actually agree with you on this, what the hell.”

“What if we set out traps in the yard?” Wen Kexing muses and Zhou Zishu has a terrible feeling about this– he can foresee trips to the ER in the future and a litany of actually broken packages. 

Also: “Have you seen our children? They’ll get caught in them before Ye-qianbei does.”

“A-Xiang wouldn’t,” he says, but he doesn’t sound so sure anymore, so Zhou Zishu counts as it as a win.

“Maybe, but her boyfriend would and you promised her to stop scaring him off.”

The truth is this: a month ago they ordered a new coffee maker. It would take two days to arrive, great price, good quality. Zhou Zishu had even been looking forward to it! In hindsight, that might have been foolish, when has the universe ever made anything easy for him? No, the two days had come and gone, and on the third day, instead of enjoying as many expressos as his heart desired, he had been forced to witness the start of a trainwreck that’s been dragging ever since– Wen Kexing had been outside, gardening in a very broad sense of the word, when a man had approached their house, a package in his hands.

He had squinted at the yellow chrysanthemums Wen Kexing had been drowning with the hose. “That’s the ugliest flower I’ve ever seen.” 

“Excuse me?” Wen Kexing had smiled. It had been a terrible smile, full of teeth and no real friendliness, and Zhou Zishu had watched from the window and known with a deep-seated certainty that that would escalate out of proportion. 

The mad had scoffed. “Are you deaf besides incompetent? Whatever, just take this so I can stop looking at those flowers.”

“Incompetent?” Wen Kexing’s fingers had tightened around the hose as if he had been calculating the merits of hitting the man with the water spray, “ha! The mailman is late for his delivery and he wants to lecture me on my garden! A-Xu, come listen to this!”

“Mailman,” the man had repeated, face going blank, “the mailman.”

“A-Xu, come tell him my chrysanthemums look just fine!”

Then, he had exploded. “You brat! Who do you think you are? Have you no respect for your elders? Useless child–”

“Elder? Have you taken a look at the mirror? Get off my lawn! Out, out, out! No Old Monsters allowed!”

The man– Ye Baiyi, Zhou Zishu would learn later, after Wen Kexing had gone into his stalking spree trying to find his information to report to his alleged boss– had left. With their coffeemaker. Only to return at some point while they were inside to leave the package just behind the wheel of their car.

One month later and Zhou Zishu is yet to get his goddamn coffeemaker.

“Wen Kexing, you no-good insolent brat!” 

The yelling startles him back to the present, followed quickly by the sound of paper being ripped. At his side, Wen Kexing snickers. “I think he found the sign.”

“Sign? Is that what you and Chengling were doing in the garage last night?” 

“No Old Monsters permitted,” he recites, smug as a cat in the sun, and presses a kiss to his neck, “wasn’t it a good idea? A-Xu, I’m encouraging our son to improve his artistic skills.”

“Quit distracting me,” Zhou Zishu tugs his hair a little, “Lao Wen, you owe me so many cups of coffee.”

Wen Kexing grins, impossibly bright, ridiculously beautiful. “A-Xu ah, what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine, so how can there be a debt? Don’t be stingy!”

“Hm. Lao Wen is very wise, no debt between us, so he won’t mind making dinner tonight again.”

“A-Xu!” The whine comes out half laughter, and Zhou Zishu loves the sound of it, could never get tired of it, so really, he has no choice but to draw his husband closer and kiss the complaints before they even fall from his lips. 

[vyther16]

wip wednesday

hi guess what. I started writing this on valentine's day and it is still unfinished lmao. it is affectionately titled "demi yby vs valentine's day" (well, there is an official title already, but that is not to be shared yet.

anyway, enjoy! i shall be returning to hiatus for the foreseeable future after this

Yan Bingyun is not entirely certain why Valentine’s Day is so important. His… acquaintances always go on and on about what they are going to get for their partners.

Teng Zijing is planning to propose to his girlfriend this Valentine’s Day. Fan Xian is planning some big chicken-themed date with Lin Wan’er. Ye Ling’er is creating a scavenger hunt for her girlfriend. They all talk about it during lunch, like it’s all that matters.

Yan Bingyun knows that their partners are important to them, but Zijing has missed three practices in the past two weeks to prepare. Fan Xian hasn’t shown up to their bi-weekly study session in a month. And Ling’er, well. She’s been present at everything, but she brings Fan Ruoruo to everything. Yan Bingyun doesn’t understand.

He sits with Shen Wan’er at meals, because everyone else is so busy. Her brother is big in the security business, and Yan Bingyun wants to get something secured for Overwatch, the company his father is a board member for.

She is quiet, usually studying for her classes. She doesn’t talk about her brother’s work often. Yan Bingyun knows that they’ve had a falling out over her decision to major in Women’s Studies, but that Shen Zhong still pays for her school.

Yan Bingyun realizes he doesn’t mind. She’s sweet. She remembers that his favorite food from the dining hall is the sausage biscuits they have for breakfast every other Thursday and gets extras for him. She texts him mundane things, asking him about her favorite tree on the quad (a mangled oak that has been hit by lightning twice, spawning several campus superstitions) or the one professor they share (Sung, who teaches a course on minorities and the judicial system every other year). They had been lucky enough to both secure a spot in the course, despite their differing majors.

On Valentine’s day, she is not at lunch.

Yan Bingyun has never initiated a texting conversation with her.

He is tired and lonely and all of his friends are being obnoxiously romantic.

‘Where are you?’ he sends the message before he can talk himself out of it. Then, ‘the dining hall has decent heart-shaped cookies,’ he adds, because Shen Wan’er has a sweet tooth, and he really wants her to come to lunch.

Somewhere along the way, his attempts to ingratiate himself to her in order to use her brother for Overwatch had morphed into a genuine friendship.

Thanks for reading! idk when this will be finished. hopefully by next valentine's day lol

[calehenituseappreciation]

i hc wilbur made tommy president because he planned to go and press the button while tommy spoke and kill him along with himself

wilbur wanted end all his unfinished symphonies and as the person who raised tommy- he raised him like he raised l'manberg. he doesnt care for fundy- not since he denounced him- so he wanted to end him :)

i need a fic where tommy is the one who goes to stop wilbur and wilbur fucking stabs him before pressing the button saying "it was never meant to be" tommy loses both first and last lives to that phrase

tommys last words are it was always meant to be fucking wilbur survives the explosion and has no one to kill him and now he has to live with the consqunces tommy becomes toast- short for ghost tommy i refuse to write so many letters each time- and immeditly looks for his older brothers and he finds wilbur first :) wilbur is exiled for his crimes and also out of fear- they tried to rehabilate him! they really did but then he freaked out over seeing toast... in a bad way.... and he and toast burned georges house on toast suggest (maybe we should burn something! that always helps me calm down!) this is after wilbur is trusted enough to be not... in a prison... after phil convinced them he needs help and toast tries his best ok- (WHO LEFT WILBUR WITH TOAST!) (I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME! I WAS ONLY LEAVING FOR FIVE MINUTES! AND RANBOO WAS THERE TOO!) and toast tries to go with but everyone is like "yeah no" and toast is like "whhhhyyy i just wanna stay with wilby!" and everytime anyone tries to tell tommy about the wrongs that have happened to him he screams and clutches his head in pain and everytime he comes back he doesnt remember the convo toast,,, is the most BABY toast calls everyone cutesy nicknames unironcially he calls eret rere toast, chriping happily: TECHIE!!!! tubbo: TOMMY STAY AWAY FROM HIM! toast, in a very lost and confused voice: why? techno, freaking out: tommy? toast: hi!!!!!!! im toast!!!!!! :D techno: lowkey ab to cry toast: NOOOOOOOO DUN CRI! toast: there there techie... i know what will help! tubbo, sighing: arson? toast: ARSON! phil comes just in time to find tommys dead body and l'manberg gone hes not around for the withers neither hes there just to see the crater and wilbur in chains with blood on his hands trying to off himself phil will forever blame himself for not making it in time :> dream: taking wilbur away in boat toast, floating behind the boat: o^o dream do you have any games on your phone .///^///. looks at exileinnit hmmm spins roulette wheel who should i hurt... i picked d all of the above they dont let toast go with him but because he is baby and you can't tell him what to do tubbo: sighs finally now that the exiles done toast can you- tubbo: looks up tubbo: GOADDAMN IT

toast is promptly kidnapped back to l'manberg the next day toast keeps going back tho and no one understands why- he literally killed him! why does he keep wanting to go back! (toasts unfinished buisness keeping him tied was helping wilbur and l'manberg- he loved wilbur even at his worst)

toast vibes around everyone but he stays with wilbur- where ever wilbur goes is where he builds his home

its shitty but its an 'ome Toast, teary eyed: Dad? Why does everyone hate Wilby? Why can't I be with him... Phil, with no idea what to do: niki bakes cakes with niki whenever hes in l'manberg he keeps accidently setting her bakery on fire but hes sMOL AND GIGGLES A LOT AND HE HAS FLOUR ON HE GODDAMN SELF toast is a part of mexican l'manberg i dont make the rules mexican dream: AYYYYYYYYY HOMIE toast, giggling: 'OMIE!!!!!

Toast is wholesome while everyone is literally willing to murder Wilbur while also trying to stop him from khs toast is just a very happy lovely child and cries whenever anyone is mean to 'his big brother wilby!' and so they all constantly glare daggers over toasts shoulder wherenever he cant see em meanwhile Phil is just dying inside because Tommy is a ghost by Wilbur's hands and Wilbur keeps trying to commit suicide and oh god what is he supposed to do- he simply avoids this struggle by avoiding them toast, waddling up to philza: papa do you have any games on your phone? all im saying is that tommy called phil papa before changing to dad or fathercraft phil,in the tired parent voice: tommy please sit down- just for five minutes- at least for 5 minutes toast: sits down and then proceeds to struggle to continue to sit but he must because dad told him to toast is just ADHD incarnate wilbur, trying to end himself: im gonna escape my consequences toast: HI!!!!! :D wilbur: FUCK ITS MY CONSEQUENCES toast,,,, is so baby Wilbur is just not allowed to have anything remotely sharp i like how theres so much angst and im just hyper focusing on ba yby dream uses toast the same way he uses ghostbur! :D toast doesnt realize of course even after wilbur tells him dream is bad but he keeps forgetting!!! Everyone: da baby Dream: how can I profit from this oh dream is manipulating wilbur btw wilbur: suffering toast: i made you a card toast trusts eret wholeheartedly and this hurts eret because she knows if toast remembered he probably wouldnt- they wanted redemption but not like this- not because of death Toast: you look cool Toast: you are friend now Eret: sobs I don't deserve this Toast: what did I do wrong Toast: how can I help friend!!!!! Eret: sobbing more toast looks at everyone says "ah! friend shaped!" if ur wondering wheres the angst toast is the angst- toast is just tommy without any bad memories and hes so different they thought he was happy before they thought he was fine tommy was hurt too but since he internalized it no one cared toast sees wilbur being sad and goes! i know what will help! n-not arson tho people dont like arson when you do it.... BUT ITS OKAY! I BROUGHT A FRIEND! shows friend, the sheep and wilbur just fucking sobs Toast is wholesome chaotic in a perfect mix- toast is tommy but without the 'asshole on purpose as a self defense mechanism" someone mentioned something about Tommy masking insecurities once Toast doesn't remember. and he's fine with that he doesn't have any insecurities toast hurts because in retrospect toast, meeting bad: WOAAAAAAH! YOU LOOK SO FUCKING COOL! bad: LANGUAGE! toast, cringing back, looking at the ground: ..sorry :( bad: ...you can swear toast: :D bad: once toast hasnt sworn since "hes saving it for special occasions" sometimes he accidently swears and immedtly gasps and looks at bad and bad just sighs and is like "its okay it was an accident" bad never would have thought itd take letting tommy swear for him to stop huh... its almost like... hes a child.... and the negetive reienforcement.... was doing more harm then good.... toast: exists in an amount of happiness no one has ever seen him in before everyone: pain how much pain was tommy in before? they thought tommy was happy- was... was he not happy? he's so unabashedly joyful and energetic looking back they can see how forced every laugh felt, every smile- He's not afraid to just talk to people, make new friends he became so much more cautious after Eret, had it really effected him that badly? He's open. He never lies about how he's feeling, never brushes anything away how much was Tommy hiding, how much pain, how much fear- It's chilling. bone chilling. There's no way to fix what's been lost. No way to apologize to who Tommy used to be, to try and make it better. None of them every bothered to see him as anything more than a nuisance, an annoying child or cannon fodder and they'll regret it for the rest of their lives everyone: having a mental crisis toast: GUYYYYSS!! I MADE ANOTHER FRIEND!!!

"Wilby?" Wilbur heard Tommys voice say in an innocent tone.

Was he hearing things? Tommy's dead. He killed him himself.

"Wilby why are you in prison?" The image of his little brother asked, "Did you commit arson without me?" it asked in a pout.

"TOMMY!" Tubbo yelled running into the cell where Wilbur was kept, going through the bars with ease, "Tommy get away from him!"

"But 'ubbo!!!! Wilby is 'ere!!!!" Tommy (?) said with a smile Wilbur hadn't seen since Tommy was a child.

"Tommy, I understand you don't remember anything right now but you need to come back over here!" Tubbo demanded and Tommy flinched

Wilbur was struck with the sudden realization that this isn't just his mind- no no it can't be- but Tubbo acknowledged him he has to- Wilbur reached his locked hands towards Tommy only for him to pass through him. What? No no it was just his imagination that makes sense.

"Oh sorry Wil! I'm kinda dead! I don't remember how i died... but i think im a ghostie!" Tommy said plainly, floating off the floor. Wilbur looked at him in confusion. Whats happening?

the first time toast sees the crater toast srceams in intense amount of pain- its so loud you can hear it all over the smp- and just dissapears for a few days before reappearing with no memories of what happened toast saying things tommy thought but never said- he calls eret "big brother" and eret fucking d i e s toast cals all the l'manbergians older siblings He's far too honest for anyone to handle tommy was always honest too but he learned from experince that honesty only lead to hurt Tommy was like an enderchest, you could never see beyond the exterior, everything inside was exclusive to him and him alone Toast is like when someone dies and all their fuckin items explode onto the ground. you just see everything and most of it was  pain and everyone feels bad because they thought he was the only one uneffected that nothing had ever put a damper on his happiness and energetic smile- at what point had that smile became fake? also for angst reasons the last memory toast has is before the elections toast has uwu boy vibes but more chaotic toast goes to dream smp from logstedshire purely for sam nook toast starts making his hotel since he sees nobody has a home (including dream LMAO) (and he wants to make a safe place since everyone keeps saying something about war) and wants to make one and asks sam for help since apparently hes good at building and sam lets him pay after he finishs the hotel and sam nook is there since day one because i dont think i could handle a world without sam nook toast: biting everyone tubbo: wHY DO YOU DO THAT?????? toast: once techie bit all the cupcakes and then said it was his cuz he bit it so im biting everyone to show their mine!!!!! tubbo: i- tubbo: i am both flattered and disgusted everyone, remembering how tommy used to bite everyone upon meeting and then everyone would get mad at him and yell at him until he stopped biting people on meeting: sadly whips and nae naes hes a BABY toast deserves the fucking world also i havent talked ab it but there is wilbur and fundy angst here fundy confronts wilbur also not that fundy is angry about not not not getting murdered by his father but also why does he consider tommy his unfinished sympohny and not him? he raised fundy too- maybe he just only ever loved tommy (based off his insecurity of how close wilbur and tommy are based off wilbur raising tommy and wilbur only being there for fundy by the time he was older and also using hybrid age go nyoom for this dream manipulates toast during wilburs exile along with wilbur and toast realizes both of them were being used by him and fucking screams lourder than he ever has before and dissapears for a week and then shows up at technos house (he got lost and he didnt know why he was at logsted shire- he doesnt remember the place) on the day of the excution and tries to help technoblade but keeps forgetting that everyone is trying to kill techno the butcher army is hesitant when "hey why are you all attacking big brother Techy-" "HE SPAWNED WITHERS IN L'MANBERG!" "he did?" toast asked tilting his head in confusion "YES! HE DID! AFTER YOU DIED! NOW WHERE IS HE TOAST! WE NEED TO CAPTURE HIM!" whenever tubbo talks ab how theyre planning on excuting techno or how there was no trial toast has flashbacks to tubbos excution but hes never able to hold on to the memories just leaving him feeling bad toast sees anything traumatic and just makes the blue screen noise toast has to reboot every time anything truamatic happens and when he does he doesnt remember what happens after

toast hurts on a "THE FUCKING IMPLICATIONS OF THIS" level just.. everyone trying to make up for not noticing tommys hurt and trying to be good to toast when its already too late... far too late glatt is also here because whenever ytoast dissapears after something trauamtic he bounces back to the land of the dead for the bit and sometimes he drags glatt out to the land of the living with him only works bc toast has unfinished buisness so he can freely go between and just stays in the land of the lving until he can finish his unfiinshed buisness ghostbur and toast wouldve been good friends if they ever met anyone yells at toast and he immeditly starts sobbing

basically when everything is calm and peaceful and everyone is happy together after dream is in prison and toast is like "oh... this is what ive always wanted"

"toast?" tubbo asked, confused toast smiled softly, "i think its time for me to go" "what?" wilbur asked his pitch unusually high due to the fear lacing his voice "i think... i think this was my unfinished buisness... this is the last thing i wanted when i was alive, the reason i stayed... i think its finally my time to go now" toast said smiling tearfully "no! you vcan't go! we just got you back!"

basically when everything is finally ok, when things finally calm down toast fades back to the void/afterlife thing

[gingersnapwolves]

Kouri (and her lovely wife Karasu) watch Word of Honor, episode 18

Naughty boys go in the Shame Basket

Me: Are the trees going to attack them?

My wife: Yeah, they’re mechanical trees

Me: What????

YBY: *kills a bunch of trees*

Me: What?????

ZCL is gonna be such a himbo when he grows up

Well I see no way that crossing this bridge will go badly

This is the WORST CGI I’ve ever seen omg

My wife, who is deathly afraid of heights and would not in a normal show be able to watch a scene like this without her hands over her eyes, just busted out laughing.

Hilarious how little ZZS cares about anything this dude has to say

“How should we fight these zombies?” “Should we hold hands and spin?” “Oh, yes, we definitely need to hold hands.”

I cannot get OVER all the zombies unable to climb a two foot rock so ZZS and WKX can have a Romantic Moment. Like, they could just stand there until the zombies got tired. Or just stab downwards. They don’t even have to fight.

ZCL really getting his steps in

Okay listen. I mean this in the kindest way possible. What the fuck is happening. Are they in fucking Oz.

NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS THEY’RE GAY

WKX: One like and I’ll burn this place to the ground

“If he dies I’ll owe you another” Ye Baiyi please you make a terrible babysitter

“I’m too lazy to give a damn about your father-son issues” the most relatable immortal

This episode is sending one hell of a message about living with disability but hell if I know what that message is

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#5

mu qing would LOVE to be romanced proper tho

like he would be embarrassed and he'd put up a bit of a fight and u would have to be persistent yet gentle BUT the moment u win him over and he allows the romance in,,,,,,,,,

HE WANTS IT ALL BABEYYY u give him presents, u give him flowers, u give him compliments and smooches and he just MELTS

melts into a big puddle of MU QING GOO

and blushes and sighs and kicks his lil foot up and does a 'mmmmmm~!!!' sound when u kiss him like in a film. bc he LOVES. BEIN ROMAnCED. don't ask how i know, i just do. ok

28 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

#4

more yby doodles bc i am OBSESSED. we got shifu's wife attempting the crime of BATH against xiao baiyi, taishifu consoling xiao baiyi with cuddles and giving him new clothes, and xiao baiyi meeting the bane of his existence the love of his life little baby rong changqing 🥺

ok no more drawing today, im tired now lol

28 notes - Posted November 25, 2022

#3

fengqing sketch bc these two have TAKEN OVER MY BRAINNNN ;A;

37 notes - Posted October 28, 2022

#2

BONUS SKETCH OF THE (yester)DAY!!!

i do not watch the sandyman show but i saw pretty pictures of the longcoat goth man and the stubble longhair guy who is exactly my type kissing and wanted in on it

42 notes - Posted November 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

am exTREMELY Feral over the thought of a post-canon exchange btwn fengqing like:

mu qing: i don't know where we stand with each other now.

feng xin: im standing in the same place i always have. next to you.

109 notes - Posted November 23, 2022

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[joylinda-hawks]

Yes I know. He is the son of Zhen Ru Yu, or Zhen warrior, a friend of your disciple Rong Xuan and my master. He is my found little brother and the only soulmate in my life. WOH, episode 27. WKX sits in the forest and plays the flute. He remembers how he and ZZS hung a picture, and then how the whole family ate a meal and how they decorated the yard for the holidays. And how happy they were then. The sad, nostalgic tune suits the state of WKX. Meanwhile, ZZS and YBY meet on their way to Siji Manor. Both men greet each other politely. ZZS claims that he was waiting for YBY and that he is definitely tired from the journey. The immortal asks if ZZS is not mocking him. He explains that since DW is ZZS's best friend, why didn't ZZS himself approach him for help. He adds that he lived in isolation for many years and was known as an ignoramus who showed off his knowledge to the leader of Tian Chuang. ZZS apologizes to YBY, but claims that Immortal never mentioned that the friend he was talking about was DW. ZZS explains that he and DW have a history together. ZZS says that for some reason he cannot go to Nanjiang for help. It was just a misunderstanding. ZZS further states that YBY has traveled thousands of miles thanks to ZZS and is grateful for it. YBY said that ZZS should forget about it because he doesn't care. YBY explained that he considered this dangerous journey to be repayment of a favor he owed WKX. He then asks ZZS if ZZS knows who WKX really is. After a long moment of silence, he replies that he knows. That he is the son of Zhen Ru Yu, a Zhen warrior who was a friend of YBY's student - Rong Xuan, and also a friend of the ZZS master. ZZS continues by adding that WKX is his little brother and the only soulmate in his life. YBY hears this and calls ZZS a hopeless moron. He adds that ZZS is a student of Qin Huang Zhang and was deceived by the puppy. An introduction to an extremely touching scene, another one in this series. WKX left Siji Manor so that he could face YBY alone, and if he lost the duel with the Immortal, he would not have to explain it to ZZS. He didn't have the courage to tell his friend the truth yet. However, before he meets YBY, WKX indulges in memories by playing the flute. ZZS came out in front of YBY to prevent him from meeting WKX. ZZS guessed why WKX left Siji Manor so late and wanted to prevent a disaster. ZZS doesn't know much about WKX's past, he guesses more, but when YBY asks him a question about WKX's past, ZZS understands that the Immortal came here because of WKX. That's why he clearly and clearly says who WKX is to him. WKX sadness and definitely ZZS. Two kindred spirits with a common goal: one wants to save the other. They do it in secret from each other. ZZH only showed the emotions that accompanied ZZS during the conversation with the Immortal. I love this delicacy, subtlety in conveying these emotions. ZZH is a master of microexpressions and it is clearly visible here. He is ready to give everything to save his soulmate.

[chalkrevelations]

Episode 32 of Word of Honor, and once again, this is just. A LOT. A LOT is happening, and all of it is A LOT. Also, show, what is even happening? I have questions. A LOT of questions.

(Spoilers. Go ahead and scroll on by, then come back later, if you want to watch it unspoiled.)

BUT FIRST, before anything else, you know I have to yell about this for a minute because we once again see that the Gu Xiang/Cao Weining relationship and the Wen Kexing/Zhou Zishou relationship are the same relationship. We get the same scene with A-Xiang and Cao Weining – again – that we’ve already seen with Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu, this time from Ep 27, with Fan Shishu in the role of Ye Baiyi. Fan Shishu (YBY) asks “Do you know who she (he) is?” and this time, Cao Weining knows, just as ZZS knew in Ep 27. Cao Weining (ZZS) literally throws himself in front of A-Xiang (WKX) to protect her (him). “Kill us both” (Ep 27). “If you’re going to hurt her, kill me first” (Ep 32). Fan Shishu, like YBY, eventually lets A-Xiang and Cao Weining go, despite having them in a position where he could do them in. Color palettes between the two couples in these scenes match again, with the younger couple being more intense this time – A-Xiang and Wen Kexing in pinks, Cao Weining and Zhou Zishu in blue. (ZZS is mainly in creams and grey, but the piping on his robes is a very light blue, I think the greys have a blue undertone to them, and when you stand him next to Chengling in more intense blue while he’s wearing that particular outfit, it really starts to pull out the blue of ZZS’s outside robe – you can see this at the end of Ep 26.) Between the way these relationships continue to mirror each other and the hairpin scene from the last ep, I honestly don’t know what our takeaway is supposed to be, other than that WKX and ZZS are essentially married.

I also find it interesting - although this almost seems like too much of a stretch to be anything other than coincidence - that we get a specific callback to Ep 27 in this episode, as Ep 27 is also when WKX talks about not wanting to lie to Chengling about who he is anymore, and this ep is when they finally (apparently) meet again after Chengling learns the truth.

Aaaand now A-Xiang is crying, so of course I’m crying. Aaaand then we have the mournful montage. Give me a minute. And some tissues. I notice how much of this mournful drunken montage is ZZS remembering all the times he was cranky with WKX. Oh, honey. No. That’s what you’re remembering, because you feel bad, but it’s not what he would remember at all, if he was looking back over his time with you. And even if he did, it would be with great fondness.

Yeah, so, if I haven’t mentioned, this episode is a LOT. We get a big confrontation between WKX and half the jianghu/the Scorpions/some of the Ghost Valley contingent, ZZS showing up to support his man, Fantastic Cranky Grandpa of my heart getting in his eleven cents, Chengling shooting one of his dads, and two yeets off a cliff. And that’s only 15 minutes into the episode. This is too much, show. And I have too many questions. Also some observations. Also some wild speculation, not just about the fact that Wen Kexing is not dead but also about how he may have (not) got that way. And not just because there’s still four episodes left, and it’s too early for him to be dead.

First a small observation but pretty significant, I think: WKX is NOT in his blood-red Ghost Valley master robes during this confrontation. In fact, I think we’ve seen this set of robes in happier days with Zhou Zishou and Chengling. Just noticing this. Also noticing WKX’s face when Shen Shen starts going on about WKX’s parents and how omg if they could see WKX now they’d die all over from the shame, and WKX’S expression is like, the fucking audacity of Shen Shen saying this, and if he could actually kill people with the power of his mind, Shen Shen would be twitching and frothing on the ground. Also noticing the complete change when WKX sees Chengling – it’s like Shen Shen ceases to even exist for him. Gong Jun, your face, it’s killing me. Anyway, I’m going to start wildly speculating here for a minute, because WKX is willing to let Chengling kill him, because he’s so tired and wants to stop fighting, but he’s going to kick everyone else’s ass who even tries it? And then Chengling is actually the one who shoots him and yeets him off the cliff? Is this a set up? Is Chengling in on this? Is he the one who’s supposed to “kill” WKX? If so, at what point did we get Chengling in on this? And who did it? Did Chengling send what’s his name, Jing Beiyuan’s guard, away on purpose at this particular point, because he knew ZZS would show up in time for this confrontation if he heard about Chengling’s reaction to the news about WKX? And do I actually believe Chengling is smart enough – and a good enough actor – to pull off any of this? (Look, I love our little goldbean plenty, but let’s face it, he’s not the brightest kid running around here.)

Also, my dudes. My clever little killers. Xie Wang and Wen Kexing. I am unwilling to believe that you two aren’t somehow still together on this in some way in order to fuck over Awful Yifu. Your antagonistic back and forth seems a little bit like playing roles. Xie Wang gives Awful Yifu a weird side-eye a few times when Awful Yifu talks about how tricksy and cunning WKX is, like maybe he’s reconsidering, and do not tell me you’re questioning and reconsidering whatever deal you’ve made with WKX, little gambler. Why does your Awful Yifu’s bs always work on you? This is really not the time to roll the dice again. I’m assuming A-Xiang is still the only one who knows about their tete-a-tete? If so, this is a side-take I never would have expected on “you don’t fail me, and I won’t fail you.” Honor among thieves? Stick to the plan, Xie’er, whatever the hell it is. Do not blink.

So then, Ye Baiyi shows up, and my immediate reaction is NO. My beloved cranky grandpa, don’t fuck this up, because whatever is going on seems to already have a lot of moving parts with a lot of places for things to go wrong! But … are you in on it, too? Have YOU coordinated with Chengling? (If so, maybe you should have warned him to expect ZZS’s wild-card self-yeet over the cliff’s edge, since you’ve already seen how self-destructive self-sacrificing these two can get over each other.) Making me even more suspicious, Ye Baiyi later proceeds to walk out of a banquet before even eating anything. This guy is walking away from food? There is no clearer sign in this ep that something is up.

Also, while we’re on the banquets, listen. I cannot be the only one who wants to punch Zhao Jing in the face during his interminable yapping during both post-fight banquets. This is one of those places where the show and the actor have done their job too well, because he is so dislikeable and so off-putting that I almost can’t bear to actually watch him. And yet, I can’t fast-forward, because what if I miss some info? Like the fact that … you know, I went back to watch this bit three times, and that is a very … interesting series of camera shots during the second banquet - after the toasts, just as a couple of randoms start advocating for Zhao Jing as head of the Five Lakes Alliance, and we move from Xie’er to Shen Shen to Chengling, all of them still standing, facing Zhao Jing after their individual toasts, all of them in a formation that’s almost caging him in from the front and both sides. It gets more interesting every time I watch it. Is … is Shen Shen also in on this, somehow?

See, I know that is a lot of wild speculation. I know Wen Kexing got yeeted off a cliff, and Ye Baiyi was busy catching Zhou Zishu. And we saw a body. And ZZS set that body on fire. But I also know that Liu Qianqiao was the person holding vigil outside the shed where the body was being held. And I know she’s the other person, besides ZZS, who we know of that knows the facemask disguise technique (in fact, didn’t she learn it from ZZS’s shifu?) We actually get reminded of this later on in this very episode. Which makes me wonder if that was actually WKX’s body, or somebody else, in the shed. Who “found” that body and recovered it? Was it a Scorpion or one of the Ghost Valley contingent? Also, where’s that key WKX was waving around, and why does no one seem to remember it?

 Other things:

lol at A-Xiang’s reaction to Jing Beiyun talking about how ZZS used to ask him to set ZZS up with girls. Further lol at Jing Beiyuan, “And funny enough, he was NEVER interested in them. Welp, time for another drink!” Seriously, Qi Ye, we like you, you can absolutely stay.

Still at the banquets, Xie Wang seems discombobulated during a lot of this. And then when Awful Yifu calls him Zhao Xie’er in front of everybody, holy shit, he’s getting everything he ever wanted. Xie’er, you … you’re not going to fall for this again, are you? Please tell me you are not falling for this again, at what is likely a crucial moment. This is NO TIME to take another roll of the dice, little gambler. Stick with the plan, whatever the hell it is.

Oh, hey! Are we finally getting some backstory on Fantastic Cranky Grandpa? Oh. OH. “Our child?” What is up, my friend? (I did go back to Ep 16, when WKX calls Chengling “my child” while defending him against Ye Baiyi, and looking at the Mandarin subtitles, I can’t entirely figure out (with my Level 2 Duolingo Mandarin) all of the nuances of these two references, but it doesn’t look like they’re using the same words to describe these relationships.) So some further wild speculation: Apparently, Cranky Grandpa Fantastico is solitary drinking in the dark instead of feasting at the banquet, over someone who (he feels) foolishly wanted to save the lost souls in the Ghost Valley? And now he feels like fate is making fun of him? And he’s asking Dead Beloved what he would do in Ye Baiyi’s position? Ye Baiyi, is it possible that fate is making fun of you because you have found yourself in the position of saving a lost soul from the Ghost Valley? Also, Ye Baiyi, I’ve noticed the children have been turning you grey. I don’t think you had that grey streak when you showed up for the first Hero’s Conference, did you? In fact, I feel like you got offended when WKX talked shit about possible grey hairs on your head. 

Duan Pengju, this asshole, omg … OMG. Well. I guess you got your confirmation, Xie’er. Were you really considering rolling the dice again? AT THIS POINT?