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[wigwurq]

WIG REVIEW: EUROVISION SONG CONTEST - THE STORY OF FIRE SAGA

I’m baaaa-acccckkkk! So it has been many months since posting an actual wig review (though I still post more on Twitter - @wigwurq). These crazy plague times have meant that I haven’t seen a movie in the theater since early March (and yeah it was Farmegaddon with my kid - and I don’t regret it!) so I haven’t had many movies to review since. Well now Netflix has brought me the delicious new Will Ferrell movie Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga and the wigs must be discussed! 

The film is about the famous/infamous song contest Eurovision (and if you’ve never - get to YouTube for full camp rabbit hole), Continuing his long-standing tradition of playing people with weird occupations, Ferrell plays Lars Erickssong, an Icelandic singer-songwriter with dreams of Eurovision domination and honestly it was the role he was born to play. His muse/bandmate is Sigrit, played by Rachel McAdams. 

Ferrell’s wig is a blond shoulder length number and truly: I don’t hate it! I have a very long history of hating man wigs but that is usually due to their short nature (and therefore terrible back tapers). The length of this wig obviously avoids that and the texture and seamwork is pretty good! 

Yes, the wig is ridiculous but it wurqs for what it is going for. Through the film, this wig is windblown, put through an onstage hamster wheel, and takes a swim through the Atlantic and still looks like hair (albeit very processed, preposterous hair!) 

It even wurqs as a ponytail! 

McAdams gets a fabulous hair extension that sees her through many hairdos, including this minibun number, a krimped performance, some straightened lewks and even some fishtail braidology that was on par with that of the women of Wonder Woman island. McAdams is always a credit to any comedy she’s in and is just as stellar here (even though the part could have easily gone to an actress who could actually sing). 

Despite an 11 year age gap (which is definitely more like 2 years in the movie), Ferrell and McAdams shared genuine chemistry AND beachy waves. 

Just get a load of how much fun these guys are having!

Along for the ride is none other than Demi Lovato as Iceland’s greatest hope for Eurovision. This wig is kind of not the greatest but I support the fact that Demi Lovato is even in this movie so fine. 

Also WHERE CAN I FIND THIS ELEGANZA OUTFIT PLEASE OBVIOUSLY ASKING FOR MYSELF.

The true MVP of the movie might be Cousin Matthew (government name: Dan Stevens but c’mon - he’ll always be Cousin Matthew) as a truly shoutrageous Russian sex lion. 

LOOK AT THIS WIG!!! It makes me want to sing ALL THE WHAM. Feathered beauty! 

In the end, this movie is a lot of fun and honestly ends up being very sweet and I truly cannot say anything bad about the hair! This never happens!

Yes, I might have even cried at the end of this movie. AND I DON’T REGRET IT.

VERDICT: WURQS

[traveling-paradise]

I watched “The land before time” yesterday for like the first time ever, maybe I watched it as a child but I can’t be sure, either way I had forgotten the plot, I’ll admit I may have shed a tear or two!🦕

[solchrom]

Nicest thing I’ve ever surfaced to #instructorslife #livetoscuba #yeahicried (at Humber Bay Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFGAP6WgAFV/?igshid=wpi5evhssi0a

[mykalwithay]

Siri... play “𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡, 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝗪𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐨𝐦” by @indiaarie ⁣ ⁣ #lookatGod #worthytour #openingact #indiaarie #childhooddreams #amanbornblack #mykalkilgore #yeahicried #manifest2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/B2o21zWA5Gh/?igshid=8yg8h6v3zl1a

[marybethengle]

Where does time go? My baby officially has his driver's permit!!! #karlkarstenslader #MommysShortman #151/2 #yeahIcried (at Huber Heights BMV) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxAukwfAfL3DbpMeWm20w-ECjkxVnY_CPlxjS00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8i9133m0fq53

[stargazerlyndi]

So this happened today.... needless to say, it's been a shitty night. #prayforme #yeahicried #bedtime (at Anime Los Angeles)

[jimmycurt]

Onions #itsthattimeofyear #frenchonionsoup #homemadefrenchonionsoup #fourpoundsofonions #yeahicried #onceayear #tysfirsttime #onlyfivehourstomake #bestrecipe #micdrop #someonesendmeoniongoggles #autumnsavory #soupson #youwishyouwerehere

[usfjoygirl]

Getting to watch my sister marry her best friend (again) was too wonderful for words. I'm so happy for them and can't wait to see what amazing things these two accomplish. Happy to be home in my own bed, but missing these two already ❤️ #joyski #proudbigsister #yeahicried #love (at Turtle Kraals Key West)

[jangelorum]

Tagggg

 rules: once tagged you need to fill out these 92 truths and tag 25 people (fuc that its too much ok bye)

Tagged by the way too awesome @zeldasdiaries thank u darl

LAST

Drink: cinnamon milk that fucking burnt my soul so I guess im a phoenix nowhi

Phone Call: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dad

Text Message: Juds

Song you Listened To: Michael in the Bathroom from Be More Chill

Time You Cried: It’s been two weeks I think? wow

 HAVE YOU EVER

Dated Someone Twice: I didn’t even realize it was a first date or even a date, fucker, I’m dense

Been Cheated On: guess I can’t say shit

Kissed Someone and Regretted It: kissed who what now

Lost Someone Special: Yup.

Been Depressed: Mood swings sometimes go there

Been Drunk and Thrown Up: how. Havent even been drunk. How’s that feel homie

Made a New Friend: heCKA I’d die for them

Fallen Out of Love: fallen out of crush sounds more like it (boy. Bbbbbboy)

Laughed Until you Cried: WOOOOOOO

Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY BOY BOY

Found Out Someone was Talking About You: *inhales* WOOOOOOOOOoOooOooOoOooO

 GENERAL

How Many People on Tumblr Do You Know in Real Life: lmao like 3 shitheads from college. Hey losers yknow who you are. I’m talking to you you furry piece of trash

Do You Have Any Pets: I have a 2 year old Chihuahua named Princesa and she will annihilate you

Do You Want to Change your name?  I never particularly disliked my name, or liked it, I just thought it was too weird. I learnt the symbolism behind it  last year and dare I say, its spot on. Thanks ma

What Time Did You Wake Up this Morning? I think it was 10 am. Whoops

What Were You Doing Last Night? Drawing Llyr because I have no fucking self-control oh my god I hate reading

Have You Ever Talked To A Person named Tom? I thought they were myth.

What’s Getting On Your Nerves Right Now? Reading this fucking book for school

Blood Type: O+

Nickname: Lynxie, Lynx, Lyn, Jan, Boss, Grey overlord, the Queen of all Nutella

Zodiac Sign: Libra I think

Pronouns: She-her

Favorite Show: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh atla

College: the Ibero over here in Mexico

Hair Color: think Nutella and you got it

Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Nutella, I’m hungry

What Do You Think of Yourself: If I did a crunch every time I thought about the kids from my comic I would be more shredded than Goku

 FIRST

Surgery? Haven’t had an actual surgery ever

Piercing: Where my earrings are

First Sport You Joined: swimming, a lot others followed and I didn’t stay on one for long either way

First Vacation: idfk I was like 3 maybe

First Pair of Sneakers? How do you remember this

 RIGHT NOW

Eating: my lazyness

Drinking: water (fuck you Juds)

I’m About To: fucking read this shit im so tired

Listening To: my dad doing the dad cough noises upstairs. He sounds like a fucking truck

Dream Career: FeaturedWebtoonCreatorDontLaugh@Me

Want Kids: hhhhhhecka no

Want to Get Married: Probably. Idk how yall manage tho

 WHICH IS BETTER

Lips or eyes: Nose. Eyebrows. Nose,

Hugs or Kisses: fuck you

Shorter or Taller: Being taller than me isn’t the most daunting task a person could take yknow I say I like taller but everyone is taller yiaymean

Older or Younger: a year younger a year older who tf knows. Do they know the good memes?

Romantic or Spontaneous: I’m embarrassed either way

Sensitive or Loud: Either gets me

Hook Up or Relationship: Relationship tf

Troublemaker or Hesitant: how many shrimps do you have to eat, before your skin turns pink-

 HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a Stranger: what. how

Drank Hard Liquor: I can’t even drink root beer without switching over to water in 2 seconds heck im bad

Lost Contacts/Glasses: do sunglasses count. Yes.

Sex on First Date: who. what

Broken Someone’s Heart: oh sweetie he was a fucking psyco

Been Arrested: lmao sure 100000%

Turned Someone Down: Faded them so hard they became extinct

Fallen for a Friend: ha! Ha h a h a ha h a HAHA HA AH AAHA AHA HAH AHA yeahIcried

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: Yeah, thanks Sidon

Miracles: THERE CAN BE MIIIIIIIIIRACLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES (yes)

Love at First Sight: I don’t even believe in giving half a shit at first sight tho. Unless you spit me some meme

I tag uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh @queakenstein @philsterman01 @judithestelle @zelink-af @nasanerd09 @castiel-lord-of-the-underworld @trii-f0rce @pithya @philly--cheese--steak @namikodraws @unlucky-black-chat @intergalacticclouds @akanague @elopetothesea @sabakunocasali @yameme @damnitsizzi @sapphirezelda BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT OKI BAIII

[proud-nerdy-girl-blog]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeT8uMq1MGY)