#years worth of all these goddamn 11:11 wishes eyelash blowing birthday candle blowing literal freaking praying freAKING SHOOTING STAR WISHES

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Oh my god it's actually even so much worse than the whole sent to super mega hell part

Like I thought that my guy was just gettin like classic hell super torture for eternity or something

But naw apparently bro is probably super fucked up cause I mean have you SEEN szayelaporro???? Bro looks ROUGH dude

(ngl still kinda pretty tho. But crazy. But also pretty.)

Which probably stands to reason anything else in hell is gonna be not so good either, although maybe it's just because he was a hollow?

BUT THE BIG IMPORTANT THING IS THE TITLE

"NEW BREATHES FROM HELL"

UH KUBO SIR REMEMBER THAT PART WHERE JUU HAD THAT WHOLE LUNG THING AND THEN HAD THE WHOLE HANDY GOD THING AND THEN THE WHOLE NO LUNGS NO MORE AND THEN THE SACRIFICE YOUR BODY AND ORGANS ETC TO SAID HANDY GOD THING SO HE CAN REPLACE THE SOUL KING AND SAVE THE WORLD WHICH PROMPTLY TOTALLY FLUNKED BUT TOTALLY GANKED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ANYWAYS

UH YEAH THAT

SO PLZ DONT LET THAT "BREATHES FROM HELL" BE A THING. EVIL!JUU IS VERY NO GOOD AND EVEN THO HE MAY BE HOT AS HELL (lol) AS LONG AS HE ISNT ALL FLESHY AND GOOEY LIKE SZAYELAPORRO, HE WOULD STILL HATE TO SEE WHAT HE HAD BECOME AND THATS PROBABLY WORSE THAN ANYTHING TBH

HE ALREADY FELT GUILTY AND HWTED HIMSELF ENOUGH FOR THE THINGS HE WAS FORCED TO DO WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, DONT TURN MY BBY EVIL PLZ

AND IF HE DO BE, THEN DONT FORCE SOMEONE LIKE RUKIA OR SHUN TO KILL HIM CAUSE THAT SHIT IS GONNA HURTED. BUT EVEN WORSE IS IF HE ENDS UP DOING SOME KIND OF SELF SACRIFICIAL REDEMPTION ARC BULLSHIT AT THE END OF IT ALL, CAUSE IM SO TIRED OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS IN ANY MEDIA MARTYRING THEMSELVES, TURNING OUT TO BE ALIVE AGAIN FOR A HOT SECOND AFTER LITERAL YEARS OF ME HOPING, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY BEING KILLED OFF 5 EPISODES LATER FOR REALS THIS TIME FOR SOME SHITTY REDEMPTION ARC AND IN THE END THE ONLY REASON THEY WERE EVER BROUGHT BACK WAS TO MAKE THEM SUFFER AND NEVER PROGRESSED OR BENEFITTED THE STORY IN ANY WAY.

(looking at you mc Loki, and spn Gabriel. Sometimes even Cas honestly but in the end he was popular enough to live somehow at least. So far no one else has been.) (╥﹏╥)

And to top it all off they kicked the arc off by revealing that the people that cared for Juu most have been unknowingly sending him and many others to hell. Oof, this is definitely not what I wanted.

WAIT. SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT I NOT ONLY HAVE TO WATCH HIS DEATH BE ANIMATED IN HD, BUT I ALSO HAVE TO PROBABLY SEE HIM BECOME SOME BIG BAD VILLAIN AND DIE AGAIN, AND THEN SEE THAT ANIMATED AT SOME POINT TOO?????????

What the FUCK. EYO I DONT REMEMBER DRINKIN NO BONE HURTY JUICE THIS MORNING.