may I offer overworked old woman yuri
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time for my bi-monthly fandom swap and this time im relapsing back into warriors specifically these old married women
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i got a fast food job recently so
warrior cats as Customers I've Interacted With (and also coworkers)
firestar is the elderly women who don't seem to realize that it is no longer commonplace to tip fast food workers and who get really surprised by how little is in the "tip jar" (it's a kids sized cup)
alderheart is the teenage girl who came in with all her friends and one of them forgot to order a drink but when i said "well i can give you a cup for Water for Free" insisted on paying for the drink cup even after i explicitly told her "yknow there's no way for us to Verify you're not using the cup for water"
thornclaw is the elderly vietnam veteran who my manager had to physically seperate me from because she could apparently smell that i was about to yell at an old man (he ordered a "chicken sandwich" and then got mad i gave him the "wrong one" even though i repeatedly said which chicken sandwich i was putting the order down for)
squirrelflight is my manager who once came out of the drive through loudly proclaiming "NO MORE CUSTOMERS. KILL ALL THE CUSTOMERS" while there were still actively customers in the lobby
nightheart is those people who blatantly come to eat at zaxbys during lunch despite working at chik fil a exclusively because working at chik fil a has made them fucking hate chik fil a
yellowfang and bluestar are these two elderly biker women who come in every three days or so and for the longest time i was trying to figure out if they were like sisters or lesbians but then recently they kissed so i guess they are in fact lesbians
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yellowfang/bluestar hypokits pl e a se. they wld have the most incredible mommy issues.
momma is a leader, mama is a medicine cat who killed your half brother... the angst
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54 yellowfang
I love you, sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly
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YELLOWBLUE!!! SORRY FOR NOT POSTING FOR A WHILE,, TAKE THIS FOR NOW ^_^
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bluestar x yellowfang is so good… just a coupla older ladies questioning their faith together…
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bluestar x yellowfang hypokit given firepaw a baby sinbling
drew them big soz. i imagine despite being like 2 years younger she looks like she's ancient compared to fireheart
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