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el-michoacano · 7 years

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Answer all 100 NSFW tmi questions. Lol thanks.

You are a monster 😋

1. Are you a virgin?

Depends on your definition of virginity

2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?

Nope

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?

Not that I know of!

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?

5. Do you swear under celibacy?

I’m not sure what that means?

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to?

I hope to in January 😋

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?

Nope

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?

10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?

Car sex, definitely!

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?

I was fourteen, I think

13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”?

No, but I’d like to!

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)

Of course!

15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)

Yesterday 😋

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

Nope. Can you image how embarrassing that would be?

17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

Well, there is a little pink vibrator I’ve become very fond of lately!

18. What is your bra/penis size?

48 DDD

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?

Nope

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

A highlighter, though that’s not very strange at all

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?

I’m gonna assume rough. I know what I like!

22. When was the last time you masturbated?

Yesterday

23. When was the last time you had sex?

24. When was the last time you watched porn?

Very early Friday morning

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

Yep! That’d be the vibrator I mentioned earlier

26. Guys: Circumsized?

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My neck and the insides of my wrists

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Must you ask?

29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

I never tried, but probably not

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?

Just white undies with skulls and roses on them. They have a cute little pink bow, too

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?

No way, man! I’m too chubby for that! I prefer to keep my racy pics classy, thank you

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?

Nope

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?

Nope

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Nope

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

It’s been quite a while

36. Which wet dream was your favorite?

I don’t remember them well enough to really have a favorite

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

…Yes. He knows, and she’s certainly smart enough to have figured it out

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Yep

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?

No, but that sounds lovely

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?

Nope

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?

I like the idea of being held down, especially if it’s by a hand around my neck 💖

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

I think I might?

43. Are you into any BDSM?

FUCK YEAH

44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

Yep, mainly the fact that she’s engaged 😒

45. Turn on’s?

The first ones that come to mind are dirty talk, choking and being pinned dowm

46. Turn off’s?

Furries, watersports

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?

Yes, and yes

48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?

Yes, no, yes

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?

…I have a tentacle fetish 🙈

50. Do you like dirty talk?

There’s very little I like more!

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

I’m pretty quiet

52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Unfortunately 😧 By parents and sisters and cat

53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?

I don’t really have any

54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?

None of those, either

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Lesbian or gay. I don’t like the straight stuff

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)

Some awful softcore shit on Cinemax! 😂

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?

Some gay stuff with Jake Bass. That boy is a piece of work! 😍

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?

My sisterand I once Googled zombie porn!

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?

Yep, about twenty years older? I have a thing for older men. Also yes, but only about seven years younger

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?

Aforementioned pink vibrator

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex?

Nope

62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?

Nope

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?

I don’t think so. I haven’t the confidence for that

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them?

Yep

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?

Probably not

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Yes and yes

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)

Yep

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?

I have no idea, sorry

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)

Nope, there are a few different ways that work for me

70. Favorite type of oral?

71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried?

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?

73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?

Vaginal, definitely. Not sure I’d wanna try anal…

74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?

Clitoral and vaginal

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

I’m mostly a sub, but I do have a bit of a dominant streak

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?

Yep

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Yep

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Nope

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Yes, but it depends from person to person

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?

Nope

81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?

Yep

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s?

HELL NO

83. Birth control or condoms?

Both. Safety matters!

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?

Why else would you watch it??

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?

Obviously people know

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?

I’m not, so

87. Do you have any STDs?

Nope

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?

Nope

89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?

I’ve never played it, so

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?

I don’t like the idea of sucking dick 😒

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?

No and no

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?

No, but I wish I did

93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?

Nope

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?

95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?

I don’t have a lover, but there’s no reason to keep such a thing secret, so they would definitely know

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?

99. Do you like masturbation?

I said I don’t have a lover, didn’t I? So, yes. Obviously I do

100. (Asker’s ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?

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