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If you could redo any show from this year to improve it which one would you pick?
Oh ho ho, things are getting spicy now! I have to thank you anon for somehow knowing that in my heart of hearts, what I enjoy most is being a h8er. I’m gonna keep this to bl because if I included all the dramas I watched this year I’d be here all day.
*cracks knuckles*
I considered a number of contenders for this answer, because besties, I have been irritated lately.
Minato’s Laundromat 2 betrayed its characters and its audience and undid two seasons of painstaking character work for the sake of a deeply absurd amnesia plot
Dangerous Romance threw its entire premise in the trash for the sake of a nonstop bl tropefest interspersed with egregiously long PPL scenes
Kiseki: Dear to Me has a great cast and a couple very interesting characters and absolutely no clue what to do with them
A Boss and a Babe went off the rails thanks to a particularly rough use of the noble idiocy trope and then wandered off from disinterest in its own corporate espionage plot (what a waste of Drake)
Never Let Me Go tried to be both a classic high school bl romance and a mafia thriller at the same time and thus succeeded at being neither
But when I look deep into the hate in my heart and seek the truth, there is only one show this year that I still get mad thinking about, because it sent my expectations soaring so high only to have them come crashing down around me. You guessed it, it’s:
Step by Step
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No Jeng, I do not still like you and I’m mad about it!
I have already written extensively about the many ways this show failed so I won’t repeat all that here. But if I could choose one 2023 show to fix, it would absolutely be this one, because it had such potential to be great and it was all squandered. It had so many interesting ideas and set up some great threads, but it followed through on precisely none of them. And the romance just ended up a total dud, which is kind of unbelievable when you consider the slow build and the chemistry between the actors. It should have been an all-timer. We could’ve have it all.
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Prompt List #2 (D-H)
Send a request with the number(s) and which prompt list it’s from if you don’t give me the prompt list I will just assume its from #1. and also Give me the character you want!  
[Example request]: Can I please have number 2 from prompt list #7 and  number 72 from prompt list #10 for peter parker where the reader finds out Pete’s spiderman
You can send in your own prompt(s) or just send in a request without one. these are here to use at your leisure (Most of these are not mine. Credit goes to those who made them.) I am add to this list occasionally so check back later for new ones. This is prompt #2 (D-H)
I do not take straight up smut requests even if some prompts sound slightly dirty. (I might change my mind who knows send me your smut request and i might decide to do it) There may be some repeat prompts but bare with me I’m trying to clean them up. Thanks enjoy!!!!!!
There are 289 prompts in this list
D-did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?“
Daddy, how did you and mommy fall in love?”
Damn, when did y/n get hot?“
Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.”
Damned if I do, damned if I don’t.“
Dance with me!”
Dance with me.“
Dance with me? But there’s no music!”
Dear Diary, …"
Define normal.“
Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself”
Detention? again?“
Diamonds.”
Did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?“
Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”
Did someone eat half of the cookies?!?“
Did someone spike the eggnog?”
Did you actually get a Santa suit?“
Did you actually just climb in through my window? You couldn’t have been normal and used the door?”
Did you buy me… lingerie?“
Did you do something different with your hair?”
Did you do this to yourself?“
Did you get my text?”
Did you have to sneeze in my face?“
Did you hear that?”
Did you just call that alligator by name?“
Did you just casually throw an ax?”
Did you just fall? No, I attacked the floor. I’m freaking talented!“
Did you just flick me?”
Did you just go throw up?“
Did you just hiss at me?”
Did you just see that?“
Did you know they used to be called ‘Jumpolines’ until your mum jumped on one?”
Did you need something?“
Did you read it?”
Did you see my phone?“
Did I actually sleep through New Years?”
Didn’t you read the sign?“
Disgusting.”
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?“
Do I have to ask you again?”
Do I look like I’ve moved on?“
Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
Do it. I dare you.“
Do it. Take a chance, I’m begging you. You don’t want to spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been.”
Do not tempt me.“
Do that again.”
Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.“
Do we have to kiss at midnight?”
Do we have to?“
Do we like…hold hands now?”
Do you believe in aliens?“
Do you believe in ghosts?”
Do you believe in love?“
Do you ever chill?”
Do you hate me?“
Do you have a problem with me?”
Do you have a ride home?“
Do you know what’s funny?”
Do you like it?“
Do you need that much candy?”
Do you promise?“
Do you really need all that candy?”
Do you really need those?“
Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
Do you think other species have their own kind of drugs? Like something that gets them high?“
Do you think you can teach me that?”
Do you treat all your hookups like this?“
Do you trust me?”
Do you two still talk?“
Do you wanna Build a-”-Absolutely not.“
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?”
Do you want this?“
Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now”
Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now?“
Do you want to kiss me as badly as I want to kiss you right now?”
Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?“
Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.”
Does it Hurt?“
Does this make me some kind of hero?”
Dogs don’t wear clothes!“
Don’t call this number again.”
Don’t argue. Just do it.“
Don’t be a smart ass.”
Don’t be afraid.“
Don’t be embarrassed, it’s normal.”
Don’t be scared, I’m right here.“
Don’t come back.”
Don’t cry.“
Don’t deny it”
Don’t die on me– Please.“
Don’t drink that! I saw that guy slip something in there!”
Don’t fuck this up.“
Don’t give me that puppy dog face.  How am I supposed to say no to that?”
Don’t leave me. Don’t you dare leave me.“
Don’t leave me…”
Don’t let the negativity get to ya! Here, have a flower!“
Don’t let your mind wander, it’s far too small to be let out on its own.”
Don’t lie to me.“
Don’t look at me like that.”
Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.“
Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
Don’t make me come over there myself!“
Don’t make me pop your ten grand sandbags, honey.”
Don’t make me regret this.“
Don’t make me tape your mouth shut.”
Don’t mind if I do.“
Don’t open those till later!”
Don’t play me for a fool, I know exactly where you were.“
Don’t pretend I didn’t just see what you were doing.”
Don’t promise me you won’t leave. Just don’t leave. I don’t think I can handle another promise right now.“
Don’t say another word.”
Don’t say that.“
Don’t sell yourself short.”
Don’t start with that again.“
Don’t talk. Please.”
Don’t tell me to shut up.“
Don’t tell me we’re in matching costumes AGAIN.”
Don’t test me.“
Don’t thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.”
Don’t touch me.“
Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken.”
Don’t worry about it.“
Don’t worry, you’ve got me to take care of you.”
Don’t you dare say/do that to me.“
Don’t you dare touch _______!”
Don’t you dare!“
Don’t you ever change.”
Don’t you get it? I’m in love with you and it scares the hell out of me.“
Don’t you give up on me.”
Don’t you just hate those things you say that make you feel really blonde?“
Don’t you just love it!”
Don’t you know how to knock?“
Don’t you love me?”
Don’t you realize that there are already enough people to hate in the world without you putting in so much effort to give us another?“
Don’t you think this is too much Fall decorations?”
Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be using cheesy pickup lines?“
Don’t you think you’ve done enough?”
Don’t you trust me?“
Drop the attitude.”
Easier said than done.“
Eggnog rules, bite me.”
Eggnog sucks, fight me.“
Enough with the sass!”
Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!“
Every day I get with you is a good day.”
Everyone gets so annoyed by how much I talk about you sometimes.“
Everyone’s entitled to act stupid one in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.”
Everything is fine.“
Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit.”
Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.“
Excuse me?”
F-Fuck.“
Fair enough.”
Feed me that chocolate I’m busy"
Finally! Snow!“
Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
Fine.“
First one to make a noise loses.”
First rule, no being a heathen.“
First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”
Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?“
For starters, that’s impossible.”
For the last time, I AM NOT JEALOUS!“
Forget it.”
Forget the douche. He’s a dick. He’s a dickdouche.“
Forgive me. Not for my sake, for yours. Forgive me.”
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.“
Fuck you”
Fuck- please just pretend to be my date until we can leave this joint?“
Fuzzy socks.”
Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.“
Get away from me.”
Get it away from me- that’s disgusting!“
Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
Get out of my way!“
Get out!”
Get over it, pussy.“
Get that thing away from me!”
Get your hands off of me!“
Ghost hunters.”
Ghosts are real, I’d know because I am one.“
Gingerbread people are very serious!”
Girls night in?“
Give it back!”
Give me a chance.“
Give me a reason not to turn around and walk away now.”
Give me anime or give me death.“
Give me back my phone!”
Give me that back!“
Go ahead and hit me.”
Go back to bed.“
Go back to sleep.”
Go fuck yourself.“
Go home.”
Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.“
Go on… Touch it.”
God, you always make me blush so damn much.“
Going somewhere?”
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?“
Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.“
H-how long?”
Haha, made you look.“
Haha. Nice try. Magic isn’t REAL.”
Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.“
Halloween decorating.
Halloween is better.”
Happy Birthday.“
Happy Festivus!”
Happy New Year’s Eve eve eve eve eve eve eve!“
Have fun being deal.I will.”
Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.“
Have you ever had those days when you are holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata.”
Have you ever heard of personal space?“
Have you ever heard of what happened in this building?”
Have you ever tried to run in heels?“
Have you got your speaker on you?”
Have you lost your mind?“
Have you seen my glasses?”
Have you seen my… oh"
Having you as a best friend is simultaneously the best and worst thing that has happened to me.“
He already boarded the plane. We’re too late.”
He already knows.“
He did what- and you just let him off?!”
He yelled yeehaw and I’m not quite sure why.“
He/She did it.No he/she did.”
He/She kissed me" Who?“ ”___“
Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”
Help me hide!“
Help me I’m stuck.”
Help me pack or get out. You’re in the way.“
Here take my sweater.”
Here, let me help you.“
Here, take my blanket.”
Here’s my number, call me some time.“
Hey! Don’t do that! You can’t do that to me!”
Hey, at least you tried.“
Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?“
Hey, um, can you not pretend to play the drums on pots and pans at 3am?”
Hey, what would my name be if I was a Pokémon?“
He’s a fuckboy and he’s never going to treat you better than this.”
He’s dead because of you.“
He’s dead.”
His finger was right on the trigger but he wasn’t fast enough.“
Hold me and never let me go.”
Hold me. Just for a bit, okay? I just… I need someone to hold me.“
Hold my hand until it’s over?”
Hold still.“
Hot, gorgeous, beautiful…whatever you want to call it.”
How about you make me?“
How am I meant to hate you when you look like that?”
How are you feeling today?“
How can you say that to me? After everything you did, how can you possibly say that to me?”
How can you still look so attractive while crying.“
How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night…”
How could I ever forget about you?“
How could I forget?”
How could someone make food this badly?“
How could this happen? They’re so…so pure. Ugh.”
How could you ask me that?“
How could you do this to me?”
How could you do this?“
How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
How dare you? Yes, I am.“
How did I lose it?”
How did it take me so long to realize?“
How did we get here?”
How did you fail a survey?“
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open.”
How did you get in here?“
How did you imagine our future together?”
How did you know where to find me?“
How did you know? I never told you, so how’d you find out?”
How do I know that I can trust you?“
How do I look?”
How do we get in?“
How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
How do you do that? Are you a witch? What type of witchcraft is this?“
How do you get your skin to be so soft?”
How drunk was I?“
How is my wife more badass than me?”
How much did you drink?“
How much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”
How ‘bout you stick it up your ass instead?“
“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over its dog.”
Hug me so I can Get warm.“
Hurry up, before we regret it.”
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Prompt List #2 (D-H)
Send a request with the number(s) and which prompt list it's from if you don't give me the prompt list I will just assume its from #1. and also Give me the character you want!  
[Example request]: Can I please have a number 2 & 72 from prompt list #7 for peter parker where the reader finds out Pete’s spiderman
You can send in your own prompt(s) or just send in a request without one. these are here to use at your leisure (Most of these are not mine. Credit goes to those who made them.) I Do Mostly Peter Parker for now but I will accept requests for other Avengers.   I am constantly adding to this list so check back later for new ones. This is prompt #2 (D-H)
I do not take smut requests even if some prompts sound slightly dirty. I do not do personal requests meaning I use (y/n) instead of an actual name. There may be some repeat prompts but bare with me I’m trying to clean them up. Thanks enjoy!!!!!!
There are 289 prompts in this list
D-did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?"
Daddy, how did you and mommy fall in love?"
Damn, when did y/n get hot?"
Damn, you’re strong for a little thing."
Damned if I do, damned if I don’t."
Dance with me!"
Dance with me."
Dance with me? But there’s no music!"
Dear Diary, …"
Define normal."
Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself"
Detention? again?"
Diamonds."
Did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?"
Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?"
Did someone eat half of the cookies?!?"
Did someone spike the eggnog?"
Did you actually get a Santa suit?"
Did you actually just climb in through my window? You couldn’t have been normal and used the door?"
Did you buy me… lingerie?"
Did you do something different with your hair?"
Did you do this to yourself?"
Did you get my text?"
Did you have to sneeze in my face?"
Did you hear that?"
Did you just call that alligator by name?"
Did you just casually throw an ax?"
Did you just fall? No, I attacked the floor. I’m freaking talented!"
Did you just flick me?"
Did you just go throw up?"
Did you just hiss at me?"
Did you just see that?"
Did you know they used to be called ‘Jumpolines’ until your mum jumped on one?"
Did you need something?"
Did you read it?"
Did you see my phone?"
Did I actually sleep through New Years?"
Didn’t you read the sign?"
Disgusting."
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"
Do I have to ask you again?"
Do I look like I’ve moved on?"
Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably."
Do it. I dare you."
Do it. Take a chance, I’m begging you. You don’t want to spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been."
Do not tempt me."
Do that again."
Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid."
Do we have to kiss at midnight?"
Do we have to?"
Do we like…hold hands now?"
Do you believe in aliens?"
Do you believe in ghosts?"
Do you believe in love?"
Do you ever chill?"
Do you hate me?"
Do you have a problem with me?"
Do you have a ride home?"
Do you know what's funny?"
Do you like it?"
Do you need that much candy?"
Do you promise?"
Do you really need all that candy?"
Do you really need those?"
Do you think I’m scared of a woman?"
Do you think other species have their own kind of drugs? Like something that gets them high?"
Do you think you can teach me that?"
Do you treat all your hookups like this?"
Do you trust me?"
Do you two still talk?"
Do you wanna Build a-"-Absolutely not."
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?"
Do you want this?"
Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now"
Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now?"
Do you want to kiss me as badly as I want to kiss you right now?"
Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?"
Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case."
Does it Hurt?"
Does this make me some kind of hero?"
Dogs don’t wear clothes!"
Don't call this number again."
Don’t argue. Just do it."
Don’t be a smart ass."
Don’t be afraid."
Don’t be embarrassed, it’s normal."
Don’t be scared, I’m right here."
Don’t come back."
Don’t cry."
Don’t deny it"
Don’t die on me– Please."
Don’t drink that! I saw that guy slip something in there!"
Don’t fuck this up."
Don’t give me that puppy dog face.  How am I supposed to say no to that?"
Don’t leave me. Don’t you dare leave me."
Don’t leave me…"
Don’t let the negativity get to ya! Here, have a flower!"
Don’t let your mind wander, it’s far too small to be let out on its own."
Don’t lie to me."
Don’t look at me like that."
Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any."
Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul."
Don’t make me come over there myself!"
Don’t make me pop your ten grand sandbags, honey."
Don’t make me regret this."
Don’t make me tape your mouth shut."
Don’t mind if I do."
Don’t open those till later!"
Don’t play me for a fool, I know exactly where you were."
Don’t pretend I didn’t just see what you were doing."
Don’t promise me you won’t leave. Just don’t leave. I don’t think I can handle another promise right now."
Don’t say another word."
Don’t say that."
Don’t sell yourself short."
Don’t start with that again."
Don’t talk. Please."
Don’t tell me to shut up."
Don’t tell me we’re in matching costumes AGAIN."
Don’t test me."
Don’t thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure."
Don’t touch me."
Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken."
Don’t worry about it."
Don’t worry, you’ve got me to take care of you."
Don’t you dare say/do that to me."
Don’t you dare touch _______!"
Don’t you dare!"
Don’t you ever change."
Don’t you get it? I’m in love with you and it scares the hell out of me."
Don’t you give up on me."
Don’t you just hate those things you say that make you feel really blonde?"
Don’t you just love it!"
Don’t you know how to knock?"
Don’t you love me?"
Don’t you realize that there are already enough people to hate in the world without you putting in so much effort to give us another?"
Don’t you think this is too much Fall decorations?"
Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be using cheesy pickup lines?"
Don’t you think you’ve done enough?"
Don’t you trust me?"
Drop the attitude."
Easier said than done."
Eggnog rules, bite me."
Eggnog sucks, fight me."
Enough with the sass!"
Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!"
Every day I get with you is a good day."
Everyone gets so annoyed by how much I talk about you sometimes."
Everyone’s entitled to act stupid one in a while, but you really abuse the privilege."
Everything is fine."
Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit."
Excuse me. I have to go make a scene."
Excuse me?"
F-Fuck."
Fair enough."
Feed me that chocolate I’m busy"
Finally! Snow!"
Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry."
Fine."
First one to make a noise loses."
First rule, no being a heathen."
First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were."
Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?"
For starters, that’s impossible."
For the last time, I AM NOT JEALOUS!"
Forget it."
Forget the douche. He’s a dick. He’s a dickdouche."
Forgive me. Not for my sake, for yours. Forgive me."
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn."
Fuck you"
Fuck- please just pretend to be my date until we can leave this joint?"
Fuzzy socks."
Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving."
Get away from me."
Get it away from me- that’s disgusting!"
Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!"
Get out of my way!"
Get out!"
Get over it, pussy."
Get that thing away from me!"
Get your hands off of me!"
Ghost hunters."
Ghosts are real, I’d know because I am one."
Gingerbread people are very serious!"
Girls night in?"
Give it back!"
Give me a chance."
Give me a reason not to turn around and walk away now."
Give me anime or give me death."
Give me back my phone!"
Give me that back!"
Go ahead and hit me."
Go back to bed."
Go back to sleep."
Go fuck yourself."
Go home."
Go on, knock his teeth down his throat."
Go on… Touch it."
God, you always make me blush so damn much."
Going somewhere?"
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion."
Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun."
H-how long?"
Haha, made you look."
Haha. Nice try. Magic isn’t REAL."
Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything."
Halloween decorating.
Halloween is better."
Happy Birthday."
Happy Festivus!"
Happy New Year’s Eve eve eve eve eve eve eve!"
Have fun being deal.I will."
Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween."
Have you ever had those days when you are holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata."
Have you ever heard of personal space?"
Have you ever heard of what happened in this building?"
Have you ever tried to run in heels?"
Have you got your speaker on you?"
Have you lost your mind?"
Have you seen my glasses?"
Have you seen my… oh"
Having you as a best friend is simultaneously the best and worst thing that has happened to me."
He already boarded the plane. We’re too late."
He already knows."
He did what- and you just let him off?!"
He yelled yeehaw and I’m not quite sure why."
He/She did it.No he/she did."
He/She kissed me" Who?" "___"
Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over."
Help me hide!"
Help me I’m stuck."
Help me pack or get out. You’re in the way."
Here take my sweater."
Here, let me help you."
Here, take my blanket."
Here’s my number, call me some time."
Hey! Don’t do that! You can’t do that to me!"
Hey, at least you tried."
Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore."
Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?"
Hey, um, can you not pretend to play the drums on pots and pans at 3am?"
Hey, what would my name be if I was a Pokémon?"
He’s a fuckboy and he’s never going to treat you better than this."
He’s dead because of you."
He’s dead."
His finger was right on the trigger but he wasn’t fast enough."
Hold me and never let me go."
Hold me. Just for a bit, okay? I just… I need someone to hold me."
Hold my hand until it’s over?"
Hold still."
Hot, gorgeous, beautiful…whatever you want to call it."
How about you make me?"
How am I meant to hate you when you look like that?"
How are you feeling today?"
How can you say that to me? After everything you did, how can you possibly say that to me?"
How can you still look so attractive while crying."
How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night…"
How could I ever forget about you?"
How could I forget?"
How could someone make food this badly?"
How could this happen? They’re so…so pure. Ugh."
How could you ask me that?"
How could you do this to me?"
How could you do this?"
How could you forget your son’s birthday?"
How dare you? Yes, I am."
How did I lose it?"
How did it take me so long to realize?"
How did we get here?"
How did you fail a survey?"
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open."
How did you get in here?"
How did you imagine our future together?"
How did you know where to find me?"
How did you know? I never told you, so how’d you find out?"
How do I know that I can trust you?"
How do I look?"
How do we get in?"
How do you always manage to look so captivating?"
How do you do that? Are you a witch? What type of witchcraft is this?"
How do you get your skin to be so soft?"
How drunk was I?"
How is my wife more badass than me?"
How much did you drink?"
How much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?"
How ‘bout you stick it up your ass instead?"
“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over its dog."
Hug me so I can Get warm."
Hurry up, before we regret it."
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