#yes i have some of the heist intro dialogue in my onenotes dont even fucking worry about it babygirl | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

corknaut · 2 years

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god i just played the online payday text adventure thing and. the way duke calls ppl lad/chum/kid/miss/ma'am is so. its sooooo. even in game during one of his henrys rock heist intro lines he calls chains 'kid' and one of his safehouse lines is 'hail, chum. ive been trying to figure this out for ages. think you could take a crack at it?' like the way he liberally uses terms of endearment for everyone 😭😭😭😭 hes just someones eccentric amicable grandpa fr

#yes i have some of the heist intro dialogue in my onenotes dont even fucking worry about it babygirl #and yes i have most of dukes voicelines memorized GOD this is just me making a complete ass of myself on main #i LOVE the randomized heist intros theyre some of my fav bits of writing from a game thats mostly Go Here/Wait For Objective/Shoot Things #like if i ever get the dlc heists the first thing ill do is restart repeatedly for the intros. yesss more canon heister interactions #payday 2 #nonpayday mutuals sorry im so sorry im pouring dirt on my head and sand in my eyes and bowing so low my forehead scrapes the ground and #rare original cork post. donot look

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