#yes i know im a cyptid with fibromyalgia and im weird as shit that's beside the point
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📣📣✨️BUTTERSCOTCH PIE TIME!!✨️📣📣
#ignore the cinnamon powder all over the counter#i went nuts cooking like my great uncle Richard recounting the time he hunted a nazi in WW2#and just laughing maniacally throughout the story#the same energy went into making these pies#per usual when i make desserts#lots of cackling like a hyena finding a carcass#rip great uncle “Unk” Richard#butterscotch pies#butterscotch#pie#see this is why people should invite me to holiday parties i make delicious shit#yes i know im a cyptid with fibromyalgia and im weird as shit that's beside the point#*hands everyone on tumblr a slice*
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