#yes i think about clown code often leave me alone/j

[modstarfell]

how seriously do you think satsuki takes clown code?

[bestiesenpai]

Gojo Satoru A to Z

Do I need to explain? I doubt it.

A = Aftercare

Aftercare with gojo is as light hearted as he is, he’s chatting you up as he grabs the towel and you’re drinking water

B = Body Part (fav of theirs and fav of their partners)

I would think for him it’s his legs. Man is 97% legs 3% body lol and on a partner I see him being a hips kind of man, something about grabbing onto them just gets him going

C = Cum

The question isn’t does he cum, the real question is where is he cumming? Cum amount is average, with a preference for cumming on you(like face or chest, or ass)

D = Dirty Secret (of theirs)

He’s a fucking vouyer and no one can tell me otherwise. He lives for being a peeping tom and watching you shower or undress without knowing he’s there. There’s just something so naughty about it, and he loves to watch you when you think you’re all alone

E = Experience (how experienced are they and do they know how to clap cheeks)

Oh he fucks, believe that lol he knows how to get down with the get down

F = Favorite Position

Good ol’ missionary so he can make out, but your legs are vice gripped around his waist as he fucks

G = Goofy (are they serious or are they clowns)

Do I even need to say this mans is the biggest clown in the circus next question

H = Hair (how well groomed are they)

I’m getting hairless king energy lmao and not even on purpose, like he just doesn’t grow body hair like that and the little that he does grow on the pubic region he shaves off

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

On a scale of 1 to 10 intimacy, 10 being the highest, I give gojo a maximum of 7. He has serious potential, but sex is really just fun for him, so why bog it down with needless seriousness

J = Jack off (how often are dicks in hands)

If he wasn’t busy being a teacher and a sorcerer, I would say everyday. But since he has a busy schedule, I think he could allow like 3 jack offs per week

K = Kink

Bondage is way too obvious of a kink for him, I think he’d be into crying. But not in a sad way, just you crying from too much pleasure with tears down your cheeks :)

L = Location (fav place to clap cheeks)

I think in the hallway right outside the bedroom, because it has the air of ‘you’re so close to getting to the bed but any second longer without his cock stuffed inside you and he would have gone crazy’

M = Motivation (what gets it up and keeps it up)

I think like any normal person, some good heavy petting and making out really does it for him, he doesn’t need a bunch of things to get him hard

N = NO (something they won’t do/turn offs)

I can’t see him having any no’s, honestly. Tries anything once

O = Oral (preference in giving/receiving, skill, allathat)

Why go one at a time when you can 69? Slight preference on receiving over giving, but it’s only 1% lol he could go down for hours

P = Pace (how fast are we clapping cheeks)

Slightly faster than average, but not an ungodly speed

Q = Quickie (opinion on quickies vs proper fuckin and how often)

Yes a quickie give it to him lol he’s totally one to follow you to the bathroom at dinner and finger you real quick because you’re just so fucking hot

R = Risk (are we fucking in public or nah)

He is a risky ass man, guaranteed. Would fuck you in an alleyway right off a busy street if you wanted

S = Stamina (how many rounds like it’s a boxing match and he came here to BEAT IT UP!)

Max two rounds, but there’s a lot of build up during those rounds

T = Toys (do they own them, do they use them, on who and do they use a discount code)

Has one bullet vibrator, uses it on you to tease you, but other than that no

U = Unfair (how much they tease)

Once again on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest I give him a 10 and I do not need to explain further

V = Volume (are they screaming or serial killer silent)

Average amount of noise, he’ll moan if it feels good and get a little louder when he cums, and if you want him to make more noise during sex to kind of boost your confidence in what you’re doing, he has no problem with that

W = Wild Card (random sex shit I think of)

Going back to voyeurism, he will purposefully leave clothing out just so he can see you wearing it, bonus points if you have his hoodie on and no pants on and he sees you bend over. Cue the over dramatic anime nosebleed as he passes out on the floor with an instant hard on

X = X-Ray (what the schmeat looking like?)

Even though he’s 6.3ft/190cm, I don’t think his dick is like crazy big. If I had to put a measurement, it’d be 6in when hard and on soft as well

Y = Yearning (how strong is the desire to clap thou cheeks)

Oof he wants to fuck like every night, but logistically that’s unrealistic, so he’ll settle for 3 or 4 times a week

Z = ZZZ (how quick they fall asleep once nut has been dispensed)

Unless it’s sleepy morning sex, he doesn’t go to bed that easily. He needs aftercare, and at least a couple minutes of pillow talk before he feels comfortable going to sleep