#yimpy's yapping

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I HOPE THIS HURTS.

[Polle says, "Sorry!"] ... Don't ask how I got here. Curly convinced me that it'd be fun and I need better entertainment than just staring at the walls. You can call me Jimmy. I'm the co-pilot of the Tulpar. Our crew consists of him as captain, me, Swansea as our mechanic, Anya as our nurse and Daisuke as Swansea's intern, I guess. Who's idea was it to bring five in a ship of four? Don't talk to me about sardines. Or horses, for that matter. Some of you need to learn how to take a fucking joke.

//ooc info

completely self indulgent jimmy mouthwashing roleplay/ask blog. canon accuracy has gone to hell and still hasn't returned; don't expect everything here to be 100% in character because i am only here to have fun and don't care about tidying up too much. i do enjoy some good character analysis though, do share if you have any.

rules to interacting one. jimmy is an unreliable, volatile individual with several issues. don't trust what he says too much, especially if he's being weirdly nice about it. he is not a good person. do not forget that. he lies. a lot. two. anons are free to interact as you wish- give him stuff, talk to him, whatever. i do humbly request that you don't try to get weirdly suggestive toward him or attempt to drastically change direction of already estabilished plot though. three. this is a pre-crash blog. do not bring up things that happen post crash. unless it's in like,, subtle foreshadowing or whatever. four. blog also has a gimmick called tolerance points. tolerance points are basically your level of connection with him, and as already implied, the amount of tolerance he has for you. to earn tolerance points, just be frequent on the blog and do more than hit him or hit on him. be niceys :) or don't. if you already have estabilished tolerance points with him, and you do something he doesn't like, you might lose tolerance points. there are also responsibility points. responsibility points are triggered by saying or doing something which triggers the extremely responsible jimmy we see in game. ie i can fix it type deal. responsibility points may alter how jimmy sees you or interacts with you/others. once earned, you cannot lose them. if you gain too many responsibility points, horrible things may happen.

five. don't take this too seriously. please. six. whatever i say in character does not reflect my real views on things, obviously.

i don't have a dni list i'll just block you if i feel like it, tho if you do end up blocked by me do know there is a reason to it and i don't want you to try and regain contact. i hardblock only. if i ever interact/reblog anything from someone scummy let me know so i can block them/delete the post. dead dove do not eat: arachnophobia, i hc heavy jimmy to be into all sorts of freaky shit like spiders tarantulas insects (except mosquitos) reptiles etc, mention of violent acts/jimmy having violent tendencies, mentions of sexual assault/rape (no one has been hurt yet but it is brought up sometimes), mentions of death/suicide/self harm, jimmy losing his grip on reality once in a while. more will be added if necessary.

i am not too active here, so i apologize if it takes me a while to respond to you. older posts may no longer be important/accurate to how i view jimmy's character. this post has been updated: 4/27/25

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Hey Mr. Jimmy! How ya doing today?

@pony-express-official

Take a wild guess. ... I'm fine. The best I can be like this. You?

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gives you a polle made out of styrofoam that is very satisying to destroy with a metal pipe :3 - 🪼

I hope you have a lovely day.

[+3 tolerance points.]

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Jimmyyyyyyy. cmere sweetcheeks I need to kiss ur face

Now?

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hey Jesticular Cancer how are you

This is by far the worst thing I've been called. I don't even want to make a witty reply anymore that's how much this has ruined my day.

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[ Ding, ding.. ] [ POLLE SAYS: You've got a gift! ]

[ A timid red box with a not-so-neat yellow ribbon. ] [ It seems to be from someone possibly familiar. ] [ Would you like to open it ? ] [ the gift will be sent later reblogged by the sender. ]

...

You know what. Sure, I'll trust this. Best that could happen is that it's a bomb and it blows up the entire ship.

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Petting you petting you petting you

you smell really good by the way

- 🐈‍⬛ ( @fukouna-boy )

..That's a first.

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Taken any snakes out of a vivarium lately? ──── [ 🍺 ]

Curly we're in space. There are no vivariums in space.

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Heya! Happy New Year's, Yimpy! What's your resolution?

It's gotta be something more creative than just getting off this ship, right, dude...?

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In my defense, you sneaked up on me while I was distracted. How was I supposed to react?

Curly I know how to make jimmy be nicer

You have to-

... Give him lots of support, in his time of need. Let him know I'll be there to hold him up when he stumbles. Catch him when he falls. Maybe even give him a hug once in a while, yeah? 😊

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Oh! How’s the copilot doing? Seems like you have fun here, Jimmy :>. Hope you’re not getting too distracted by these lovely anons! Polle would love to give you a golden star!

- @ponyexpressbestteam (polle)

.. Weren't you a horse. Am I high.

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Jimmy will you kiss me at midnight

- 🐈‍⬛

If I'm not too wasted until then.

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if u put ur finger in its mouth it makes chewing noises

...

Good thing I have a lighter on me.

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Ladybird's not doing so hot.

How does that involve me.

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I'm sorry to tell you this, Jim but you are most definitely a homosexual.

Incorrect.

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so um

help

Kill them.