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[worlds-least-responsible]

I HOPE THIS HURTS.

[Polle says, "Sorry!"] ... Don't ask how I got here. Curly convinced me that it'd be fun and I need better entertainment than just staring at the walls. You can call me Jimmy. I'm the co-pilot of the Tulpar. Our crew consists of him as captain, me, Swansea as our mechanic, Anya as our nurse and Daisuke as Swansea's intern, I guess. Who's idea was it to bring five in a ship of four? Don't talk to me about sardines. Or horses, for that matter. Some of you need to learn how to take a fucking joke.

//ooc info

completely self indulgent jimmy mouthwashing roleplay/ask blog. canon accuracy has gone to hell and still hasn't returned; don't expect everything here to be 100% in character because i am only here to have fun and don't care about tidying up too much. i do enjoy some good character analysis though, do share if you have any.

rules to interacting one. jimmy is an unreliable, volatile individual with several issues. don't trust what he says too much, especially if he's being weirdly nice about it. he is not a good person. do not forget that. he lies. a lot. two. anons are free to interact as you wish- give him stuff, talk to him, whatever. i do humbly request that you don't try to get weirdly suggestive toward him or attempt to drastically change direction of already estabilished plot though. three. this is a pre-crash blog. do not bring up things that happen post crash. unless it's in like,, subtle foreshadowing or whatever. four. blog also has a gimmick called tolerance points. tolerance points are basically your level of connection with him, and as already implied, the amount of tolerance he has for you. to earn tolerance points, just be frequent on the blog and do more than hit him or hit on him. be niceys :) or don't. if you already have estabilished tolerance points with him, and you do something he doesn't like, you might lose tolerance points. there are also responsibility points. responsibility points are triggered by saying or doing something which triggers the extremely responsible jimmy we see in game. ie i can fix it type deal. responsibility points may alter how jimmy sees you or interacts with you/others. once earned, you cannot lose them. if you gain too many responsibility points, horrible things may happen.

five. don't take this too seriously. please. six. whatever i say in character does not reflect my real views on things, obviously.

i don't have a dni list i'll just block you if i feel like it, tho if you do end up blocked by me do know there is a reason to it and i don't want you to try and regain contact. i hardblock only. if i ever interact/reblog anything from someone scummy let me know so i can block them/delete the post. dead dove do not eat: arachnophobia, i hc heavy jimmy to be into all sorts of freaky shit like spiders tarantulas insects (except mosquitos) reptiles etc, mention of violent acts/jimmy having violent tendencies, mentions of sexual assault/rape (no one has been hurt yet but it is brought up sometimes), mentions of death/suicide/self harm, jimmy losing his grip on reality once in a while. more will be added if necessary.

i am not too active here, so i apologize if it takes me a while to respond to you. older posts may no longer be important/accurate to how i view jimmy's character. this post has been updated: 4/27/25

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[violet111reblog]

so i clicked on a wizard101 crowns trivia i hadn't done before

[destielmemenews]

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[lavb-b]

[crabussy]

thinking about how megapon is sentient and can straight up just say whatever she wants apparently

my art account is @beastwhimsy! nothing I post there is showing up in the tags so I'm posting from my main.

[nicktoonsunite]

got your back

[zondearts]

practice painting

[superscourge]

i was absolutely CACKLING while drawing this

based on this shitpost my wife drewan,

[starmocha]

the polite thing for Zayne to do is masturbate in his home office to his wife's sexy pregnancy polaroids, knowing all of the changes happening to her is because of him.

he can't stop marveling by how she had swelled up beautifully in just a few months, her body so voluptuous now, round and heavy with his baby.

her breasts are bigger now, and soon they will have milk for his baby, but for now, he loves being the one to suckle on those sensitive nipples, loves grabbing, groping, squeezing her tender breasts until she squeals his name again and again.

just because she's bigger now doesn't mean he will stop wanting her. if anything, he wants her more. wants to feel that sweet pussy around him, wants to feel his child moving in her womb as he fucks her just as intensely as when he had bred her before her pregnancy. he knows she's going to enjoy giving in to him, letting him take her as often as he would like, because she just wants to please him and be his pretty little breeding slut.

and she is just that—so fucking pretty, all knocked up with his baby, a dirty secret between him and her that no one will ever know about as they congratulate the esteemed young doctor and his beautiful and heroic wife for their growing family.

no one will ever know how many times he had bred her. how many times he had punished her for her audacious antics and made her fuck herself on his cock, always emptying into her, always making sure he stays buried in her to make sure his seed would take in her fertile womb. no one will ever know of how often he had dreamt of breeding her, how this fantasy of his had come true, and how she herself kept encouraging him, her own desires matching his in such a perverted way.

his pretty little wife, his baby in her belly, getting bigger and bigger each month as she nears her due date. he wants to meet his child, this beautiful little baby he had created with her, the proof of his love for her, but he also wants to keep her this way. wants her to always carry that cute little belly she would tease him with, rubbing suggestively, knowing his eyes would follow every caress.

keep her like this. knocked up with his baby. keep her like this. fuck another child into her. fuck her again and again and—

he accidentally gets a little loud and is caught by her just as he comes all over the polaroids.

he's only a little embarrassed, his smirk meeting her startled gaze, her own eyes glazing over with arousal at seeing the way her husband desired her still. he could see a twinkle of mischievousness in her eye. he knows what she wants.

he made such an obscene mess so now he should do the courteous thing and let his beautiful pregnant wife bounce on his massive cock while he experiences the real thing and feels her up, murmuring to her about all of his dirty fantasies he wants to make come true with her, how he knows she would let him indulge, because she is his good girl, his darling, beautiful wife, who is the perfect breeding slut just for him, her dear, sweet Zaynie.

[dorkicon]

men will flay their soul bare before trying to talk about their feelings lol

[blondeaxolotl-twstocs]

LET'S GO PRETTY EEL SISTERS 💥💥💥

As noted I'm keeping Murray as the tweels mother in my AU because she has a lot of lore that connects to her being their mother and if I were to change that now it'd basically all come crashing down 💔💔💔

BUT AGAIN, Georgina is still in the picture, she's just the tweels aunt now instead (you can call her Auntie Gina <3). She very actively visits them, and is involved in their life to the point it'd be better off if she just moved in with them lmao. Her last name is also changed to something else/is unknown since "Leech" is Murray's husbands last name that she took, and yeah there's lore to that as well. Everything else is still the same with miss Gina!!!

Anyways WOOO finally current timeline Murray <3 all the drawings you've seen of her before were when the tweels were very young (like 5 years old), this is the first time you're seeing her currently, and she's still thriving! Barely any change to her, still the same old Murray 💜💜💜

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

[official-bunbun]

you all asked for more, here you go yall

I have four additional (lower effort) doodles for the concept done cuz god DAMN did yall go nuts over the last post and while im slightly overwhelmed by the attention i am VERY appreciative of it

ANYWAY, TO THE DOODLES & CONCEPT RAMBLES

Firstly, i've decided that the Cosmo player will be able to move, but with a VERY limited range - a similar model to Razzle & Dazzle's vines but with thorns and maybe single thick vines rather than several smaller ones? That would act as how far Cosmo can go, and the place for other players to avoid or else they'll be damaged by Sprout

I also had the thought of maybe, Sprout could heal the Cosmo he takes? But only when he attacks one of the other players - so like a reverse of Cosmo's usual mechanic! One heart healed per player hit, maxing out at 2 hearts since the Cosmo can't get damaged while in Sprout's circle

Speaking of his heals - He wouldn't be able to do so! Even if he's able to reach a player without leaving the circle nor the other person getting damaged, he'll be stopped from using it since healing people damages him

And finally - The cosmo can try to leave, technically. But will be stopped each time up to a point. Eventually, though.. Sprout will become agitated. Why is his friend trying to leave? Why is he abandoning him like this? So, after enough attempts, he'll let him go... but he'll go on a rampage trying to kill everyone in sight. It is INCREDIBLY difficult to outrun him, and he has a very high attention span too. He's P I S S E D.

It is not advised for the Cosmo to try to leave Sprout

There might be a part 3 to this at some point, i dunno yet but we'll see! do you like my ideas and storytelling based on this? you may be interested in the dandy's world ask/story blog i started!

[storytellering]

I dunno guys, I think he did nothing wrong ever

[the-mang0tree]

today i bring megabull. tomorrow? who knows