#you can't tell me they wouldn't turn into gossipy old women and get involved with village drama. they have gomez and morticia energy

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the south downs cottage-

crowley, sipping wine: hey, guess what?

aziraphale, reading: hmm?

crowley, smirking: maude is getting a divorce

aziraphale, puts the book down: really? oh, good. roger treated her awfully

crowley, nodding: I heard he was having an affair. with hilary!

aziraphale, gasps: no! *shakes his head* I knew there was a reason she wasn't attending the knitting circle

crowley, pouring more wine: so I told maude she can do so much better

aziraphale, smitten: of course you did

crowley, thoughtful: you know, that's the third marriage that's ended since we moved here *chuckles* maybe it's us

aziraphale, shrugs: perhaps they're looking at you and realising they'll never have perfection

crowley, impressed: smooth

aziraphale, reaches for his hand: you're not the only one capable of romance

crowley, kisses his hand: apparently not *pauses* it's hot

aziraphale, rolls his eyes playfully: I have one chapter left

crowley: *smug*