#you gotta love the confidence wonwoo and woozi have

[wifeyoozi]

ot13 seventeen : backstage quickie

seungcheol : it took one pout from you after you saw him all dressed up in that sexy purple suit and slicked back red hair for him to pull you aside in an empty restroom. Didn't even bother taking off his clothes, just pulled down the zipper and took his dick out and railed you pinned to the wall. Precisely 15 minutes later he was scolded by the stylist for messing up the hair and getting all sweaty over the make up.

Jeonghan : he'd been making out with you right there in front of everyone, shamelessly, holding you down on his lap and grinding against you. Someone (seungkwan) begged him to get a room and not cum all over his pants in front of everyone.

Joshua : he'd gotten so horny thinking of how he'd be able to fuck you all night after concert since it was the last day and had a very embarrassingly visible tent in his pocket. He'd call you backstage and scurried you off to an abandoned room to have you up on his cock.

Junhui : the concert was starting in exactly 10 minutes and he had his fingers knuckle deep in you in the restroom. He knew everyone had been searching for him to get on his position but he also refused to let go of you undone.

Hoshi : it was just a simple good luck kiss which turned into deep kissing which turned into heated make out which turned into him ramming his dick in you as fast as possible which turned into the manager and stylist scolding him for the mess he's made of himself.

Wonwoo : he wasn't even that horny when he pulled you into the janitor's closet and lifted your skirt up and started scissoring you to prep you for his dick. He just thought the orgasm-induced endorphin and dopamine release would make him more energetic for the stage. And it was probably one of the best performances he's ever given, thanks to you.

Woozi : it wasn't his fault when you came into the green room wearing that tight red leather mini skirt to wish him goodluck, that too paired with the hot red lipstick. He's brain is just associated you wearing anything red with sex enough for his dick to come back to life immediately and having you take care of him backstage.

minghao : he was usually very self-composed and has a good control over his dick. But he is, at the end of the day, a man. And seeing you wink and openly flirt with him in front of everyone sends heat directly to his crotch. And since you caused it, you gotta sort it. He'll find you an empty room, lock it and sit on any available chair, giving you the liberty to sate his arousal however you can.

Mingyu : fucking before shows is a ritual. If he can't fuck you before show, he'll be (secretly) sulky the whole time. He's very adamant about blowing your back and filling you full of cum and have you keep that cum in you till the show ends.

seokmin : the first time he did it, he was so nervous, wanting to get done as quickly and quietly as possible. After a few times, he's confident enough to fuck you at his pace without having you shut up. If anyone hears, it's their problem to be wandering around unused changing rooms.

Seungkwan : he loooves the part where he fucks you. Gives him the energy pump needed to be the greater entertainer on the stage he is. Loves eating you out, your juices are his lucky potion. What he hates tho is when everyone started teasing him after he's come out of the restroom with you, all messed up. If the stylist scolds him, he'll whined and somehow pass the blame on you. Tho nothing will stop him from doing it again.

Vernon : I think unironically the only smart one because he'll have you suck him instead of getting in your puss cuz that's the least messy way to do it. He initially only did it that way to avoid cleaning up mess after but realised this way no one scolds him after he goes missing for some time for messing up his hair and outfit and make up.

Chan : excited and agrees immediately when you ask him for a quickie and steal him to the restroom. Locks you two in a restroom stall and sits on the bathroom seat before you ride him. You have to cover his mouth when you hear someone enter, for it to turn out to be the leader calling him to get his make up done immediately. He calls out five minutes in a shaky voice and you have to hurry yourself on him to get you both orgasm immediately.

Bonus : cheol scolded chan for not using condoms in the heat of the moment when he knows of it. How he knows of it? That's cheol's business how he looks after his kids.

[wonijinjin]

seventeen members teaching you how to drive

author’s note: very self indulgent since i am working on getting my drivers licence rn, for the members that cannot drive let’s pretend they can in this;) please note that this is purely my opinion and is not accurate nor was made to criticise the members in any way, thank you<3

synopsis: what the title says.

word count: 1.3k | genre: fluff, humour/crack | pairing: seventeen x gn! reader | warnings: none

cheol would be one of the least calm ones, we know that he is a good driver and he knows it too, therefore he would love to comment on every single move you make, getting frustrated with you within like 10 minutes. he would yell and scream at you for “not understanding this simple thing” (driving is complicated af nobody can tell me otherwise) while literally wanting to snatch the wheel from you because as he puts it you are a terrible driver being a danger to society lmao. overall 5/10, taking away points because he would definitely make you cry at some point

jeonghan is one of the best ones; his skills are solid, he is kinda chill and doesn’t worry too much. however, this would not be the most beneficial since he is known to be a menace and would be casually clowning you at every move, making you question the knowledge you already have about driving and the road. when you panic and don’t know what to do he would switch back to teacher mode, being very quick to help you, getting you back on track in the journey. overall 9/10, only taking a point away from him because of his tricks my man needs to chill and let you be confident

now although shua may be one of the quieter ones who won’t yell or freak out, he would give up on you quite easily tbh. he is very good at keeping his cool so he would try to be gentle when guiding you on the roads, but if you had struggles with driving frequently during the journey there would be soon a moment when he would sigh and lean back in the seat, contemplating on just getting you a more professional person to help. overall 8/10, he is a bit lazy but can be convinced to stay

jun is at a bit of a loss when explaining, just like some other members he would not always know how to express what you did wrong, since it comes naturally to him at this point, so the process of both of you trying to figure out what exactly felt off with a move you did might become a common thing with him. he is very excited for you though, and would give you all his support! overall 5/10, could be better but he is trying his best so A for effort

if you want to learn how to drive safely i would not recommend getting hoshi to teach you; he is a very fun person to go on karaoke rides with, however he is not always aware of certain limits (speed limits *cough cough*) or the surroundings when being caught up in the moment. he tends to be a bit careless when he is having fun which with you would be evident since he loves your company, however he has a job to do which is teaching you, so please be careful with him since he doesn’t always see the whole picture. overall 5/10, you would definitely fail the exam for the first time

wonwoo is another chill one, his flaw would be that he was bad at explaining; whenever you would ask a question about how to proceed he would tell you, but wouldn’t be able to explain why, which is a very important thing as you should understand why you do what you do (he knows this aswell). he would recommend learning the rules again saying “it all makes sense if you know the rules well enough.” (not always, but gotta admit he has a point) overall 7/10, would be one of the best ones attitude wise

woozi is a very straightforward person, he tells you what to do and expects you to do it. or not. he is quiet and doesn’t get mad easily when you make mistakes, it is part of learning things for the first time afterall. he would gently guide you through the journey only getting a bit taken aback when you do something that even you know is a big mistake. he is not a man of many words in the car which would be the downfall of the learning process, however he is very attentive and observant so after exiting the car he would help you understand the cause of the mishaps during the drive. overall 6/10, a bit quiet

dk is very enthusiastic about teaching you how to drive and would be grateful that you chose to trust him. he would spend endless hours in the car by your side to absolutely get everything done perfectly so you could pass the exam, although he might not be harsh enough at times to tell you when you actually mess up badly, so be careful and don’t take every praise he murmurs to you for granted, as he would not want to say bad things about your skills (even though they were needed to be said, he is a big softie sorry not sorry). overall 7/10, he might be a bit too nice

minghao is pretty much teacher material, strict but not so much that you would get discouraged, balancing out the way he would guide you through every important step sternly, but nicely, hinting soft comforting words along the way to keep your motivation alive and spirits up. if he would be in charge you can bet you would pass the practical exam on the first try, him having a cocky smirk on his face when he saw that all the hard work you two put into it paid off. overall 10/10, i would sit next to him any time he is such a good driver

mingyu is hands down the best person to learn from. he is an experienced one; he practically taught the others how to drive aswell, so you are just another routine learner in his eyes (obviously not, he is the softest with you). his instructions are quite easy to understand and follow, and he is good at giving you helpful tips to make your work easier later on and on the exam. he is witty and entertaining so you wouldn’t feel uncomfortable with the fact that he is teaching, making driving seem so fun you could never be pried off the seat of the car. overall 10/10, friendly and efficient

seungkwan is a shy one; hesitant about how to start and how to help you the best. later on during the drive he could completely switch and could become easy to anger (yall know my man has anger issues) therefore him sitting next to you would be a rather nerve wrecking experience with his judgy expressions escaping against his will. for good measure i gotta say he would try to save the scolding for after each round so you wouldn’t get stressed out while at the wheel, he knows panicking won’t help. overall 6.5/10, he is trying to stay calm we gotta appreciate that (cheol if he was patient)

vernon is the most chill out of them all, this is why he wouldn’t be of much help if i’m honest. he would just nod and sit next to you silently, looking out the window and sometimes opening his mouth to say that you are doing well, poor boy would not have a single clue about how to correct any of your mistakes, saying that “it has been a long time since he learned to drive” aswell. overall 5/10, sorry he is just not teacher coded

dino is more gentle and patient than he looks in my opinion, and he is a relatively good driver who knows a lot about road rules and stuff, so him being on the passenger seat would give you a flashback about the days when you would study the names of the road signs and how the different rules should work in practice; he is the mediator between theory and practice, putting them together nicely with you in teamwork. overall 8/10 pretty solid methods and skills

[notesof-mh]

seventeen trying not to laugh (and failing)

meanwhile jeonghan + the 96 liners:

[carebearbliss]

Seventeen’s ideal type

A/N: This is just my personal estimation of what kind of person I think would be complementary to them. I tried to neutralize it by explicitly not referring to a him or her, which is why I used them/they instead. Hope y’all have a nice day! :]

S.Coups 

Someone that knows how to take care of themselves well, whether it be something practical like cooking or taking a day off to focus on your mental wellbeing

I think someone who is comfortable in their own skin and confident would compliment Seungcheol well

Has to be supportive of his ambitions! With his busy schedule he’d really appreciate someone who understands what he’s doing it for and it’d mean the world if his future S/O could stand by that fully

Would love someone who can match his energy and return his enthusiasm, someone to bounce off of so to speak

Doesn’t necessarily have to be an extrovert, though he would definitely appreciate someone who’s willing to initiate things in the relationship, like dates, conversations, calls etc.

Someone who’s warm and affectionate, he’d want to feel loved and appreciated (hugs and compliments!!!)

Let’s him take care of them once in a while and doesn’t mind how protective he can be at times

A person who knows how to enjoy their life and live in the now would be perfect for him! Seungcheol has said before he likes someone who can eat well ;]

Jeonghan

Someone who hypes him up (lowkey shamelessly)

Especially by promoting Seventeen’s music to everyone they know

A person who’s unapologetically themselves (kinda like Jeonghan when he’s caught cheating for the 99th time) and owns it like a boss

He’d prefer his future S/O to be someone who’s more on the feminine side, maybe also someone who is naturally cute

Someone who is sensible and attentive toward their environment, a person who knows how to adapt to different situations depending on what is suitable/needed -- kind of a go with the flow type of person

A person who’s able to think for themselves, someone who’s not afraid of going against the mainstream opinion / someone who’s not swayed by others opinions easily

I’d definitely see Jeonghan with someone who’s more on the chill side, someone he can hang out with at home and order take-out with

Someone who can give him space when he needs it (instead of someone with a controlling character)

I think Jeonghan would also like someone who knows how to dress well, like someone who knows what suits them best and is interested in fashion

Joshua

Somebody who is as well-mannered and polite as him!!!

Has to have a kind heart, so not just someone who shows kindness but really someone who’s just kind through and through (y’know what I mean??)

Joshua would love someone who is quite open-minded and accepting

Someone who respects others opinions and treats people like equals

Would really want to be able to understand and connect well with the other person (and the other way around!),

Someone who’s non-judgmental and a good listener

A person he can have all kinds of conversations with (even about kind of weird/random topics)

Would definitely appreciate someone with a quirky side/personality to them, he’d find it intriguing (and honestly, Joshua can be a bit quirky at times too hehe)

I think he’d also like someone who’s down-to-earth and humble, like someone who’s just drama-free

Someone trustworthy and reliable, someone who is mature and knows better than to talk behind people’s backs or share secrets that weren’t theirs to share

Jun

If you can return his flirtatious remarks with playful banter I guarantee you this guy is gonna fall head over heels for you 

A person who matches him in terms of playfulness

Jun would like someone who can keep him on his toes and surprise him

Someone who is more on the spontaneous side / someone who has a multifaceted personality

He’d appreciate someone he could be weird and childish with together, like a person that he can do all kinds of fun stuff with

Would definitely be attracted to someone who can be both cute as well as sexy, someone who knows how to dress well would also catch his attention

A person he can dote on (and a person that dotes on him in return)!!!

I think Jun has a highkey weak spot for someone who is kinda 4D, a person that is more than what they appear to be (i.e. someone who is actually really quirky and humorous despite looking very innocent and quiet, y’know what I mean??)

Someone who is a bit on the mature side, who knows when to be serious and is also capable of taking care of others around her when needed

Hoshi

I think Hoshi would also find it important to be with someone who can match his enthusiasm, this doesn’t mean that you gotta be as hyped or enthusiastic as he can be sometimes, but more so that he’d need to feel actively stimulated (in short, someone who meets him halfway)

Bonus points if you’re naturally optimistic and bubbly!

Would really appreciate someone who is easygoing and fun to be around, someone who really enjoys what they are doing

Someone he can be comfortable around, even if neither of you say anything

A person who is openly supportive and affectionate toward him, and not afraid to initiate dates or surprise him every once in a while

I’d say Hoshi is also the type of guy who would feel attracted to someone that gets along well with his friends and family

Someone who’s a bit more on the cute side in terms of personality (and looks, for that matter)

A people’s person, someone that’s more extroverted than introverted / someone who’s comfortable and feels energized being around people, also someone who’s rather charming and eloquent/persuasive!

Wonwoo

Wonwoo’s ideal type would lowkey be the female lead of a historic kdrama ngl

Definitely someone who is elegant/graceful! A person that’s gentle and takes good care of her friends/family but also her possessions

Someone who comes off a bit more mature (no matter their age)

I think he’d suit a person who shares the same kinds of interests, someone he can talk with about what you thought of that book you both read and stuff like that

Wonwoo would definitely value someone who is intelligent, a (deep) thinker of some sorts with whom he can have meaningful conversations with

Someone who is quite self-sufficient and not dependent on others, a person who is reliable and trustworthy

Maybe also someone who gives off lowkey mom-friend vibes

A person that appreciates the little things and cherishes those little moments they can have with him

I don’t think he’d mind if the person were introverted, I actually think he’d appreciate someone who’s more on the quiet/reserved side

Now that I mentioned that, somebody who doesn’t mind comfortable silences!

A person he can be alone with together (like studying or reading together)

Woozi

Someone who balances him out, in other words: someone who accepts his calmness and seriousness

A person who’s more talkative and social than he is would match him well, someone that’s kind and friendly

Someone who understands him (his behavior, decisions, etc.) well!

Mutual respect toward each other’s careers and ambitions!!! Someone he can look up to and admire for who they are and what they do

Someone he can learn from during the relationship

Definitely someone that makes people feel at ease, someone who gives off warm/welcoming vibes

A person that makes him want to talk more

Someone that’s non-judgmental, but rather open-minded

I think trust would be very important to him, to be able to trust his future S/O, but also to have someone fully trust him as well

Someone who’s not afraid of confrontation (doesn’t mean that they’re overly assertive or aggressive!), a good communicator and listener!

Perhaps also someone who gets him out of his comfort zone from time to time

Someone thoughtful and considerate toward the people around them!

DK

Someone kind and friendly, someone without any facades whatsoever (lowkey ‘what you see is what you get’)

Definitely someone who is very energetic as well, or a person who gets excited very easily

Dokyeom would probably value someone who is (almost) always in high spirits

I think he’d definitely like someone who is really good at what they’re doing, whether it be singing, drawing or teaching, he’d definitely admire your talents a lot

Lowkey cannot resist someone with an infectious laugh and/or eyesmile

Speaking of which, someone who laughs a lot!!! Somebody who easily breaks into smiles & laughter would be perfect for DK ngl

A person who is not afraid to be goofy and crack up jokes (even if 5/10 doesn’t land well)

Would very much like it if their future S/O is somewhat of a moodmaker, someone who livens up the mood with their lightheartedness or humor

Someone truthful, just a person who doesn’t lie and would rather speak the truth

Mingyu

Someone who, regardless of their age, gives off noona vibes in how dependable and caring they are towards their friends/family

A person that’s rather confident would match him well, just someone that knows what they are worth and what they deserve (would definitely be a turn on ngl) 

Definitely a person that’s chill, no drama whatsoever, just someone who easily adapts to different environments and gets along well with various kinds of people

Mingyu would definitely appreciate someone who makes the effort to get to know him better, past all the superficialties and small talk

Someone he can let down his guard with, someone he can come to when he’s in need of an energizer or a shoulder to lean on

Lowkey would melt for someone who’s a good hugger and/or a really good friend to their friends

I think he’d be interested in someone who knows what they’re talking about, someone who’s got a bit of life experience / wisdom

A person that sends him little reminders from time to time, like that he shouldn’t forget to take some time for himself, or to eat well and stuff

The8

I think Minghao would really be impressed by someone who has an eye for fashion, someone who really understands fashion trends and the like

Someone that respects his needs and decisions, someone who sees him as their equal

Especially someone that fully stands beside whatever decisions he makes, a person that’s always there for him in the end

Somebody that’s sincere! Just a person that’s kind-natured (i.e. not someone who would gossip behind people’s backs)

A person that is always ready to help people out, like a person that regularly does volunteer work or donates to good causes often

Someone honest, that goes for all the members of course but I think Minghao in particular would really hate it when people lie

A person that owns up to their shit and takes responsibility when they make mistakes 

The8 would definitely suit someone who is naturally cute, aegyo just comes naturally to them

Overall, someone that has their back and is kind toward (almost) everyone would be his ideal type

Seungkwan

Someone that appreciates his humor and who he is as a person, especially how lively he is

I think Seungkwan is a person that needs a lot of nurturing and appreciation in his love life, with that I mean: someone who is affectionate and someone who compliments them a lot!

Basically, someone who hypes him up would be perfect for him ngl

Someone that’s proud to have him as their boyfriend!!!

A person that’s nice company, just someone he knows he can count on for whatever it is he needs to talk about in particular 

Definitely someone who’s like a best friend to him!

Someone compassionate and empathetic, someone that understands his sensitivity and what is meaningful to him (and respects that)

Seungkwan would probably feel attracted toward someone that tends to take care of others around them

Also, someone who’d get along well with the people in his life, especially his family!

Vernon

Someone that gives off lowkey homegirl vibes, someone who’s laidback and goes with the flow

Someone he can frequently hang out with, whether that’s playing video games or just chilling at home and watching movies

A person with good taste, he’d really like someone who has a nice music taste for that matter

Wouldn’t mind someone who is a bit different / who fully embraces their quirkiness!

I think Vernon would also like someone that’s genuinely interested in him, in his opinions and views for instance

Someone forgiving and understanding of others, not someone who tends to keep things inside all the time

A person that lives in the now, really someone that doesn’t worry much about past, present nor future, but rather lives in the now

Someone he can share his random thoughts with and who reciprocates the randomness in turn

Definitely someone that just rocks their differences, someone who’s unapologetically themselves

Dino

Someone confident, who knows what they are doing would most probably attract Dino

A person who tends to be cute, someone who has a lot of aegyo and isn’t afraid to show it every once in a while

Someone who’s more on the talkative and bubbly side perhaps

Someone that lets him take care of them once in a while

Chan would suit a person that shares a similar mindset, like someone who values the same things in (approaching) life

Someone that’s good at their job! 

I think Chan would find someone who’s serious and hardworking about their career particularly attractive

A person that’s ambitious/passionate and goes after what they want in life

Someone who knows how to look out for themselves

Mutual respect and appreciation for the other and what they do!

A person he can learn from in the relationship and be inspired by

[saythename-kpopaus]

Seventeen High School!AU

check out the series inspired by this au here!

S.Coups ~ The Jock 

He’s pretty much your stereotypical jock 

Sports are love, sports are life 

Throw any sport at him and he’ll play it like a god 

Captain of the baseball, football and basketball team 

And to be honest getting good grades really aren’t his top priority 

Can get pretty obnoxious and loud at times

He just has too much energy to spare 

Overall a very good and caring leader and friend 

Jeonghan ~ The Diva 

So at first he seems like an angel 

I mean he’s gorgeous 

Long silky hair that every girl would kill for 

Beautiful smile 

Amazing voice 

But underneath that he’s pretty sadistic 

And sassy 

If you even dream about pissing him off he’ll run his damn mouth off on you 

Gives the best fashion advice

And if you’re wearing something ugly he’ll be sure to point it out in the most offensive manner possible 

The kind of guy to say “GeT In LOSer we’RE GOIng shOPpING.” 

Joshua ~ The Class President 

Honestly every girl has a crush on this precious boy some guys too 

He’s such a sweetheart 

So kind and gentle towards everybody 

Every teacher’s dream student

Organizes special school days every week 

Pajama day 

Disney Day 

Twin Day 

He’ll even try to organize special pizza lunches with the cafeteria 

If you want to talk about something, he’s your guy 

School? Homework? Stress? Some amazing food you had the other day? He’ll listen to anything and give helpful advice if needed

Jun ~ The Fuck Boy 

Don’t even think about fighting me on this 

This boy has the looks, the cocky attitude, the self-confidence, everything

Everyone in the school knows about his dirty game but he’s too damn hard to resist 

He’s dated every girl in the school at least once 

Some guys as well 

Usually gets into fights with the boyfriends of girls he ‘flirts’ with 

He’s a wushu master, so don’t even think about fighting him he’ll kick your ass 

He will do anything to get his way 

Hoshi ~ The Prankster 

He lives to prank 

The kind of person to draw penises and other weird stuff on your forehead whenever you pass out a party 

Gives out soy in Coca Cola bottles

Leaves Silly String in the hallway

Puts pictures of the weirdest memes on people’s lockers

Even takes the time to paint the occasional rainbow dick in the boy’s washroom 

His best prank was during his sophomore year where he released harmless pet-store snakes into the school hello two weeks of suspension and four weeks of detention

Jisoos please save this kid 

Wonwoo ~ The Bookworm

Books, books, books 

Never seen without a book 

In class? Book in his binder. At lunch? Book in his lunch box. Taking out the garbage? Book in his back pocket. 

Literally lives at the library 

Ask him any question and he will give you an hour long answer 

This boy knows his stuff 

Woozi ~ The Band Nerd

The ultimate band nerd 

Is in jazz band, concert band, and marching band 

He even joined a chamber ensemble in his freshman year 

He has to wake up at 6 literally every day of the week to make it to morning practices 

But goes to bed at midnight because he’s writing songs 

So yeah no wonder he’s always grumpy 

Can learn any instrument you throw his way just give him a week

Although he mostly prefers instruments like the guitar, piano, and clarinet 

DK ~ The Ray of Sunshine 

Two words

ENERGETIC. PUPPY.

He never calms down. Ever.

Life is like a sugar high to him

He’s the kid that always talks or laughs way too loud

You can literally hear him coming from ten miles away so rest in peace whoever has a locker next to him

He’s always so happy 

Nobody ever knows why and it gets annoying sometimes 

But if you’re having a bad day he’s there to cheer you up <3 

Mingyu ~ The Heartthrob 

So long story short, everyone either wants to date him or be him 

He’s tall 

Muscular 

Handsome like a god bless him 

Super smart 

Always finishes the top of his class 

He’s even the captain of the swim team 

He’s the whole package 

The8 ~ The Bad Boy 

I love my badass China line 

Where to start with this kid? 

Black. 

He loves black

Everything he wears is black it’s gotta be black 

Dyes his hair a new color every week 

Strangely enough it’s every color but black 

Everyone’s scared of him even though they’ve never heard him talk 

He’s a pretty quiet guy 

Always keeps to himself 

Unless someone tries to start a fight with him 

Then things get real ugly 

Rumors sometimes go around saying that he’s in a gang 

Seungkwan ~ The Gossiper

Keeping secrets? What is that? 

He’s the king of gossip 

He knows everyone’s secrets before they know themselves 

And before they figure it out half the school already knows 

If anyone tries to mess with him it’s all over for them 

He’ll use blackmail or hang up incriminating and embarrassing pictures of them all over the school

So he basically owns the school 

You want dirt on someone? Revenge? He’s your guy 

Vernon ~ The Meme Lord 

Listen, memes are this kid’s life 

If you even think about trash talking memes he’ll kick your ass 

Actually got suspended once after slapping the shit out of someone that said kermit memes were dumb

His entire camera roll 9471 pictures to be precise is made up of the highest quality memes you will ever see 

Shrek memes? 300 of them.

Salt Bae? He is the Salt Bae.

The Forbidden Fruit? You fucking betcha. 

Not those overdone minion memes though “those minion memes are the reason why harambe died in the first place” 

Has a meme reaction photo for every scenario and response you can ever think of

He shares his memes with his friends, peers, and even strangers on the street and yes he’ll share his memes with you righT IN FRONT OF YOUR SALAD 

Dino ~ The Over Excited Freshman 

He has N O  C H I L L 

He wants to be friends with E V E R Y O N E 

Tries to get invited to all the parties 

Wants to join all the clubs, classes, teams, everything 

He’s not really an overachiever, just the kind of guy that lives on ‘YOLO’

Gets so pumped when there’s a pep rally he’s always the loudest one cheering 

Is so immersed with the special school days that Joshua plans 

Like you can fucking bet that he’ll dress up as Ariel for Disney Day 

Or come to school in a dragon onesie for Pajama Day 

He’s so bubbly and pure and soft and everyone loves this child 

~ Admin Calypso {｡^◕‿◕^｡}

[svtreaction]

making out with seventeen

{ gif : pikacheols } 

[ MASTERLIST ] [ SCENARIOS ]

a/n: guess i’m feeling a little spicy today and decided to make our second post a making out with seventeen scenario???? I ask why self ‘why’ a lot. These are just our opinions! -Lex

s.coups

the ultimate dom in this situation

so I feel like daddy coups here would be handsy

he would like to run his hands along your arms, waist, anything

I also feel like he wouldn’t know his own strength

so sometimes his grip may be strong

would place himself between your legs

kisses would be intense

like full out french kissing

oui oui oppa

would totally give your neck attention

but not as much as your lips

both sets of lips would be red and sore after

both of you would be hot a bothered after make out sessions  

jeonghan

he’d shower different body parts with kisses

neck, cheeks, forehead, etc.

I totally see him coming out of nowhere

and pinning you against a wall or something

you’d be like ???? ok

but you were making out with him so ace

he’d know when to be gentle

and he’d know when to take things to the next level

he’s cool as a cucumber so kissing him would be comfortable

his lips would make you feel safe

thousands of those little kisses

a good amount of those passionate kisses

with tongue

joshua

okay like he’s a pure soul

but if he found the girl

u better watch out

you’d be like talking or something on a bed

and josh would just come in and grab your neck

and lower you down slowly and softly

is this weird?

then he’d place his lips on your while holding your wrists

I feel like jisoo would make a lot of those lip smacking noises

Idk

Likes to hold your hands and be on the gentler side

he’d also be the one to be asking if everything was ok

“yeah josh, just kiss me”

jun

don’t even get me started with this greasy boi

okay he’d be really touchy and love skinship

WHEN he finds the right girl

making out with you is like opening presents on christmas

super hot

he’d slip his hands under your shirt

give your neck a lot of attention

totally gonna leave several hickies

you would tug that hair at the nape of his neck

He’d moan?? growl?? Idk whatever you like

으르렁 대

making out with jun always leads to a high possibility of more

cause it’s just so dang hot with him, wow

woozi

jihoon would be a dom like coups in this situation

he’d definitely like to keep skinship private

so you guys would always be alone when he kisses you

maybe not for like little pecks

but when he kisses KISSES you

I feel like kissing jihoon would be vanilla

not saying he would never explore

he’d hold you in this romantic embrace

and your sets of lips would move in perfect unison

slow and sweet kisses

maybe some panting from you cause this boy wouldn’t stop

dk

smiley man seokmin would smile into every kiss

would be giggly like soonyoung

would place his hands on your neck

and give you long gentle kisses

is completely content for making out for hours and not taking it further

wants to make sure you're happy

so he'd do a lot of the work

holy body praise

“ah, y/n, you just look so good.”

wonwoo

hot and steamy like jun

but a lot more quiet??

handsy like coups

lots of neck and collarbone kisses that probably leave marks

I can totally see him moaning in your neck

would make you do the work in he’s tired

always laying down

long and drawn out kisses

mutual lip bites

would whisper if he wants to take it further

likes when you run your fingers through his hair

hoshi

expect lots of giggles

nervous at first but gains confidence

tries to be sexy but ends up hurting you

like he would bite your lip too hard or something

just wouldn't know what to do with his hands

I see soonyoung not being able to control his body sometimes

so it wouldn't be a surprise to find him grinding against you

pants and mutual sweating

wants to transition into more but doesn't know how sometimes

likes when you clench onto him

digs scratches on his back

mingyu

lots of tongue

like lots

but sometimes he’d be a shy baby 

sometimes would be the dominant

sometimes would let you take charge

would whisper into your lips a lot

teaser but doesn't know it sometimes

would go in for a kiss

and then dramatically pull away

he'd give you one of those smiles

“come get me, y/n.”  

if he was feeling spicy

he’d like trap you against a wall

sweet kisses

the8

would want and like to be dominant

this boy is rude

he would like to tease a lot

can be aggressive so expect growls

just like his best bud

likes to touch thighs a lot??

body praise like seokmin

wouldn't be afraid to touch bare skin

any position works for him

he's flexible ;)

likes to give orders sometimes

“kiss me here, babe.”

vernon

boy is so shy

you will probably have to make the first move tbh

mostly sub

but can be dom if feeling confident

gets quite needy sometimes

like he’ll plead like a puppy

likes forehead kisses

gotta kiss that jawline (don’t cut urself)

will probably need some reassurance

“is this okay?”

like josh in that sense

scared to go below the waist

that's uncharted territory

keeps eyes closed the whole time

seungkwan

really a flustered mess

“woah, y/n, whatcha doin?”

you'd have to initiate these situations

a complete sub

it takes him awhile to get used to your lips

but when he does, it's good stuff

you'd like both open your eyes at the same time

and it be super awkward

but he’d like just attack you with awkward kisses

after the whole session, he’d be cocky af

both of you would be a blushing mess

dino

innocent baby

wouldn't know what to do

would try to give you some devilish look

but turn away flushed and embarrassed 

kissing chan would be really innocent 

he really wouldn't know what to do x2

let's hope you do 

would be afraid to touch you tbh 

to the point where you take his hands and lay them on your waist 

kisses would be short but sweet 

[1soonhoon]

Hey there! I have a challenge for you (only if you want to do it. If not, feel free to delete this message) which Disney/Pixar prince do you think each member from Seventeen is? I was wondering about it and couldn't think of an answer. I'd be happy if you could help me. Nonetheless, I hope you had/have a wonderful day~ lots of love cutie!

Hello~~~

okay so I was going to do princes only but I started thinking of Disney/Pixar male characters as a whole so I’m sorry for making a slight change to your question! But here is my answer. This isn’t based on looks, it’s mostly just personality and plot points that I associate with the members so here we go. It’s long!!

Dino - nemo (finding Nemo)

have you seen my son?!?! he’s a smol with so much potential and is capable of so many things. adorable as hell with a little bit of bite to his personality when needed. do not try him!! very loved and protected. just give him some space and let him shine but don’t forget to remind him how much you love and care for him.

Minghao - aladdin

Aladdin making a wish to the genie to become a prince reminds me of minghao. having to work hard to learn to act like a prince and being given essentially a new life is like minghao leaving China to live a new life in Korea where he had to learn a new language and act like an idol. Somehow his image of “cool cutie with infinite potential” makes me think of Aladdin in his prince Ali image.

Seungkwan - the genie (Aladdin)

what a personality that guy has. so funny, so extroverted, would do anything to cheer you up and make you feel better even at the expense of his own image. talkative and loves the attention. incredibly selfless and wants those around him to succeed even when he can’t. playful and goofy but sometimes he’s going through tough things as well and we don’t always notice it bc he downplays his problems like the genie wanting to be set free. sings a lot and loves to put on a show. deserves all the love and support. lowkey the heart of the whole operation.

(the rest is under the cut)

Woozi - buster moon (sing) [i know this is illumination but whatever]

little guy with big plans. very busy bee with a lot of work on his plate but he always manages to get it done and make a great show. the man in charge under a lot of pressure. don’t underestimate his ideas, he knows what he’s doing. he wants what’s best for everyone and knows what can make you succeed you just gotta trust him. he knows he’s smol, no need to remind him.

Jeonghan - kuzco (emperors new groove)

he’s sassy, he’s shady, and he will boss you around to get what he wants. treat him like the king he is or he will make you. let him lay down, feed him, answer his silly requests (dino nugu aegi?) or perish. but!! his heart is soft and he really does love those around him and will always be there for them. unlike kuzco jeonghan is actually playing around a lot of the time when he makes shady comments but you get the idea lmao. let’s not forget jeonghans iconic black bob during pretty u which is serving kuzco realness.

Joshua - Christopher Robin (Winnie the Pooh)

The softest boy made of sunshine and clouds. Christopher Robin is always there for Pooh just like josh is always there for his members. So sweet, so kind, secretly funny, the best friend we all want. Tbh they kinda look alike when josh has his hair that way. Just like CR isn’t from the hundred acre woods but still fits right in, our jisoo isn’t from Korea but despite that he is so loved and appreciated and instantly became a part of the family where he belongs.

DK - Rex (toy story)

he’s loud and silly but such a good friend to everyone. please stop screaming. always in a good mood. hyper and fun. when he’s sad he’s very sad but when he’s happy oh boy is he a shining beam of light. smiles and laughter and pure intentions. deserves only good things. you know you love him. he’s probably screaming right now actually. volume 100.

S.Coups - Hercules

Strong man choi seungcheol. A leader that just wants to do the right thing and help those in need. Always there for everyone bc he just can’t help it. A very Good Boy. Lowkey weird. sometimes shy and cute but it’s so endearing that you can’t help but love him. Don’t piss him off (remember when he defended vernon on smtm from ppl that kept bringing it up and was like “if you keep talking about him, you’re as good as dead punk” or something like that? We love a defensive father!) and don’t come for those he loves. Every girl he meets is his Meg bc the look in his eyes is always nothing but love.

Vernon - sully (monsters inc)

I’m thinking more along the lines of monsters university actually but from day 1 sully always got a lot of attention and was very well liked by his peers and everyone else, just like our dear vernonie. the only problem was that he felt like he wasn’t living up to expectations bc he couldn’t pass his tests and be a top scarer, similar to when vernon didn’t do so well on show me the money. he is very sweet and kind but has a lot of pressure on him bc he is so popular and well known and that puts a burden on him but nonetheless he is just a fluffy boy who means no harm.

Mingyu - Po (kung fu panda) [i know this is dreamworks but whatever]

a little clumsy, a little awkward, surprisingly good at a lot of things?? always goes above and beyond what people expect of him. lovable and caring personality no matter what. he may be a Big Boy but he’s still a softie at heart! great cook, great friend, let him heal you.

Wonwoo - wreck it Ralph

ralph is a Good Boy who is tired of being seen as the bad guy just bc of his image and that reminds me of when everyone reduced wonwoo to nothing but just a moody emo guy. I know it was for jokes but sometimes I think it went a little too far don’t @ me. big heart, minds his own business, good at what he does, could use a little extra lovin’ sometimes youknowwhatimsayin

Hoshi - dash (the incredibles)

hyper hyper hyper. so good at what he does and can always do more. he has so much talent to give and will take any opportunity to show it. just let the boy dance for crying out loud. can be a lot to handle sometimes (especially when he’s with the other 2 gag trio members) but he can’t help it! he just wants to have a little fun.

Jun - Flynn rider (tangled)

he’s confident in his looks and he shows it, he deserves so much more and he knows it, he’s servin face, being shady, and trying to have a good time. but underneath it all he has a heart of gold and is really such a good guy. still a hottie though.

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Hogwarts! Hoshi

Anon requested: “Hi! can i request a Hogwarts Hoshi please? thank you so much💓💓💓” and “Heyyy! i really love your Hogwarts!Au and i was wondering if you could do a Hoshi!Hogwarts AU???? thanks in advanceeee”

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 1570

honestly people don't really know if he's Hufflepuff or not 

like somethings yeah, and other times no...

like what Hufflepuff disco dances on the chairs at lunch 

people really only have two thoughts about him 

"sheesh people are trying to eat here" 

"lmao that Soonyoung guy is really funny" 

walking around the school, he'll be really playful 

and seemingly not serious about anything at all 

but you've never seen him in class or working 

paying attention most of the time 

if he's not, he's probably goofing off with someone 

or trying to sneak in food and pass it around 

freaks out when he doesn't have all the notes 

and goes beg someone wonwoo for them 

but seriously studies so hard for exams 

because he's muggleborn 

and pretty open about it 

all about proving everyone wrong, that muggleborns can succeed too 

and gets really angry when some people bully others about it, or just any bullying in general actually 

he used to stand back, because he was scared to go up 

but one day in second year, he gained confidence and just exploded 

"you're not even HALF the person he is" 

ever since then no one bullies anyone while he's around unless you wanna face his wrath 

and 12 others 

Hufflepuff's cheeriest beater 

hits the flying balls with a smile on his face 

still hella competitive though

if anyone can pull off being serious but bright it's Kwon Soonyoung 

doing tricks on his broom whenever they win

with the announcer Seungkwan screaming in the background 

"YEAHHHH HUFFLEPUFF IS THE BEST!!! LOOK AT OUR BEATER HOSHI GO!!! GO HOSHI HYUNG!!" 

best subjects are Charms and Astronomy 

in his first year, they had to learn 'incendio' 

a spell to create fire 

waved his wand around and said the word once and all of a sudden the desk was on fire

screamed his head off 

"FIRE FIRE FIIRREEEEEE" 

he was like okay Charms isn't my thing 

a week later Jihoon was like 

"??? it means you're good at it, just learn how to have some control"

shows off to to all the new first years at dinner annually 

it's basically a tradition now to have Soonyoung light the tip of his wand on fire and creating smores for everyone 

and consecutively getting detention 

in third year, he got this brilliant idea after he had got a high grade in astronomy 

"HEYYYY YOU SHOULD START CALLING ME HOSHI CUZ IT MEANS STAR" 

for a while everyone was looking at him like wtf 

but he legit said it like 17 times a day though 

so they gave in 

somehow, it became understood you only call him Soonyoung if you were close 

or a teacher 

you're a Gryffindor meaning you have Herbology with Hufflepuff 

you stand right across from him 

so whenever he makes a mistake and looks up in embarrassment to check if anyone saw 

you normally catch his eyes and offer an eye smile then put one finger over your mouth 

making him giggle loudly the first time 

"are bowtruckles funny to you Soonyoung?" 

Hoshi's kinda notorious for ruining plants 

so you guys have these exchanges often 

but really the only things he's good at is creating fire when needed, 

the only reason why he's passing 

you guys have had this 'inside joke' going on for about two years now, being in fourth year currently 

you both don't really talk much outside of class besides the 'hey what's up' in the hallways 

but on this day he musters up the courage to walk up next to you

"heyyy y/n" 

looking away from your friend, you grin, "heyyy" 

glancing back at your friend, she wiggles her eye brows and leaves winking 

yeah you pray Hoshi didn't catch that 

walking together, talking and making jokes, you eventually get to your class

"this is me, bye Hoshi~" you wave and walk into the classroom

"byee~" he calls happily before turning around and sighing 

not before being pulled to the side by Jun though 

"I see you there, make a move" Jun smirks 

Hoshi simply groans, ”she called me Hoshi though, i'm basically being friendzoned!!!" 

"but you never told her to call you Soonyoung!!! you have to tell her!" 

"what if she thinks i'm weird!" 

it's known between their group of friends Hoshi has a major crush on you 

"you can do it okay!" Jun cheers before walking into the class also 

and although Soonyoung didn't show it, he was lowkey stressed for the rest of the week 

because how was he supposed know how you felt about him 

ooohhh but Jun knew but the sly fella wasn't gonna tell Hoshi anything, gotta learn himself 

that doesn't stop Jun from walking up to you in the common room one night 

"y/n!!!" 

you look up from your essay and give him a look, "what?" 

you unwillingly let him slide into the couch you're sitting on 

"sooooo about Soonyoungie" 

you don't show a reaction even though you're freakin out on the inside 

"Hoshi? what about him?" 

"next time we go to hogsmeade, i'll come over to you with Soonyoung and listen to me, MAKE A MOVE!!" 

"uhhh" you say speechless, you eyes wavering, "are you trying to break my heart?!?!" 

it's obvious to you by now, Jun knows you have a crush on Hoshi 

well seems like he's tryna put Hoshi im a position he doesn't want to be in

"what NO never!! i'm telling, you. unleash your Gryffindor!" 

you roll you eyes at him, "don't you have better things to do, i'm trying to finish this essay that's due tomorrow" 

he simply smiles before leaving, and of course excessively whispers "Hogsmeade" 

yeah well that time came 

with Jun's girlfriend dragging you to Hogsmeade and very obviously making the two of you sit in a specific four seater booth 

with her sitting across from you 

you stare at your friend, "Does Jun think he's a master at love now that he's got you?" 

you can tell you friend gets a tiny bit flustered, "ah what are you talking about?" 

"mhmm" you nod sarcastically, "well i'm getting a butterbeer" 

she shakes her head, "NO" 

"ooka-" 

"HI BABE" Jun suddenly comes over saying a little too loud, sliding into the booth next to her, "heyyy Y/N" 

this of course only gives Hoshi the option of sitting next to you 

you smile nervously, "hey Hoshi" 

"a-ah, hey y/n" he flashes the most adorable grin ever 

"sooo where's the butterbeers at? excuse me can i get two butterbeers?"

he calls someone over then gives Soonyoung a smirk 

"can i get two butterbeers too?" Hoshi calls also 

'okay??? like am I just supposed to assume he's buying one for me?? or maybe he's just thristy??' you think 

"I-" you start 

"I got you don't worry," he says with a smile, cutting you off 

you laugh sheepishly, "ah you don't have to, i'll pay" 

he shakes his head, the corners of his mouth twitching up 

at this time the butterbeer arrives

Hoshi reaches in his pocket and quickly hands them to the waitress who's already walking away  

"i can pay you back" you blurt looking into his eyes 

"it's no big deal, here drink" he hands you the drink 

his eyes are the cutest when he smiles 

"well okay we're gonna go do couple stuff so i hope you guys do too" Jun leaves you and Hoshi with that statement, taking his girlfriend and your friend with him 

you whip you head back at Hoshi who's already looking at you 

it seems like the both of you just decide to ignore jun's words 

with blush tinted faces 

"soo Hoshi-" 

"just call me Soonyoung" if possible the redness in his ears is more noticeable 

"a-ah okay, wow I'm getting cut off a lot today" you joke 

"my bad" he chuckles

the both of you sit there making jokes as you finish the butterbeer 

he stays sitting next to you and doesnt move across from you 

it might have looked uncomfortable to others but you were okay with it 

completely okay 

"let's go look around!" he suggests excitedly 

when you both were walking down the streets, his elbow grazed yours 

you wanted to hold his hand so badly 

well he wanted to hold you so so much too 

you guys end up looking at candy 

"i love the chocolate frogs" you say looking at a box 

"i'm trying to collect the cards" he laughs as if he's embarrassed 

"well if i get anyone important i'll give it too you" you nudge his arm smiling 

making his heart jump 

soon it's time to go back so the two of you ride the carriage together 

and as it's time to part ways, you don't want to leave 

not without something happening, what, you don't know 

"i had a great time," you say softly, wrapping your arms around him 

burying your head into his shoulders as you feel his arms wrap around you 

"let's hang out again, anywhere, the hogsmeade trip is too far" he says by your ear 

"i'll find you soon, soonyoung," you depart with a smile on your face, winking

"i hope you do," he laughs, showing off his brightest grin

"OOH SOONYOUNG GET. IT." 

you don't turn around at the sound one of Soonyoung's friends 

but you raise a hand to your mouth to muffle your giggle when hearing Soonyoung's pleads to stop the teasing

The Seventeen Hogwarts AU Series:

| S.coups | Jeonghan | Joshua | Jun | Hoshi | Wonwoo | Woozi | DK | Mingyu | Minghao | Seungkwan | Vernon | Dino |

MASTERLIST

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Seventeen as Haikyuu!! Characters.

S.Coups - Daichi

Papa Coups & Dadchi, this comparison was impossible to not make. Both have very gentle, strong natures that allow them to be wonderful leaders but behind that is deep caring and love for their crews and a slight dorkiness that captures everyone's hearts. They both have that sexy vibe (*cough*daddy*cough*), and of course they are both super sporty (I know its a sports anime, but they both have them thighs, so you know what I mean)

Jeonghan - Oikawa

Both make the initial impression of being absolutely stunning, but don’t let that fool you. Both are people who love to get their own way, and they are more than a little manipulative of the people around. They are both very dedicated to their careers and they work hard to be the best. Both love knowing they are loved (Dino nugu aegi?) and they seem to thrive on it.

Joshua - Suga

Both seem to be the peace makers of their groups, they have a very peaceful aura about them and they seem to calm situations. They are both very charismatic and everyone seems to love them, and they are natural leaders who can guide a group to a goal. They are both very talented but somewhat underrated, but they seem to be happy to take a backseat and provide support when it’s needed.

Jun - Ennoshita

In the exact same way people seem to forget about Ennoshita, poor Jun is always being blocked by those logos. Both have a more chilled, laid back kind of energy and so you don’t always notice them at first. Ennoshita doesn’t play often, and we all know Jun isn’t getting all the lines he deserves (and yes I am bitter about it) but when they DO come forward you can bet everyone is screaming and cheering and routing for them to be amazing!

Hoshi - Nishinoya

H y p e boys with 10/10 energy, enough to fuel their whole team. Both are ESSENTIAL members of their team, Noya being the Guardian of Karasuno and Hoshi being the choreographer of a lot of their dances. They are both older members of their team who act like they’re younger. Both seem to be full of endless positivity, and their enthusiasm boosts their whole team and amps them up. I can also totally see Hoshi screaming if Dino complimented him, then taking him for ice cream.

Wonwoo - Tsukishima

Both of these boys initially come off as quiet, sassy string beans but we all know beneath that is a lot of squish (Wonwoo in general, and Tsukki with his dinosaurs and Yams). Both are known for not reacting emotionally to things, and both are confident in themselves. Both are also super important to their teams- Tsukki is a blocking genius and Wonwoo has a unique and lovely voice.

Woozi - Kenma

There are so many similarities between these two, I don’t know where to start. Obviously, they are both smol and totally cute (something neither of them seem thrilled about. I mean. Just look at their faces) and they both make everyone who sees them say “aww!” and call them cute. But both are very lowkey and are happy to not have attention on them. Woozi is the genius who writes Seventeen’s songs, and Kenma is his teams genius setter. They both have killer sassy/unimpressed faces.

DK - Asahi

(I didn’t realise how similar they looked until I put these photos together lmao) Ok so!! Both are such gentle giants with dark hair. They both are so caring and kind and absolutely everyone loves them and wants to protect them. Both seem to take it upon themselves to make others happy- DK jokes around and acts like an idiot, whilst Asahi places immense pressure on himself to be an amazing ace. Both are also super!!! talented!!! Asahi with his amazing spikes and DK with his wonderful high voice.

Mingyu - Kurro

Both tall. Both devilishly handsome. Both gotta stop it. Both of these guys are super charismatic, their personalities are infectious and kinda goofy. They mess around, make jokes and make people laugh. They are also both pretty soft. Kurro loves Kenma more than most things, and Mingyu is like a mom in Seventeen who takes care of the other members. Also lets not forget MingyuxWonwoo and KurroxTsukki, they both have some strong bromances.

The8 - Kageyama

Both are super talented and blow people away with their skills. Initially, they might both seem a little... unapproachable? They don’t spend all of their time smiling, I’d say. But both are actually pretty soft (Kags with Hinata and The8 with Jun). They both work really hard at their skills, and both are perfectly sassy and lovable. 

Seungkwan - Bokuto

H Y P E Both of these guys are loud, expressive and totally dramatic. We’ve seen Seungkwan’s explosions- “What are you doing?” “Kimbap be kidding” “Oh- so genius!” and obviously Bokuto is just a loud fellow. Both are also super enthusiastic about what they love, Seungkwan is loud and crazy when singing and dancing and Bokuto is loud and enthusiastic about vollyball. (Can anyone else totally see Bokuto running around the gym screaming “Jasmine!” and grabbing the other members?)

Vernon - Lev

Both of these guys are totally different to how they first appear. At first Lev seems cold, tall, scary and intimidating but in fact he is a giant toll who loves kittens and is clumsy and awkward. Whilst Vernon seems like a total fuckboy but he is actually a youthful meme. Both are actually totally goofy and silly and kind with their friends, and both are pretty cuddly guys.

Dino - Hinata

Both young, smol and totally enthusiastic. AND SUPER FREAKING CUTE OH MY GOD (Im fine, it’s ok). Both have so much raw enthusiasm for what they love, so much so that they are willing to work unbelievably hard to achieve their goals. Dino is an amazing dancer and is always improving, and Hinata is totally ace material and he improves so much over the seasons. Also everyone just really loves them and wants them to do well, they turn everyone into proud mothers and fathers.

☼ Iris