#you know. despite the life guards yelling SHAAAARK
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So my parents are on vacation and the other day my mom told me that there was a whole ass Shark dangerously close to him in the water, the life guards were screaming at him, people were running to shore, and he just fucking kept swimming
#bro just KNEW it was a dolphin#you know. despite the life guards yelling SHAAAARK#he was taking a gander and midwestern white dad fashion
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