#you may feel free to replace dick with credit score if that works for you

[yuri-is-online]

I know Malleyuu is an extremely popular as a romantic pairing, and for good reason, but like

Malleus as Yuu's eldritch best friend is a hilarious concept to me. Especially because of just how little he really understands about humans and modern culture. Just the image of the third most powerful mage in the world doing that thing where you point at your friend to make a point talking about whoever Yuu is interested in like

"If he doesn't treat you right you're gone."

"I'm gone!"

"Excatly. Now go and remove that which makes him a man."