#you ppl are just the cat and the hat with the bat no joke

[scoups4lyfe]

*sees you're on episode 8 of Donbrothers* *smiles*

speaking of ominous

Sure is fun seeing this in inbox as I'm liveblogging episode 8

[simplydm]

DM’s unofficial list of hermits!

Looking to start watching hermitcraft as season 9 kicks off? Want a few more blorbos? Welcome to this summarization of the hermits I watch regularly (that being said if you have the time def give the others a watch!)!

-Goodtimeswithscar: Scar is a lovable sweetie whose builds are actually awe-inspiring. He’s super goofy, like a cat batting at things it shouldn’t. He has a flair for the dramatics and has terrible luck. He wants to make people happy, that’s his whole thing. His voice is nice, and he is really open about his disabilities and companies that are fucking up, even if he likes them. Genuinely such a good guy, and funny too. (Also like I feel like there’s a correlation between ppl who like technoblade and ppl who like scar)

-Mumbo Jumbo: he’s an excellent redstoner and a really good builder. He’s always trying to improve himself in some way, and it’s super cool to watch him be proud of himself and his work. He has these kind of no thoughts head empty moments, which are always great. He reacts to things in a very British way, if that makes sense. Like politely indignant. He also has the weirdest ideas sometimes. Keeps ya on your feet. A delightful young man.

-Grian: chances are, you’ve seen grian on every recommended hermit list, and you may be thinking idk he’s too popular what if he’s overrated- I promise you he’s not. He is also like a cat that bats at things he shouldn’t. He’s super clever and innovative, not to mention a crazy good builder. He’s a very genuine soul, and there’s a lot of things he does off camera for others that he never mentions. His energy is lovely and he balances trickery and building quite well. He’s pretty involved with all the big action on the server.

-ImpulseSV: he’s the dad friend, he’s the mom friend. He’s friend shaped. He’s a redstoner originally but honestly I couldn’t tell in season 8 because his building is also so incredible. Good attention to detail and always down to help others out. He’s good if you want someone with a lot of energy but also could be your dad. He laughs at his own jokes. He also streams very regularly, like up to 6 times a week regularly, and has a consistent schedule if you’re looking for a hermit with structure. Genuinely one of my absolute favorite guys.

-Geminitay: I love her omg. She has this cute voice and makes you fall in love with the nature and terrain all over again. Her humor is subtle and a little visual based, and honestly she’s just a delight. She is always eager to cause mischief and theres times where she casually says something that makes you stop for a second. She’s more dangerous the she appears, and she’ll kill you with a flower. Amazing builder.

-Pearlescentmoon: pearl is a delight. She gets really into bits and is ready to cause mayhem at the drop of a hat. Her builds are super detailed and she’s very strong. Like her whole personality is strong but nimble. She loves harmless pranks and her friendships with other hermits always stand out to me. She goes in hard and works harder. She also streams regularly with a set schedule, every Monday, Wednesday, Friday. From watching her streams I’ve learned that she likes to ramble and gets very passionate about topics, and isn’t afraid to tell people off in chat. She’s very open about things. Honestly she deserves so much support and also she deserves to kill.

-Zedaph: think dr Doofenshmirtz. That’s this guy. Zed is super funny, with detail-oriented visual gags and little snide remarks that really make his videos pop for me. He does a lot of weird redstone contraptions, but he’s really talented and good at it. Cannot stress enough that his humor is top-tier.

-tinfoilchef: the oldest hermit and an absolute doll of a guy. He’s like the grumpy grandpa you always wanted. His videos aren’t really on a schedule- he posts when he can because he has a lot of health issues. He plays Minecraft as old-school as possible. He does branch mining, and goes shopping a lot. He is really good as an outside perspective of the hermitcraft server, we get to actually see someone just walk around and look at everything. He’s someone to have on and be calm with. Also he has the driest sense of humor ever, and has a great cackle of a laugh. He is the hermit of hermitcraft, and he just deserves the world.

-vintagebeef: omg this guy. He also has a subtle humor that gets me every time. His voice is super relaxing and vibey, I really like it. Tbh he didn’t do as much hermitcraft this season, but he does a lot of other series too on his main and other channel. He loves animals (irl he lives on a farm w lots of farm animals and sometimes he talks about them), and he’s a very realistic person. He did a big q&a near the end of season 8 that made me respect him even more, just because he’s been on YouTube a long time and just has a lot of wisdom. I think he does a bit of building and redstone. He’s super old school Minecraft. Watch his life in the woods series it’s so fucking good.

-bdouble100: !!!! He builds with the most interesting stuff imaginable, colors and materials you would never even think to put together, and it works. He’s really smart, and uniquely good with redstone. He is hilarious, and super talented. His humor with his voice and noises is spectacular, and his editing is always super good. He’s wild, definitely worth watching.

-Joe Hills: haven’t watched him in hermitcraft yet but all I’ll say is it’s the Joe Hills Experience, babey. He’s like a tumblr post come to life but he’s just Like That all the time/pos