#you see how this is kinda sweet without the b&w gifs???

[tennant-davids]

GOOD OMENS 1x02 - 2x06

I'm a demon. I'm not nice. I'm never nice.

[fandom-puff]

Alfie Solomons Smut Alphabet

Requested by: no one :)

Warnings: smut, oral sex, reference to praise, overstimulation, spanking, semi public sex,

Gif creds to owner

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Aftercare LEGEND

Will bathe you, feed you, and havd you drink your water and go to the toilet. Also will give you plenty of cuddles, and encourages you to talk about what parts you liked and if you didn’t like something/wouldn’t wanna try it again 🥺🥺

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Big fan of your thighs and hips and waist- he can do the granny grabby :p

On him, he adores his broad chest and shoulders, especially when you’re all curled up against him 🥺

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Loves it inside you and on you. He really isn’t too fussy, but there’s just something about seeing his release on your skin, whether it be your thighs, belly, back, breasts, bum…

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Fucking loves it when you call him Mr Solomons and your voice is all coy and flirty Oof. Gives him such a kick- he kinda likes the power dynamic

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Put it this way, he knows what he’s doing and he’s a fast learner

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He loves to SEE you. Anything where he can watch your face contort in pleasure is a win. He especially loves when you ride him bc he can watch you take your pleasure on his cock AND touch you up bc he isn’t trying to hold himself up :)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Can be such a goofball !!! Sometimes you’ll be ✨in the groove✨and you’ll be giggling together. It’s so sweet, and you’re both totally relaxed enough to do so

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His pubic hair is dark, coarse and curly. He occasionally trims it so that you don’t get spiked too badly if you give him head, but he’d never fully shave or cut it that short.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Can get very intimate and sensual, lots of kisses, holding you close. He loves skin on skin contact 🥺🥺 just being physically close to you, and when he can feel your heart thudding omg

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Not something he does too often, especially now that you’re together. It’s normally when things are pretty hectic at the bakery and you don’t really get w chance to be together that he takes himself in hand.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Dom/sub, spanking, hair pulling, maybe daddy kink???, brattiness (you know what I mean lol), semi public sex, overstimulation, praise

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere with a decent surface tbh

His office is a big fave. Bit of exhibitionism, but you two are still in control. Plus he loves it when you come to ‘drop his lunch off’ and you’re wearing the pretty dresses and even prettier lingerie he gets you

Also loves the simplicity of the bedroom. Big fan of the fact that once you’re done, you can snuggle up together and snooze and just relax

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Lit everything

You’re often late to various things because seeing you getting dressed in the morning is just so… domestic. He loves watching you, but it usually results in you getting back into bed ;)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

If you’re uncomfortable in any way, he doesn’t wanna continue.

Also it makes him feel icky if you get no aftercare, so if it’s been intense ;) he makes sure to clean you up, give you lots of cuddles and praise. You’d better drink ur water

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Such a GIVER omg

Would willingly suffocate if it meant you were seated on his face.

No seriously he’s practically addicted to eating you out.

Never really expects you to suck him off, but if you offer he’s like ‘are you sure darlin 🥺🥺🥺’ anf gives you lots of praise

Blowie under the desk anyone??

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Tends to be fast and rough and hard, but sometimes, when you’ve got time, he’ll take you slowly, bringing your entire body to life with touches and kisses until you’re throbbing for him.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Fucking LOVES a quickie in the office.

‘Draw them fuckin’ blinds, pet, and bend over my desk, there’s a good girl,’

‘But Alf… everyone’s outside!’

‘Good. They’ll all know you’re mine.’

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

It’s often you bringing up new positions, dynamics, kinks to try, and he’s willing to give everything a go at least once. Sometimes it’s him suggesting something new.

But if it’s something that could hurt you, physically or emotionally, it’s a no go. He’ll take risks with most things, but you’re different.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s usually good for one round, maybe two if the sciatica isn’t too bad.

But ooooh boy does he make that round last

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Doubt it. Big fan of doing it himself (not that you’re complaining)

However, if you wanted to bring toys into the bedroom (probs in a modern au I guess) he’d be very willing to try.

That is, of course, if he figures out how the FUCK to work the contraptions

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Big big big tease

Will keep you on edge for ages until you’re begging for him to just let you cum

Also likes seeing you get all flustered, making little comments, double entendres, feeling you up…

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Starts of fairly quiet.

Doesn’t fucking stay that way for long.

Grunts, groans, gasps, growls… and his voice goes so deep and rough brrrr

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Alfie’s a very generous lover. The more pleasure he gives you, the more he gets off. He would never leave you unsatisfied; even if you were trying a Dom/sub dynamic and you were being ‘punished’ he’d still make sure you felt good.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He thicc 🍆🥴 also has a bit of a curve too? 6-7’ in length, and v girthy 🤤 is also circumcised. Reckon he’s got some veins too and when they pulse 🥵🥵

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

VERY high. He’s always willing to have you, and he loves nothing more than to please you

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’ll stay up with you for quite a while, making sure you’re okay and what not.

Plus he’s a big talker, and his voice often lulls you to sleep before he nods off.

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[hakasims]

The Most Important Review of Every Single Marwan Kenzari Film

If you’ve seen this one about Luca, you know the drill.

Now, Marwan’s brand is a little less defined than Luca’s but I managed to find similar tropes in a lot of his films. Also, rather than copy myself and give you a redundant Marwanmeter, I decided instead to recommend which Luca character best pairs with each Marwan character for your crossover pleasure. Let’s see if we ship the same things! Some of them are crack. You’re welcome.

(all gifs again by the awesomely amazing @weardes​ who did not ask to be my gif factory but life’s a bitch)

Het zusje van Katia (2008)

Will you miss him if you blink? Kinda. They talk about him a lot but his actual screen time is like 43.7 seconds. Also can I just say... he’s supposed to be from Italy?? The boy says literally one (1) Italian word, and you’ll never guess what it is. (Obviously, it’s “bella” like there’s a chance he could’ve said anything else.)

Is he hot? Painfully hot.

Is he naked? There’s this one scene where he’s wearing the sluttiest pair of speedos I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Does his hair look great? Actually, yes. Perfect hair, perfect beard, he looks amazing.

Does he fuck? Yes, a lot - off screen, including an M/M/F threesome he presumably, probably, most definitely initiated.

Best paired with? From what I’ve gathered, this hoe ain’t loyal, so the best course of action is to find him a Luca that would benefit from a one night stand with no strings attached and wouldn’t fall in love with him. The obvious choice here is Valerio from Slam - Tutto per una ragazza. They meet, they fuck, then Giac makes his 4-hour drive back to Pisa, and they don’t see each other again until the next time he’s in Rome. Everybody’s happy, especially the two sluts in question.

De laatste dagen van Emma Blank (2009)

Will you miss him if you blink? Yes, absolutely.

Is he hot? Very.

Is he naked? Almost constantly.

Does his hair look great? He’s got those cute short curls, he looks so good.

Does he fuck? That’s literally why he’s there: to fuck and to die.

Best paired with? Man, I wish I had something to work with here. The only thing we know about him besides his sexual prowess is his affinity for white suits and toy helicopters. And as far as I know, those might be the exact things Fabrizio from Nina finds hot in guys. So like, why not?

Loft (2010)

Will you miss him if you blink? He’s the fifth most important character.

Is he hot? Yeah, sure.

Is he naked? There’s a scene where he’s wearing underwear and a tank top but it somehow makes him look like a kindergartener.

Does his hair look great? It looks quite nice.

Does he fuck? Yes, though I wish he didn’t.

Best paired with? Tom is a very violent person and a drug addict. He does messed up stuff to his sexual partners I’d rather he didn’t do to any of Luca’s characters. Feel free to use him for your sadistic fantasies or as a villain or whatever.

Rabat (2011)

Will you miss him if you blink? No, he’s one of the three leads.

Is he hot? Oh yes! And cute!

Is he naked? He’s at the beach wearing nothing but boxer shorts.

Does his hair look great? He’s got this extreme undercut thing that would look ridiculous on anyone less pretty, so like no, he doesn’t have great hair, but also like it’s Marwan, you know what I mean?

Does he fuck? Before he embarks on a road trip with his friends, he has an offscreen threesome with two girls he picked up at a wedding. Slut.

Best paired with? Gabriele from Waves. They’re both sweet guys who could meet in some Tunisian port and decide to sail the Mediterranean Sea together.

Black Out (2012)

Will you miss him if you blink? Not unless your blinking is very deliberate.

Is he hot? Not really. He’s a dirty cop with a shitty moustache and oral fixation.

Is he naked? No, but I wish he was: his clothes are awful. Marwan is 29 in this movie and he looks 50!

Does his hair look great? Nope. They took Marwan’s usual short hair and made it not work somehow.

Does he fuck? No.

Best paired with? The one thing Luca’s characters all have in common is that none of them come off as bootlickers. All of them are either too soft for such a relationship or wouldn’t waste their spit on a cop.

Wolf (2013)

Will you miss him if you blink? No, he’s the protagonist.

Is he hot? *gestures wildly at the gif*

Is he naked? He’s got quite a few shirtless scenes.

Does his hair look great? It’s nothing special but suits his character well.

Does he fuck? Oh yes.

Best paired with? Hear me out. I know that some people ship him with Fabio, but in my opinion that pair, while hot, doesn’t work. Here’s my pitch: Cesare from Non essere cattivo. The drug connection is still there, but in this case Majid’s problem-solving skills won’t fall on deaf ears. Cesare needs a daddy, ok? Majid can be a daddy when he needs to, especially when he has a soft boyfriend to care for. And Majid needs soft, not psycho.

Hartenstraat (2014)

Will you miss him if you blink? No, he’s the protagonist once again.

Is he hot? Painfully.

Is he naked? There’s that iconic scene where he’s wearing nothing but black boxer briefs and boots while carrying a tray...

Does his hair look great? He’s got Joe-like curls and looks like what every male romantic lead should aspire to look like and then cry because they all fail.

Does he fuck? There’s one very unfortunate sex scene played for laughs. I’m pretty sure he’ll need therapy afterwards. I certainly do.

Best paired with? Paolo from Il padre d’Italia. Paolo deserves the best boyfriend, and who’s better than Daan, an extremely hot man who cooks? They both have daughters, so they can talk about that, I guess, and Paolo can finally have a family. Honestly, this is so wholesome I just made myself cry.

Lucia de B. (2014)

Will you miss him if you blink? For sure.

Is he hot? He’s a cop. Again. But he looks good.

Is he naked? Fully dressed, but man are his clothes ugly. Is that a cop thing?

Does his hair look great? He has slightly longer curls, which is fine and the best thing about this character.

Does he fuck? ACAB. (I know this doesn’t answer the question, I just wanted to make it clear.)

Best paired with? See my bootlicker comment from earlier. While Detective *checks notes* Ron Leeflang isn’t explicitly corrupt, he’s obviously a dick, so the best I can do here is recommend any Luca character that has ever been in trouble with the law for any fics about power imbalance you want to write but aren’t comfortable with a nice Marwan playing the villain.

Bloedlink (2014)

Will you miss him if you blink? Oh no, he’s there the entire time.

Is he hot? In a weird way, yes.

Is he naked? So, so, so naked. Like, leave nothing to the imagination naked.

Does his hair look great? I’d say that little rat tail is the exact opposite of great.

Does he fuck? Probably more than is good for him. I should also add that he’s canonically queer in this.

Best paired with? Rico is a pathetic loser in need of someone who’s got his life together and has a lot of experience dealing with fuckups. Enter Loris from Il mondo fino in fondo. He has a stable job and a savior complex, and with his little bro gaying it up in Chile and not needing him anymore, all he wants right now is someone to fix. I should be a fucking matchmaker in real life, for real.

Pak van mijn hart (2014)

Will you miss him if you blink? Undoubtedly.

Is he hot? No. The whole point of his character is to be the lesser choice compared to a guy who looks like a completely ordinary bland white dude...

Is he naked? ...so of course he isn’t naked! What, are they gonna take this poor woman, show her Marwan Kenzari’s post-Wolf body and expect her to choose her deeply mediocre ex? Please! They’re gonna dress him in the dorkiest clothes possible...

Does his hair look great? ...and make him wear the most awful wig that was clearly run over by a truck.

Does he fuck? No. As you can observe, they tried really hard to make him unfuckable, but honestly, he seems like a perfectly nice guy.

Best paired with? You know what? Mattia from La solitudine dei numeri primi is in desperate need of some sweetness and normalcy. I’m sure Richard will treat him with kindness and respect.

Collide (2016)

Will you miss him if you blink? He’s the fifth most important character. Out of five.

Is he hot? Very hot.

Is he naked? Not for a second! What’s up with American movies where people aren’t just casually walking around naked without any plot necessity???

Does his hair look great? His curls are so cute you guys! Look at them!

Does he fuck? Not explicitly.

Best paired with? Fabio from Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot. Again, the drug connection is there, but Matthias is soft enough not to butt heads with Fabio and, by the end of the movie, rich enough to satisfy his cravings for good living and fame. Also look at how good their color coordination is with those dark wine red clothes! Sometimes planets just align, okay?

Ben-Hur (2016)

Will you miss him if you blink? Yes, especially if you aren’t watching the background.

Is he hot? Your usual Marwan hot.

Is he naked? No.

Does his hair look great? His typical short curls with a twist. I think the forehead area is supposed to invoke the Caesar cut? I don’t know. It looks fine when not hidden under that dumb helmet.

Does he fuck? No.

Best paired with? A better script and a much better director. (Seriously, what is this blocking?)

The Promise (2016)

Will you miss him if you blink? He’s there a decent amount in the first half of the movie and then almost completely disappears in the second half.

Is he hot? Very much, yes.

Is he naked? Unfortunately, no.

Does his hair look great? He’s got short curls again, but this time they’re fashionably styled, it’s magnificent.

Does he fuck? Oh yeah! And there’s no way he isn’t bi or pan in this. No way.

Best paired with? Roberta from L’ultimo terrestre. Listen, Emre Ogan may be a slut but he’s a gentleman, okay? He’d treat Roberta right and he’s got daddy’s cash to spare on hundreds of gorgeous white dresses for her.

The Mummy (2017)

Will you miss him if you blink? He’s there, but barely.

Is he hot? Dangerously hot.

Is he naked? Not once! Instead we get a naked Tom Cruise literally no one asked for.

Does his hair look great? It’s your basic professional short hairdo.

Does he fuck? No.

Best paired with? Malik is a member of an organization tracking and destroying various monsters and historical artefacts related to them. Guido from Tutti i santi giorni speaks four languages, including Latin, and is a literature and ancient history nerd which makes him a valuable asset. Malik can fight and protect; Guido is bumbling and in need of saving. Guys, this writes itself.

What Happened to Monday (2017)

Will you miss him if you blink? No, especially not in the third act.

Is he hot? He’s okay.

Is he naked? Very naked.

Does his hair look great? They shouldn’t have greased his curls back. He looks like another victim of Fabio Cannizzaro’s stylist. Also I wish he’d either shaved or finished growing out that beard.

Does he fuck? He fucks and he fucks good. He’ll go down on you, he’ll deflower you slowly and gently, he’ll choke you if you want him to, he’ll spoon you all night, he’ll give you emotional support, he’ll murder people for you - he’s down for whatever.

Best paired with? There’s one Luca character who needs a lot of sex and even more emotional support. Alright, most of them do, but I’m thinking of Ettore from Lasciate andare. He needs it, okay? Good dicking, good spooning, a good ear, a fine piece of ass to cry into - you get the gist. Most importantly: someone who’d love him for who he is and with whom he could relax and be himself. (Also, I see you, people comparing him to Fabio. Shame on you for sleeping on this soft boy and judging him based on his appearance.)

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Will you miss him if you blink? He’s kinda always present, being very French.

Is he hot? Very hot.

Is he naked? No, but I’m willing to forgive that because he looks so good in his conductor uniform.

Does his hair look great? He never takes off his hat.

Does he fuck? No.

Best paired with? Mickey Miranda. They’re both murderers morally dubious characters who would look hot together. What else do you need? (Again, I see you, people who want Pierre for Roberta because he’s a “nice guy”, and I know for a fact you didn’t watch the movie. Spoilers, I guess.)

The Angel (2018)

Will you miss him if you blink? No, he’s the protagonist.

Is he hot? Oh yes.

Is he naked? Not once, but you won’t regret it because he’s wearing excellently stylish 1970s clothes.

Does his hair look great? It looks fantastic. The sideburns (not yet seen here) are a good touch.

Does he fuck? He can definitely get it, but he’s loyal to his wife.

Best paired with? As the most aesthetically coherent and fashionably hot pair in this post, Ashraf and Primo are a no-brainer. Can you imagine Primo calling him “Angel” in different contexts? When he’s being intimidating, not realizing how palpable the sexual tension between them is, and later not even hiding his arousal? Sometimes things just work because they’re hot. That’s all, folks.

Aladdin (2019)

Will you miss him if you blink? No, he’s the main villain.

Is he hot? It’s not like he went viral for being the “hot Jafar” or anything.

Is he naked? No! Fucking thanks a lot, Disney.

Does his hair look great? He has a buzz cut under that turban but he looks good in the turban, so that’s something.

Does he fuck? It’s a Disney movie, so he doesn’t fuck - explicitly or otherwise - but he still comes off as a thirsty bitch.

Best paired with? Jafar ends the movie as a genie who’s obligated to grant his master three wishes but is enough of a petty bitch to exploit the hell out of the “gray area” and screw them over Wishmaster style. My unconventional pair for him is Lui from Ricordi? So many scenarios with distorted memories and magic-induced mindfuck. So many possibilities for awesome and messed up crossover gifsets! Don’t say I never give you guys anything.

Instinct (2019)

Will you miss him if you blink? No, he’s very prominent.

Is he hot? I hate myself for finding him hot but I do.

Is he naked? He’s playing basketball shirtless in one scene, shaking his sweaty boobs everywhere.

Does his hair look great? His weird mohawk-like thing is honestly terrible, but if anything can make it work, it’s Marwan’s bone structure.

Does he fuck? Um, I’m pleading the Fifth on this one for the sake of good taste.

Best paired with? Prison. A very lonely, Luca-less prison.

The Old Guard (2020)

Will you miss him if you blink? No, unless blinking in your case means sleeping through the gloriousness that is the first ever canonically gay couple in an American action film.

Is he hot? Painfully.

Is he naked? Shirtless in one scene.

Does his hair look great? Soft curls courtesy of Luca Marinelli’s tireless lobbying.

Does he fuck? Not on screen, but you can just tell by the way he looks at his husband and reads impromptu poetry right to his face. And everybody knows nothing kindles the fires of passion quite like murdering homophobes together.

Best paired with? If you have to ask, you’re clearly reading this by mistake. In which case, kudos for finishing such a long and confusing post, now go watch The Old Guard and cry at the beauty that is The Immortal Marriage.

[lilxberry]

NSFW Alphabet - Jughead Jones*

NSFW Alphabet Version

Fic Relating To Kink: COMING SOON

Warnings: NSFW obviously. Mentions of SMUT. Contains sexual gifs that may include nudity.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

God, he’s so soft and sweet. He takes such good care of you, softly asking if you’re okay, if you need anything or just plainly whispering sweet words into your ear as you come down from both your highs.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Jughead likes his hands for many reasons. There’s surprisingly quite a difference in size compared to yours and they cover a large area of your skin when he kneads and squeezes and grips at your thighs when things heat up between you. Plus, he can certainly pleasure you well with them *wink wonk*

Now, he absolutely loves, LOVES, your thighs. It’s pretty obvious from the amount of touching. Jughead loves to tease you by subtly placing his hand a bit to high up on them, giving them a quick squeeze before massaging his thumb across it, sending tingles straight through your being and a heat rushing straight to your core.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I mean, you’re both still in high school so you’re pretty careful. Some form of contraception is in play usually. It’s rare you take the risk of pulling out but, when you do, God he loves the sight of it covering your ass and the small of your back or covering your thighs and abdomen.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Jughead honestly can’t get enough of you sat in his lap facing him, running your hands through his hair, nuzzling into the crook of his neck, warming his cock as he writes.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s experienced, but only in so many ways. He can definitely hit the right spot when it comes to missionary but, throw in a position that’s new for him and it becomes a very important learning curve in your relationship.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

He kinda loves it when you’re on top, riding him at any pace that you set. When he’s pretty pissed or needs to release some pent-up energy/anger, he can go pretty primal and dominant, pounding into you vicariously but usually, you’re on top, whispering sweet words to each other.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s pretty serious when it comes to your intimacy but, that doesn’t mean there aren’t moments where he won’t make you laugh a smidge, and vice versa.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Jughead is more on the natural side, but only because there isn’t really any grooming nessicary. You both agree that you’re comfortable with how everything is maintained in both of your lower areas.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Jug is super romantic. I mean, he’s an author for God’s sake. Even if the pace or position isn’t exactly one that would “sweep you off your feet”, his words definitely will.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He’s human. He’s a warm-blooded male that has serious levels of testosterone. Of course, he masturbates. Granted, it practically never happens anymore, especially since he barely did so when single.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Jug enjoys marking you and being marked. Not to an extreme, of course. Light scratches, gentle biting, light spanking on your ass and the back of your thighs, nothing that leaves visual evidence for more than a few days.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s usually over yours and desk and bed are usually the surfaces you find yourselves doing it on a lot. You’ve had the sneaky session at school, but nothing compares to the comfort and privacy at home.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly, so many things could get this boy going when it comes to you. When you’re angry, when you’re making huge breaks in cases that you work on together, when you throw your leg over him when you’re cuddling and watching a movie, when you cross your leg over the other and show them off slightly. Anything you do could get his motor running.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Jughead absolutely hates the prospect of sharing, even just visually.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

You two actually don’t take part in oral as often as the usual expected when it comes to sexually active teens. You two are rather good at it but prefer to feel each other in other ways.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s all dependant on mood, position and occasion, along with time. Usually, like mentioned before, when you’re on top, you usually set the pace, with the occasional assistance from him.

You tend to go slow and sensual, but if your limited with time or your in a particular mood, it can definitely be quickened.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Definitely not opposed it them, especially with everything going on in Riverdale. You never know when you can get interrupted. Snap thrusts of his cock and quickened circles around your clit and you’re all set for a quick session before you have to go meet the gang.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Risk taking isn’t a huge part within your sex lives as it is in your everyday lives. Jughead and you both agreed that less risk is definitely good.

But that doesn’t mean he isn’t game to experiment. Maybe a new position you are yet to try, maybe something that usually isn’t found within the bedroom brought in.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can actually go for a good 3 rounds with enough time to cool off in-between. Obviously, if you haven’t participated in such activities in length of time, it’s usually one and both you and Jughead are done. Although, that singular one round can definitely be long.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any, and you only really have a single bullet vibrator. He usually isn’t around when it’s put to use but, it can definitely come into play when you guys do phone sex. Plus, he thinks he does a better job than a little toy. (Which he does.)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

OH BOY DOES HE TEASE. He whispers absolute pure filth when in public while he smirks ever so smugly. His touch is like fire when he does this. Any little touch feels searing hot, and you feel weak at the knees. You undoubtedly become putty in his hands and it just becomes a game of how long you can hold out until you’re both alone.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Apart from the sweet talk while inside of you, Jughead is a grunter. His grunts are deep which only egg you on further.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would love to be dominated fully. He loves his power over you in the bedroom, even when you’re on top, he’s still relatively in control. So, the thought of you taking charge, even tying his hands to the headboard of the bed all the while you control when he cums is something that really gets him going.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Jughead is pretty average but that doesn’t lower the quality of pleasure he gives you. It seems he’s just the perfect size for you, hitting all of the right spots.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Although he never masturbated a lot, his sex drive is definitely high. Sex is a very common occurrence within your relationship.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If the day had been tiring, yeah, you’re both pretty prone to falling asleep quickly. The two of you do enjoy just softly talking between you both whilst cuddling when you can, though.

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Anywho, I hope you enjoyed

As always, constructive criticism and requests are welcomed and greatly appreciated :D

[jiminrings]

honestly i could talk w band!hobi abt numbers all day, like i wouldn't even mind. what are ur thoughts on 27 hobi? i think they a bad bitch. also UM might i request a drabble abt like a film major! yn (that is very enthusiastic abt films and the aesthetics + cinematography and whatnot) w like,,, a theatre kid?? any of ot7 works fine and it's all good if u can't or don't want to! thankyouu 💜

muse of mine

pairing: namjoon x y/n

wordcount: 4k

glimpse: namjoon’s always been a little sensitive to feedback whether it’s positive or negative, y/n’s an endearing type of talker, and smuggled snacks to the theater haven’t ever tasted this sweet :D // gif from pinterest!

notes: i kinda switched it up a lil bit and made them more established in their respective fields bc my mind went berserk on this concept!!! also this is mayhaps my oNLY piece that’s just pure fluff

“27? The number? Hmm. That sounds... sexy.” - band!hobi

this been’s bugging you for the past half hour

this whole experience feels oddly familiar

you’ve been in this theater for half an hour so far to watch this play!!

lmao ur gonna admit RIGHT off the bat that theatre’s definitely not it for you

your slight unfondness for it is deeply-rooted back to university and for four years, you’ve consistently taken dumps on theatre kids even if it’s under your breath

alright it’s possible that you don’t hATE the actual people ( only some of them ;D ) themselves but rather this whole type of cockiness and the “i’m a direct descendant of shakespeare himself. trust me bro. on god” energy that they always seem to exhude

but realistically, maybe this deep-rooted hate stemmed from seokjin

he was the guy you’d share the exact same elective class with him for two straight whole semesters and you’ve been seatmates from time to time

homie took foreign language as an elective?????

the language is korean?????????????????

“wait b-but i — aren’t you — n-no but i really???”

that’s what you first sputtered to him in realization when he took his seat beside you

the two of you have only ever shown each other notes bc the other was dozing off and the occasional sharing of gummy bears that’s already pre-opened to not make any noise

but for some reason, it’s only dawned in you why seokjin’s a god in this class and he answers your questions without even looking at his notes by hALFWAY through the whole semester of foreign language

one day, u are gonna find a way to bodyslam yourself and never recover from it ever again

“mhmm. don’t sweat it, sweetheart. i personally think it’s very don quixote of me to y’know, take something as impractical and amusing as this.”

you snort at his choice of words because honestly!! you barely remember don quixote and jin’s use of it as an adjective jigs up a refresher course on your brain

who was he again?? 

was he the donkey

.. or are you thinking about shrek again because of your film analysis

you sWEAR there was a donkey in that story

it’s good fun to talk with jin even if he keeps sliding bourgeoisie words here and there and you’re a lil confused with all these references that he makes but that’s okay !!!

atleast even him saying it in a long-winded way that he was like someone from the merchant of somewhere, you know now that he pretty-pleased and charmed his way to the registrar for him to take korean as an elective

...

two weeks later, jin sits next to you in class 

in ACTUAL non-elective, non-native language he already speaks class

now that you’re squinting a bit more, jin does look a little uh?? different

his hair that was once a hybrid of lavender and peach and pink and then blonde was now wholly black and it’s probably his original hair color because it matches with those eyebrows of his!!!

his combo of a black bomber jacket with a silk button-up underneath honestly SLAPS and it makes you forget how he used to exclusively wear only knitted shirts and argyle-patterned cardigans

you have ur jaw dropped because you totally would’ve fallen for seokjin jAW-FIRST 

— if only he didn’t strike you as the brother type when he smacked the back of your head because you were falling asleep on class again and uhhh you mUst be forgetting that the two of you were sitting in front

you had no time to reevaluate whether you should develop a crush for him or not 

he’s immediately slapping his hands on his knees, looking at you so intensely before pointing a finger at you with so much conviction, and then scoffing to himself

“switched majors to film. theatre was gonna be the death of me!!! y/n, if you even think about trying to switch to that cheap, amazon-ordered quill and tanning lights for stage lighting major, you’re absolutely dEAD to me-”

you’ve never had a conversation this striking nor long with jin but you genuinely have no complaints at all

seokjin talks pure shit about theatre and theatre junkies and everything in between for the WHOLE day 

trails beside you for every single class you had, which was convenient because he can then sweet-talk his way again (if anybody even dared to question him) that he’s just newly-switched 

sat with you for lunch and him not eating because he just needS to tell you all about it and you trying not to choke on your pasta as you try to reply to him

followed you back hOME and decided to crash the night there

yeah, that. your unfondness for theatre’s rooted on that one

uh-huh safe to say that you’ve become best friends with jin ever since that day

you’re a sponge for your friends and jin’s the closest one you have, so it was only natural that you soak up his distastes and whatnot

not to brag but aha :D

you add salt to the water while you boil pasta so u may be a little bit of a masterchef or somewhat, no big deal :D

he’s absorbed your fascination for all kinds of lights and fixtures that he has about seven different nightlights in the form of squishies or neon and everything else on his bedside table, in which he turns all of them on at night

fun fact: he’s capable of sleeping in the dark

jin’s the whole reason for your stance on this

he’s adamant about his points and you’ve graduated uni four years ago!!!

which is why you DON’T get why jin would give you a scented black envelope, with “don’t come to this” scribbled in gold at the front, carrying a single ticket to this play with a sticky note saying “don’t watch this at 7 pm, wearing your boss lady year-end award show type of clothes, sitting at the ninth row from the back and two seats from your right.”

because of course!! what the hell did he expect you to do? NOT come to this play at 7 pm wearing your boss lady year-end award show type of clothes then sitting at the ninth row from the back, two seats from the right???

OF COURSE YOU WOULD

your goal in life is to do exactly the opposite of what jin tells you. there’s literally nothing else in life you’d want to fulfill

he’s made it quite easy for you to spite him and although you wouldn’t admit it.,,.,., you may be a little petty ok

he’s the even bigger goof out of the two of you and you can never have the final say!! it’s always him and his wit and yOU being the dunce

it’s a lil sus that jin’s basically ASKING for it with his instructions but whatever

whatever it is, this is finally your chance to enact the final say and you’re gonna pull ALL the stops

all you know about theater-goers is that they dress fancy and wear these mini binoculars and that’s about it

there’s not even one film you know that you see anyone in the audience wearing a worn-in cardigan or even a puffer jacket even if the theater’s mad cold

all the people bring are scarves and shawls???? thee thinnest version of a blanket that won’t warm them up against the frigid airconditioning

that whole dress code sounds ridiculous!!! great please ring out this thousand-dollar dress im gonna wear to the theater thank u

you’re a little worried that you’re not gonna blend into the crowd, but after some digging about the invitation, formal wear is most definitely recommended

it’s an exclusive invite-only play which would be later released to the general public later on so yeah the situation dOES call for a gown thank u very much

also how could you forget that jin explicitly told you not to wear this type of attire

if you’re being humble right now, which you always normally are, even if that jUST sounded boastful talking about how you’re humble all the time —

you do look pretty breath-taking :-)

even when the doors weren’t opened and everyone’s just collectively loitering outside the hall, you’d feel glances at you

the sweet security guard did a double-take at you and mumbled a “very very nice evening to you, miss :D” instead of his normal “enjoy the show!” to the other patrons before you

you’re gonna soak all the silent compliments up and try to remember all of them before writing them on your journal later hee-hee

your midnight blue satin dress that’s floor-length and off-shoulder is dEFINITELY in your favor :D

your dress still glimmers even if the spotlight isn’t on you and you wish you weren’t shy to ask a random stranger to take a picture of you

going on self-timer isn’t ideal either when there’s like a hundred other people in the room

they probably wouldn’t even care if you took a picture of yourself!!! but in your head they probably think that you’re laughable so you’d rather not.. do that

the theater’s dark as hell if that wasn’t established

it is literally pitch black in the room and the ushers at each row holding the flashlights that are meant to guide the patrons aren’t exactly helpful

big kudos to them though,, must take a lot of self-control to not wave their lights like it was a rave :D

a flashlight tHAT bright?? whew pls is this what ships feel in the night

the last time you were in a rave, your thirty minutes of fun was cut short when seokjin immediately got hammered and wouldn’t stop throwing a fit if you didn’t drive him home that instant

his energy seemed to compelling everyone that he’s managed to somehow suck the energy out of a WHOLE rave so you took him home for everyone’s enjoyment :(((( except yours apparently

you’re trying hard to focus on the play that’s happening because for the past twenty minutes, all you’ve done is zone out randomly with ideas all of a sudden 

you NEED to listen

....

uh-huh...

UH-HUH......

wait this is actually.. good

you find plays hard to follow and absolutely boring when you don’t immerse yourself in a run-down PRIOR to watching it in order to get

it’s the same analogy as reading the plot of a movie on wikipedia before watching the movie at the cinema.... absolutely useless

it sucks out the fun from something you weren’t supposed to know

watching plays is two hours of you being confused, going home to read the plot and only understand it by tHEN, and never coming to the theater again because you’d waste your money.... watching something cluelessly in the theater..... for a plot you’d grasp at home

but no

because this one

actually this one that you’re watching...

it’s not bad

it’s nice, actually.

within two minutes, you managed to grasp that it’s a story about a never-ending spring between these two lovers

there’s something about the whole setting of it actually that just sucks you in

in some plays, the outfits would seem so forced even in the given context that it reminds you of uh a particular superhero movie

and yes ur aware that stage makeup has to be enhanced so that people all the way to the back row would see

but there’s just something in this scene that’s laid out right-now that actually gets you in awe

it’s of the couple in the back of their pick-up truck and everything about it seems so natural

the background straight up looks like what it’d be if you were to go outside

the guy’s arm around her shoulder seems so natural and in nature that it doesn’t feel like a random cue in the script

the girl twinkles and it doesn’t even feel like a forced type of laugh you’d cue in attempt to warm the audience’s hearts

it’s of a plot where the the guy eventually falls out of love with the girl, while girl gets even more smitten with the guy at the same time

it’s what you take from the past ten minutes that you watch in dead silence, and you don’t even remember in the back of your head that you’re supposed to hate plays

“no way.”

you mumble in disbelief under your breath, head shaking profusely

is your mind playing tricks on you???

you’ve got too used to seokjin sitting beside you that you immediately turn to your right, whispering out your concerns 

“is it just me or is she wearing a different shade of pink?”

you don’t even buffer for one second when you ask the stranger beside you

you’re so concerned that you’re looking at him intently while waiting for his answer that could either console or despair you, a random theater-goer that’s too noisy with her questions for her own good

it’s absolutely dARK as fuck in the theater but after awhile your eyes adjusted slightly

and the first thing you look at after the stage is him

him as in the dude in your right that you just asked all of a sudden

you could only see his silhouette and the faintest features of his face along with his well-dressed suit but god

... you are totally not lying if you say that even the barest silhouette of him doesn’t look handsome

you’re expecting him to tell you off for being so noisy but instead, he’s the one who takes you by surprise

“how did you notice that?” 

:O

“oh my god!” you exclaim almost too loudly that you yourself even jolts, the guy even making you duck with him slightly for a brief second, “im sO sorry!! am i accidentally spoiling it out for you?”

the guy blinks twice, lips slightly parted before shaking his head no

“no, no... this is the first screening — i mean uh, how would you know that?”

oh boy

you’re adjusting yourself on your seat, bum now warm as you try to explain and not be nervous because what if you just made a wrong assumption about this play and you’re sitting next to a goddamn tHEATRE BUFF???

“well i —uh, uhm what’s your name?” you’re flustered and the FIRST thing you ask is what was his name.,.,,

he seems equally as flustered before he adjusts his glasses, “o-oh uhm i’m namjoon...?”

alright! handsome guy is namjoon!

“you see, namjoon — okay it might just be in my head, but i tHINK it looks deeper with the light somehow. but uh...? the spotlight’s not following her and — is it just me or without the light, her sweater looks brown?”

you’re squinting and if u squint even more, maybe your contacts would just crumple by then

hold on a second

“brown, like — oh my gOD LIKE-”

namjoon puts a hand over his mouth before you could even gasp, hand reaching out for your forearm even before you manage to grasp his shoulder to take it in realization

was it under your nose the whole time??

“... fall.”

:D

holy fucking shit

namjoon looks positively euphoric looking at your face of realization, his once-heavy chest about the whole scene becoming completely devoid of weight

“exactly!!”

his confirmation makes you inwardly squeal, grinning as you point at him and the stage back and forth

“i think this is the first play i’ve become ever interested in watching.”

okay what now

his ears perk up at that, your first sentence that you’ve said after your pink sweater that looks like spring also looks brown like fall in certain scene because of the lighting realization

“it is?”

he takes the chance to look at you as best as he could, trying to play his squinting as cool as he can

namjoon’s far sighted and the glasses he’s wearing are nOT up to date with his current grade bc he’s pretty sure his eyesight’s worsened the past month

he can’t make you out wholly, but he does know that you’re pretty

his eyes don’t linger on you because of the snacks you’re fishing from your purse while you talk that are absolutely illegal in this theater house lmao

but instead, his gaze lingers on you because you’re so pretty

the minimal light that’s bouncing off the stage is enough for him to see a faint outline of your features, highlighting your smiles just right and your dress to glint underneath

“mhmm. i actually hate plays,” suddenly, you’re not scared if namjoon happens to be some sort of theatre buff and you’re offending him because honestly, you feel at ease. “crunch?” you’re holding out the mini bar of chocolate out to him, one he politely declines to because his eyes are bulging out the next second

“you do????”

his genuine reaction indulges you, making you grin ultimately that you put off eating snacks for now to focus on him

“yeah! this is my hate outfit :D”

namjoon giggles as if it’s the funniest thing he’s ever heard

you automatically scoot closer because this time, it’s yOUR turn to shush him

this is totally for just the reason of talking more discreetly and not distracting anyone and is totally not an excuse to be closer to the next guy and touch shoulders with him then get a whiff of cologne because it’s rare for a guy to be handsome and aLSO smell good

your eyes get used to the darkness and eventually, you could make out features of namjoon beside you

he has the prettiest eyes you’ve ever seen

and the way he looks at you makes you feel safe and even your height difference is visible with how probably lonG his torso is compared to yours, his gaze doesn’t make you feel small

namjoon’s still (unsurprisingly) far-sighted and ur so close that he’s a lil cross-eyed 

fuck it he’s gonna go to ophthalmologist FIRST thing in the morning tomorrow

“then why are you here?”

“my friend seokjin,” you lean back upon realizing the original reason why you’re here, the situation being so ironic that you puff out a smile

your friend’s named seokjin?

cool :D kim seokjin is namjoon’s of his favorite directors eVER!!

second best for him actually though.,., no one could quite compare to his first

your explanation makes him cackle several times, a swell of pride recounting why you hate (it’ll be past tense probably after this one) theatre 

“what about you?”

you turn the question to him, making his dimples disappear effectively that you think you’ve just spooked him

“i uh, well i always wanted to see a story that went like this, so i’m here.”

“you’re a critic? oh god. please don’t tell me you heard all my mumbles.”

no this is even WORSE

namjoon’s not a theatre buff

HE’S A CRITIC????????????

god im coming up

“don’t worry, i also think that the drapings must probably be dirty.”

he breaks out into a smile recounting how you were talking to yourself earlier, a snort escaping him involuntarily 

“RIGHT??? it’s like how do you even clean them?? do they fit in washing machines or-”

my god he’s such a nice guy!!!

in fact, he’s everything you want in a guy

you’ve went through atleast twelve facets of emotions for the past hour and you’re not even dating!!!!!!!

“my thoughts exactly!! and if it’s by hand, how do you even scrub the entirety of it?? or wring the water out??”

namjoon KNOWS exactly what’s up :’)

“is there even a clothesline that’d bEAR the weight??”

the two of you are so happy that you just look at each other laughing, a moment in time before namjoon nudges you to lean back because the ending’s happening

you don’t even question him how he’d know that it’s the ending and not just another opening to a new scene, just listening to him

you’re so happy

the play made you happy but namjoon made you even happier :-)

“if you are a critic, you should probably open up your review with this chatty play-hating girl beside you, then at the end, close it off with how she loves it.”

it’s the parting conversation as you realize and holy fuck you are nOT ready for it

you r gonna drag this out for as long as you could <3

......

and namjoon wants in too <3

“noted. if i was a playwright, i’d even make you the lead. which detail should i include? offering me wrapper-covered rice crispy snacks, or asking how you’d watch it while going thru the bathroom?”

this feels so natural

as natural as the couple in the play you’ve just finished watching :))

“you’re hilarious,” you’re not even the slightest bit annoyed and your restrained smile tells him all about it

yea you may have brought in snacks illegally but you aRE gathering your trash up as you’re a decent human being

namjoon wishes you’d pick up after yourself slowly, standing up from his seat as he has the plan of picking up trash that isn’t even his

“what name should i put then?”

you’re silent and oh god he thinks you found his company stupid and would definitely not give him your name

you’re not ignoring him though!!!

his words are still stuck in your head, realizing it lately with his “which detail should i include?”

“me wanting to turn this into a film, actually.”

you test the words out on your tongue, nodding to yourself after a few seconds that you seem so sure of it

“yeah. i wanna make it into a film.”

the lights turn on after being dim for so long, namjoon’s eyes going wide trying to digest what you’ve just said

“w-what?

.....

no fucking way

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SWFRWFBWRHGBRBVWRV SWBHJSDB SHJAVBHGJDS BWHRGHBSVWBGRH

namjoon’s malfunctioning as he’s looking at you from eye to eye, bottom lip trembling while he’s so keen at pointing at you

“y-you’re miss y/n!!”

....

right

oH RIGHT

he’s a fan of yours??

namjoon’s fanning his face because he’s about to literally burst into tears

how could he nOT???

how could he not be emotional when all along, he’s been talking to his number one favorite director????

you and your films are the absolute gems of his life namjoon’s not even kidding

your films were world-renowned for being so natural and sentimental without loading too much into it!!!! you’re known for being so humble through the multiple back-to-back awards and praise you get!!!! 

he cannot calm the fUCK down when you’re rubbing circles on his back

“you w-want to turn my play into a film?”

oh my gOD

you’re fumbling for the envelope and it’s only nOW that you realize that it’s not from seokjin in the first place

spring day a play by kim namjoon an invite for director y/n y/l/n

“it’s you!!!!”

“no it’s YOU!!”

jin’s plan worked alright :D

he’s just FOUR rows behind you lmao

it was just two weeks ago when yoongi, the executive producer of his film that he was directing, let it slip that he was co-financing a play

he met yoongi some semesters later after he became close with you, and he’s aLSO converted yoongi into hating theatre then he fit right in to your little posse of theatre kid-hating film students

that gave jin the laugh of his laugh and yoongi was not joking at all

“no, no. i’m telling you man. it’s different! i even have the script that i’ll let you read.”

and holy shit it IS different

if you see a couple tears on the last seven pages of yoongi’s copy of spring day’s script then mind yo oWN fucking business

then two weeks later, here he is :D

jin managed to also convert you to love theatre even IF it is namjoon’s play that did all the work

( also coincidentally found you a future boyfriend because he’s tired of seeing you alone and the closest you’d get to having someone is projecting your yearning into writing the scripts for the films you’d make )

he’s also secretly co-financed the whole play along with yoongi and he’ll drop that bomb later on lmao

“and that must mean i looked like a total FOOL beside you oh my god im so sorry!!”

namjoon panics at that, about to cry when another realization hits him when he’s about to put his head on his hands

“then that means the friend who gave you the ticket was-”

SEOKJIN VBFHSBVHSFBVSFHDVBSJFV SFJVJSFVSJVSSV SSV V FS FSV SFBVRBVRSVSWVGU

he cries to your shoulder and you never expected to be hugging and consoling someone you’ve just met two hours ago, a more than fond smile on your face he takes advantage of when he sneaks in the chance to ask you

“do you mean that?”

“now why would i lie to the playwright who’s been listening to me talk shit, then theorizing, then crying for the past hour?”

it’s true though

namjoon’s seen it all

he’s still handsome as ever even when he sniffles, his dimples on display when you return his question

“now did you mean it? writing me into your play?”

why are you even ASKING

:D

he’s the biggest fan of u

namjoon’s made notes of your work, dedicated scripts to your movies, and he’s thinking about how it’s not yet hitting you how your whole epiphany about the pink sweater turning brown on his play,,, was entirely inspired from you and your affinity for lighting in your films

he thinks it’s still a little early to kiss you on the cheek even if you’ve already hugged, instead settling on pinching your cheek with satisfaction present in all corners

“you’ve always been my muse.”

[lilchibi-chan]

Request: can u write a scenario of the reactions of hawks, kirishima, and tamaki reacting to their female (with fem prounouns) s/o getting braces? My family couldn't afford them when I was younger so I had to wait 😅 thank u, take care!

Of course! I was told I needed braces when I was younger, but as I got older my dentist said they weren’t a necessity. Also, thanks for adding what pronouns you want me to use 🥺

Hawks

You have an appointment with your orthodontist to get your braces put in. You’re really nervous because of the pain afterwards and the fact that you haven’t told Hawks that you needed to get braces.

You told him you would be back home for a couple of days because you missed your parents. You hoped you were believable and he accepted that you would be away. He told you that he would keep an eye on your apartment for you if you wanted, but you told him there was no need to because a neighbor was doing that for you

You spent the next few days nursing your mouth since it hurt really bad. You tried to avoid contacting Hawks on the phone. You didn’t want him to see you this way. Especially, not with braces. How would he react? You were low key embarrassed about being an adult with braces, but you also need them, so your kinda forced to accept them. Especially since they’re so expensive.

You hear a knock at your door and wonder who it is. You go to open it and see Hawks standing there with a wide smile.

“Hey there, kid,” he says still smiling

“Uh h-hey Keigo,” you say nervously

“Ya know kid, I would really appreciate if you didn’t lie to me about where you’ve been,” he says, still smiling which is kinda starting to freak you out

“H-How did you know that?” 

“You share your location with me, love bird,”he says holding up his phone,”I went to see if you made it to your parents your parents house and your phone said you were still here.”

He steps into your apartment and takes his shoes off.

“Now baby bird, tell me why you wanted to hide from me,” he says leaning down to your level

“becauseigotbraces,” you whisper inaudibly

“What was that,” he asks cause he didn’t catch what you said

“Because I got braces,” you whisper a bit louder

“Baby bird, you have to speak up,” he says in a soft tone, so that he doesn’t make your confidence lower

“BECAUSE I GOT BRACES” you say in a loud voice, then hide your face in your hands

He smiles softly, then moves your hands from your face.

“Well, let me see”

You smile even though it hurts.

“Yup, I was right,” he says causing you to be confused

“About what,” you ask

“You and your smile are still as beautiful as ever,” he says smiling (like in the gif)

You’re taken aback by what he says and it causes you to be a little flustered, but you can’t help but smile back at him.

“Thanks Keigo,” you say softly smiling at him

“No problem baby bird, but I mean it. I still think you’re the most beautiful baby bird in the whole world and braces don’t change that because you’re still the same girl I fell in love with.” 

He spends the rest of the day with you until he has to go on patrol and he helps you nurse your mouth while you both cuddle together on the couch watching tv.

Kirishima

It’s the day of your appointment to get your braces put in and you’re really nervous about it, but excited at the same teeth. You were a lil insecure about your teeth and you were ready to start your journey to straight teeth, especially since it wasn’t an option when you were younger.

Kirishima wasn’t able to make it to your appointment, but he made sure to make it up to you.

He made his way over to your house with Kaminari and he knew your gate code and where you kept your spare key since you told him and got to work.

He bought a whole bunch of groceries that included potatoes, broth to make soup and ice cream. Although you probably wouldn’t be ready to eat harder foods, he still brought your favorite sweets and other snacks. He also made a fort in your living room, complete with fairy lights and a bunch of pillows.

“Wow Kirishima, I’m kinda impressed. She’s a lucky girl,” Kaminari says

“Well, she’s precious to me and I know she might be in pain, so I just wanna brighten her day as best as I can, ‘specially since I wasn’t able to go with her to the appointment,” he says looking down at the floor

“That’s pretty manly, Kiri,” says Kaminari

“You really think so,” he asks smiling

“Yeah, to be so open about your feelings about her is super manly, bro,” he says smiling with a thumbs up

“Thanks for helping, Kaminari.”

“No problem, I’ll leave you to it then. Don’t wanan ruin the mood by being here when she gets home,” he says while walking away

Kirishima walks behind him locking the door and sits on the couch to wait for you to come home.

He ends up falling asleep without realizing and then he hears your key in the door. He stands up and brushes his clothes so that they are less wrinkled.

You enter the living room and he yells

“SURPRISE PEBBLE!!”

Causing you to jump

“Kiri?! What’s all this,” you say in absolute shock and slightly in pain because you opened your mouth really wide

“Well, since I wasn’t able to make it to go with you, I wanted to do something special. I knew you would be in pain so I bought some potatoes you could mash, I also got instant potatoes in case you didn’t wanna make them from scratch and broth to make soup and when your mouth is feeling better, I bought some of your favorite snacks. I also made a fort and we can watch whatever you want. I just wanted to make sure you had a good day, despite being in a little pain,” he says with his bright smile.

“Kiri, this is amazing. I can’t believe you did all this just for me,” you say still in shock, but appreciative.

“I would do anything for you pebble. I even try to steal the stars if you asked me to.”

You laugh

“It okay, Kiri. I don’t want that. I just want you.”

“Well, I like the sound of that. C’mon beautiful, can’t let this amazing fort go to waste now.”

You join him in the fort and you both end up falling asleep.

Tamaki

You and Tamaki headed to your appointment together since you were really nervous.

He’s always anxious, but told you he would try and be brave for you, so that you don’t have to worry about getting your braces put in.

You were really nervous about how you would look after and how much your face might change due to the braces. How different you might look. If Tamaki would still think you’re pretty or whatever.

He waited in the lobby while you went back with the orthodontist. You told him that you would be okay and it would only be a few hours, so he could calm down. You texted Mirio, so that he could keep Tamaki company and he wouldn’t feel as anxious.

Once your orthodontist is finished with your braces, you reunite with Tamaki in the lobby.

“Thanks a lot for coming, Mirio.”

“It’s no problem at all Y/N”

“B-Bunny a-are you a-alright?”

“Yeah, just a little uncomfortable,” you say smiling at him

All three of you exit the office and you thank Mirio again for coming to keep Tamaki company.

“It’s cool. Now I’ll let you two love birds get to it,” he says turning to walk away

You and Tamaki strat walking the other way, next to each other.

“B-Bunny, you’re really brave.”

You look at him confused for a moment and then you smile.

“Thanks Tamaki. I really had nothing to be nervous about, but I’m happy I brought you along.”

He starts blushing really hard and tries to hide his face from you.

“W-would you l-like t-to g-go somewhere, Bunny?”

“Sure,” you say smiling,“where do you wanna go?”

“W-well there’s this w-winter m-market. It l-looks r-really fun and I-I thought m-maybe y-you’d wanna g-go,” he says still looking away

“I would love to, Tamaki. Can’t really eat anything hard right now though,” you say a little sad

“I s-saw a stand that h-had soft serve ice cream. M-maybe we can get that. T-they have a g-gingerbread f-lavor that’s supposed to be g-good.”

“That sounds amazing,” you say excitedly, eyes glimmering causing Tamaki to look at you

“S-so it’s okay, Bunny?”

“Yeah! Let’s go right now,” you say smiling

He stares at you for a moment and opens his mouth to say something, but he smiles softly instead.

You make it to the winter market and there’s fairy lights along the rows of booths and the smell of delicious food hangs in the air.

“It’s beautiful,” you say, your eyes shining from the lights

“Not as beautiful as you,” Tamaki says lowly

You look at him and you’re surprised. Not because he complemented you, but because he said it without a hint of nervousness in his voice. You could tell he really meant it.

“T-Tamaki,” you say nervously

“Y-yes, Bunny”

“Do-Do you still find me pretty?”

This catches him off guard and he can’t believe you would ask him that.

“I-I think y-you’re t-the m-most b-beautiful g-girl in the w-world. W-when y-you smile, I-I g-get r-really n-nervous. I-I’m a-always n-nervous, b-but with y-you, i-it’s d-different. I-it’s like y-you’re the sun, a big, b-bright beautiful star a-and I revolve around you l-like a planet. Bunny, y-you’re the m-most b-beautiful girl. Inside a-and out.”

“Tamaki,” you say with tears brimming your eyes. He starts to freak out a little bit.

“I-I’m s-sorry. W-was w-what i s-sai-”

“Tamaki, what you said was perfect.”

“Can-can I k-kiss you Bunny?”

“Of course.”

He kisses you slowly and then grabs your hand so you can enjoy the rest of the market together.

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I’m super sorry this is so freaking late, but I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you request again soon 💖

[everyhowlmarksthedead]

NSFW ALPHABET

MICHAEL “RIZ” ARIZA

Thanks to my lovely beta reader @chibsytelford 💘

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Depends of the time. Usually, he helps you to clean all the mess you’ve made, having a shower together after that. Even if he’s tired, he likes to cuddle with you on bed and know how was your day, till he falls asleep between your arms and listening your soft voice.

If you do it out of home, like in a dorm of the clubhouse or at Vicki’s place, he helps you to clean yourself, before going to have two beers and bring them to the room, so he can share them with you. Then, you usually make a bet of which Mayans you’ve traumatized because of your loud moans, screaming out his name.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Of him, his chest. He actually loves his chest ‘cause it’s at the height of your face and you’re constantly kissing it and rubbing your cheeks on it, without caring about where you are, nor who is looking at you. He loves all those unexpected and sweet kisses you give him.

His favourite part of you it’s your hair. He loves the smell of it, how smooth it is, and also because he can grab it between his fingers when you’re fucking. Riz also has a rule for it. You can’t cut it more than his fist can be tangled on it. (He cried that time you cut it over your shoulders, for almost one week).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

Inside. Always inside you. He’s obsessed with the warm feeling of your legs around his waist, pounding you till he cums. The view of it, getting spilling out between your thighs is his favourite thing in the world.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Riz loves watching you kicking the shit out of Vicki’s girls when they try something with him, putting them on their place as the savage and jealous Old Lady you are, whenever someone looks at him for more than five seconds. You trust him blindly, but not them. Then, he likes to tease you about it making you lose your mind, till you ride him to make sure he’s satisfied with you. Even if you well know he is.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He knows what to do in every moment. Riz has the experience of his years, but seems like he continues learning, because he has never had to worry about the pleasure of a girl, until he met you.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Doggy style. He’s less romantic that people thinks. He likes to bite your neck, your nape and your shoulders, touring your back with his tongue and filling every inch of your skin with bruises. But when you’re about to cum, he needs to be on top of you face-to-face, looking how you bite your lips keeping your gaze on his.

Plus, he also likes when you ride him, dragging your nails on his chest, while your hips are dancing over his hard cock.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s not a clown, he’s the whole circus. He likes to make some jokes about the looks on your face, making you laugh and interrupting the ride with a “good god, mi amor, I can’t focus please turn around”.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn’t have much time for things like that and he also don’t care at all. But he usually keeps it a little short just for comfort, even if he has asked you thousand times how you like it like “hey, baby, it’s too long or it’s too short”. You can’t help but fuck him every time he does it, starting to think that he does it on purpose.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Depends of the moment. He usually goes hard on it, filling you with bites and some slaps on your ass, ‘cause Riz says he’s like a hungry wolf and you’re his favourite piece of meat. Does it count as romantic? No? Well, he is after being one or two weeks out of home. He becomes the most romantic man on earth, wanting to let you know how much he loves you and how much he missed you, covering every inch of your skin with lovely kisses as he makes you love.

J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He’s not comfortable jacking himself off. He used to, but not now. He likes your body under his, your lips taking away his breath and every touch that gives him pleasant chills. But if he feels needy when he’s out of Santo Padre, he fucks off the crew to facetime with you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Riz favourite thing is watching you walking in slow-motion, in front of everyone and playing the innocent till you lean to his ear, just to beg him to fuck you. Probably you’re gonna have to stop doing it when he passes his 60s, or you’re gonna provoke him a heart-attack. He’s a God’s blessing. So keep safe your man, lady, please.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Wherever. He doesn’t care. Riz is always ready to please you at bed, in a bathroom, in your car… Even on top of his bike.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He doesn't need motivation. Is he breathing? Then he’s ready for you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would never do anything that could hurt you, bother you or make you feel angry. Under any concept. He wants to make you feel loved and desired at all cost, so that’s not an option.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Let’s be realistic, Riz goes crazy every time you make his hard cock disappear between your warm and wet lips, pressing his skin with your tongue till his hand pushes it to your throat. But he’s most the kind who prefers to eat you out. He likes how you taste, the way you have of squirm under his hands, begging for more and more. Thursday is your favourite day of the week, ‘cause he usually wakes you up with his lips sucking gently your clit. It’s a blessing.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s mostly rough. He has too much desire contained because of you, that he can’t help but pounding you hard with his fingers tangled on your hair, pulling it back to him. Except when he’s back home from a travel, then Riz takes his time enjoying every part of your body. Especially marking your neck with a bruise collar.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Yes, he loves it. He’s always desperate to feel you, no matter if it’s a pre-game or playing the whole match. He’s on it whenever you want it.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s a little classic, and that’s not a weakness. But if you want to experiment with a position, he would do whatever to please you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Usually Riz is in the good mood to do it two times per day. One fast, rough, full of pleasure at any moment of the day. And one by night kinda slow, taking his time to enjoy every moan and every gasp you do, on your bed.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No. Absolutely not. He’s the kind who thinks he’s good enough to please you with his fingers, his tongue ad his cock. Use toys is like setting on fire his ego, making him feel insecure.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A lot. Like a lot. When you take him away, feeling angry because one of Vicki’s girl bothered you talking about him, he loves to tease you. So you ride him rough.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Bishop told you once he used to be so fucking loud, till he met you. That night, you asked him at home, thinking that maybe you didn’t please him as other women did. Then he said that every sound he makes, owns you. That’s why he likes to whisper it on your ears or against your lips.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

When he makes you feel angry about anything, that night Riz prepares you dinner and does with you a Disney marathon drinking Möet. You’re like a child with refined tastes.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Did you see him? He’s a fucking heaven’s gift. I don't need any more words, ladyship.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Again. Is he breathing? He’s in. Riz is your fan number one.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He usually falls asleep first, once he’s sure that you’re okay and you don’t need anything else. You hold him between your arms, as he sinks his face on your neck letting himself go listening your voice or your breath.

[haikyupid]

hi hi your account is 🥺 i'm,,, so in love aaaa 👉🏼👈🏼 i'm kinda late but hbd ♡ SO for the bday bash mini-matchup, she/her! rn, my fave character is noctis from ffxv (but if games don't count, then oikawa!!). fave pastry is probably cheese muffin!! as for fave drink either water or basically anything mango~!! & to oikawa—IHY IHY IHY happy (belated) bday you stupid ily sm 😔 ANYWAYS tysm~!! your account is so cute, i swear 🥺 i hope you had a wonderful bday, ilyyyy tysm, mwah!! ♡

tooru: are you iwa-chan? but i mean, i guess i love you, too 😌

tri: thank you, thank you 🥺💛 ily too, kith kith!

— [ ♡ ] i match you up with . . .

≺ you just gave me the same energy as ryuu 🥺 i’m loving it ; also, i can definitely see him as someone who’s obsessed with mangoes — other than bananas ofc

≺ have been such close friends since childhood before actually dating ; ryuu didn’t understand how he felt (bcause he’s a little dense, let’s be honest) until kiyoko agreed to go on a date with him, but he ended up not being as excited as he should’ve been — but when you called, ryuu all of a sudden though of how he felt more happy hearing your usual greeting through the phone, than having his long time crush agree to go on a date with him

≺ ngl, i actually already ship this way more than him and kiyoko, ahahaha 🤭 but yes, like you just match his energy so much, except you’re mixed with a lil’ more cutiepie, while he’s full on crack — jk, ryuu is such a genuine and caring person, he’s just not... that sweet... if that makes sense, so you two end up balancing each other out

≺ makes you bento boxes, and they are just pure chef’s kiss ; he actually bothered saeko for the first couple ones bcause he was so scared to get anything wrong and that you’ll end up not liking it — but spoiler alert: you end up liking them so much, that he actually ended up making them for you at least once a week

≺ climbs mango trees for you 💀 legit, if he knows the owner of the tree, he would climb without hesitation and just grab a couple for you (don’t worry, he pays them back with either money or by helping them with gardening/house chores) so sometimes you would go home with a huge branch that has 3 mangoes attached to it

≺ becomes a doting bf just for you ; he thinks that you’re too precious for this planet, so he does end up babying you sometimes, but you could just tell him if it gets too much and he’ll tone it down until you’re okay with it

≺ thanks the world everyday for letting him meet you, and making him realize the feelings that he’s had for you for years, bcause if he didn’t, he would’ve lost the ‘best thing that’s happened to him’

— [ ❝ want a piggyback ride? ❞ ]

Thank you for submitting! I truly love this one, I just feel like you and Ryuu would get along so, so well — both platonically and romantically... which is technically a sign that two people are soulmate, right?

Also, the gif, about that... so like it’s not the usual ‘cutesy’ ones because again, I really do think that you two would be the best of friends beforehand, and it’s like the troublesome and funny ones.

[negrowhat]

Yuta Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

For @ariea 

I’m back again with another extra long post for my good friend. I will insert a page break after the gif(not mine). I hope you all enjoy! I’m also tagging @jstnikaaa so she can see why these posts are in such high demand.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Yuta is the type to kinda tease about the incredible dickdown he just gave you. “Are your legs still trembling? Don’t lie because I can feel it. The whole bed is shaking.” “You were moaning so loud my ears are ringing.” But he does so while cuddling you.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on you is your face. You’re pretty, he likes it. That’s it. His favorite body part on himself are his legs, he used to play soccer so they’re strong and powerful. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

You hate it, but Yuta is a big fan of ‘The Pull-Out Method.’ Even when he wears a condom right before he cums, he pulls out, snatches it off, aims, and fires. He really, really likes cumming on your back. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It’ not sexually dirty, but he deliberately pisses you off so he can initiate angry sex; especially when you’re trying to do some sensual shit and all he wants to do is fuck your brains out.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I mean he’s been living with 17 other boys for awhile so I don’t know how much time he’s had to explore, but Mr. Nakamoto is what we call an ‘Eager Beaver.’ He’s ready to jump in and try something new and if he performs well he pretends he’s known how to do it since birth.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.)

Yuta is a huge fan of what I call the ‘Folded Lawn Chair’ position: Arms above your head, thighs pressed to your chest, and your knees to your chin. You can hardly breathe, but his dick goes in so deep and hard that you don’t even care. He also loves Doggy Style so he can pull your hair and bite your neck and shoulders.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Yuta is goofy is a sense of teasing. “Baby, I can barely understand a word you’re saying. Is it that good?” He’s pushing your legs back open and saying, “You’ve got to stop closing your legs. Take it, all of it.” He’s laughing at you and you really want to be angry that he’s taunting you, but his smile is so blinding that you don’t even care.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He manscapes, definitely, he just likes to keep it lightly trimmed. He says he doesn’t want you to swallow hair when you suck him off. He’s only thinking about you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Not a whole lot of kissing or sweet words, Yuta’s about that action-action. He’s doing his best to keep you pinned and his confidence is at an all time high so sometimes the sex is more of a powertrip for him. Intimacy is something he needs to be reminded to incorporate into his routine. If you don’t initiate it then it won’t happen.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Yuta typically jacks off in the shower and only when you refuse to give him the morning fuck he’s so accustomed to. He feels like it’s something that doesn’t need to be done when he’s got you with 2 perfectly capable hands, a mouth, and other holes. Spoiled ain’t he? The whole time he’s cursing you out too.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Biting! Oh Yuta fucking loves to bite you, anywhere and everywhere. His teeth are perfect and he’s got so many of them so why not? He truly enjoys biting you in the most sensitive places: chest, nipples, inner thighs, neck, your sides, the backs of your arm, etc. Sometimes when he’s done with you, you look like you’ve been attacked by a pack of animals.

He likes to make you squirt too. Ever since he learned the secret he does it to you whenever you’re ‘acting up.’ He does it continuously too, the bed sheets are drenched by the time he’s done and your legs feel like they don’t belong to you.

also: food play, orgasm denial, multiple orgasms, hair pulling, slight s&m, role play

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen. He likes to feel comfortable in his craft and he feels the most comfy at home.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He loves it when you get attitudes, it’s sexy as fuck to him when you get short with him. He likes when you get feisty so he can make you tame and compliant again. Like I said, sometimes he riles you up just so he can fuck you hard without feeling bad about hurting you a little and calling you a ‘bitch’. He’s a bit of a manipulative jerk that way.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

NO FEET. Keep your feet away from him and he’ll keep his away from you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Boy does Yuta love it when you give him the SUCC. He says you’re the best at it, empirically. He’s that sure lol. When you suck his dick he gets the most encouraging, “Keep going” “I know you can take all of me” “Hold it. You can do it.” As far as reciprocation...its starts off that way, but then his fingers add themselves to the equations and then his tongue subtracts itself. You don’t notice.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I said he likes to fuck right? Slow and sensual almost never happens save for those lazy morning romps. He likes to bang hard and fast and long. He wants to hear you moaning, whimpering, and begging for it harder. He wants to fuck you so hard that you’re running away from the dick and he has to hold you in place.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Yuta is a big fan of quickies especially before work, he’s trying to get his dick wet real quick to guarantee a good day. He tries to squeeze the before-work quickie in as close to work as possible: during breakfast, while y’all are getting dressed, sometimes RIGHT before y’all walk out the door (up against the wall by the door).

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Yuta is a conqueror, he’s game to try some new things and make them his bitch. And if he doesn’t perform well the first time...well you can look forward to trying it again.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Mr. Nakamoto was a soccer player, stamina is key. He wants you to give out before he does, he PRIDES himself in it. “Can’t take it huh?” playing games with you while he, himself, is two seconds away from collapsing.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He’s got a lovely cockring for himself that he likes to use when he feels like punishing you and wants to fuck you until you are literally begging for him to cum so y’all can go to sleep. He also bought you a lovely ballgag, handcuff, and dildo set for those extra naughty sessions. He stores them in a pretty satin box.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Lol I feel like I mentioned this already. The Osaka Prince is also the prince of teasing and taunting. Oh he loves to make you angry and needy and excited all at once. He knows exactly what to say to make you angry and then make you submissive. “You’re such a bitch, but you’re my bitch. My beautiful, perfect bitch.” Like you’re mad, but also turned on and flattered and you don’t understand how the fuck he’s doing it. You try to retaliate by calling him a jackass or something and he’s like “Mmmhmm and this Jackass is fucking your brains out, bitch.”

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

His laughter is loud as fuck, but his groaning is deep and throaty and right in your ear. You know you’re in control when he shuts up for once and is mainly panting and biting his lip.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Yuta loves to go down on you when you’re on the phone. You’re on the phone with your mother and he comes out of nowhere with the biggest smile on your face. He yanks your bottoms off and pulls your underwear to the side and fucking chows down. He bites at you and shoves his fingers inside knuckle deep and you’re biting yourself til you draw blood so the person that gave you life doesn’t hear how filthy you’re being. 

You should come to expect it by now so you can prevent it, but “SOMEHOW” it always slips your mind. Both of y’all are going to hell.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Yuta’s dick is average I feel, nothing spectacular and nothing laughable. It is two-toned though and he says it ombre to make it trendy. It is effectively named, ‘Nakamoto-san’ because he’s that guy.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Mr. Nakamoto wants it everyday and is used to getting it everyday...several times a day. If he doesn’t get the sex then he’s whining about it. So he’s always yearning...he’s in his 20s...it’s expected.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

This is where the intimacy kicks in. When y’all have cum several times and it’s about that time to hit the hay. He’s clinging to you like a koala. Your head’s under his chin and your arms are around his waist. He hugging you close to his chest with his nose in your hair and a smile on his face. 

“I love you, sorry for being so rough. I love you.”

[gyeommine]

MONSTA X as Roommates

wow sorry this has been a LONG absence. i am swimming in school work and deadlines atm so bear w me. my final exams are this year so i am trying my best love u all <3

(all gif creds to the original owners)

Shownu:

( AN ACTUAL ANGEL )

okay so he’s a typical male but he tries really really hard okay?

he’ll say he will do his chores, make his bed or do his laundry

but he’s a busy sweetie

so he’ll fall asleep in a crumpled duvet

and it melts your heart so you have to do it

and he’ll always thank you super sincerely where his eyes disappear into his face and honestly ur roommate is the most adorable human alive.

u always catch him being an actual dad

he’ll be in his favourite sofa crevice, scratching his chin w his arm up in that position the bois make fun of him for.

and you have to try with all your might to not burst out laughing

instead you send a picture to the mx groupchat.

it’s called tender blackmail.

he also falls asleep on the sofa a lot but u can’t move him so

another dad thing he does is that he’s lowkey super protective

he’s not often an emotional person so it’s quite well hidden

but he does worry if you’re home later than him and will probably call u.

and will let out a prominent sigh of relief when you respond

lets you wear the baggy shirts he doesn’t wear anymore or so he claims

it just makes him chuckle when his shirts completely drown you

you also get to see a v sincere side to shownu

you can clearly see how his performing on top of variety shows exhausts him (esp when he claims variety is not his thing)

but he’ll never snap at you when he’s like that

because he’s so sincerely appreciative of having you around

but doesn’t disguise his dumbness

you guys can’t have many expensive ornaments

bc he’ll go to thoughtfully polish it to cheer you up

and end up breaking it

he’s a literal sweetheart that tries so hard, love him please

Wonho:

(wOW i would protecc this man w all my heart. purest)

he would be the sweetest roommate in th world

even tho he’s busy 24/7

he’ll sometimes randomly buy you your usual coffee

or he’ll see you’re almost out of milk or something

where he’ll promptly restock so you don’t have to

he’s incredibly thoughtful

it makes you a lil sad sometimes when he’s particularly busy

bc you miss him like crazy

but when he gets the chance, he makes sure he hangs out w you and dedicate some set time to his best friend

bc he really appreciates you

you’re both each other’s main support

he knows that when he walks in through the door after a shit day

you’ll be sat on the sofa ready to hear him out

it leads to way too many profound chats till like 3 in the morning

he’s a lil’ bit protective

on the rare occasion he’s not working and you’re not home

he’ll be snapchatting you, texting you

‘wonho i was just at the gym?’ ‘can i come too??!!”

and then suddenly you’re hanging out as per

living w wonho is the chillest thing

except when he neglects to wear a shirt when he’s having a lazy day

and you’re red in the face, throwing fabrics at him to cover him damn self.

friends or not it’s illegal for wonho to walk around like that

you both gel without arguments

you like the same films, music and even like to eat at similar places

never any arguments over takeout lol

you even end up giving each other skin care tips 

which makes for a pretty blissful living arrangement if you ask me.

Minhyuk:

(a visual??????)

okay you two are the ultimate best friends.

you have a long list of movies and tv series/anime that you two have to watch together

primarily because you know how whiny and salty he will be if u break it 

you’re both pretty relaxed roommates

like the dishes don’t need to be done right this second

magically chores still get done

thankfully, minhyuk isn’t the typical gross male

but he will probably shamelessly steal food that you have labelled

which is probably the only source of any conflict in your house.

when you’re both at home

you better believe this loud ass will wake you up super early to go do something together

“time to bond (y/n)!!!!” “what r u, 5?”

but you’re lowkey kinda grateful that he wants to do stuff with you

since you’re always afraid you’ll lose him to his schedule

you’re still super super close

you guys create your own dance routines and memorise current choreos that are trending 

you prank each other, which may involve you printing pre-debut pictures of minhyuk and plastering them everywhere

you have you’re own handshake that may or may not last for like 5 minutes

and if either of you forget it oH THE b e t r a y a l

did i mention that minhyuk is a massive drama queen?

but in a funny way (unlike a certain member who’s about to follow)

you will have named your shared apartment, no doubt

and will reference its name in the invites of the house parties you guys host

you basically act like siblings when their parents go out for the evening... 24/7...

Kihyun:

(his smile could sAVE lives. it’s so bright)

the ‘drama queen’ i previously mentioned

if u wanted a relaxed roommate, dude look elsewhere

i reckon yoo kihyun is a clean freak

he is mad about a rota of chores, to ensure it’s equal

but i can imagine him redoing them anyway if they weren’t done exactly how he normally does it.

this causes some some minor bickering

it’s always resolved when you ask what you’re doing for dinner that night

you guys have this insane ability to just drop arguments in a flash

which is why the intense cleaning regime never bothers you

plus, it contents your parents that you don’t live in a pig sty

(and silently wish that they could hire kihyun to clean on the side)

but beneath the bitterness, he can be super thoughtful

he’ll remember a food you were craving that one time

and suddenly you’ll find it in the cupboards

when you ask, he’ll shrug it off 

but he lowkey loves to cook for you.

you guys will love to buy furniture together

prepare yourself for many trips to look at random decorations or house plants to liven up your two dead souls

relishing the simple joys like buying new plates or cutlery like the secretly middle aged people you are.

surprisingly, yall have a v similar ideal

i can just picture this modern (not to mention spotless), monochromatic apartment in seoul

mx and your friends will be so jealous of how well you run your appartment together

although they quietly question your friendship, yall get it each other

your closeness is measured in bitterness and insults

and you don’t really need anyone to understand your friendship

bc it works

Hyungwon:

(ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING PPL IN KPOP HANDS DOWN hOLD me)

this living arrangement will be the exact opposite to living w kihyun

“organised mess”

it’s just you guys are always so busy with your careers and lives

so tidiness happens to be the bottom of the priority list

except when parents come over

then you’re doing hurdles over each other to tidy up

trying to find as many convenient dark spots in the place to hide unwashed laundry

when you are both at home

it’s a quiet contentedness in each other's company

you’ll most likely message each other instead of yell

but when you do call out to him, it usually takes 3-6 times before you receive at least a mumble in response

you’ll probably text each other when you’re right next to each other

well, if hyungwon’s even awake

you will definitely leave passive aggressive notes to each other

‘close the cupboard u moron - love (y/n) xoxo’

and hyungwon will reply on the same cupboard door

‘even ur writing is loud omg - hyungwon’

and the door will be wide ajar

and you’re genuinely not sure whether he hasn’t noticed the actual issue or is blatantly ignoring it

nevertheless, it’s your guys’ sense of humour

you guys probably stay up a lot together when you’re both free and not feeling up to doing much

a few beers while watching some b-rate movie to laugh at

but the film will soon be forgotten and you’ll be talking about anything from love to what vegetable you identify with

and end up falling asleep on the sofa next to each other at 6 am

and the cycle starts all over again

Jooheon:

(one of the sweetest dimpled people alive)

a golden, pure apartment

you guys are inseparable and the cutest friends alive

yall really take care of each other, even if its a little out yours’ way

you both can immediately sense when something is wrong

when you drag your feet into the flat, your face completely drained

jooheon is alert and ready to let you rant about your day

and he’ll offer to pay for food that night or cook something

likewise with him. you just sense when he needs a cry or a moan.

you guys are also super goofy

jumping around like 10 year olds to your favourite playlists

having your own lip sync battles and completely slaying the raps

i can also imagine you two having a redecorating day together

you playfully bickering over a shade of blue for the living room

idk it just seems like something you guys would do together

you also leave sweet notes for each other

especially if you don’t see each other at home for a while

you’ll wake up to a lil’ sticky note wishing you a pleasant day

it’s honestly sickly sweet

you’ll prank and tease the other members when they come over

because you guys are an unstoppable, mischievous duo

unfortunately shownu doesn’t really scare like jooheon does

so the tables over turn :/

jooheon has also put a ban on horror movies 

because he’s so jumpy and he knows he’ll never live it down

you guys will also share a bed in a completely platonic way

like you have just missed your best friend

so you have a sleepover... in the flat you share... as adults

everybody just assumes you’re dating and mx think you should

esp when jooheon gets lowkey jealous when you go on dates, since he’s so openly protective of you

but you guys know where you’re at

and you’re happy as best friends

I.M:

(i love this gif of changkyun. look at his cheeks ahhhh)

you guys are long-term childhood friends so the apartment vibe is chill

you have been friends so damn long, you know exactly how each other click so there are rarely any problems

if there is, you threaten to blackmail w the thousands of ugly photos you have of him.

then you remember he has an equal amount as you, and the actual issues is dropped within seconds

because you guys are still goofy through it al

like i said, it’s a v chill household

chores get magically done, eventually, but there’s no real rush

but you are both rarely there to have to thrive in it

it does make kihyun want to die a little when he visits

changkyun is often at his own studio

and you’ll receive calls asking you to listen to something he’s produced and see what you think of it

it means you guys end up spending more time at his studio than the apartment you both pay for lmao

but it doesn’t bother either of you

sometimes, it does take some prompting from you to stop him from overworking himself

what you guys love to do is go out on drives

just drive somewhere completely random, sit and watch the night creep in

you guys can pretty much talk for hours and hours

be it reminiscing, talking about the future or about the new music that you have been listening to

this does mean changkyun always has headphones in

so you’ll have to call his name repeatedly to get his attention 

your apartment will also always smell good

you both end up buying heaps and heaps of incense and candles

careful in not making the landlord believe you guys are doing drugs lmao

but it just creates such a relaxed atmosphere

and you don’t have to think too hard when buying each other presents

sorry if the lengths aren’t v well balanced. i had LOADS of ideas for some members and fewer for others. curse of writer’s brain grrrr. some of these were so cute, and i would so room w changkyun tbh

[babyjiminiexx]

Kiss Me (One Shot)

Pairing: You x Taehyung

Request: Could you do a 7 minutes in heaven game w/ best friend taehyung who has feelings for you? Like you go in the closet with someone else and he gets angry, then he gets in the closet with you? Maybe a lil smutty and angsty? Sorry if this doesn’t make sense aha

Warning: fingering, smut, angst, jealousy

Words: 1782

A/N: Hey guys! I have more requests of scenarios to write but I started with this one cuz idk, i felt more inspired. But don’t worry! The other ones will come out! For now, I hope you’ll like it!

Also, i wanted to put a gif and a picture, but idk why Tumblr doesn’t let me, so sorry about that.

It was like a normal Friday night: you decided to stay at your best friend’s, Sasha. Both of you had a rough week since the exams started so she thought it would have been a good idea organizing a girl night with some popcorn and good movies.

But the night wasn’t going as planned; your best friend just had a big fight with her boyfriend, Hoseok, so she wasn’t really in the mood.

“Sooo… what do you want to watch? Sex and the City?” You asked.

“You know what makes me more angry?! The fact that I’ve been here for him at anytime! And he doesn’t even care about that! It’s like ugh! I hate him!” She screamed.

“Okay… So you don’t want to watch it?”

Sasha sighed. “I’m sorry Y/N, I know it’s not what we had planned for tonight…”

“Hey, don’t worry. You just need to distract yourself from Hoseok...”

And like the Universe had heard you, you received a text.

“Hey you, wanna join me at a party? I’m bored.”

TaeTae has sent you a picture.

“… aaand I tink I know what we can do.”

You showed your best friend the message and she threw you that glare that says “Oh hell no”.

“COME OOON!” You pleaded.

“Okay… But if Hoseok shows up I’ll leave.”

And half an hour after, you showed up to one of your friend’s house. It was like the typical high school party. In the garden there were people making out and throwing up. There was music from the living room that was on a loud volume and even sounds of glass breaking.

You entered the house looking for your other best friend, Tae.

“Oh god this was a bad idea…” Sasha said.

“I know, but…

“Y/N!” A brown haired boy jumped on you, almost making you fall.

“Jesus, Tae!” You laughed.

“I’m so glad you came, this was pretty lame.” He said with a smile.

“Uhm… I think I saw Emily in the kitchen, I’m going to say hi! Have fun!” Sasha kissed your cheek and Taehyungs before looking at him weirdly.

“Okay…” You said watching her leaving. “So, what are we doing?”

“I don’t know, I was in the living room talking with the boys, but they all have a girl for tonight, so I’m all alone…”

“Oh, and that’s why you invited me?” You crocked your eyebrow.

His face froze for a moment. “N-no! Not at all!”

You laughed. “Chill, I was joking!”

“Oh, sorry…” You knew he was kinda embarrassed of what he said, but you knew that Tae wasn’t good with words, so you didn’t bothered.

“And are we going to stay here all night?” You asked, smiling and looking around the room full of people.

“Come with me!” Taehyung took your hand and guided you to the living room, where his group of friends was sitting.

“Hey, Y/N!” Hoseok raised his hand. “Uhm… Is Sasha here too?”

“Yeah, she’s in the kitchen.” You told him.

“I’ll be right back.”

You sighed and took his place on the couch, between Tae and Jungkook, who put his arms around your shoulders.

You looked around and saw that Yoongi had his around another girl waist, as Namjoon were murmuring thing to another one and Jin was making his girl laugh.

“Boys, now that we have enough people, what about playing a little game?” Asked Jungkook, looking at you. “What about… 7 Minutes In Heaven?”

The boys all smirked, except Tae, who had a panicked look on his face. “I-I don’t think Y/N wants to play…”

“Hey relax man, she can decide for her own.” Jin laughed.

“B-but…”

“Tae, relax, I’ll be fine!” You rubbed his right arm in a reassuring way.

“If you say so…”

You all sat on the floor, an empty bottle of beer between you.

“Okay, let’s start!” Namjoon rubbed his hands together with a smirk.

He turned the bottle once and for his luck, it landed on the girl who he was hitting on all night.

“This is going to be fun…” She said as she got up.

The two of them went to the small closet and locked them inside for seven minutes.

After the timer went off, Jungkook, Jin and two other girls opened the door and a happy Namjoon and a messy haired blond girl came out, cheared by the boys.

Taehyung was still on the floor, looking at you as you laughed and clapped your hands at the scene. He was silent, but smiling.

“So who’s next?!” He screamed.

“Me!” Jungkook sat right in front of you and started spinning the bottle.

And the only thing you saw was Taehyung’s smile desapearing as the bottle landed on you.

Your heart stopped almost inmediatly.

Jungkook was really handsome. You’ve always liked is big brown eyes and his bunny smile, but you knew he wasn’t good with girls. Not in the way that he can’t talk to them because he’s shy. He wasn’t good in the way that he slept with them once and then leaves them and acts like he doesn’t know them.

So you weren’t very glad when he locked both of you in the closet.

When he heard the click of the door, he turned around a attacked your lips. You moaned in shock, opening your eyes wide open.

“What?” He asked.

“U-uhm… Nothing…”

“You don’t want this?” He asked again, this time attacking your neck with small kisses.

You would have been lying if you said that you weren’t affected at all by his actions. His lips were on your sweet spot, right between your jaw and your collarbone. But you knew it was a bad idea. You wanted to stop, but you didn’t know how.

“Jungkook, open the door!” You heard someone knocking the door with a brutal strength.

“I’m occupied!” He screamed back.

“I don’t care!”

And with that, an angry Taehyung opened the door, took Jungkook by the shirt and pushed him out of the closet.

“What is wrong with you?!” Were the last words you heard from Jungkook before Tae closed the door.

“Tae…?”

He was heavy breathing and he could smell the alcohol in his breath.

“When did you drink?” You asked.

“Right now. I needed some courage.”

“For what?” You were confused.

“For entering here and beat my friend’s ass before he kisses you.” He explained.

You looked down the floor, blushing.

“Don’t tell me I’m too late.” He looked at you more angrily. “Y/N, you’ve been here for what? 40 seconds?!”

“Tae, I didn’t start anything, he kissed me…”

You tried apologizing, but you didn’t know why. It’s not like you were forbidden of kissing boys…

“FUCK!” He punched the wooden wall, almost breaking it.

“TAEHYUNG!” You screamed.

“Hey! Is everything okay in there?!” You heard Jin asking through the door.

“Uhm… Yes, don’t worry.” You answered.

“No, it is not okay!” Taehyung exploded. “How could you have kissed one of my best friends?!”

“I don’t know… It was just a game…”

“And what? Did you have fun?”

You didn’t know what to say, seeing him like this was scaring you a little bit. He usually was so calm and now he looked like he could punch someone until sending them to the hospital.

“So?” He asked again.

“No…” You said, ashamed of yourself.

You were feeling bad, really bad. You knew that making out with Kook wasn’t a good idea but you weren’t feeling bad for that, you were feeling bad for Taehyung. It felt like you just had broken his heart.

“Tae… What’s going on?” You approached him.

“Don’t touch me.” He spat.

“Then talk to me please…”

He looked down the floor, angst replaced by sadness.

“I know this may ruin our friendship but I-I can’t stand seeing you with other boys… I-I think I like you… More than I should…”

“Oh my god, Taehyung…”

“I know, you don’t have to answer… I should go. I’m sorry for causing you any type of trouble.”

“No, wait, don’t go.” You stopped him.

“Why not?”

“Kiss me.”

These two words fell out of your mouth before you could even think about it, and when he turned around, you could see that he was as shook as you.

“What?”

“Kiss me.” You repeated with a trembling voice.

And without hesitating, he pressed his lips with yours, pushing you against the wall of the closet at the same time.

You ran your hands through his hair, pulling it.

He moaned at your action and that beautiful sound turned you on in no time. His hands were everywhere. In your hair. Touching your face. Your neck. Your back. Your waist.

You were both needing this. Needing each other.

He lowered his hands to your shirt, which he took off with a smooth movement. He also unbuttoned your jeans, but he didn’t lower them. Instead, he slid his long fingers between your folds, playing with your clit.

“Did I make you so wet?” He smirked.

“Yes.” You moaned.

“Good.” And with that, he introduced two fingers at once. You already felt like your knees wouldn’t hold that long, so you grabbed him by the shoulders. “You like that, baby?”

“Oh god… Yes!”

He approached his lips to your ear and started nibbling your lobe, still moving his fingers in and out of you slowly, making sure you were enjoying every move.

“What about I let you finish yourself here with my fingers, and then I take you back home with me…?” He asked.

“Yes, please… god, it’s so good…” You were a moaning mess for him. Only him.

“Moan for me…” He said accelerating the pace of his fingers.

And so you did.  

“F-fuck I’m s-so close, Tae. OH MY GOD!” He entered a third finger easily and you couldn’t help but clench all over his fingers.

“Mmhhh… Are you coming for me, kitten?” He set aside the strands of hair out of your face. “Come on… Be a good girl…”

He started rubbing your clit with his thumb.

“Fffuuuck!” You moaned as you felt your knees weaken.

He helped you rocking out your high with a few more movements of his fingers and you felt like almost crying.

When you regained your breath, you placed a small peck on his lips, but he took you by the back of your neck, intensifying the kiss.

“You don’t know how bad I’ve wanted to do this…” He confessed.

“And you’re about to do more later…” You giggled.

He smirked and kissed you again. It was passionate. Full of love.

It was all you needed