#you should try out for the tennis team ken. you should join my frat. you wanna go out with us on friday? come to my place for spring break.

[kencoded-kengirl]

like if there were more to this idea than ten sentences i would write a fic about it but there isn’t so. here’s the idea. at harvard stewy was mediocre at some rich boy sport like tennis and his teammates made up most of his non-kendall friend group. and one year the roys just completely dropped the ball on kendall’s birthday, no well wishes, no gifts, just like one phone call from gerri or something. kendall gets all macho and is like “no it’s fine i’m 20 i’m not a little kid i don’t need some stupid birthday party” but stewy can hear him sniffling into his pillow all night long. over the next few days guys in kendall’s classes keep offhandedly wishing him a happy birthday, but they’re just acquaintances so kendall honestly isn’t even sure how they know it’s his birthday. he thinks it’s weird and it takes until like the fourth or fifth person that says it for ken to realize all the well wishers are on the tennis team.