#you think you can escape kwaso?

[mariusroyale]

I HAVE AN AU/CROSSOVER THING I WANNA TALK ABOUT:

super lame cross over:

Captain Pietro Barnacles and Freddy Fazbear

- Uncle and nephew, Cap was very close with Fred’s dad, Finnegan Fazbear

- They have a father-son relationship

- “He’d be proud of you.” “...” “Fred?” “Sorry I’m crying just gimme a second”

- “Alright, be sure to get some sleep tonight.”

- “Sure, thanks dad”

- “Did u just call Captain Barnacles dad?” Kwazii

- “What? No, I said thanks man.”

- “Do you see me as a father figure, Freddy?”

- “No. I see you as a.. bother figure. Cos you’re always bothering me.”

- “Hey! Show your father some respect!” Foxy

- “I didn’t call him dad!”

- “No, no no no, Frederick, I take it as a compliment,”

Bonnie Burkes and Tweak Burkes

- cousins!

- Their family is fucking enormous, Bonnie keeps in touch with everyone.

- e v e r y o n e.

- They send each other texts about their silly friends 🥺🥺

- they complain about how their names are meant to be for guys/girls

- “has it been a good day?” “,, yeah actually,, i felt better than i did yesterday” “im so proud of u bon bon!!”

Forman ‘Foxy’ Finley-Foxx and Kwazii Kaczkowski

- best friends!! him and Fred were all friends and went all piratey,, then Kwazii had to move away and foxy kept in touch bc he needs another crackhead with him lol

- Freddy and Kwazii have kinda drifted apart but still love each other a whole lot,, they say hi to each other during chats

- Foxy wishes he went in the same job as Kwazii but he loves Fred too much to leave him lol

- They talk a lot!! A lot of video chats in poor quality but !! friend talks

- When they come to Lestwell for a while, when they see each other at the airport they just yell “AHOY MATEY!!” “AHOY LAD!!! WELCOME TO LESTWELL!!!”

- Kwazii fuckin tackles him

- “And Freddy!” He gives a big ol hug to Fred “i missed you guys!!”

Chica Calvillo and Peso Packton

- penpals! they’ve actually never heard each other’s voices but they know what they look like

- and being the only birds in their respective friend groups, they talk a lot about that

- they talk about their hobbies!! peso gets v passionate about helping sea creatures

- when they meet each other in the airport chica’s ecstatic and they give each other big ol hugs “you’re just as short as me!!!”

- and Chica gushes over how much she loves his accent

- “they’re really weirded out when i preen for some reason.” “RIGHT?? i don’t get it, it’s like grooming for them as it is for us” “basically!”

- “so... u and Kwazii, huh?” “wHAT hUh where did u get that????” “oh honey you’re not all that good at hiding it” “aAAA”

-id normally never share this anywhere but no one irl knows this acc so 🤷🏻‍♀️

yeah, it doesn’t make any fucking sense but what goblin brain thinks of, goesss

and im making wips of this too!

[mariusroyale]

*deep breath*

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