#you're just as batshit unhinged as the day you aired

[brainbashin]

Hey thanks for answering my question earlier, and btw can I please request Zhanna x Reader x Soldier. Hcs?

The reader is smiling. All the time. They always have some form of smile on there face, even if they just witnesses something horrible.

🔪 𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔷𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔶 𝔰/𝔬 🔪

a/n; not a problem, i'll gladly answer any questions you have. also this request is adorable. <3

contains; polyamorous relationship, gender neutral reader, slightly unhinged (?) reader, slightly unhinged soldier and zhanna, you are all kind of questionable in terms of morals but you're in love so it doesn't matter. <3

lord have mercy (affectionate).

i feel like your...optimism, let's call it, is what attracts them to you in the first place. even as blood and gore splatter in front of you, as shrill screams fill the air, you always seem to be as chirpy and positive as ever.

admittedly, your mannerisms and personality probably flew right over soldier's head at first. he's oddly oblivious when it comes to things like that. it takes him time for him to pay attention to you as a person entirely, but eventually, he does. his appreciation is a little simple, finding you to be a very brave american citizen, whose smile just so happens to be very pretty and constant. matches your shimmering smile tenfold, especially as something horrible is happening.

your shining personality happens to catch zhanna's attention fairly quickly, however. she found it very admirable how positive and cheerful you could be no matter the situation. and even despite your bright personality, you weren't too talkative, nor were you a crybaby. you didn't need to be coddled, and she appreciated that.

it wasn't long before soldier and zhanna started to have discussions about you, about how they would pursue and woo you, and how they wanted you to be an addition to their relationship.

how they court you is actually very straightforward. they are both very blunt, honest people, and the thought of dancing around the bush is just silly to them. not to mention they are both basically each other's cheerleaders. if one has a chaotic thought, the other will suggest something even more batshit crazy and it just carries on from there.

so it's very easy they probably asked you out in a very chaotic way. probably asked if you wanted to go kick some maggot ass and you said hell yeah and they just claimed you as their partner from there on. not that you were complaining.

how it all came to be aside, i do feel like they genuinely adore you. you're their little sunflower, and they would die for you in a heartbeat. would also kill someone for you if you asked.

the way your smile glows so brightly makes them so warm and fuzzy inside. it's such a constant thing to them now, that if they didn't see you that day - say because of a mission or because you hadn't come out your quarters yet - they'd feel so deflated. of course, they adore each other's smiles, but there's just something about yours that makes them feel so lovely and cozy inside.

missions are basically dates where you all just kick ass. <3

but there are other things too that don't include violence. like snuggling up on the coach or the bed and watching movies while eating dinner and/or snacks.

or going out to drink during the weekend. the best times are when none of you remember what happened the night prior. <3

everyone's at least a little bit afraid of you three, but they couldn't ask for anything more.