#your honor you can’t tell me paris hasn’t tried pussy

[liass-21]

enraptured by the grown-up twink-turned-old-gay that is ethan hunt in dead reckoning. he is really just adopting all these young queer women (paris and grace. ilsa. jane if you squint) they flock to him like birds. him and his queer queer comrades (benji and luther) find themselves in the peculiar position of semi-adoptive fatherhood.