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coffeeskater · 8 months

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If one more dip shit brings their absolute dog shit Nissan/infinity into my good and holy Mazda dealership, I will shit in their air box and leave one of those fake 20$ bills in the cupholder.

#FUCK YOU NISSAN #you are the exception to the rule #the rule being japanese cars are awesome #what did you only hire ford “engineers”#becauee it shows #your battery hold downs are dog shit #your oil filter placement is dog shit #your wiring is dog shit #YOUR WHOLE CAR IS DOG SHIT #AND FOR THAT MATTER WHY DID YOU PUT A DOUBLE TURBO IN THE JUKE #NISSAN JUKE IS THE UGLIEST SADDEST FUCKING CAR #AND IT COST AS MUCH TO INSURE IT AS A MUSTANG?!!?#suck my nuts nissan

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