#yum anzwerz

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𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖑𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚

pleaze dont. im juzt trying to finizh my zhift.

((ooc: HUH??? @mrregretevator look at this shit man i saw you got it too))

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"Why is there an alien thing in the play palace" (@gregoriah-summonz-the-flood)

i wanted to have fun, mind ur buzinezz! you.. uh. you demon thing

-Yum Zlurplie

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What is your opinion on glorpin' and gloopin'

what iz that...

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*puts you in a jar and shakes it* :3

zhook

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since you’re an alien, what was life like back on your old planet?

cold.

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is Swibble working today?!

uh.. yez? why?

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[DrRETRO ENTERED YUM-ZLURPLIE’S STORE. …IT COULDN’T HURT TO ASK.]

Meow! :3 (Hello! :3)

Meowp… mowe mew? (Do you sell… caramel sauce here?)

- 😺 ( @drrretro )

yeah, to the left.

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Stop lookin at me with those big ol eyes you fuckin bug /j /lh

-tree lord the 4th

better?

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rigrh hi yes I got liek £4.50 here I beg for 2 Gnarpian glorpnops I WANNA TRY THAT SHIT!!IT SOUNDS GOOD.

the second one is for uhh if I like it and want more yes yes!!!

2 gnarpian glorpnopz coming up i guezz. it'll be done in like, 3 minutez maybe if my 1 employee iznt zlacking off.

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Hey... Would ya, have any erm... Uranium in yo store...?

..yez. 10 coinz a piece

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"Hello! I was wondering if I could borrow some of your jet fuel for some ice cream? I will give you a share of the profit!"

- @ice-crem

zure, itz over there.

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may i buy a chocolate milk? also, have you heard? the elevator is removing the ability to buy floors with coins, now we have to buy them with tickets, which are super hard to come by these days, or this other currency known as “row-bucks”? sorry for the tangent, i just wanted to converse, just the chocolate milk please!

uh. yeah, here. 40 coinz pleaze

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55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS

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hey so um does your store let people donate items like a mix of a gas station store and a goodwill, cuz if so, I will give you some pokeballs and pal spheres if you want, no need for payment.

what the glorp iz a pokeball.. or a pal zphere.. but err, i guezz we could take them..?

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yum (not mod yum) could you just let me know where the yokai watch model zeroes are? thanks!

the w h a t...

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Yum (not mod yum), opinions on Gnarpy? Bive perhaps?

OHHOHO DONT GET ME ZTARTED ON GNARPY OR BIVE. firzt of all, gnarpy zhould get demoted to a lower tier of the military they have, or juzt demoted to citizen. xir perzonality iz GOB AWFUL, they are zelfizh, rude, and overall are juzt unpleazent to be around. and ZECOND of all, bive iz a THIEF, AND zhe zhedz ALL over my ztore.