#zambo...

[jillju]

KISS OF JUDAS

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The clutter builds little by little

[scn-thedog]

the guardbo and zambo differences are driving me insane. look

GUARDBO: best possible ending for evbo AND the guard. toxic yaoi turned good. they compliment each other so well but you wouldn't notice at first glance. slowest slow burn ever like they're medium rare with how slow it is. a prince and his guard… evbo is so kind in contrast to everyone else it starts to rub off on the guard, and the guard is so fiercely loyal it starts to rub off on evbo. two peas in a pot… absolutely perfect and magical dynamic

ZAMBO: worst possible ending for both zam and evbo. dear god who let them be together. they're not even in a relationship or anything they're out there killing each other (mostly zam killing evbo but evbo fights back) and getting hurt. they become codependent the first week after spending like five peaceful minutes together. zam greatly underestimates how much evbo is willing to fight back…the emotional war between them is insane. they make each other worse

[carnivorousarcher]

some pvpciv zambo? need more art of that ship we're in a drought

waiter waiter more toxic yaoi please! (never drawn them before but i hope this is something for zambo nation…)

[guardbo]

is this zambo .!?!!

TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI

That guy's arm looks so small bcz the girl clipping over him and I thought it was funny

[balkanparamo]

István ef Zámbó — Nude with Snake (bronze sculpture, ca. 1999)

[confessioncivilization]

certified zambo enjoyer here pvpciv zam could not last 4 seconds in a polycule without killing the 'competition' since he is a possessive bitch (with the whole keeping evbo in prison and attempting to kill tabi, which he said to evbo's face)

evbo on the other hand would love to be poly if zam could chill for even the smallest amount of time, but its only a dream

regardless they need therapy to even be remotely healthy because of them being Like That together, otherwise they're toxic as fuck and constantly plotting eachother's murder

evil wnd fucked up possessive yaoi my beloved <3

[sympathytea]

gay people will really just keep their crush in a death loop, tell them that they'll forget its even happening, die, then resurrect in their enemy's bed, fight their enemy who is still recovering from their last death and when their heart races they flee the scene and leave behind their weapon in their enemy's room

like my leige, this is the most problematic way you could handle your feelings please go to therapy

[parkcivconfess]

Bzz (HOPEFULLY the last one i promise) So i have alot of thoughts about PVP civ specifically about the terrible relationships Evbo seems to have with almost every character (platonic or otherwise your call ngl) Parrot is a notable exception to this rule since to my knowledge he has never personally hit Evbo in any instance (But got very close that one time during the whole "What do you mean theres no way down to the golden sword layer" scene in the mansion) Raymond (The guard friend) and Tabi both have killed him atleast once She has also notably hit him way more than anyone else on screen (the red gate market scene where he tries to buy something infront of her and she literally hits him) and Evbo just?? Deals with that. He cares about her enough to call her his gf and later on, wife before settling on friend. Bro likes the kind of woman that will actually just kill him Tabi also betrays him, which probably didn't help their already terrible relationship with eachother Raymond straight up beats Evbo to death with his bare hands when Evbo refuses to comply with the PVP check (which..everyone seems to just forget that happened? a bit weird to overlook to me atleast) and Raymond isn't very nice to him either during the recap in ep 5 so who knows what kind of shit those two got into offscreen The diamond swords probably? watched him die more than a few times, Ferre specifically has actively killed him an unknown amount of times during the offscreen prison stuff that is implied to have gone on for..awhile Zam. Where do i even start with this man. First off, he attacks Evbo in the marketplace. terrible start for any sort of positive rapport Then he teaches Evbo about the armor stand, which probably gives Evbo some..complicated feelings about their encounter esp since they aren't on a trustworthy enough basis for Zam to open the door Zam definitely gets up to enough shit offscreen for him to get down to the iron sword level (which, i would LOVE to see a fic about the things he does during that time, would he be stalking Evbo from the sidelines? fun thought) Then Zam sells him out to the iron swords and possibly the guard fleet? And also probably gets special privileges for doing so. if i were to assume Zam hides the fact that he even touched Evbo's armor stand from all of them because he would get farmed too if they found out about that shit (unless he was working with someone who kept his secret which..debatable? it could work i think) And then Zam kills Evbo an unknown amount of times during the time Evbo is in prison and unable to progress with the fight with Ferre And then the two fights between them happen. Not even mentioning Zam was probably waiting in that wooden sword apartment for a while if i were to assume. Mans dedicated to the bit, is all i'm gonna say. (I'm for toxic zambo it can work guys WHERE is it.) Like this man. Cannot catch a fucking break. Someone give him a friend that actually cares about him and his safety. or 4. Maybe 5. - 🐝

someone PLEASE give pvp evbo a beer lord knows he needs it

[nabitodexart]

Choose Your Fighter

A series where I take the cast of Cartoon Calamity and make them into character selection screens.

Cast for pt 2 (from L > R)

- CD, the Movie Connesieur!

- P1ET, the Artistic Mastermind!

- Diamone, the Dazzling Manipulator!

- OJ, the Gelatinous Demon Robot!

- Rosifre, the Blazing Boss of the Flaming Roses!

- Tarr, the Anxious Goop!

- Grey, the Comforting Ferryman!

- Absinthe, the Shining Rockstar!

- Zambo, the Undead Gardener!

Want to join in on the fun and get your OC added into the card game? Join our Discord!

OJ belongs to @/ckittydyke.bsky.social on Bluesky

CD and P1ET belong to @can35eva

Diamone, Rosifre, Tarr, Grey, Absinthe, and Zambo all belong to @tarrblariathemess

All card templates (the backgrounds) are made by @tarrblariathemess, i only reversed the colors

[does-the-evboverse-fandom-agree]

pvpciv zambo (in general) could be healthy if they got therapy

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Zambos snack stop

[servantserah]

waschmaschienen leben länger mit calgon pling pling

Not quite sure how we got to the German memes tonight but you know what? I‘m going to use this opportunity to shamelessly try and get this hidden German meme gem into the world:

Mein Bruder und ich zitieren diese Video seit knapp 10 Jahren, aber es ist zu unbekannt und niemand versteht unsere Anspielungen 😔

[scn-thedog]

zambo

[cecelianonymous22]

for the ship bingo in favor of not giving a popular ship and also because i ship them hard enough that im 20k into a terrible fic about them because theres NOTHING on ao3 for them that ive found. to my knowledge zam x evbo aka zambo or what ive found funny to call them: cutlery (knife and fork) specifically pvp civilization since thats the only media ive found those two together

Lowkey i need to be swayed on Zambo.. I'm not exactly sure I see the appeal

But im also biased because i like parrotzam a lot

[guardbo]

is this zambo PREMIUM . suggestive warning for the last one… gulps!!!!!!

Uuh I had crazy brainrot abt this while I was trying to sleep last night and like HAD to draw it asap bcz they're eating my brain . They are actually toxic yaoi

I am normal I pinkie promie