confessioncivilization

[confessioncivilization]

idk but for some of the hcs i have or enjoy seeing, in more specifically the parkour civilization sphere, i genuinely sometimes feel bad about liking them because when i actually take a moment to look back at myself and my interpretations of the characters i have when i intagrate them into my worldview, i just feel like im sanding down their complexity and nuance to fit them into a more normalized family/romance dynamic.

like the characters of parkour civilization can be so complex but a majority of interpretations of them that i have written out just feel like they're ignoring all of that nuance in favor of conforming to template familial/romantic dynamics.

this is partially because i watch a lot of fandoms (dsmp. enough said.) who argue a lot about mischaracterization and bad fanon takes, but i actually like the fanon of parkour civilization and it makes me feel like im just sanitizing and not taking in account of all of the characters' depth. it's a bummer for me to look back at my works and have to think "he would NOT say that" because ive twisted these characters so far from their source material and i know that the line for mischaracterization is thin when youre handling topics never touched in canon on like cannibalism but. idk.

but. its parkour civilization and im writing about evbo cannibalising emf or evbo being a vampire. what is canon anyway at this point fandom is about having fun and im just raining on everyones parade who CARESS at this point no one is going to hit me with hammers for making emf and tec brothers or for making emf a bad player to evbo in toxic mavbo.

i think. i hipe.

no no ur so right speak ur shit tumblr user flashypunches. Hawk tuah character depth on that thang.

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ion think that people in pvpciv have like a motion of gender aside from like pronouns + gendered words and im pretty sure they dont like think about the implications of it. not necessarily in a queer way but rather in a their society has no need for gender roles/there's no reason to put labels on them since they just Spawn in

I love love loveee societies without gender as an agender i finally get to relate to characters because it literally doesnt exist for them pray emoji

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if i say that i don't feel like having pvp!clown as a netherite sword is the best decision for his character will i get stoned to death. i'll elaborate in another ask if needed. anything to avoid the stones

hi sorry this is old im trying to clean out my inbox rn but honestly i see where ur coming from. It doesnt feel right.

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hey, i signed up for the ship swap event annnd my account was terminated the same day lmao. (i know this is the wrong page i cant send dms on the new acc) what do i need to do to still participate in the event? (original acc was m1ss1ngt3xtur3)

I’ll take note of that! Lmk if this is the account you want to stay with for the event, I’ll just move your old submission under the new user!

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WHOEVER SENT IN THAT JOOFY ASK I AM MAKING OUT WITH YOU SLOPPY STYLE I LOVE YOU IM NOT ALONE ANYMORE <3 anyways <3 hes really socially akward and flip flops between being increadibly self descructive and sacrifical to agressive and guarded because his constant need for validation clashes violently with his understanding that this treatment is wrong. hes constantly shown to try (and fail) to adhere to societal expectations of what he should be and act and look like and his attempts only driving people further away because hes so desperate for any kind of aproval that it seeps through everything hes ever done and said and all anyone can see is how miserable and hollow he is no matter what he does. calling him "fake" implies a level of craftmenship and malice he is incapable of but its the best word to describe why his pathetic scribbled cracked mask makes people turn away from hi,.

Oh my.

[confessioncivilization]

And with that, the ship swap is officially open! Get in gang!!! And let me know if i forgot anything!

Welcome to the Evboverse Ship Swap Week!

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What is a ship swap?

The Evboverse Ship Swap is an event hosted by @confessioncivilization taking place the first week of July where users can send in their favorite ships in the evboverse (parkour civilization, pvp civilization, and minecraft simulation) and force other people to make them delicious content of the ships!

This content includes art and fanfiction, but it’s entirely up to the user on how they choose to interpret this!

What are the rules to the Ship Swap?

All ships are allowed, and again, rarepairs are encouraged! There shouldn’t be any issues with adult x child as there aren’t typically any children in evboverse media, 

NO NSFW!! Again, this was created by @confessioncivilization, a fully sfw evboverse confessions/headcanons blog. Do not ask for smut. Do not create smut. If you want smut, go find someone with nsfw requests open. This is not the place for that. Lightly suggestive stuff is fine unless stated against it, but don’t go further than that.

You NEED to enjoy yourself this is a requirement. If i find out you aren’t having a good time then you will be blocked and banned from ever participating in these events again. 

That last rule was a joke, but seriously. Don’t burn yourself out over this.

Your due date is Sunday, July 6th. You can start at any time once you’ve received your partner!

How will this whole thing work?

Submit your ship (there can be multiple) into this little form linked at the bottom of the post!

Your username and your assigned ships will go onto a funny little wheel with everyone else who signed up for this and I’ll spin it and randomly assign you a partner!

Using the info you provided me, I’ll dm you (or send you an ask from my main blog, @phoe-ix if dms are closed) containing your partner’s username and their ship(s) and preferences. If I send an ask, do NOT answer it. Leave it in your inbox and either take a screenshot, or do NOT delete it.

You’ll have until the provided due date to make them something special for one or more of their ships! It’s up to you which ship you choose to make something for if they submit multiple and the same goes for your partner. If they don’t do something for your most preferred ship, then that’s okay! At least you’re getting something, right?

You’re 100% allowed (and even encouraged) to submit rarepairs. Stuff you don’t see everyday is better! On one hand, you get to see new ships you didn’t even consider, and on the other hand, you get content for your silly little guys that nobody seems to care about!

Unlike a secret santa, this will not be anonymous. You can contact your partner if you want! If you need extra clarification on something or want to mention something you forgot to on this form, you can!

How do I upload my final product?

A proper list of information on how to post your final piece will be posted the day before the final due date.

DO NOT share your work before then, even if you finish early.

You can share a fic with a beta reader, but do not upload it to ao3 or wherever you choose to upload your fics to before the date provided.

It should be a surprise for your partner! Don’t let them know what you’re doing, but you can drop little hints if you want!

How do I sign up?

Visit this link and fill out the form with all the necessary information and you’ll be all good to go!

Entries will close on Friday this week!

Happy Shipping, see you next week!

[confessioncivilization]

As you may know, I’ve kinda been neglecting the blog recently (cough cough inbox) but!!! I would like to say there is progress on the ship week! I’ve decided it will in fact be a ship swap and have made a blog for it!! @evboverseshipswap Go follow it!! I’ll have the rules/intro post and application form up and open later tomorrow, but it’s really late rn. Almost 1 am :P goodnight my sweet sweet evboverselings 🙏 I shall see you all when the parkour sun rises and the pvp moon sets… and the uh… the minecraft simulation does whatever the fuck it does idk

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doomed yuri duo 2.0 is going to be upon us soon. you could say im def doing the thingy thing

-pvp civ lunch person

[confessioncivilization]

ok so i. have no idea how i would go about doing this but. event idea: ship swap. everyone picks a ship and another participant has to write/draw something for it. no one should be assigned the same ship they put in so youre encouraged to get weird with it. is this anything

Ok, like a secret santa, right? I’ve participated in one of these before. It sounds much more appealing to get everyone’s rarepairs out instead of the same exact ships we already have everything for. I may have to change some rules so no one lucky person gets seavbo… maybe multiple submissions for the same ship but rarepairs are encouraged more… that would be cool…

I’ll get to work on a form and sideblog for this!! It’s a little late to keep ship week in june (I may or may not have procrastinated a little too hard…) but hey, first week of july sounds fine, right?

Applications to participate should open this week if i don’t procrastinate again TwT

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damn there are no joofylooby headcanons on here huh. let me fix that

agender transfem joofy. does anyone understand me. she is canonically very pretty and much more likeable as a girl. and she has zero problems with girlmoding for tactical advantage. like to the point she straight up forgets shes even doing that. please you have to listen to me joofy gives zero fucks abt gender she presents masc because thats what people expect from her but shes way happier in girlmode please god can anyone hear me

i love her so much

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random headcanon: tridents in pvp civilization have a custom of throwing their weapons aside when speaking with another player, to indicate peaceful intentions. zam saying he'd put his sword away if he could in s1e2 would have instantly revealed him as a trident to anyone familiar with the other civilizations. also bows have a similar custom with putting their weapon in their offhand

dont they die if they drop their weqpons and thats why evbo always put his other stuff in his offhand

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frieren au anon here. oh geez. uh how do i put this.

some uh, some people get tortured. by seawatt. for plot reasons. i think the fic is bordering too much on dark for u to share it when its done; but i can shoot you a dm with the link for you to check out when its finished. yeah i uh. most of the current shit has blindsided me because i left the outline too vague and uh. now theres torture. and very mild body horror. so. yeah? the torture rn isnt on-screen but im considering doing a flashback from seawatts pov during his interlude im planning so. yeah. whoopsies. whoopsies!

Oh jeebs

[confessioncivilization]

Mist has started posing videos!

(Mist/MistMc_/Mist382 she shows up in a lot of Evboverse videos, especially the older stuff)

Her voice is really pretty and I think more people should know that she has an account now :D ->

https://m.youtube.com/@MistMc_

(her videos aren’t revolutionary or anything I guess, but I still like them)

Also it’s really sweet that her friends are hyping her channel up in the comments. (They seem to be commenting and stuff on her videos to boost them in the algorithm or whatever, and I love that they’re doing that for her. If that makes sense.)

go check her out guys!

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Jesus christ.

[confessioncivilization]

hey gang i forgot to mention but dont send in pvp civ finale spoilers yet TwT i still havent watched it, and probably wont for a few hours. I wont be checking my inbox for a while, so if people dont see this its ok. Ill survive 🙏🙏 but i will be talking about my thoughts on the finale once i do watch it!! It will be tagged accordingly.

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okay im a bit of a tweaker from the finale! im dying after that goodbye

-pvp civ lunch person

thw what.

HE DROPPED THE FUCKING FINALE AND I DIDNT KNOW???????

THIS IS FUCKING MISERABLE I HAVE TO LEAVE IN LIKE AN HOUR AND I CANT WATCH IT IM GOING TO ATTP

[confessioncivilization]

hi guys burnout hit all of a sudden ill answer asks soon trust

also remember evboverse shipping week? Yeah, that’s coming, I promise 🙏