#zaz motormouth

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You know the Oral Fixation is acting up when you've had 3 tootsie pops and you're texting your dom for more dick pics. (;テ﹏テ)

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Me: I am going to have a bright and positive day, I will make it so! *Anti-Black Bullshit pops up* Me: *already typing an email* I'm gonna have a bright and positive day...in an hour.

Kiki's husband sent me a couple links to baby names they're thinking of, including a link that had Kiswahili names. It was one of those Share links so you only saw the Article name 'Beautiful African Names and Meaning', and I'm not about to bring it to their attention but omfg I'm seeing red.

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Great News! I got my back blown out, in the best way possible, in the middle of the week. Bad News: I got my back blown out in the best way possible, in the middle of the week.

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Giggling as I ask if I can top tonight, like I'm not about to have your knees over your head and make you cum on your face 😇

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"Keep talking like that, and I'm gonna go feral"

"...That supposed to get me to stop?"

This man is gonna drive me crazy

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Bratty Beta Switch who thinks they're topping their new Beta boyfriend Deku that night, only to find out that spring fever hits Alpha Izuku way harder than it does them.

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It's been really sad to watch the relatively quick demise of a 2yr long CharDM group that I originally made with friends.

It started off really strong, and we even did care packages since we live close to each other. Making fancy truffles for the person I had used to be one of the highlights of my month.

And then we had a new member join a few months ago, which was great at first but then 8 of the 12 in the discord group made a WhatsApp group. Pretty soon those 8 were only posting in the WhatsApp GC, and me & 3 other people were left with a mostly dead discord because we were the only ones interacting with each other. Pretty soon, the other 8 were only popping in to the discord to ask for when their next letter/package would be or drop hints as to what they wanted in them.

So I tried to warn them that I had been in rp groups like this in the past, and this is usually what dissolves them. You may not have "sarah" as your author- but sarah's extra special letter to your author then inspires them to send you something special, it's a cycle of fuzzy feels. It is absolutely your choice to invite whoever you want to a group chat, but when you exclude 1/3 of a group of friends and stop talking to them in the discord- you can't expect them to stay in the CharAnon group.

I left the group around Valentine's Day, when the person I had told me that I'm bad with finances- when I told her I couldn't afford to make the fancy truffles with expensive liquor this year because I lost my job at the hospital. Over the past few weeks, the discord has practically become just the 8 from the WhatsApp asking for updates on their surprises from their blurbo. It's just really depressing...

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I'm back! Had to give my new dysautonomia meds a few days to work. Having literally everything fun that could raise my heartrate banned for a week was annoying. For the past 7 days I have been a cat in heat yowling through the bars, and occasionally Briggs has popped in to laugh at me and go about his day. Absolutely refused to talk anything nsfw with me like a good friend 😒 motormouth continues below

But nothing was funnier that what happened with work. The one girl I'm friends with knew about my valentine's day- and also saw me nearly faint on the site, and then shortly after that I got put on light duty (to give my heart meds time to catch up). So of course her question was a very polite version of "Did...did sex send you to the hospital and was it worth it?" no hospital but yes, yes it was. I really am fine and will be back to spoonie normal in another week or 2.

As for Picnic Prince (I really want to call him Aymeric, but only a 1/4 of my followers will get that reference :[ I'll keep thinking), things are still going well! Spending the time getting to know each other more made it easier to keep my heart from feeling like it was gonna beat out of my chest ^^;;

Also I'm sorry for teasing you all with my new anon. H has asked to move to private, and I completely respect that- anything to make my character anons comfortable! I'm just sorry I didn't mention that before I took a break from the dash ^^;;

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I know that polyamory is only for a fraction of people, and I am definitely not saying it's better than monogamy (you're either built for it or you're not, and that's fine!) But I wish you all could feel the unique cloud-9 feeling of a partner giving you a big ego before hanging out with a crush. ♡(๑>◡<๑)♡

Heading out now, hope you all have an amazing night regardless of whether you're celebrating. I hope to post when I get back but no idea when that'll be.

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Today was a long day but I got paid a little extra so that was the icing on the cake. Usually I paint a lot of white walls, but today I got to paint a bathroom this really nice light teal and their tiles were so pretty?? I'm gonna put similar ones below, but today was good and I'm glad to be home ^^

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Back home, but only for a sec- Hopped on to say sorry if I've missed anything over the past 24hrs, I'm getting ready for court tomorrow and it's been exciting but hectic!

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Back from my internet vacation o/ Sorry dudes, every time a 15 or younger blog likes 'Sweet Tooth' I swear I lose 5 yrs off my life. Decided to take the week off rather than set fire to my blog. Catching up to dash once I get home, but feel free to poke me since my notifications have been wonky.

Over the past week:

❖ Now that the job is done I can say that I painted the same damn section of hall over and over because of a unique colored skylight. This is 100% just me venting, the owner was awesome they just wanted their hallway to have a certain lighting effect at sunset with their skylight and the multiple paint options were hard to tell in swatches. but I was painting around really intricate natural wood that I could not fuck up, while either kneeling or squatting and it hurt like hell. Though after my coworkers were done with it, it looked beautiful. .

❖ One of my old coworkers got a major promotion, like the kind we would talk about grabbing drinks after work and I'm so happy/proud of them. I really hope they find the job not too stressful.

❖ Aymeric kicked my ass at Air Hockey again over the weekend. Listen, I need my moots and lurkers to huddle up with me- I have lost every hockey game against this man. If I start losing next Happy Hour, I'm gonna need one of you to tag in cause I'm not paying for dessert again! Just watch out cause he cheats, and will distract you with his shy smile and big arms.

❖ It's officially Summer in my desert, which means I have transitioned to full 90's himbo attire while off the clock- black daisy dukes and crop tops, with unbuttoned cotton plaid shirt for the sunset breezes.

❖ I hope you've all had a lovely week, and if not I'm wrapping you up in a blanket and calling your beloved to get over here ♡

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I thought I was done sputtering with frustration over this last night, but

I can't believe that I have to fly across the country for this divorce hearing, meanwhile my ex gets to zoom in cause he's in jail.

I just- argh.

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Meant to post yesterday, but I got home last night and sat on my bed to catch my breath, then next thing I knew it was 3am 😖 This is so embarrassing to say out loud but I feel like my disabled followers will understand- When the sex is so good that it triggers your pre-existing condition . (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

I have a minor heart condition and dysautonomia, that most of the time is very manageable (my case, not speaking for any other since it's a spectrum). But the one thing I struggle with is that if I'm having a flare, and if I get flustered or too worked up, I will faint Hinata style.

Today I was painting on a low stool, and I got up while I happened to be thinking of Valentine's Day with Picnic Prince- And immediately everything went black and I had to sit back down on my ass waiting for my vision to creep back. I should be fine in a few days of extra meds/compression stockings/ easy workload. But honestly, I'm cracking up at the idea of something like this happening to Bakugo after his heart transplant. I'll probably be on this nsfw blog less over the next week or two since I need to go a bit easier on my heart- but I will try my damndest to catch up to all of your lovely smut once I'm back to my normal!

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How...have I not written anything on tumblr with anal?

I'm gonna have to turn in my slut card

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Done with everything for the day! I'm back home and just finished bonking dinos with Briggs. Time to use all the good energy from this weekend to write. ＼＼(۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶／／

TMI Fri/Sat Below:

♦ I really thought I was hot shit last night and was ready dom, and I wore this new body spray? I really liked it cause it smelled musky without going into 'nonna's potpourri' territory. Well that ended up being my downfall lmfao cause the moment sweet picnic prince picked up on it, he stopped blushing and looking away and started looking at me like Briggs does. Safe to say I got handled, and it wasn't even a close contest.

♦ Mr. Shy-And-Easily-Flustered has a hardcore Tamer side, that I can only describe as Brat Top with how unintentionally snarky he is when encouraging feral behavior.

♦ Every other Saturday Aymeric's (and Kiki sister's) friends meet up for breakfast, and they noticed that he and I have walked in together twice now. Kiki's sister teased us, but like nicely.

♦ Briggs on the other hand gave me the biggest shit eating grin while facetiming and said "Aww, gross you're twitterpated" which is his usual way of giving me a pat through the phone. We got some Monster Hunter World in, but somehow I always end up being the goddamn bait for his Bowgun even though he says he's switching weapons.

✧It's just been a lovely weekend so far to recharge my batteries✧