#zestyrambles

[lemonzestywrites]

cant believe it took one line and all of a sudden i’m seriously considering the logistics of a buddie abo fic

[zestynoodz]

Now accepting commissions to fight your dad!

Send me $20, an address, and his stats and I will FIST FIGHT your dad!

[lemonzestywrites]

(through gritted teeth) your writing...isn't...bad....you've just....been staring at it....all day....hyper....analyzing...every...fucking detail

[lemonzestywrites]

me? writing again?? might be more likely than you think 👀

[lemonzestywrites]

mhmmmm i’m having au thoughts…i am having au thoughts

[lemonzestywrites]

if there is anything you can trust, let it be that i WILL put some random lesbian npc in my fics

[lemonzestywrites]

save me buddie banter……writing buddie banter……..buddie banter save me

[lemonzestywrites]

tw covid mentioned beneath the cut

i need all of these people out of my house like immediately

i tested negative but i am down with something even tho my sister tested positive for covid

but if course when it’s during the time where i have family over (that i already don’t like) and they’re all high risk

i hate this i feel fucking awful

[lemonzestywrites]

fighting between wanting to listen to my body vs wanting to listen to my bank account

[lemonzestywrites]

…been having the worst fucking writers block lately and today is the first time i have a genuine want to write something

except instead of my multichapter fic i should be working on i have a NEW idea for the most deranged smut fic ever

[lemonzestywrites]

new zesty lore just dropped- apparently i’m half middle eastern?

[lemonzestywrites]

smut works really bring in a different breed of commentators and honestly i fucking love it

[lemonzestywrites]

i have an important work orientation i have to go to tomorrow but no one’s fucking told me what time i need to be there by and i-

[lemonzestywrites]

why do i only notice all my typos after i hit post. this world is so fucking CRUEL-

[lemonzestywrites]

someone take this moodboard maker away from me im BEGGING

[lemonzestywrites]

TUMBLR I FUCKING HATE YOU