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dracaenacamael · 6 months ago

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Replaying origins for the first time in nearly a decade and I picked up Zevran last night.

Why have we been collectively rehashing the all the tired memes about the lockpicking and the antivan massage techniques when we could be focusing on the much more important parts of his resume: that he knows LOTS OF JOKES and SIX CARD GAMES?

#dragon age #dragon age origins #zevran arainai #zevran out here doing the medieval equivalent of hitting all the keywords on the Applicant Tracking System #look I only know go fish but six card games doesn’t sound like a lot for someone in his industry #maybe I misheard lol #zevran is a hoot and I don’t understand how so many people get the betrayal ending with him

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