#zhang dcc

[mongo-the-liensis]

Sometimes a family is a mentally ill man, his cat, their alien father figure from outer space, a one armed woman, a decapitated sex doll head, a group of compressed children, a dinosaur, two cretins that like to play arcade games, a one eyed kung fu master, a scary lady with chains, the scary lady's and kung fu boy's best friend, an aggressive fairy, a kind fairy, a sharpshooter with the head of a crocodile, an ex-alcoholic, a burn victim, a flying wheelchair user and Tony the tiger

[mongo-the-liensis]

Zhang: My mom is calling… hi mom.

Imani: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom.

Louis: *loud fake sexual noises*

Li Na: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Carl: *is asleep*

Miriam: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.