#zhang hao timestamps

[kkongdakz]

“ DRUNK OF YOU. ” ft. zhang hao

summary : you don't know how or when this rivalry between you and hao developed, but you knew you'd never lose against him. even when it came to drinking more alcohol than the boy.

hao x gn!reader, genre : rivals to somewhat lovers, warnings : angst if you squint, partying, alcohol consumption, drunk y/n and hao, kissing, maybe a little suggestive, wc : 2,3k>

never in your life had you liked going out too much, especially at some random student parties where the watchword was to end up completely drunk. shuffling your feet as you entered the house, where the smell of alcohol mixed with cigarettes tingled your nostrils, the loud music quickly assaulted your ears. squinting and sighing, ready to turn back and run to your house, a hand suddenly and firmly grasped your wrist — pivoting on yourself, ready to strike violently the person who had dared to touch you, your gaze fell on your best friend's face, her eyes bloodshot and a silly grin hanging on her face.

« y/n, you're here ! » she shouted over the music, her voice destabilized by the alcohol she'd been drinking since she'd arrived. a worried look appeared on your face : who could have let her drink so much and not look after her in your absence? her boyfriend was definitely really a good-for-nothing. rolling your eyes as you hooked your arm around her waist, despite your selfish self wanting to leave her here and go home, you follow her into the madding crowd. « i'm so happy, we can have fun together ! follow me ! » she shouted again, jumping up and down as she spilled half her drink on the floor. you loved her very much, but you hated it when she got into a state like that. but you didn't even have time to say anything to her, she was already pulling you into another room without asking your opinion.

letting your eyes wander here and there, taking care not to step on anyone, your pupils came into contact with a face that was all too familiar for your liking. in one of the corner of the living room, a glass in his hand and a smirk that made you want to unscrew his head, the one who could best be described as your rival, stood in the violet-blue light of the room. zhang hao seemed to be enjoying the party, but he didn't seem drunk at all — maybe he hadn't been drinking, just like you. not like you're interested anyway. but the boy with freshly red-dyed hair must have felt a lingering gaze on his silhouette, as he caught a glimpse of your face before you disappeared from his field of vision. finally something interesting, he thought, pulling his best friend's arm to try and catch you in your tracks.

arriving in the second room, your best friend handed you a glass of alcohol she'd just served, before pointing to the ping pong table in the middle of the room. « i want to play beer pong with you, » she explained, giving you the sweetest eyes in the world as you were already shaking your head negatively, « please y/n, please ! pleaseeeee ! »

« i'll play against you. » a voice behind you made you sigh quietly, pinching the bridge of your nose, knowing full well who had just spoken. leaning forward slightly while you turned your head to face the boy, a shocked expression painted your best friend's face, « oh hey hao ! are you here to play too? » — the boy's eyes never left yours, even though you weren't the one who asked the question. instead, he simply crossed his arms over his chest, nodding positively before approaching the table when the previous game had just finished. « i'm sure hao can drink more than y/n anyway. » you heard to your right, which made your blood boil and awakened your competitive spirit. you'd chosen to remain reasonable, but the urge to wipe that damned smirk off his damn lips was stronger than you. so, more determined than ever, you swallowed the content of your red cup in one gulp before settling down on the other side of the ping pong table, your determined gaze sending a chill down some people's spines.

« alright, moron, i hope you're ready to take the shame of your life, because i don't intend to stop drinking before you do. » you declared, warming the ping-pong balls between your fingers and not taking your eyes off your opponent. hao let a mocking laugh leave his lips, his gaze even darker and more defiant than before, with his index finger pointing at you, « you're going to go home begging me to forget about this night, y/n. i guarantee it. »

and that was the start of a long, long night of competition, with beer pong and line-shots, each more treacherous than the last. at first, everything went well, as you expected, you won. a first play, a second, then a third... but by the fourth, your hand no longer seemed to want to aim the cups correctly, while a group of attentive spectators formed around you. hao seemed jubilant to see you lose so easily, despite the rosy color that had settled on his cheekbones after a few drinks in one go — but you weren't about to let him get you down, and decided to change places so you could swallow shots of vodka against him.

« are you sure you don't want to give up? » he whispered in your ear, his hand clasped around your waist as you filled the glasses with vodka under the applause of the other almost-too-drunk students. turning your gaze towards him, your eyes plunging into his, you offered him a smile as false and provocative as possible, before handing him one of the twenty-four shots you had just served. « good luck hao, you know that vodka is my specialty, right? » — the innocent tone you used caused the boy to press his tongue against his cheek, his eyes riveted to the glass he grabbed without waiting, making the liquid run down his throat for the next second. and without waiting, you imitated his movements, swallowing your twelve shots of vodka in quick succession. and again. and again. and again.

then suddenly, the world began to spin around you, and you felt the sudden need to isolate yourself and drink a large glass of water. the people around you had dissipated — finally, you thought, and before you could muster all the strength you had left to walk upstairs to reach the bathroom, the only sight that interested you was a certain red-haired boy, face asleep against the bar.

caught up in an uncontrollable fit of giggles, feeling the walls under your palm to stay on your feet, you finally reached the room you were interested in. raising your arms to the sky and hopping slightly after opening the door, you watched your reflection in the mirror, a big, victorious smile occupying your whole face. « i win ! i win ! i win ! » you shouted to yourself, laughing even harder. obviously completely drunk, you did a little victory dance, congratulating yourself on your exploits — even if the reward was a terrible headache the next morning.

approaching the sink to keep yourself upright, you turned on the tap to splash some water on your face, praying that you'll be able to sleep it off quickly and be home in an hour. a long sigh left your lips, and you straightened up before hearing a heavy crash against the door, forcing you to turn around to see where the noise was coming from. putting your hand against your mouth to prevent yourself from bursting out laughing, your gaze fell on hao's silhouette, who had just smashed his face on the floor trying to get into the bathroom.

you didn't even try to pick him up — the boy was already on his feet before you even had time to pull out your phone to take a picture of him. « are you laughing at me? » he asked, between a hiccup and a falsely annoyed tone, which made him much less credible. laughing as you crossed your arms against your chest and leaned back against the sink, you grinned as you watched him clear away the dirt on his clothes from his fall, « yeah, i am. what are you going to do about it? »

gently raising his gaze towards you, you noted the sudden change of atmosphere in the room. the air was warmer, tenser — and it wasn't because there was no air-conditioning in the room. why does hao seem so much more attractive to you now? you've always found him handsome, there's no point in lying : he has irresistible charm, pretty brown eyes and a mouth that's perfect for kissing. but you'll never admit such a thing out loud — you'd rather die.

« i'll come over there and make you shut up then. » he finally declared, putting his shirt back on in a nonchalant way that still let you catch a glimpse of the well-defined line of his abs. he definitely knew what he was doing when he did it, there was no way he couldn't feel the tension in the air under the subdued bathroom light. especially when a wry smile suddenly appeared on your pretty lips, the same smile that haunted his thoughts day and night. « you can always try. » you finally answer, running your hand through your hair without ever taking your eyes off him. and that's all it took for hao to put his words into action, hurrying his heavy steps towards you before grasping your lips with his.

your eyes opened wide, your hands fumbled in the air without knowing how to react : was he really kissing you to stop you talking? it was rough, a bit too rushed, but warm, so warm. after long seconds of hesitation, your eyelids closed to let you enjoy the madness of the moment — kissing the person you so despised was definitely not on the list of things to do at this party. but under your drunken mind, under the subdued light and the mad desire of your heart, your body began to act on its own : your hands slipping around his waist, until your cold fingers brushed his skin, his ribs shivering at your touch. hao hurriedly ran his hands over your cheeks, your skin burning under his fingers from the alcohol, manipulating your face to tilt it to the side and kiss you harder, with more brutality, sliding his tongue against yours in a moment of inattention on your part.

but despite everything that was happening inside you, the feelings and sensations racing through your body, which seemed to be losing all its equilibrium, and the desire to continue as everything seemed so good to you — something definitely seemed out of your control. how could you have ended up in such a situation? breathless, hao pulled away from your mouth for a few seconds, his breath crashing against your lips, just to easily lift your thighs and sit you on the edge of the sink. « was that supposed to happen? » you sighed breathlessly, your chest rising and falling at an abnormal speed, your breathing jerky, « that felt like a crime against humanity. »

a chuckle left hao's bruised lips, your lipstick now smeared on them. you must have looked like two beautiful messes by now. even though your head was screaming at you that this wasn't a good thing, your hands clutched at his top, the fabric crumpled under your fingers. « oh yea? » he whispered, brushing your lips with his, falsely nibbling the lower part without ever kissing you again, even if you were dying to feel him against you again. « hao.. » you say almost pleadingly, your fingers pressing desperately on the small of his back to hold his body against you, and you swore you saw a wry smile take possession of his mouth before he lost himself against your lips a second time.

your stomach was strangely warm, your muscles numb and your heart racing, as if you'd just run around the soccer pitch five times. you could blame it all on the alcohol, like the side effects of all the vodka currently coursing through your veins, but the truth was that no one but hao was responsible for all those sensations. « this is so wrong.. » you murmured, against his swollen lips, even though you were pushing them away to feel them as close to yours as possible.

« if so, then stop me, darling, » he replied, pulling his lips away to place a wet kiss against your neck, his fingers grazing the sensitive skin of your thigh, « you tempt me, y/n, » he continued, in a more suave tone that made you lose all your composure, with light, barely audible sighs escaping from the back of your throat, « ..and you drive me insane. »

under normal circumstances, you'd be more than surprised to hear such words coming from the mouth of the one and only zhang hao, the one that made your college years so much more stressful than they needed to be. but you'd be lying if you didn't dare admit to him that your heart was constantly racing because of him. from the start, even if his favourite pastime was to drive you completely mad, hao had always been able to make something resonate in you, in a way that no one had ever done before. it was very cliché to say that your rival was making you fall into a spiral of love that you should never have touched in the first place, but the truth was there, and against all odds, it was mutual. even though it was probably the alcohol that had helped him admit it to you.

« fuck it. » you suddenly let go, your hands leaving his shirt to grip his cheeks with determination. deflecting his face from your neck, you crushed your lips against his, with much more desire than you would have liked. and you felt him smile against your lips, his hands moving gently up to grip your hips and encircle your waist firmly. he was right after all, you were probably going to beg him to forget about this night when you've come back to your senses and are no longer under his charms because of the alcohol you've swallowed.

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[p8rasite]

hii, may i pls request [stop] with zhang hao?? my fav bp song is say my name! <3

[ STOP ] : sender to try and walk away, afraid they’re going to get their heart broken but receiver grabs their wrist and pulls them back in for a kiss.

cw : assumed rejection, emotional injury, kssing & cheesy but it’s hao so we let it pass 🥺

3:46 P.M. ↺ it’s not like you had much hope. but while you were preparing yourself for this moment, you thought he’d politely let you down (not the best but preferred option). of course that just has to be too much to ask..

because zhang hao’s silence inflicts a wound in your heart; much deeper than a chain of words could.

“i-i’ll just get going now.. uh, thank you for listening!” you tell him. the cheeriness in your tone is too forced to be believable, but you’ll stress over it later.. maybe. (you already have ‘stop wondering what you need to change’ on your to-do list so the former must sit in the back.)

turning on your heel, you take a deep breath and begin the walk of shame. except this one wasn’t just made after one night together—no, you’ve been paving this path from the moment you caught yourself falling for zhang hao. and you never stopped; not when he remained patient and persevering during your violin lessons, or when he stayed up with you to binge the horror genre on netflix.

caught up in your thoughts, you don’t hear him call your name. nor do you hear the rapid footfalls that grow louder and louder. actually, you only notice he followed you after he grasps your wrist and spins you around, forcing you to face him.

in fact, you don’t realize what that means until his strawberry-tinted lips is pressed against yours. but by the way you close your eyes and brace your hands upon his shoulders, you know what this entails for the two of you.

(as for your wounded heart? a kiss per stitch seems like a hefty price, but zhang hao happily pays for it every single time.)

❀ ... ⃕ not sure if i’ll make a taglist but feel free to buy me a kofi ! now, would you like to return to the masterlist? yes / no.

[yutito]

ZHANG HAO 'OVER ME'

[junnieverse]

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❥ 9:37 am (f.)(ts.)(o.)

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❥ without me (o.)(a.)

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[prettywon]

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HANBIN — N/A

MATTHEW — N/A

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[fangzhouzi]

方舟子推特合集（217）2018.5.6-10

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@fangshimin May 6 More 北大校长念白字丢人，北大向腾讯投诉删掉我微信公众号上有理有据的文章，更丢人。发一下这篇文章的图片版。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcf9XV0U0AAm1tD.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcf9XV1V4AA_npe.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcf9XVzVAAEyRtG.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcf9XVzVwAELbW4.jpg

Shi Pi ?

@Pistein Follow Follow @Pistein More Shi Pi Retweeted 方舟子 鹄的多音，康熙字典：“又《集韻》《正韻》姑沃切，音牿。”普通话念作gù，不作gǔ。作为鸟名的“胡沃切”和作为靶的“姑沃切”，都是入声，在进入北京话时声调会有一些变化。

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RockDeng ?

@rock_deng Follow Follow @rock_deng More Replying to @fangshimin 写得太好了，竟然是十几年前的文章，放在今天也很应景。

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@fangshimin May 6 More 方舟子 Retweeted RockDeng 我的很多文章再过几十年也还应景。

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@fangshimin May 6 More 微信公众号删文有三种：一、普通用户投诉，会通知作者有人投诉，一周后再决定是否删除。二、有权有势的投诉，立即删除，再通知作者，可申诉一次，网页显示“由用户投诉并经平台审核…”。例如我评北大校长念白字文章。三、网监部门下令删的，网页显示“接相关投诉…”，不能申诉，例如我评中兴的文章。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DckQkMXU0AAlecA.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DckQkMWVMAAt0IW.jpg

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@fangshimin May 6 More 马云又拜了犹太教的“大师”？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DckYXvkU8AADk-X.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DckYXvkV4AAHpnL.jpg

edifier ?

@edifier2018 Follow Follow @edifier2018 More Replying to @fangshimin 帽子是ps的。没办法，有中国人的地方就有谣言和造假。

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@fangshimin May 6 More 方舟子 Retweeted edifier 不戴白帽子根本就进不了那个地方。张嘴就说人ps，还觉得自己很聪明？有中国人的地方就有这种信口污蔑。

冯钧才 ?

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@fangshimin May 7 More 方舟子 Retweeted 冯钧才 我也去参观过“哭墙”，还需要你来扫盲？这跟戴不戴小帽子啥关系？没见马云做虔诚膜拜状？还是先治治你的眼盲。

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@fangshimin May 6 More 今年加州选民中民主党占44.6%，共和党占25.4%。20年来加州民主党比例基本不变，共和党比例逐年减少，共少了三分之一。今年大选共和党很可能没候选人参选州长和参议员，因为加州的初选是不分党派一起选，得票最多的两个作为正式候选人。目前有希望的全是民主党。只有个别保守选区还能选出共和党众议员。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dckw4arU8AAWsjV.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dckw4arVwAISRa9.jpg

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@fangshimin May 7 More 微信把我的文章《北大清华校长怎能念白字》删了倒也罢了，却还要说这篇文章“涉嫌违反相关法律法规和政策”，没读过我那篇文章的还以为我造了什么谣言或发了什么敏感议论，其实不过是批评了北大清华校长不认真，难道还有什么法律法规政策禁止批评北大清华校长？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dck3axMV4AAirhW.jpg

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@fangshimin May 7 More 这篇文章在微信公众号上也被删掉了。研究马克思主义也是禁区。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dck8DtVVMAA7Vmn.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dck8GV8VAAAverH.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dck8JM2U0AIdelR.jpg

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@fangshimin May 7 More 有受迫害妄想的脑残讲了一个并不好笑的自作聪明的笑话，然后让一帮自作聪明的脑残也跟着有受迫害妄想。现实是，按传统方式堆雪人是不会惹来任何麻烦的，不按传统方式堆雪人，例如堆一对同性恋，在某些地方倒有可能惹来麻烦，而被这些脑残瞧不起的“白左”要争取的不过是这种权利。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dco8VqTVAAAKles.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dco8VqTU8AAAAAu.jpg

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@fangshimin May 7 More 美国康乃狄格州通过法律，不管该州总统选举结果如何，该州选举人票将投给赢得全国票数的候选人，但只有在通过类似法律的州选举人总票数达到270票时法律才生效。目前有11个州通过类似法律，共165票。这些州全是自由化州，因为现代史上没有赢得全国票数却当选总统的只有共和党候选人：小布什和川普。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcpDEXhVwAASDLc.jpg

怜悯 ?

@zzwcj Replying to @fangshimin 这种是无赖的做法，输不起！！！

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@fangshimin May 7 More 方舟子 Retweeted 川粉这是啥脑子，居然认为算全国票数是无赖？那样的话全世界民主国家除了美国都是无赖？

怜悯 ?

@zzwcj Replying to @fangshimin 不知道您是什么脑子，既然法律已经规定选举人制度，选输了，就千方百计修改游戏规则，这不是输不起吗？

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@fangshimin May 7 More 方舟子 Retweeted 宪法规定了选举人制，可没有规定选举人要怎么投票，而是由各州自己规定。选举人怎么产生和投票，各州不尽相同而且改过几次。这个法案好几年前就在十个州通过了，跟选赢选输有什么关系？川粉既无知又自以为是，不是这样也当不了川粉。

WayneFung ?

@WayneFung4 Follow Follow @WayneFung4 More Replying to @fangshimin 这不搞笑吗? 下次自由派赢选举人票, 输普选票,再改过来吗? 会成炒股赔钱, 两边挨耳光.

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted WayneFung 伊利诺是2008年、麻省是2010年、加州是2011年通过类似法律的，当时是谁赢了选举？无知的川粉偏爱意淫，还觉得别人搞笑。

SN ?

@asusmt Follow Follow @asusmt More SN Retweeted 方舟子 美帝原先的设计就是为了一定程度减少多数人的暴政和大州与小州间尽量平衡，这下可好。

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted SN 当时设立选举人制的目的是想维护当时实行奴隶制的南方州的利益，但是怎么跟减少多数人的暴政扯上了？要防止多数人的暴政靠的是法治，跟选举制度有什么关系？难道要规定少数票当选才叫防止多数人暴政？

曹大米的爹 ?

@chrisrea1968 Follow Follow @chrisrea1968 More Replying to @fangshimin 不管该州总统选举结果如何，该州选举人票将投给赢得全国票数的候选人？ 这么做，将该州投票人的意愿置于何处？ 似乎有些更高位阶的法律问题。且等等看吧。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted 曹大米的爹 该州的投票也要记入全国票数的，对谁赢得全国票数至关重要，怎么叫“将该州投票人的意愿置于何处？”

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@fangshimin May 7 More 磁疗真的能治病吗？https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/tgm9Mt9viFFJwY4YdIua7g …

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@fangshimin May 7 More 马云在以色列（他差点写成以色利）哭墙的留言，这件书法作品能卖多少万啊？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcphyHyUwAAhcaN.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcphyH1V4AACpuz.jpg

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@fangshimin May 7 More 【不打自招】上周川普竞选团队原通讯主任因通俄案接受特别检察官穆勒的调查，之后对媒体说：川普千万别接受穆勒的取证要求，穆勒什么都知道，就等着川普回答问题时说假话好指控他做伪证。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcppQQTUwAAiIYB.jpg

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@fangshimin May 7 More 这个“专家”说古代鹄属于沃韵，沃古代读作yao，所以北大校长把鹄读做hao没错，是新华字典错了。沃韵还有“俗、烛、足、局”等字，该“专家”是不是要把这些字的韵母全都改成ao？这个“专家”不知道古代沃韵的字都是入声字，韵母大致相当于uok，怎么可能读成ao？如此不学无术也敢装专家给白字校长洗白？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcpvb5sV4AACMgW.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcpvb5uUQAAohqy.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcpvb5tVwAA7kEB.jpg

刘冬 ?

@lxd717 Follow Follow @lxd717 More 刘冬 Retweeted 方舟子 《说文解字》是汉代许慎著的，学习古代中华传统文献的权威工具书。根据里面的发音，的确是读hao。

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted 刘冬 你从汉代穿越过来的？你在汉代也是个白字先生。鹄在汉代是入声，怎么读hao？哦，你不懂什么叫入声，那就别装汉代人。

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@fangshimin May 7 More 北大的“专家”为了替校长洗白，还想拉诗圣下水，说杜甫有一首“律诗”中鹄、劳、高、曹押韵，可见鹄读hao。其实那是一首古体诗，被“专家”删掉了好几句冒充“律诗”（何况律诗只能押平声韵），原诗中鹄是和独、足、木、得、鹿押韵的，在现代的读音就是hu。该“专家”不仅不学无术，还窜改文献，公然造假。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcp33mKVAAEh-Ld.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcp33mLVwAE-Ooy.jpg

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@fangshimin May 7 More 川普夫人今天正式发起反对网络欺凌（当然他老公例外），以她的名义发布一本小册子《与小孩谈上网》，被发现和2014年奥巴马当局出的小册子几乎一模一样，又抄袭了（大家还记得她以前抄过奥巴马夫人的演讲稿？）。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcp_cJ-V4AACUVO.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcp_cJ9V0AEirA5.jpg

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@fangshimin May 8 More 锻炼会刺激心脏产生新的心肌细胞，修复心脏损伤：成年小鼠运动8周后，产生的新的心肌细胞的量是不运动成年小鼠的4.6倍。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcqFskIVAAACSHw.jpg

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@fangshimin May 8 More 我家种的月季（170） https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DctxhziVMAA-TyC.jpg

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@fangshimin May 8 More “No Apple No die”啥意思？没苹果不会死？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dct_3WWVAAAPcWT.jpg

貓娘NACKRHLOIPSN-4-1 ?

@My_Litt1e_Pony Follow Follow @My_Litt1e_Pony More Replying to @fangshimin DIE就是ic未封装前的晶粒,是从硅晶片(wafer)上用激光切割下,将半导体晶圆(wafer)分割而成的小片(Die)。每一个DIE就是一个独立的功能尚未封装的芯片，它可由一个或多个电路组成,但最终将被作为一个单位而封装起来成为我们常见的内存颗粒，CPU等常见芯片。

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted 貓娘NACKRHLOIPSN-4-1 神洗地的来了。就算饮料公司的广告策划知道什么“DIE就是一个独立的功能尚未封装的芯片”，那么说又是什么意思？“没有苹果就没有芯片”？这种洗地和那些说北大校长是在念古音的“专家”一样无耻。

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@fangshimin May 8 More 伊朗从川普撕毁美国自己发起的核协议一事得到的教训是：一定要像朝鲜那样搞出核武器川普才会怕你、巴结你，否则即使全世界都支持也没用。如果一个国家发起、签署的协议政府一换届就可以立即撕毁，谁还愿意跟它谈判、签协议？除了那些本来就不打算遵守协议的国家。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcuQ7M_VMAAsYLi.jpg

FENG DONG ?

@middlefeng Follow Follow @middlefeng More FENG DONG Retweeted 方舟子 前半部分不做置评。后半部分有评判错误。协议本身就给予美国总统每 90 天进行一次审核的权力。川普的行为是在协议框架之内的。

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted FENG DONG 那是美国国会给奥巴马找事干，要求总统每90天审核伊朗是否执行协议，跟协议本身有什么关系？

FENG DONG ?

@middlefeng Follow Follow @middlefeng More Replying to @fangshimin 那么川普今天做的也只是告诉国会他不再通过这个审核。撕毁协议的不会是川普。这么看来，你原推的后半部分还没发生。前半部分关于「川普撕毁」也是不对的。

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted FENG DONG 原来是个傻子，连“伊朗违反协议所以美国撤销协议”（国会的要求）和“虽然伊朗没有违反协议但美国撕毁协议”（川普的做法）的区别都分不清。

岁月如歌 ?

@msli852maggie Follow Follow @msli852maggie More 岁月如歌 Retweeted 方舟子 谁先撕毁协议的？以色列把证据放在全世界面前，你当个个都跟你一样瞎？

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted 岁月如歌 以色列的所谓证据是什么时候的事你看了？川粉白长了一双眼睛还把全世界都当瞎子。

飘来飘去999 ?

@Pk0pv2vDNTI1zK3 Follow Follow @Pk0pv2vDNTI1zK3 More Replying to @fangshimin 以色列偷到的几吨文件是假的吗？

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted 飘来飘去999 真的也跟现在没有任何关系，都是十几年前的文件，没人怀疑以前伊朗在搞核武器。

Tony Tang ?

@TonyTt64 Follow Follow @TonyTt64 More Replying to @fangshimin 如果伊朗本来就不打算遵守协议呢？

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted Tony Tang 一拍脑袋就说伊朗本来不打算遵守协议？连川普都不敢那么说，因为国际机构、各国政府、美国国务院都说这三年来伊朗严格遵守了协议。

chedan007 ?

@chedan007 Replying to @fangshimin 川普怕过谁？你违反了协议我为什么不可以解除协议？

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@fangshimin May 8 More 方舟子 Retweeted 连川普都不敢说伊朗违反了协议所以才退出（他只是说这个协议不好），川粉倒敢说，还是川粉的嘴巴更厉害。

青 ?

@WLHWHICE Follow Follow @WLHWHICE More Replying to @fangshimin 你应该看看协议的原文，协议每九十天审议一次，美国总统决定是否仍留在该协议内，但国会可以否决。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted 青 协议原文在这，你��信你看得懂？https://www.state.gov/documents/organization/245317.pdf … 分不清国际协议和美国法律，对协议原文一无所知，还牛轰轰教训别人应该看看协议原文，脸皮堪比川普。

MrHighlanderOne ?

@MrHighlanderOn1 Follow Follow @MrHighlanderOn1 More Replying to @fangshimin 而川普从伊朗不遵守核协议一事得到的教训是 : 如果这个核协议只是一纸空文 , 为什么还要自欺欺人 ? 撕毁可也 !  也直接警告朝鲜 : 要谈也必須真真正正谈出成果 , 休想使诈 !  川普錯在哪里 ?

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted MrHighlanderOne 国际原子能机构、欧盟、美国国务院和国防部、美国众议院武器委员会主席（共和党）都说伊朗遵守了核协议，川普也不敢说伊朗没遵守，怎么川粉要当川普的蛔虫，把他不敢说的话振振有词��说出来呢？连川普撕毁核协议的理由都不知道，偏要装得比谁都高明。

Henry Zhang ?

@henryzhgca Follow Follow @henryzhgca More Replying to @fangshimin 为什么一帮子川粉那么看得上以色列所谓的证据（库存起来的旧的核武计划文件），而全世界也没几个国家拿这些当一回事儿。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted Henry Zhang 因为国内传成了以色列发现伊朗在偷造核武器，川粉就信了。

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@fangshimin May 8 More 发表新文章：中国科学院岂能搞迷信活动https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/Z1vEAur-FGtuaiiuL4UUOw …

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@fangshimin May 8 More 川普：“退出伊朗核协议将让美国更安全。”记者：“总统先生，这怎么会让美国更安全？”川普：“非常感谢。这将让美国更加安全。”难怪很多人认为他有老年痴呆。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcuur8nWkAAsaah.jpg

且鲁 ?

@panqielu Follow Follow @panqielu More Replying to @fangshimin 答记者问的常用技巧而已

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted 且鲁 川粉把大家都设想得和川普、川粉一样白痴，然后说这是常用技巧。

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@fangshimin May 8 More 对比奥巴马关于川普撕毁伊朗核协议的声明和川普的讲话，一个是心平气和讲道理的大人，一个是怒气冲冲的小孩。伊朗核协议被称为现代史上最成功的武器控制协议，得到所有大国和联合国的支持，但越是这样，川普越要撕毁，因为那是奥巴马的外交成就，他对奥巴马有一种变态的仇恨。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvGZ2fV4AEypIh.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvGZ2gVMAAdR1E.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvGZ2gVMAE84fr.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvGZ2fV0AAjxfn.jpg

kathleen wu ?

@xyskathleen Follow Follow @xyskathleen More Replying to @fangshimin 奥巴马的一切成就都反衬他的无能与邪恶，川普恨他恨得不惜让整个世界陪葬。讽刺的是，他老婆却对奥巴马夫妇崇拜得很，不惜一抄再抄。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted kathleen wu 反正川普已经当定史上最差总统，再怎么折腾也不会更差，就多踩奥巴马几脚，把奥巴马的政治遗产全破坏了，免得奥巴马的历史地位太高。

许双兴 ?

@XuShuangXing Follow Follow @XuShuangXing More Replying to @fangshimin 当中兴被制裁时，无数洗地的出来说：该！没有契约精神。可当老美单方退出伊核协议时，这群重视契约精神的所谓文明“人”却消失了

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted 许双兴 会翻墙不会睁眼看看世界，没看到无数的美国人和其他国家的人抨击川普出于对奥巴马的怨恨退出伊朗核协议是背信弃义，让美国在国际上丧失信誉？只会生活在意淫的世界里。

Mitch ?

@Viking_Sec Follow Follow @Viking_Sec More Replying to @fangshimin 我几次问了别的熟悉中国政治的学家，有几个不同的看法。

为什么有那么多中国川粉？我几月前以为中国人不会喜欢他的对中国的激烈态度，可是上网研究以后川普有一个比较大的中国粉丝群。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted Mitch 为什么中国有那么多川粉（以及为什么中国来的移民有那么多川粉），这是一个博士学位论文课题。

Henry Zhang ?

@henryzhgca Follow Follow @henryzhgca More Replying to @vm_cmj @fangshimin @iruitui 你要什么行动？国际原子能机构，欧盟是笨蛋还是傻子，只有他特朗普是明白人

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted Henry Zhang 应该说“只有川普和川粉是明白人”，而且川粉比川普还明白。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 中微已开发出5纳米技术，领先国外10纳米7纳米技术，是中微尹董事长去年在央视一个节目里对着镜头亲口讲的，现在怎么变成了小文人造谣？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvZYtwU8AEQQZS.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvZYtxU0AAkhy1.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvZYt1UwAAz4pC.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvZYt4UQAA9OHT.jpg

赵亮 ?

@GnrZhao Follow Follow @GnrZhao More Replying to @fangshimin 这条方先生应该澄清一下，这次的确打错了，视频里说了我国在40nm芯片的水平，这里5nm指的是刻蚀机。可以考证一下我们真的有5nm的刻蚀机吗？

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted 赵亮 中微董事长的短信哪里谈到了5纳米技术指的是什么技术？他是否认他提到过研发出5纳米技术。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 这个“Kevin在纽约”不懂装懂，误导国内读者。伊朗核协议是国际协议，哪会规定美国政府怎么通过？当时共和党国会反对该协议，但没有足够票数推翻奥巴马的否决，两党妥协后改通过《伊朗核协议审核法》，要求总统每90天审核一次伊朗执行情况。这是国会刁难奥巴马，他却造谣是奥巴马自己留的后门。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DczIuznVAAAXvNt.jpg

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted 方舟子 当时奥巴马曾表示会否决《伊朗核协议审核法》，但这个法案最后在参议院98:1、众议院400:25通过，奥巴马否决也没用，所以没否决。现在川粉却造谣是奥巴马自己留的后门，好像因此川普就不用承担美国背信弃义的责任似的。

不想说 ?

@ww3563 Follow Follow @ww3563 More Replying to @fangshimin 老方完全不懂伊斯兰。历史上他们都是欺骗签订和平协议，然后暗地偷偷发展军备的。川普的做法，绝对是明智的，不信你可以等着观望事态的发展。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted 不想说 看来各个国际机构、欧盟都没你懂伊斯兰，应该请你去当联合国秘书长。知道伊朗核协议确定了怎么防止伊朗偷偷发展核武器吗？不知道？也只有自以为聪明的妄人才会去当川粉。

Rui Zhu ?

@bluepig520 Follow Follow @bluepig520 More Replying to @fangshimin 比张伯伦达拉第懂希特勒的人多了 他们也没当领导人做决策

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted Rui Zhu 川粉把除了川普以外的各大国领导人、国际机构全当张伯伦，川普和川粉倒是丘吉尔？懂得国际社会共识和一意孤行的区别吗？

Eddie Cheng ?

@realEddieCheng Following Following @realEddieCheng More Replying to @fangshimin 当年张伯伦倒的确是有或代表国际共识的，丘吉尔只是一意孤行，被普遍当作疯子、战争狂。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 方舟子 Retweeted Eddie Cheng 当时苏联反对张伯伦和希特勒签的慕尼黑协定，如果当时有联合国，一票否决。英国国内反对的不只丘吉尔，左派、工党也都反对。保守党内部也很多人反对。

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@fangshimin May 9 More 中南大学湘雅医院原外科主任张阳德两三年前因为腐败被抓，现在放出来了？还变成“国学大师”了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DczaGsiVAAEZvCn.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DczaGsfUQAAGCke.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DczaGsiVwAA9sOI.jpg

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@fangshimin May 9 More 昨天对川普撕毁核协议的关注掩盖了一个爆炸性新闻：川普的个人律师被爆出通过空壳公司（就是给风暴姐封口费的那个）收了俄国人一百多万美元，在川普当选后还收了几家大公司几百万美元。这挖下去就是通俄证据，还是个腐败大案。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DczetHkU0AAdjtg.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DczetIPUQAA4IoB.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DczetIMUwAEz0Qs.jpg

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@fangshimin May 9 More 发表新文章：“鹄”字究竟应该怎么读？https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/0spGM1M9SHl6LYuEyOABJg …

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@fangshimin May 9 More 川普的私人律师是美国最全能的咨询顾问：他注册的空壳公司说是做房地产咨询，韩国航空工业公司（正竞争卖给美国训练机）给他15万美元用于产品费用会计咨询，瑞士诺华制药给他120万咨询美国医疗政策（说是律师主动找他们），美国通讯公司AT&T（美国政府正审查其兼并计划）给他60万咨询对政府的“洞察”。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc0IZPGV0AAqZgx.jpg

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@fangshimin May 10 More 【美国式白字】美国国务卿蓬皮奥把金正恩叫做“恩主席”，这还是当过中情局局长的呢。川普夫人把她的行动计划叫Be Best，有人说这肯定是川普的主意，才会出这么低级的语法错误。（英语最高级要加定冠词，只能说Be Better或Be the Best） https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc0UDpxUwAA4UDD.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc0UDuXV4AELfHw.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc0UDuTVwAAbUic.jpg

Henry Wei ?

@digitalbroadway More Henry Wei Retweeted Best 在这里或许作为名词或代词使用的。因不是形容词，也就没有比较级的区别。

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@fangshimin May 10 More 方舟子 Retweeted 你学的哪国英语？川普国英语？

ssynhtn ?

@ssynhtn Follow Follow @ssynhtn More Replying to @fangshimin 是 be your best 的缩写吧，查了下词典 best 有很多种用法, be best听上去好像没有很怪

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@fangshimin May 10 More 方舟子 Retweeted ssynhtn 哈佛语言学家斯蒂夫.平克说Be Best听上去好奇怪，英国《卫报》专门发了篇文章批评该错误，当然他们的英语水平都不如中国的民间英语高手，这么多人翻墙来教育我这么用没错。

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@s_pdb1 More Replying to @BaoJiYeLao @fangshimin 不过讽刺的是英国《卫报》其实自己的报道和文章里就有无数的”be best"，我觉得这个揪这个可能意思不大。另外，Steven Arthur Pinker主业是实验心理，语言学是指语言认知方面的研究而非词法或语法方面的。

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@fangshimin May 11 More 方舟子 Retweeted 《卫报》自己用了无数”be best “？你这是造谣《卫报》编辑英语太差，还是自己英语差得连be best man, be best for, be best at等等和be best的差别都不懂，还觉得自己比平克还懂英语？

BarryL ?

@barrylongface Follow Follow @barrylongface More Replying to @s_pdb1 @fangshimin @ZaibinLu 平克那本the sense of style是本世纪最好的英语写作指南，相比较而言，elements of style, on writing well都是抱残守缺的老古董

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@fangshimin May 11 More 方舟子 Retweeted BarryL 是的，那个妄人除了造谣《卫报》自己无数次出错外，还不知道平克是英语写作的权威人士。

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@s_pdb1 More Replying to @YanXiaochuan1 @fangshimin be best 这样的用法在专业论文，英美报刊，各大名校（包括方老师的msu）都再正常不过了，真是无奈啊 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc9u1kYU8AAYUa7.jpg

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@fangshimin May 11 More 方舟子 Retweeted 还真是个半文盲，连文章标题为了简明可以省略冠词都不知道，还牛轰轰看不起英语写作指南的作者。据说清华字母串弱智还拿平克文章中的be best to笑话他，更是全文盲。

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@s_pdb1 More Replying to @fangshimin 半文盲谈不上，假假也是理工类的博士，英文是平时一直用的工作语言。且不说be best有多重含义，既然您说文章标题可以省略冠词，您觉得这里的标语口号就不能了吗？

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@fangshimin May 11 More 方舟子 Retweeted 你不仅是半文盲，还是个弱智，能从标题可以省略就敢推出口号也可以省略，工作用点英语就觉得自己的语感比众多批评这个口号的以英语为母语的人和写过英语写作指南的专家更好，不是跟那个英语水平低到分不清副词与形容词、惯用法与最高级却敢嘲笑语言学家的清华字母串一样弱智是什么？

Leo shi ?

@leoshi9822 Follow Follow @leoshi9822 More Replying to @fangshimin 如果有个母语是英语或者常年生活在英美国家的人跟我说某短语有文法错误，我基本上不会去反驳。一则这就是个普通谈话内容，我不可能每句话都去求证。二则自己不专业没办法分辨。这些人这么痴迷于对方舟子说的每个观点或者事情提出异议，说明他们尽力在维护什么。比如要证明比方舟子厉害，比如维护川普。

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@fangshimin May 12 More 方舟子 Retweeted Leo shi 因为方黑和川粉都不是正常人类，不能以常理判断。

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@fangshimin May 10 More 两年前美国国会通过法律要求对含转基因成分的食品加标志，让美国农业部在两年内提出标志方案。现在美国农业部公布了方案，给转基因食品贴阳光笑脸标志（也可贴二维码），这是要把反转控气死？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc0dNibVwAAJH7_.jpg

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@fangshimin May 10 More 艺术家的确更容易发疯：有创造性的人得精神分裂症的风险增加了90%。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc4MOORV4AUx13V.jpg

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@fangshimin May 10 More 从2020年起，加州所有新房子都必须装太阳板屋顶用太阳能发电。目前太阳能发电占加州总发电量的16%。加州法律规定到2030年无碳排放发电必须占到至少一半。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc4Tqr4U0AA8c4w.jpg

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@fangshimin May 10 More 已经逝去的前科学“过去好时光”https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/vSCaVDWbSg9NstUnNdrksA …

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@fangshimin May 10 More 另一个美国：美国最穷的州之一西佛吉尼亚的政府医保不管牙科，其牙齿保健状况和印度农村差不多，劳工阶层四分之一已丧失六颗以上牙齿，老年人38%牙齿掉光了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc5KS1PXUAAPK2a.jpg

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@fangshimin May 10 More 中兴被制裁一事本来美国媒体没当大新闻，现在突然同一时间美国各主流媒体都报道中兴已停产，像是有人策划似的。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc5QuZ2XcAARjmO.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc5QuZ3XUAA3top.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc5QuZ2W0AEGfO2.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc5QuZ3X0AAd90k.jpg

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@fangshimin May 10 More 可以深夜撸串，不可以深夜打车，是不是这样，团中央？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc5W4mGW0AAMh1a.jpg

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@fangshimin May 10 More 科骗公园说只有吸血蝙蝠才会传播狂犬病，其他蝙蝠不会，这种伪科普要害死人的。美国没有吸血蝙蝠，但是蝙蝠是美国最主要的狂犬病传染源，美国几乎所有狂犬病都是因为被蝙蝠咬伤导致的，平均每年有两个被蝙蝠传染狂犬病的病例。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc5ch0XWsAAt4n-.jpg

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“ 📲 BIP ! YOU JUST GOT A TEXT ! ” ft. zhang hao

or simply : random daily texts with boyfriend ! hao.

hao x reader, genre : fluff, warning : none

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“ WE'RE SO CLICHÉ. ” ft. ot9

in which : i associate love tropes with members.

ot9 x gn!reader, genre : mostly fluff, warning : alcohol consumption in jiwoong's, bullying in hao's, swearing and blood in gunwook's, a little bit of jealousy in yujin's, word count : 3,164

kim jiwoong ♡⃗ exes to lovers

i feel like you and jiwoong had a little love story when you were younger, at the beginning of high school for example

so when you finished your high school studies, you lost touch and kind of.. break up

to meet up again later by chance, through a mutual friend you had and organized a "school memories" party where all former students gathered

and coming face to face with jiwoong brought back old feelings — he still looks the same, but in a more manly and mature way

and your heart suddenly raced, because seeing the love of your youth has made you all things again

and vice versa

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀« oh y/n ! i'm happy you're here ! » says your childhood friend as she welcomes you into her home with open arms. a smile on your lips, you embraced her, checking on her, recalling fond memories of the past. but as your eyes drifted over the other people in the room, they focused on one particular figure : your ex-boyfriend from highschool. apologizing to her, you walked away to gently approach jiwoong, who in turn laid eyes on you. he was always the same, but taller, more masculine, more mature, but always with the same deep gaze and prince charming smile. grabbing two glasses of champagne, he finally approached you, handing you one with a smirk that caused your heart to miss a beat. « hi y/n, it's been a long time.. » you nodded gently, watching him for a long minute, trying to understand why your heart was suddenly racing so fast. old memories resurfaced in your head as the evening progressed, until it was time to leave, finding the two of you in the entrance to the building. and when he placed a warm kiss on your cheek, innocently slipping a piece of paper into the palm of your hand, you thought that maybe, just maybe, the flame of your love wasn't totally extinguished.

other members under the cut !

zhang hao ♡⃗ rivals to lovers

listen, he's number one in everything he do

he's so so so so so competitive

so of course, when you're as good as him in everything, he understands he has competition

and oh boy, he is so determined to destroy you and so are you

so for many years, your relationship is based on arguments and repeated bickering — a competition the whole school knows about, even forming “team hao” and “team y/n”

but one thing's for sure : hao is the only one who can compete with you and make fun of your grades. so when someone decides to attack you, right in front of his eyes, he's the first to defend you

which surprises everyone

and create a new sensation in your heart

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀« who do you think you are, talking to them like that? » hao said suddenly, drawing the attention of the other students in the class. your eyes opened wide, observing his silhouette with his back to you, who had just slid in front of you — as if to protect you. the girl who had been trying to belittle you earlier suddenly found herself caught in the middle, with only one way out : to runaway. as she slipped away with a sigh, the other students around you commented in low voices, which didn't stop hao from turning to you, gently knocking the top of your skull. « don't let people put you down, okay? you know what you're worth. » — coming from the person who beats you all day long, it meant a lot. so you simply nodded, trying to ignore your heart pounding in your chest, but his hand grabbed your wrist, forcing you to get up and leave the classroom with him. which led you to end up in the library, studying in the company of the man you consider your rival. but well.. a cute one.

sung hanbin ♡⃗ soulmate

the invisible red string between you and hanbin is so real

ever since you were little, you've always felt that the love of your life, your soulmate, was not far from you

you pushed away every person who approached you in a loving way, to wait for the precise moment when you would meet the only one person who would be number one in your heart

and one day, as you entered the new cute and cosy café near your house

you saw it in the eyes of the pretty barista — the little spark that appeared when your eyes meet each other's for the first time

and instantly, your heart knew it, he knew hanbin (you still had the time to read his name on the nametag hanging on his apron) was the love of your life

your one and only soulmate

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you were frozen, facing the cash register, your eyes completely hypnotized and stuck on the boy in front of you. he was pretty, handsome, he looked as soft as cotton, radiant as the sun, cute as a puppy. and he was watching you in exactly the same way : as if two wires had touched in your heads and you'd short-circuited. his eyes seemed like two deep wells, into which you suddenly lost yourself — your heart was pounding as you suddenly found yourself at a loss for words. this boy seemed to be the one you'd been waiting for all your life. but you were snapped out of your trance when the person behind you suddenly cleared his throat, leaving the cute barista to finally speak. « uh, mh, hi- welcome. i'm hanbin, what can we do for you? » after coming to your senses, looking everywhere but into his eyes, you gave him your order, paid, and waited patiently on the side. you couldn't help but observe him, the slightest of his delicate gestures and the smile that clung to his lips over and over again. until you received your order, and noticed a phone number on your cup. “ i'm hanbin, call me when you want :)xx ”

seok matthew ♡⃗ boy next door

he's the perfect cliché of the cute-hot boy who's just moved in next door to you

look at him, his smile, almost every morning when you're out to pick up your mails

and you just.. freeze, looking at him and his honey voice when he told you “hello neighbor”

and you just runaway — slightly embarrassed at having remained frozen in place without saying anything

and after that, every time you hear a noise near your door, you sneak a peek to catch a glimpse of him, watching him taking care of the plants around your shared balcony

until one day, when you suddenly need a carton of milk, and you have no choice but to ask your beloved next-door neighbor for help

..ending up cooking pancakes with him

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you didn't know what to say, when he was standing in front of you, and you didn't look at all presentable. flour on your apron, and a spatula in your hands, you'd suddenly forgotten that you needed milk to make pancakes. « need help, neighbor? » he said suddenly, a chuckle escaping his lips, which brought you back down to earth. « hey, sorry, do you have milk? i want to make pancakes but i forgot the milk. » — nodding positively, he walked away for a few moments before returning with a carton of milk. but as you reached out to retrieve it, he gently pushed you as he closed the door to his apartment, pulling you into yours. « i'll help you, you seem to be having a hard time. » he announced, with a drop-dead smile that you didn't dare to refuse. following him to the kitchen, he helped you prepare the recipe, even taking the time to get to know you and make you laugh. finally, something interesting was happening between you.

kim taerae ♡⃗ first love

listen. taerae is so first love coded and you can't change my mind

he's the boy everyone secretly dreams about

the one you watch dreamily in class and who never fails to make your heart skip a beat every time he smiles

and when you finally get to date him, oh boi- you're in heaven

he's literally so sweet : always here for you, fingers that never miss an opportunity to tuck a lock of your hair behind your ear, take you home after school, help you study, ect ect..

he's the one who makes you discover love : the butterflies in your stomach, the scenarios in your head that become real, the sweetness of a first kiss, the soft warmth that settles in your chest when he tells you you're beautiful

a smile and you're won over. taerae is and will always be your first love

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it was a pretty warm afternoon, cherry blossom petals dancing in the air and the sun streaming through the classroom windows. you watched the clouds sail across the sky, tapping your fingers against the wood of your school table, when he entered the room. a gentle smile tugging at his lips as he caught sight of you, dreaming in your corner. then he moved towards you, settling into the chair opposite you before placing a light kiss on your cheek to bring you out of your reverie. taken aback by his action, millions of butterflies flew into your stomach, while your stunned eyes finally found the face of taerae. « i was looking for you, » he says, placing a carton of chocolate milk in front of you, « would you like to go for a walk with me after school? » — of course, you weren't going to turn down the chance to spend a special moment with the boy who was introducing you to all the emotions of first love. with your heart pounding in your chest, you nodded positively at the same time as his fingers clasped yours.

shen ricky ♡⃗ forbidden love

honestly i was thinking about a secretly rich trope but i feel like ricky really likes to tell people he actually is rich.. so naur

so my other option is. i can imagine him as a fake bad boy.

like he hates everyone but you..

so when you noticed him at school, he had already noticed you — but he played the unapproachable guy until you needed a hand with another guy who was getting a little too close to you

and suddenly you saw him from a different angle, and that menacing yet nonchalant look he had on his face made your heart miss a beat — pushing you closer and closer to the forbidden

obviously, the people around you don't approve of your relationship with him at all

but it's not like you care

he may be mean to others, but he's always been upright, courteous and gentle to you

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀midnight had just passed, as the clock on your bedroom wall told you, and yet you were still working on your homework for the next day. a sigh left your lips as you rubbed your eyes, and suddenly your peace was disturbed by a few almost inaudible knocks against your bedroom window. frowning, you approached it, hesitantly shifting your curtain to finally catch a glimpse of ricky's face. hurrying to open your window, the young boy entered your room in no time, before hooking his arms around your hips to press you against him. « what are you doing here? » you asked, whispering so as not to alert your parents about the intruder who was currently in your room at such a late hour. slipping your arms around your neck, ricky simply smiled, « i missed you. » he affirmed, placing a kiss on your cheek before deviating to your lips. even if you loved the fact that he'd show up at any hours just because he missed you, you still had to be careful and make sure you could continue to see him despite your parents' prohibition. « you know my parents are here? » — ricky shook his head, shrugged his shoulders and lifted you off the ground, kissing you passionately while telling you how much he didn't care.

kim gyuvin ♡⃗ fake dating

he can't be serious but trust me, he's the most perfect fake boyfriend you could ask for

just imagine that you've promised to bring someone to your sister's wedding — but unfortunately you are completely alone

your only option is to ask someone you trust to take on this role for the duration of a ceremony : and that's where gyuvin comes in

and he's perfect : his hand on your hip and his eyes attentive to your every word, having fun with your younger cousins and talking to your parents about anything and everything

he's charming, polite and gallant — the perfect son-in-law according to your mother and the hot jackpot according to your sister

and when you finally have a little moment alone together, and you're about to thank him for the perfect fulfillment of his role, you meet the gleam in his eyes and that silly little smile that hangs on his lips

and suddenly nothing exists around you anymore — all that's left is him, you, and the sun shining on his caramel skin.

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the sun passing through the leaves gently settles on gyuvin's face, who looks at you in the most tender way possible. his hand is naturally hooked on yours — which suddenly makes you realize that he doesn't have to put on an act when it's just the two of you. « you can stop pretending, you know? » you say softly, but his pupils don't move from yours. on the contrary, his free hand moves towards your face, grazing your skin, touching your cheeks with his fingertips, as if there were only the two of you left on earth. you thought your heart was going to escape from your chest, because he was no longer pretending — his hand gently tugged on yours, pulling you closer to him, spinning slowly to the rhythm of the background music. « i think we should be careful and always act like a couple so as not to arouse suspicion, don't you think? » he whispered in your ear, and you just love the way he makes you feel at that very moment. as if you two weren't just fake.

park gunwook ♡⃗ enemies to lovers

okay this is from a personal experience because my boys planet' story with gunwook is enemies to lovers

since you met him, your relationship with gunwook has been very complicated — he don't really like you, and you don't really like him either

he tends to play the big guy to show off his superiority and that's what annoyed you about him in the first place

so ever since, you've despised him and given him death glares at every opportunity — and he can't help but prank or scare you at every opportunity

until the day you get paired together for a school project.

and, even though you'd have liked to do the job yourself from start to finish, your teacher didn't agree with you at all, which forced you to tolerate him a little

and introduced you to a new side of gunwook that you'd never seen before — a cute and silly kitty

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀sitting on the floor of your living room, your work books covering every nook and cranny of the coffee table, not a word had left your lips or gunwook's since the start of the afternoon. but the atmosphere seemed heavy, this silence more distressing than relaxing, in the end. sighing as you got up to go to the kitchen, you tiptoed over to grab a glass from the top of the cupboard. but not everything went according to plan : and the next thing you know, the glass was on the floor, broken, and your finger was bleeding. « shit. » you say, running to the sink to put your wounded finger under the water, juggling from one foot to the other while holding back from swearing at how much it hurt. and suddenly gunwook was at your side, one hand on your shoulder and his eyes riveted on your wound, « do you have a first aid kit somewhere? » — nodding as you indicated where it was, you watched him grab the object and return to you, wrapping your finger in a clean cloth before guiding you into the living room. here, gunwook tended to your wound delicately, meticulously, asking you repeatedly if you weren't in pain. he was much gentler than most people you knew — he who tended to act tough in front of others, was actually an adorable kitten. with a smile on his lips, he lifted your hand and placed a magic kiss on top of the bandage he'd made, and that's probably when your heart decided to make room for him inside.

han yujin ♡⃗ childhood friends to lovers

he's still a child okay

so i can easily imagine yujin as a childhood friend

playing cards and video games as kids, right up to entering high school hand in hand

nevertheless, i imagine that you have different groups of friends, even if you remain each other's number one

and you meet up every day after class to go home together and tell each other about your day

obviously, you don't notice it, but yujin always keeps an eye on you — without showing the slight jealousy growing in his heart every time he sees you getting a little too close to your other friends

he's never shy about reminding you that he's right there and that he's still your favorite

just imagine ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀waiting patiently in front of the school gate, yujin kicked a pebble before suddenly hearing your voice ring out. looking away from the road to observe you, he watched you walk up to him after you had greeted your new friends. as you reached your best friend, you planted yourself in front of him, a grandiose smile hanging on your lips, creating a slight reddish tinge at the tip of yujin's ears. squinting as you started to move forward, you hurried over to him and slipped your hands around his arm, pulling him closer to you, « yah. you walk too fast with your long legs. » — slowing down to walk at the same speed as you, he was content to listen attentively as you told him about your day, nodding from time to time and speaking up when necessary. but you could see that something was on his mind, so you stopped walking, forcing him to stop and turn to face you with a questioning expression. « what's on your mind, han yujin? » you say, your sun-filled eyes dazzling his. clearing his throat while looking away, rubbing the back of his neck nervously, you tilted your head slightly to one side, watching yujin with a small smile on your lips. « i'm still your favorite, mh? » he asked, daring to look deep into your eyes, « because you'll always be mine. » — you couldn't explain, but it was like in the romance books, with butterflies in your stomach and your heart beating wildly.

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[kkongdakz]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i follow the waves to the MASTERLIST ,

𓇼 kim jiwoong ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

you'll be fine · fluff, angst, comfort

𓇼 zhang hao ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

drunk of you · angst, suggestive

𓇼 sung hanbin ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

too perfect · fluff, angst, comfort

𓇼 seok matthew ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

𓇼 kim taerae ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

this loser · fluff

a summ(lov)er song · fluff

𓇼 shen ricky ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

sunlight · fluff

wrong time · angst

i missed you · fluff

wooden tower block · angst

𓇼 kim gyuvin ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

battery recharge · fluff

kiss it better · fluff

puppy dog eyes · fluff

all good things must come to an end · angst

start over ? · smau

i sea you · fluff, comfort

love or die · angst, fluff

𓇼 park gunwook ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

one bed · fluff

𓇼 han yujin ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

a look at you · fluff

𓇼 zerobaseone ,

zb1 reactions when you're sick · fluff

zb1 reactions when you're wearing one of their clothes · fluff

zb1 reactions when you want to do the lipstick trend · fluff, suggestive

zb1 as romantic tropes · fluff

hyung line ,

kiss me · fluff, suggestive

maknae line ,

nothing yet..

[kkongdakz]

“ YOU'RE SICK? ” ft. ot9

synopsis : their reactions when you're sick but you don't want to tell them.

ot9 x gn!reader, genre : fluff, warning : reader is sick, wc : 1.378k

you didn't expect the door to your apartment to suddenly open to reveal a distraught kim jiwoong. watching him with your questioning eyes, over the very warm plaid that covered your entire body despite this beautiful summer day, the man approached you to place his hand against your forehead. « you're back early today. » you noted, as jiwoong got rid of his jacket, coming to slide against you, « your colleague told me you were sick, so i took the rest of my work day to come and take care of you. why you didn't call me? » camouflaging yourself in your blanket again, coughing until your lungs burst, your boyfriend's arms went around your waist. « because i'm fine. and you didn't have to so that. but i won't deny that i'm happy you're here. » — and the smile on his lips suddenly cured all your diseases.

lying on your bed, you sighed as you heard your phone ring, displaying zhang hao's name on your screen. it had to be said, that ignoring all his calls of the day was probably not your best idea. but your loss of voice prevents you from talking to him, and you didn't want to tell him because you didn't want to worry him. but it seems that it was all for nothing, when you saw the message you had just received : “you're sick and you didn't tell me?” — you were convinced that your friend must have told him without realizing it. so, when you told him that yes, you were sick but that it was okay, you didn't have to wait long to get an answer from him. “i'll be there in a bit.” wasn't the answer you expected but at least, being in his company even without speaking was not unpleasant.

« what are you doing here? » was the only thing you said when you saw sung hanbin at your doorstep. he didn't look very happy, but he seemed mostly worried and concerned. « you didn't answer my messages, so i called your mother.. » rolling your eyes at his statement, a long sigh left your lips before he spoke again, « why didn't you tell me you were sick? », « it's nothing serious, just a cold. » — but your answer was not enough for him, so he approached you, placing a hand against your forehead, and suddenly his eyes became like marbles. « are you kidding me? you are boiling with fever ! », « hanbin, i can- » — but you didn't have time to say anything more, because he was already in your kitchen, ready to prepare the best soup of your life.

« what are you doing on my sofa? » you say as you enter your living room, coming face to face with seok matthew. your boyfriend left his initiated place to approach you, placing a hand on your forehead, « they were not lying, you are indeed sick. why didn't you call me? » shrugging, you slid into his arms, tucking your head against his chest, « i didn't want to worry you. » a smile spread across his face as he wrapped your frail body around his, keeping you warm. the boy placed a kiss on the top of your head, mechanically and tenderly rubbing your back from bottom to top, « i'll take care of you from now on, okay? » — and you can't resist his smile, so even if you don't want him to get sick too, you end up accepting and staying close to him.

as you picked up the phone in your half asleep state, you were surprised to hear kim taerae's voice on the other line. « why didn't you tell me you weren't coming because you were sick? » trying to stay awake to answer him, you yawned into the phone while rubbing your eyes, « i'm sorry, i was just smeared and tired, it's nothing serious. i promise. » you could hear him sighing through the phone, and you could already imagine his half-aggrieved face. he may have been annoyed, but he was still responsible, with common sense, « get some rest and call me when you wake up, i'll come and take care of you, okay? » obeying his words, you complied and took long hours of sleep, while he wisely waited for you to contact him.

sometimes shen ricky can really be too dramatic, and today was one of those days. especially when you faced your boyfriend with a complete stranger on your doorstep. « who's that? » you asked, in a rather disturbed voice, « my doctor. » he replied, coming up to you to kiss your cheek. « you didn't tell me you were sick, so i brought a doctor to check it out. » sighing as you pinch the bridge of your nose, ready to kick him out, you finally let them in, knowing full well that ricky wouldn't let go until he knew exactly what you had. « thank you sir, have a nice day. » — closing the door behind the doctor, you approached your boyfriend to gently hit his arm, under his amused look. then he drew you against him, hanging his warm jacket on your shoulders, « next time at least, you will tell me directly. »

kim gyuvin was the most unpredictable boy you knew, but the fact that he was currently knocking at your window in the middle of the night, was something even more unpredictable than usual. when you opened the latter to let him in, he practically threw himself on you to observe you from all sides, « are you okay? on a scale of 1 to 10, how much pain are you in? » looking at him with soft eyes, you gently pushed his arms before whispering, « see. that's why i didn't tell you i was sick. » a pout painted his lips as he reached into his backpack and pulled out a box and some medicine — a hot chicken soup from his mother. « since you're not that sick, i guess i can go back home with this? » you grabbed the soup before sitting down at your desk, followed by a particularly clingy gyuvin. « you'll end up sick too if you don't leave. », « don't care. cuddling you is more important. » and that's what he did.

you didn't expect to open the door of your home to find park gunwook. « why are you here? » you say with a raised eyebrow, hiding your face in your sweatshirt three times too big for you, « the fact that you didn't want to see me today seemed suspicious. i understand why now. » — the boy didn't give you time to answer, as he pushed you back inside, greeting your mother before accompanying you to the living room. there, he wrapped you in a blanket and drew you against him, kissing your forehead burning with fever. « you are really sick, it was really weird that you suddenly said "leave me alone" to me. » a scoff left your mouth, before snuggling into the blanket, almost disappearing from his view. « i didn't want you to get sick by staying with me. », « don't worry. i'm strong and robust, i'll be okay. » — only that to have him get sick right after you.

with a lollipop in his mouth, han yujin was at the door of your room. raising an eyebrow at him, he handed you a small pink bag, « here. » — taking it between your fingers, you observed its contents : medication and a notebook. « you weren't in class, so i asked your friends and they told me you were sick. why didn't you tell me? » sighing to try to hide your shy smile, you shrugged and placed the bag on your desk, while yujin sat on the edge of your bed. « it's nothing serious. just a cold and a vital need to sleep for a whole day. » a scoff left his lips, as he fell backwards onto your mattress, « great. sleeping is my favorite activity. »

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[kkongdakz]

“ KISS ME. ” ft. zb1's hyung line

synopsis : what it’s like to make out with hyung line?

hyung line x gn!reader, genre : fluff & suggestive, warning : suggestive for some of them, wc : 1,445

after a long week of hard work, a movie night with your boyfriend jiwoong was all you deserved. and not the least of all : the first one he had chosen was none other than the famous titanic movie. the popcorn dish on his lap, one of your arms was hanging on his, the other picking a handful of popcorns before stuffing them in your mouth under the amused look of jiwoong. without paying more attention to his reactions, the film arrived at this famous scene, where rose asks jack to draw a portrait of her. being attentive to the least of their words, you do not notice the eyes of your boyfriend fixed and tenderly placed on your concentrated face. after a few seconds, you finally turn your face towards his, telling him in the most serious way : « draw me like one of your french girl. » — thanks to the weak light, you could not see the tip of his ears reddened, but in less time than it takes to say it, jiwoong's arms pushed you back, lovingly pressing his lips against yours. it was feverish and warm, his hands roaming your body in the most exquisite way, while your stomach was caught in a whirlwind of crazy butterflies. his fingers touching your boiling skin almost made you dizzy, not to mention his sweet way of kissing you. it was a mixture of feverishness and loving delicacy, it was addictive.

which is more cool than having a private music teacher, is to have the most talented boy in town as a teacher. and by that, i mean the one and only zhang hao. the irony was, you could play the violin almost perfectly, but your mother thinks you still need practice — so she did everything to make you the best and most complete teacher to the prodigy. but hao noticed very quickly that you didn't need help, but he feigns innocence so that he can continue to come to you at any time. and today was one of those days, you were studying together for your next recital, but your mind was occupied elsewhere, which prevented you from concentrating. « you're okay? » he said suddenly, as you let go of the firm grip you had on your ropes. « i don't know, i feel like my fingers are weak. » — hao suddenly moved into the room, slipping behind you to gently place his fingers above yours, guiding your movements. you could feel his breath tickling your neck from the close proximity, and when he whispered in your ear, you felt like fireworks in your heart. « let yourself be guided. » his voice was like a siren song : bewitching and delicious. activating your fingers on your instrument, you finished the latter without a hitch, almost perfectly. but that didn't make him pull away from you, instead hao leaned in to place a warm kiss against your shoulder, moving dangerously up to your neck and then your jaw. then his delicate fingers slipped over your chin, turning your face to place his lips against yours, kissing you with a rhythmic cadence worthy of the greatest opera authors. kissing hao was like writing your own ballet, with all the passion and dedication of creating a masterpiece. his deft fingers got rid of your violin, grabbing your hips to tape you to him, leaving no space between your two bodies eager for contact.

one thing to know about hanbin is that he is an excellent dance teacher. one thing to know about you is that you are a really bad student. easily distracted, and somewhat lazy at times, you'd much rather watch his fluid movements than follow the rhythm. which you were actually doing. sitting against the dance hall mirror, staring at hanbin's bustling figure, you wondered how a human being could be this hot when covered in sweat. you were so deep in thought that you didn't even notice that the music was over, and that hanbin was now facing you with a smile on his face. « did you remember? » he asked you almost out of breath, which made you come back to your senses. grabbing the water bottle next to you as well as the towel, coming to sponge his forehead, you slid on your knees to approach him under his attentive glance. « of course, i remember your every move. » your voice was warmer than expected, which caused hanbin to smirk. without waiting a second more, your lips were against his, exchanging a passionate kiss that followed a frenzied rhythm. kissing hanbin was like a tango sequence, it was hot, passionate, burning like a summer sun. his arms slipped over your hips to bring your body closer to his, his body heat mingling with yours, while your hands went up to his cheeks, keeping his boiling face close to yours. kissing hanbin was like a hot summer — passionate, energetic and the one you never want to get to the end of.

having been best friends with matthew all your life, led you to see him get hit by puberty like a truck. and lately, something in your feelings towards him seemed to have changed — you became jealous of other people who come close to him, on the verge of possessiveness. and matthew had noticed this, but never told you. so today, as he was finishing his shift in the cafe where he worked, and you were waiting patiently for him to come back home together, you noticed this girl who was too insistent on him. she put her hands on him in an almost inappropriate way, while he didn't seem to pay attention — far too concerned with having perfectly satisfied a customer again. as she finally exited the cafeteria, he hastened to lock the door and close the blinds behind her, as you approached the counter to help him with the chores. but suddenly his hands were on either side of your body, trapping you between the counter and his muscular torso. pivoting towards him, your dark look made him laugh slightly, « why are you so mad? » shrugging your shoulders, not determined to give him an answer, you didn't expect matthew to lift you up and put you on the counter, sliding between your legs. his fingers tickled the delicate skin of your bare thighs, while his gaze juggled between your lips and eyes, your hands resting on his shoulders. « if you don't kiss me right now, i swear i'll scream. » — a scoff left his lips a second before they end up touching yours. and there he kissed you exactly as you expected : in a hurried but envious and passionate way, making your whole body quiver. it was delicate but feverish, like a black coffee decorated with a hint of hot milk — it was perfect.

if you had to say something about taerae, it would probably be that he was the hottest smart nerd that you knew. studying with him was probably the most complicated thing to do, especially when his knee kept brushing your leg under the library table. it was probably no secret that you had the biggest crush on your classmate, especially since he had kissed you during a game of truth or dare — this scene remained engraved in your memory and kept on replaying in a loop. maybe you should try asking him to do it again? nervously biting the end of your pencil as his hand kept brushing yours for over an hour, you finally swiveled towards him, to see that he was already looking at you. « penny for a thought? » taking your courage in both hands, you looked him straight in the eyes, more determined than ever, « kiss me like the other night. » — a scoff left his lips, when he thought you were kidding, but when he realized that you didn't, he stuck his tongue against the corner of his mouth, before grabbing your hand, guiding you down an empty aisle of the library. your back was caught between the many books and his body, while he did not hesitate a second more to furiously press his lips against yours. as taerae kissed you divinely well, his fingers slipping innocently under the shirt of your uniform, he moved away for a few seconds to get rid of his glasses, and oh boy — you swore you had never seen anything this hot in your life, which made you feverish. it was like something unexpected but extremely attractive, that made you incredibly hot.

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[kkongdakz]

“ IS THIS MINE? ” ft. ot9

synopsis : their reactions when they see you wearing one of their clothes.

ot9 x gn!reader, genre : fluff, warning : none, wc : 1.922

it's one summer night, after a long day of work, that jiwoong comes back to the apartment you share together. after unlocking the door, he is greeted by the smell of the meal you are preparing, and it's when he looks at you that he realizes, the shirt you're wearing is strangely familiar to him. « isn't that my shirt? » he said as he approached you, slipping his arms around your waist to give you a back hug. looking away from your pan to observe him, you notice that his gaze is even softer than usual, you seem to have touched his heart. shrugging your shoulders and offering him a smile before rising on your tiptoe to kiss his cheek, you finally get back to cooking, ignoring his wandering hands that slip under the shirt you're wearing to brush against your skin. « it doesn't matter, you're cute in it. » he says, placing a kiss on the bridge of your jaw.

when you left home this morning, you had absolutely no idea that it would rain cats and dogs as you left school. luckily for you, your best friend hao, had an apartment not far from the campus, to which you had a spare key. so, running as fast as you could, you reached the street where his building was located before inviting yourself into his completely deserted apartment. hao was probably still working as a private music teacher, so to make up for your sudden intrusion, you decided to cook him a nice hot meal. but first, you had to get rid of your wet clothes — you hurriedly rummaged through his closet, looking for something to cover yourself, putting on one of his t-shirts, you then headed to the kitchen to cook. an hour later, the apartment door opened, revealing a hao who wasn't all that surprised to see you here, « when i saw the weather, i knew you'd be here. » the radiance of his smile filled your heart with warmth as he approached you. placing his hands on your cheeks, he left a brief kiss on your forehead before looking you up and down, « isn't that my shirt? » you nodded and explained to him why you were wearing it, without noticing that his heartbeat had suddenly accelerated by the simple fact of seeing you warring his shirt.

working in a café wasn't always an easy task, especially when you come across customers who are either clumsy or too bitter to be at least a bit friendly. today was just such a day, when a customer had just jostled you and spilled the contents of four cups of scalding hot coffee all over your outfit. your colleague and friend hanbin rushed to help you, forcing you to go to the back of the store to change and check for any burns on your skin — you were so frustrated that you ended up crying when you realized you had no spare clothes left in your locker. finally deciding to rummage through hanbin's locker, you found at least one long-sleeved t-shirt which you hastily put on, quickly drying your tears. just as you were ready to get back to work, hanbin entered the locker room, approaching you with a look of concern on his face. « are you okay? » you didn't answer, just nodded, not expecting for a second that his fingers would slide over your face. raising your eyes towards him, you noticed that he was carefully inspecting your skin to make sure you had no wounds. « i'm fine, i promise. » you say in a small voice, as a relieved sigh leaves his lips, his hand slipping into yours mechanically. suddenly, he frowned, trying to hide the smile that appeared on his face, « is that my shirt..? » — before he could say or do anything, you placed a kiss on his cheek, slipping away into the breakfast room without answering. unfortunately, he never got to tell you that day that seeing you in his t-shirt had made him miss a heartbeat.

waiting patiently for your boyfriend matthew to return from his day's work, you began to feel seriously lonely and bored. and above all, you missed him terribly. so, to take your mind off things and wait for him to come home, you headed to his bedroom to hide under the sheets — but you suddenly came across his sweatshirt lying on the bed. without hesitation, you slipped it on and wrapped yourself in the blanket, smelling your boyfriend's familiar scent all around you. you really couldn't wait for him to get home so you could take full advantage of the little free time you had together. after long hours of waiting, the bedroom door finally opened, and you leapt from the bed right into his arms, matthew barely catching you with a crystalline laugh. « hey baby. » he said softly, pulling you close to him when you didn't want to move a millimetre away. after a second glance, he noticed that the sweatshirt you were wearing was the one he'd forgotten to take this morning on his way out — and he was far too happy that you were carrying him to say anything. but without much surprise, you could easily feel his heartbeat against yours.

the last thing you'd want to do is look for something decent to wear in taerae's closet. but it was a case of force majeure and you had no other choice. so after a long search and a few grimaces here and there at the ever-present errors of bad taste, you finally found a sweatshirt that wasn't so bad that you could barely tolerate it. before going down to the living room, you looked several times at your reflection in the mirror, while cursing about the fact that you've stained your beautiful new t-shirt and have to wear this instead. but in the end... the good thing was that he smelled like him — the same cologne on his clothes that comforted you. finally descending the stairs to throw yourself literally against him, snuggling into his arms, taerae's eyes instantly noticed that you were wearing one of her shirts instead of her sister's. « isn't that my shirt? » if your eyes could shoot lightning bolts, he'd probably be six feet under by now. but that was before you noticed his sudden shyness and silly grin, « it really suits you, wear it more often. » — and you couldn't say no to him, because he was far too adorable.

getting lost in ricky's dressing room wasn't something you had planned when you decided to spend a few days at his place. when all you wanted to do was find a piece of jewelry you'd left at his place sooner, you found yourself among his many sweatshirts and shirts. while you tried not to give in to the temptation to try on every item of clothing around you, a particularly pretty shirt seemed to call to you from the back of the closet, urging you to put it on without further ado. but what you didn't expect was to run into him as soon as you walked through the door. his catlike eyes settled on you, before a smirk played across his lips, his finger pointing at the shirt you were wearing, « isn't that my shirt? » pretending to look around you before shrugging your shoulders and looking up at him, you end up running far away from him as fast as lightning. unresponsive at first, ricky eventually looks behind him as he watches your silhouette move away, letting a mocking laugh escape him. « why are they running? they're cute in it. » — he said to himself before going back to his room to get dressed, thinking about how pretty you looked in his clothes.

something gyuvin would have loved you to do, but you always refused : you wearing his soccer shirt during his games. but doing that kind of thing wasn't your thing at all, especially when he was wearing the same shirt all the time. but maybe for once, for his very last game of the season, you could make the effort to wear his spare shirt with pride. without telling her, you slipped into his room with the help of his brother, to borrow it before going back home, slipping gyuvin' soccer t-shirt into your backpack. obviously, you did a little preparation before heading off to school, waiting outside the locker room door proudly wearing your best friend's player shirt. when gyuvin finally came out, his eyes instantly falling on your silhouette, the biggest and most beautiful smile was drawn on his lips. he approached you just as quickly, wrapping his arms around your body and sending you whirling through the air, « isn't that my shirt? » you nodded, laughing at his enthusiasm, before slipping your arms around your neck, « yes, it's yours. are you happy? » — of course he was happy, with you wearing his shirt, he was 100% sure of winning this game. « if i win, i'll kiss you. » he said suddenly, resting you on the floor before rejoining his team, without giving you time to reply.

« what are you doing here? » was the first thing gunwook said when he entered his room, finding you on his bed doing your homework. raising your head towards him for a few seconds, quickly returning to your math problems, you replied nonchalantly : « your mom let me in. » — the boy nodded and discarded his belongings before joining you on the bed, resting his head against your back. but it was at that precise moment, when it came into contact with the material of the sweatshirt you were wearing, and the logo drawn on it, that he recognized one of his favorites top. « wait y/n, » he began, tugging lightly on your sleeve, « isn't that my sweatshirt? » turning your gaze towards him, you raised an eyebrow, a playful smile on your lips. « yes, it is. what? you don't like it when i wear your stuff? » — gunwook's cheeks took on a rosy hue, as he quickly looked away. he finally dropped down beside you, clearing his throat as he busied himself on his phone, ignoring the sudden burning heat in his heart, « i don't mind, do what you want. » — the big baby trying to act like a man.. how cute.

thanks to the fact that one of your teachers was absent, you were able to leave school early — but unfortunately, that wasn't the case for yujin, who didn't have the same classes as you. so you decided to pick him up at school after spending some time with his sister at his place, but you didn't expect to be cold all of a sudden. so without question, you slipped on one of his sweatshirts before heading off to school, choco-banana milk in hand. after waiting a few minutes, yujin finally stood in front of you, one eyebrow raised despite a silly little smile on his lips, « isn't that my sweatshirt? » — shrugging, handing him the choco-banana milk to shut him up, you slipped your hand into his and dragged him behind you. of course you didn't notice his cheeks flushed slightly, until he spoke up, « keep it. it looks good on you. gremlins. »

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[kkongdakz]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀( ZEROBASEONE, hyung line )

000. hyung line

kiss me ⋆ fluff, suggestive

001. kim jiwoong

you'll be fine ⋆ fluff, angst, comfort

📲 bip ! you just got a text ! ⋆ fluff

002. zhang hao

📲 bip ! you just got a text ! ⋆ fluff

003. sung hanbin

📲 bip ! you just got a text ! ⋆ fluff

too perfect ⋆ fluff, angst, comfort

004. seok matthew

📲 bip ! you just got a text ! ⋆ fluff

005. kim taerae

this loser ⋆ fluff

a summ(lov)er song ⋆ fluff

📲 bip ! you just got a text ! ⋆ fluff

[kkongdakz]

hello hello there, i'm not a new tumblr writer, but this blog is new and completely dedicated to the new 5th gen kpop group : ZEROBASEONE ! do not hesitate to send me any requests if you are interested ! 🩵

reblogs are widely accepted ! thank you in advance :)

[kkongdakz]

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1214.  KIM JIWOONG

❥  pagtingin  ݃   ❪  slice of life : smau  ❫

‘  can the language of reel be translated to real?  ’

❥  090423  ݃   ❪  angst : smau oneshot  ❫

‘  you were never good at playing games..  ’

0725.  ZHANG HAO  

❥  i’ll be there ݃   ❪  fluff & angst : smau oneshot  ❫

‘  hello, how are you?  ’

0613.  SUNG HANBIN

❥  fine  ݃   ❪  angst & comfort : 0.91k  ❫

‘  (don’t) believe me, i’m (not) fine..  ’

❥  glue song ݃   ❪  tba : tba  ❫

‘  so what if i want to be stuck onto you by glue..  ’

0528.  SEOK MATTHEW

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0714.  KIM TAERAE

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0520.  SHEN RICKY

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0830.  KIM GYUVIN

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0110.  PARK GUNWOOK

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0320.  HAN YUJIN

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