#zuchinni art

[meaniezuchinni]

WIP Inspired by the Chapter two of the fanfic "Baby Steps" by @theangrypomeranian

"She spotted Zeke’s wrestling hoodie on the end of the bed and snatched it up, pulling it on. It was huge on her, no surprise. The sleeves went down past her hands and it hung on her like a sack. When she breathed in, the scent of his cologne washed over her. Without thinking about it, she buried her face in the fabric and inhaled."

[snowlily123]

I FORGOT I MADE THIS IN PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL 😭😭😭

Yuji the zucchini 😭

[henry-hank]

Zucchini and squash harvest - 2023

[defiancecomics]

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I think this was the second sticker I drew in general. I had the banana first, then it was this one. Hopefully, there's gonna be a lot more of these, and I'll end up drawing so many that I figure I'll just sell them in packs or some shit.

[moregraceful]

(1) last book you read (2) top way to eat a vegetable (3) a piece of art that sticks in your brain like popcorn kernels in your gums

oh thank you!!!

cringe as fuck last book: rescuing jesus: how people of color, women, and queer christians are reclaiming evangelicalism by deborah jian lee. unfortunately a decent book that also made me unreal mad bc i always get mad when evangelicals have anything normal to say. ("kasper aren't you part of a progressive evangelical church." it's complicated.) thesis: it's bad that conservative evangelicals have been allowed to define christianity in the 21st century. i agree. book's solution: progressive evangelicals should re-define christianity in the 21st century. kasper's solution: i think we should tear down the american christian hegemony while we re-define what it means to be america/n.

GRILLED. give me that good good grilled veggie, hot and fresh off the grill, let me eat it with my hands on a paper plate burning the inside of my mouth bc i can't wait for it to cool down. literally insane that it's september and i haven't had one single grilled zuchinni. i'm dyin sledge

what a wonderful excuse this was to go through my camera roll and look for photos i took in art galleries while friends begged to leave! anyway i love fog over san quentin state prison by sandow birk. as was the case with many people, i saw it in the de young displayed with a bunch of other landscape paintings. kind of glanced over it vaguely interested in the fog aspect and then ofc did a double-take when i realized there was a prison in the background. the framing is amazing, on birk's part, AND on the de young's. bc that gallery room really is a bunch nondescript and (imho) uninteresting landscapes + birk and rhapsody by richard mayhew (which i also love), so it really catches you off guard. i think abt it a lot, the concept of shrouding one of calfornia's worst sins with one of the most romanticized parts of the bay area. fucked up! but fascinating. also fascinating of the de young to nerf you out of being bored by pastoral landscapes. like bitch you thought lmao. i think it probably had a stronger impact on me this way than if it had been displayed in a themed exhibition about incarceration or something

thank you!!!

[froqpi-art]

gardening! im sure noelle has no idea how to garden but maybe asta does since the orphanage may have had to grow their own food 

[ravenkult]

Zuchinni by Gal Bezalel https://www.artstation.com/artwork/OoGdDk

[sai-the-3ggpuff]

if i could find the energy to do soething like this again i would but i cant and i wont lmao

oop i just realized the on on the right eyes are too small f u c k

[cheeseytofu]

zucchini is a lil awkward...

[leasdailies-blog]

Miss Two-Cups-of-Coffee

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[rp-meme-central]

more of B. Dylan Hollis’ baking TikToks - sentence starters

1. “When I think of zucchini, I think of good barbeque, summer salads... men. Just not dessert.” 

2. “I hate zuchinni. It doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.” 

3. “I’m guessing the flavor profile is going to be cholestrol.” 

4. “Some dishes aren’t amazing, but they are innately comforting, and this is a prime example. Like a hug on a plate.” 

5. “I don’t need instructions. I’m single.” 

6. “At least its hot garbage.” 

7. “It’s a demon quiche!”  

8. “That isn’t a typo, this is is delibrate. Someone published this! And got paid for it!” 

9. “Can I start making assumptions now?” 

10. “Do you know what a salad is? Because whatever you think is - is wrong!” 

11. “At least nothing hatched.” 

12. “It’s not dinner time until you add a pack of gelatine to some water!” 

13. “You know what stings more than a knife, _____? Rejection.” 

14. “No veggies allowed!” 

15. “It’s a cat food recipe!” 

16. “I hate cottage cheese. It looks like its listening to me.” 

17. “Now that’s just a good cookie. It is distinctly different, but good.” 

18. “No spices for you!” 

19. “There’s no Jell-O in here, just the dark arts.” 

20. “The taste is good, it’s like Christmas, but it’s unpleasantly slimy.” 

21. “Look who’s fallen from grace. Shame.” 

22. “Yes, this definitely is one of these salads, which definitely isn’t a salad, because ______ is unsupervised and they can’t be stopped.” 

23. “You don’t measure this in calories. No, you measure this in years taken off your life expectancy!” 

24. “Is it good? No. Is it bad? No. It’s sugar!” 

25. “Go ahead, feed this to a child. You’re going to yeet them into orbit.” 

26. “It’s known that here in ______, they’ll deep-fry anything that isn’t bolted to the earth, including zucchinis, hot dogs, and several species of large bird.” 

27. “Don’t bake these, they’ll be flatter than my butt.”

28. “Are you ready to die? Yeah, me too.” 

29. “This is perfection. I don’t know what else you want me to say. Whoopsie, they’re gone!” 

30. “This is enough to incapacitate one medium child.”

31. “You sure this wasn’t meant for a bird?” 

32. “This takes a while to come out. Don’t worry, I did too.” 

33. “This is culinary terrorism!” 

34. “Tastes like a bookshelf! Books included!” 

35. “Never been down here, have you? Welcome.” 

36. “We’re pacifiers. No... we’re not pacifiers.... Pacifists!” 

37. “In ______, this recipe is actually protected by law. Bake it wrong? To jail!” 

38. “I love oats. They taste like grandparents.” 

39. “I did have to convert this entire recipe from grams into freedom units.” 

40. “Nothing quite says ‘autumn’ like an apple... except pumpkin, or seasonal depression.” 

41. “Living large tonight, ______! We got oats!” 

42. “I’m not making fun of the Great Depression... I am making fun of the Great Depression.” 

43. “They look dead, but my house smells amazing!” 

44. “Fall. Winter. Fireplaces. Beautiful! The very definition of ‘simple, yet brilliant’.” 

[meaniezuchinni]

Prompt by @theangrypomeranian : Henry & Susmita - stars.

Susmita and Henry are the perfect nerdy pair and would definitely start gaze together. When they’re older, Henry would take Susmita out on longer drives to surprise locations for amazing star viewing or maybe even a special meteor-shower. You can’t convince me otherwise.

[blwinspiration]

The Lion King lunch sequel

I ve expressed my like regarding Lion Kind in the past, here http://en.babygram.gr/post/142228965723/the-lion-king-quinoa-spaghetti and here http://en.babygram.gr/post/150307276433/the-simba-lunch and also in a video here :

so the time had come to make a red and black lentils Scar, since Sophia has began to realize that even cartoon characters can sometimes be.... naught! 

[sleep-sounds-nice-rn]

Idk if you're still doing this and if you're not feel free to ignore this! /g

3 things I like to do: reading (mostly fan fiction but I really love fantasy books like the hobbit as well), art (mostly digital drawing but painting is super fun), and writing

2 safe foods: egg whites, fried zuchinni

Fear food: carb heavy foods like pasta T-T

omg fanfic and writing!!!! i write fanfic lol (sorry this is random im just excited, random things in common <3).

you have enby gifted burnout kid energy, i feel like you also have a garden or at least love plants. i feel like you follow the dark academia aesthetic and you are a skincare monarch.

[lacocinadeandrea]

Beef-chorizo, confit de vegetales, pure de ñame morada y salsa diabla.

by: Chef Maria Helena. 

[colourful-void]

End Of Year Fic-Writer ask meme! 1 and 6!

1: What’s your personal favourite thing you wrote this year? 6: What’s your favourite piece of dialogue you wrote this year?

Hmm let’s see favourite thing i wrote,,,,, I’m really proud of Dancing in the Moonlight With an Angel! The setting an everything was so fun to write, I was really tempted to do art for it but i chickened out. Fun fact: The flowers described are based on the squash and zuchinni flowers that were in my father’s backyard vegetable garden growing up! However, personally i think I revisit and reread Fight, Flight, or Flinch and Short-Lived Illusion of Safety more often!

Favourite dialogue, favourite dialogue... I love dialogue so this is hard to choose, here’s like,, top five.

“It seems as though our model has taken an audience participant! I wonder what she’s planning, and why she didn’t choose me instead!”

“Mortal. Upon certain hours, if you come to my domain, I may show you an even more astonishing sight. A gentle beast, though fearsome she is safe for you mortals. She has been trained in the ancient ways of destruction, terrifying away the dark sprits that plague you.”

“I mean, how’s that more interesting than a sewer gator? It’s not! Boring truth, sewer gator. I know which one I prefer and it definitely isn’t the boring option!”

“I don’t know if there’s anything good in the world anymore.”

“If I’m destined to fail in this world, I’ll make another where I can love you.”

Oh and while it doesn’t rlly count, since it’s from a original play and not fic, I have to include this:

Sam: Oh what you’re imunne to dying? Maybe you’re just too cool to die like the rest of us losers.

Steve: Well actually-

Sam: oh my god.

send me an ask about the fic i wrote this year!