#~out of my rhyme

[gravitysoda]

it’s a wonderful world! ✨

[mumblesplash]

part 2!!!! [read part one here]

transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:

“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone

“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try

think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress

[donutfrost]

it occurred to me i've never properly drawn the girls before... i had to fix that immediately!!

[cloudinal]

Rhyme MSpaint doodle :)

[haunted-calathea]

I hate u from mgm. I hate you because I can never find the fucking fandom for it because it's just called FROM

YK. A WORD THAT IS USED EVERYDAY

[rassblerry]

UhhHhHhH outfits 🎭🍦

[yellowtrinity]

beat and rhyme 🎶

ugh beat get your own fries!!!

[pine-rhyme]

Nona sketch dump. I am still thinking about the New Rho fam way too often.

[literallyjusttoa]

"A Jester can mock, and the King cannot fight

For the gift of free thought is the jester's one right."

A sweet golden prince who lived up in the sky,

Listened to his families' terrible fights,

The ceiling would rumble, the tile would shake,

The throne room was fragile, and soon it would break.

He'd attempt to speak, but it never went right,

His father would rage, and he'd lose every fight,

As decades passed by, it soon became clear,

The King saw his son as a monster to fear.

The Prince quickly followed every command,

Only to be trapped by his father's cruel hand,

Years of destruction with no end in sight,

This war would not end with a large act of might.

And so the Prince stopped fighting fire with fire,

And instead he pulled out his golden stringed lyre,

Since he had no respect, he would leave the King's cage,

And swap out the throne room for a shining stage.

He taunted with wit and he giggled with guile,

And even his sorrow he shared with a smile,

His father's gaze lessened, his temper was tame,

As his once "Golden Prince" treated life like a game.

The centuries passed and the mirth never ceased,

The sun never set on the first son of Greece,

He danced for his siblings and bit down his pain,

Since each peal of laughter meant there'd be less rain.

There's only one role for which there are no rules,

So who is the jester, and who is the fool?

[7cfc00]

Cast: Hermie the Unworthy as Theatre Kid with Identity Issues!

[cedric-k-rossignol]

And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling—my darling—my life and my bride

Undertaker + Cloudia P. Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe

[littleplantfreak]

TL;DR

Umemiya Hajime x Reader

wc: <900

Sfw

In more words than I can make a title out of, you read to your boyfriend Umemiya after he breaks his glasses.

“…Plants form flower buds only when they contain reserve food. This is true of plants grown for flowers or fruits. Rapidly growing plants, such, for example as Dahlias that have been too heavily fertilized and grown on rich soil, will produce prolific plants, stems and foliage, but few flowers…Hajime? Are you snoring?” you ask, though by now in your relationship, you can tell the slow heavy breaths that come with your boyfriend mean he's dozing as he holds you, rather than listening to you reading it.

“…mmh, sounds good Pumpkin,” he mumbles, half asleep as you look up at him with a sigh.

“Did you hear anything I just read?” you ask, not mad, but certainly exhausted from the monotony of the book. Audels Gardeners and Growers guide volume 4 was not for the casual gardener, nor was it something you yourself were interested in.

Two days ago during a maybe too enthusiastic make out session in his room, Umemiya managed to fully crush his glasses, frames and all with his elbow, though neither of you noticed until you got up the next morning with one of the lenses having pasted itself to your thigh as you slept before uncerimoniously falling on the floor with a small tink as you got out of bed.

It wasn’t too big a deal; he barely used them unless he was reading...except for the fact that he reads. A lot. Much more than you’d think a retired gang leader would at least, and although it was cute for the first few minutes, him holding his book out as he tried to squint-read the words had become a problem. The squinting was giving him migraine that even he couldn't brush off as nothing.

“I’ll just read it to you until you get your glasses back from the eye doctor's. It's partially my fault they're broken anyways.”

“Really?! You're gonna read to me?” he’d asked, and you're sure if it were possible, he'd have stars in his eyes. That was when he drug out blankets from the closet and made mugs of tea for you both before settling you to sit between his legs in the recliner, having you lean back against his broad chest. The blankets over you were icing on the cake, leaving you both more than comfortable for this.

Cracking open the book, you began where he'd left off on the page, but the more you read, the less sounds and comments he'd make, until finally, painfully, you read to where you're at now, stuck on this chapter about plant fertilization.

"Hajime, your tomatoes are escaping," you say, testing just how far gone he is.

“Huh? Catch them,” he breathes, and you know for sure that he’s listening but definitely not listening.

He only really starts to wake up when you shake him awake with your laughter, his continued nonsensical answers cracking you up. You lost it when you told him he had to bounce on it.

"Bounce on it?

"Crazy style," you nod solemnly, doing your best Nosferatu impression before you bark with laughter. Your laugh dies down as his arm tightens around you, the haze of sleep finally clearing.

"What's so funny?"

"Oh, just that I both managed to convince you that your tomatoes were taking a vacation to Costa Rica, and that my middle name is William. You said it was beautiful," you snicker, feeling him chuckle as he leans forward to blow a raspberry right on your cheek.

"Wha- A sneak attack?"

"That's what you get for bullying me in my sleep." You can recall a few times he's bullied you in your sleep and it wasn't anything as innocent as this.

"That's what you get for falling asleep while I was reading to you."

"It's not my fault your voice is soothing. I don't think I've ever slept better. Maybe you're a siren? Hypnotizing and tempting me into sleep infested waters," he teases, closing his eyes and pressing his lips to the crown of your head. He definitely been reading too many bedtime stories to his siblings again.

“You’re lucky you’re cute, because you are also insanely cheesy,” you laugh, dog-earring the page in the book. While this wasn't productive for reading, you can't say it wasn't at least relaxing to a point.

“I’m lucky you’re mine,” he smiles, leaning back in the recliner further to curl you up closer in his arms. “Will you read to me again sometime? I can’t promise I won’t fall asleep, but I really do love hearing your voice.”

It’s a bit embarrassing to hear, because you know it’s true. He’ll call you any time you’re free, saying that he just really missed hearing you. Looking on his phone, he’s saved every voice message you’ve ever sent. He’s absolutely shameless about you and you can’t bring yourself to be anything but shameless about him too.

“Mm…I guess this siren can spare a little of my voice for you.”

[bloobluebloo]

Did Nintendo really think it was fine to talk about how Rauru was recognized for his "heroic deeds" by the other tribes in Hyrule and that they "peacefully" accepted his ascension to the throne he created...while he also had a cache of nukes called the Secret Stones? What heroic deeds? The sealing of demons? Who were these demons exactly and where did they come from? Were they not originally from the depths, the same depths that were strip mined? The same strip mines that are conveniently placed under all the villages in Hyrule? How about all the other weapons the Zonai developed? Surely the tribes unified under Hyrule solely because they truly believed Rauru to be peaceful and heroic, there must be no other reason they would feel compelled to submit. On the other hand, you have the Gerudo who have their land and kingdom which has withstood the ages, whose martial culture has allowed them to protect themselves and allowed their kingdom to flourish and advance. How strange it must be, really, to be wary that a Zonai who has nuking powers in his hand, who had gone around Hyrule erecting shrines with a conveniently placed effigy of himself and his wife granting blessing in said shrines, suddenly decides to form a kingdom under his rule and consolidate all the land’s power into his hands. The Gerudo's wariness of Hyrule is totally unwarranted when Rauru sends countless invitations suggesting that the Gerudo renounce their kingdom and join Hyrule as a vassal state...peacefully of course. The fortifications Hyrule erects conveniently alongside the Gerudo borders is nothing of concern because Rauru's kingdom is about peace, unlike the Gerudo who are about war only. Rauru using his nuke-like power to wipe out a Molduga attack is totally not a show of excessive force to dissuade the Gerudo from resisting and to compel them into joining Hyrule. Rauru deeming Ganondorf an evil being and deserving of being kept close like a dog on a leash despite his eventual show of fealty is totally not the final nail in the coffin of trampling over the Gerudo's sovereignty. Ganondorf's innate distrust of Hyrule should be treated as a symptom of his evil nature, exacerbated by the fact that he is a freak of nature born with round ears that mark him as an enemy of god, and not as a valid concern that a king should have when a neighbouring kingdom is trying to force him into submission. It's funny how Hyrule's founding is treated as this ideal flourishing kingdom of peace and light when the Gerudo have had a kingdom for far longer, flourishing under their own strength. Why isn't the kingdom of the Gerudo spoken of with praise, when they were said to be more advanced than other tribes, when they notably did not enforce their rule on anyone else, when their motive was to protect themselves and their people? If Ganondorf already had a powerful kingdom at his behest, and if his motive was truly *only* steeped in greed and power, why didn't he do anything *before* Rauru came to power? Was Ganondorf not a hero to his people? Did he not protect his land and earn his title? Why is he being forced to relinquish it, and why is his desire to eliminate the kingdom that forced his submission considered inherently evil? 

To be honest, considering Nintendo is a multi-billion dollar company who certainly has the resources, the fact that they decided to put this sort of lore in an artbook considering today’s political climate and thought nothing wrong of using this to showcase just how good and heroic Rauru is and how bad, evil, and selfish Ganondorf is is truly offensive. It is so overt, you simply cannot look at this and say “oh it’s just fiction that was created in a vacuum”. 

Anyways, when I said Ganondorf was a force of resistance I was right.

[jaywalkings]

i know you, i walked with you once upon a dream

zine piece from 2020 for CATWAR Zine! jayfeather and half moon my beloved tragic time-travelling cat romance

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Accidentally had the mental image of jarthur get along shirt and how silly and pointless that would be several weeks ago and it has been haunting me ever since. Any shirt is a get along shirt when you share a body with the person you're not good at getting along with

ft handcuffs 'cus that would actually effect them in any way + John in the shirt just because I thought he'd look funny in a t-shirt

[ghostmisworld]

OKAY

headcanon (dont know if this counts cuz it's just me observing facts and human phycology -kinda-)

Nico and Will are HEAVILY affected by favoritism. okay, and it's really obvious in Nico's case, but Will is totally affected by favoritism, too. AND NEPOTISM. Will clearly spends a lot of time in the big house, ya know where Chiron lives. he's currently the only healer. Oh, you know Chiron's specialty. Chiron totally has a soft spot for my boy. Kay now older campers do it, too. Campers that knew Lee, Micheal, or any other apollo campers look at this man and remember when he was following his siblings around, being forced to come with them to hang out because the child needs supervision. They look at him, and they see their dead friends' baby brother, forced to grow up too fast, and they know all their friends would have wanted was for him to be happy. So he gets away with a lot on that front, too. Especially with Clarisse, cuz that poor girl has so much survivors guilt. and i don't think her and Micheal were enemies, just dumb teens. and she really thinks if she had just sucked up her pride, he (and Silena) would still be here. now NEPOTISM. as everyone who read camp half blood confidential that one book that's totally about concrete knows apollo CREATES camp half blood. WILL'S DAD! this man is basically like the super attendants son. ok does this alone give him special treatment no clearly you've read this whole thing if your here. (thx btw I feel really special now) also this man is head medic just thought about this but it's important. because are you really going to upset the guy who makes sure you don't die from blood loss and the flu. I THINK NOT.

so in conclusion Will is equal if not more of a nepo baby/favorite camper than nico and more people should consider this and make him use this clear advantage. like imagine will gets really hurt and cries out for his brother (cuz teenagers are still children who need support and can cry) and all of a sudden a group of slightly older teens (will was 12 in tlo Micheal was 16 there would be like an average of a 4 year age gap between Micheal friends and Will is use Micheal because I don't know who was just over will in age) all appear and are ready to beat your ahh. he would also totally use this to threaten people. man has power