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the duality of g1 Optimus....like he is that dad who points at a plane and says MAN IS THAT BAE OR WHAT but also he can and will murder Megatron with zero hesitation and dab over the corpse

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The casting for a hypothetical htf movie. Made with the help of a friend. No I shan’t reveal this friend

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coming up on the one year anniversary of making this blog y'all ✨🕺I'm gunna try posting a little bit more in the next few weeks <3 for now take this small icky (before the horrors)

look at how peaceful he is

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Out of pure curiosity and fun!

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People like to shit on the bayverse movies for their treatment of women which is fair, but ya’ll really act like the women WEREN’T carrying the team for the good guys half the time in the first three movies?

Notable moments, Mikaela driving a tow truck around town with bumblebee strapped to it after telling him “I’ll drive you shoot” when his legs got blown off. The blonde girl still at Hoover dam helping to defend against frenzy. Mikaela killing the decepticon infiltrator girl…thing…by running it over. Mikaela making wheelie her bitch and getting them the info to find jetfire. Sam’s new girlfriend basically berating Megatron into not sitting on his ass while sentinel prime takes his position as top dog leading to him saving Optimus.

My point is, yeah the bayverse movies had weird treatment of women in them, and I can’t speak for the last two as all I really remember from them is hound crosshairs and drift, but the girls were half the reason anything ever got done on the good guys side.

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I can tell this is Midwestern. An Amigos billboard? AND grain elevators next to some ominously leafless trees? Dead giveaway

what the fuck is going on in this town

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I have no problem understanding that. Trans rights, gun rights, abortion rights. A pregnant person should be able to get an abortion, go get they tits removed and then buy a full auto AK to shoot on the weekends.

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The individual pieces of art with dialogue in the alt text. Just to be clear, Tailhitch’s chances of winning this fight are low. He could likely force a stalemate but an outright win against dahlia is unlikely. She’s over three times his height, probably a much better fighter and can likely take just about anything he can throw at her. But that’s not his goal, his goal is making sure cheerilee and hitch have enough time to run.

Once again Tailhitch is mine, dahlia, hitch, and cheerilee are the property of my friend @sillybun33

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An encounter between Tailhitch and dahlia

Tailhitch belongs to me dahlia belongs to @sillybun33 I’ll post the individual drawings soon with dialogue

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Me

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Frank Herbert, dune frank Herbert? One of the men who basically invented modern sci-fi frank herbert?! THAT FRANK HERBERT?!

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

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Tailhitch meeting his younger self. There’s some pretty cool symbolism in the writing on the arms as well. Also this is the first time I drew pre autobot tailhitch.

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Sometimes I’m scrolling on tumblr and I’ll see stuff from other autistic people. I’ll see posts about how their parents never helped, or how they could never figure it out or a million other things. And I’ll feel like shit for it. Because I never dealt with those struggles. I had supportive parents who fought tooth and nail for me to get the resources I needed. I had a good stable childhood. And, I wish I was able to connect better with everyone who didn’t. All I want is for people to be happy and feel like they’re safe and understood and I want to do my part in that. Maybe this will come off as insensitive, idk but I do genuinely love you fellow autistics. Stay strong, stay odd, stay wonderful.

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Hehe Yey it him

height chart with a new surprise, eh.. "friend"