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Summary: Astarion comes across an interesting book and decides to share the knowledge with you. Quite literally.
Pairing: Astarion x female!Tav
Warnings: 18+. Breeding kink. P in V. Vampire bite. Blood drinking. Creampie. Overestimulation. Cumplay.
Word count: 1.7k
It wasn't unusual for you to find yourself on your back, knees bent and legs spread apart as Astarion's hand worked diligently in between them.
“You know… I came across this book in Rivington."
Two fingers rubbed slow yet measured circles between your slick folds. His dexterity truly shined through in these moments, as he lured you closer and closer to the edge of your sanity.
“A book?”
“A most interesting book.”
His lips pressed lingering kisses across the exposed side of your neck, and you struggled to keep your eyes fixed on his hand.
He adored it when you watched him deliver unprecedented pleasure, and the sight was positively maddening with your wetness coating both his fingers as lewd sounds echoed in your ears.
The cluster of pillows strategically placed behind you aided you to take in the view more clearly, and you couldn't help but moan softly.
Suddenly, you jolted at the feeling of one fang raking across your sensitive skin. “What of it?”
“Do you really want to know, darling?”
His purring voice alone could edge you so effectively that you had to grip the bedsheets under you, balling your fists and silently praying to the gods above to help you stay grounded.
“Yes…” you moaned, eyes nearly fluttering shut.
Astarion quickly bfound your pulse point and planted an open-mouthed kiss.
Just bite me…
That would surely be your undoing, but he merely chuckled and you felt him smile.
“It spoke of dhampirs - half-vampires.”
Gods…
The implication that dangled from his silky words wasn't particularly subtle and you found yourself clenching around nothing.
“It is not an easy feat, but with the right amount of dedication and… perseverance,” he punctuated each word with a roll of his fingers, drawing soft whimpers from you. “... I'm quite certain we can explore it.”
You clenched again, and your legs faltered, almost dropping from the chill that ran down your spine.
He clicked his tongue disapprovingly. “No, no, my sweet. Keep your focus and your legs up high for me.”
Astarion thrived on your pleasure and basked in your praises.
He was good.
He knew he was good.
And he wanted you to show him.
Stroking his ego was a sure way to get his complete devotion.
The throbbing between your legs intensified tenfold and you could see it swollen and peeking through your folds as he dragged his drenched fingers all the way up to your lower abdomen.
“What do you say?” He purred in your ear, massaging you tenderly.
Another agonising clench.
You parted your lips in search of a reply, but the words died in your mouth at the sight of his fingers spreading your wetness across your skin.
“Well? Will you let me breed you?”
His crude words had you gripping the fabric in your hands tighter, and you wondered how much longer until it finally tore.
“Astarion…”
Slowly but surely, you felt something prickling at the skin on the back of your hand.
It was slightly cool and you needn't need to look to know his cock was leaking precum.
Just for you.
The liquid began dribbling down your skin as he began pressing soft kisses along your jawline.
Silently, he grabbed your hand until your fingers instinctively wrapped around his hardening cock.
And then he hissed.
“Tighter,” he urged, placing his hand atop yours to squeeze down hard. “You're tighter than this…” he finished with a sigh.
This time, you allowed your eyes to flutter shut as you rolled your hips in desperation.
He fucked your hand slowly, occasionally bringing your thumb to swipe across his tip, earning delicious and urgent moans from him.
Your breathing quickened and you felt the mattress shift under you as he carefully slid his cock from your grip, positioning himself on top of you.
“Eyes on me.”
You took a deep and shaky breath and your gaze dropped to witness an elegant finger disappear inside you.
A swift gasp escaped your throat and you couldn't stop yourself from clenching around him.
The corner of his mouth quirked up in an approving smile. “So eager…”
You were mesmerised by how he so easily slid a second one, the wet sounds nearly doing it for you.
He shifted until his cool lips were on yours, nipping at the lower one with the razor-like fang, easily drawing blood and gently suckling on the bruised flesh.
Your back arched when he removed both fingers from you before pressing his cock at your entrance.
By this point, you were too soaked to offer any resistance as he slowly sank into you.
You broke the kiss first, greedily looking in between your bodies just so you could watch his cock slide in and out, bulging veins glistening with your wetness.
“Enjoying the view, darling?”
You bit down on your lip, tasting your own blood as you nodded through half-hooded eyes.
Countless sweet rolls of his hips pushed you further and further along the inevitable precipice, and the familiar coiling and throbbing had your mouth drop open, unable to rein in your spilling whimpers.
He dipped his head to glide his tongue across your lower lip, both his arms caging you in and allowing him to angle his hips so he could sink fully into you.
You were visibly pulsing, your folds parted slightly, and his gaze soon followed yours.
A guttural grunt rumbled in his throat. “Let go, darling… and let me feel you tightening around me.”
You gripped his arms, bracing yourself for the impending wave of overwhelming bliss that took over your entire body, and through gasps and pants and moans, you plunged down the spiral of bliss.
A distant groan from Astarion was heard as your vision blurred, powerful contractions rippling through your lower half.
He was mumbling something, but you couldn't make out a single word, far too lost in your high to focus on anything else.
You felt his lips on your neck and you threw your head back, offering it fully to him.
As the waves of your contractions finally subsided, you came back to your senses, trying hard to even out your laboured breathing.
He was still buried deep inside you.
Had he come with you?
The answer came when his fangs began prodding the skin along your pulse point, as if barely containing himself.
He had yet to reach his peak.
“Can you give me another one?”
Your eyes widened and you struggled to form coherent words. “I… I don't… know.”
He brought one hand to grip your knee, pushing your leg against your torso, and spreading you further apart for him.
The pace he had set was contained and slow, a constant reminder that he yearned for his own release.
His tongue darted out to swipe across your flushed skin, and you turned your head, granting him easier access.
“Use your words.”
You swallowed, gasping from how oversensitive you suddenly felt from the constant friction in between your legs.
“Please…” you could only bring yourself to plead.
His fangs taunted the fragile barrier of your skin, but not with enough pressure to draw blood.
“Use. Your. Words.” He rasped impatiently, punctuating each word with a snap of his hips.
You brought your hands to his chest, feeling the taut muscles tense under your touch.
“Bite me…”
The sharp sting had you grip him hard, his hardened nipples digging into the palms of your hands.
As soon as he got to control the flow of your blood, he quickly matched the rolls of his hips with each mouthful of warm liquid he downed.
Your senses were full of him.
Filled with him.
Dragging on hand to settle on his throat, you moaned as you felt him under your palm, eagerly swallowing your blood.
It didn't take long before his skin began to heat up against yours, and you could almost swear you felt his cock hardening even more inside you.
His pace didn't falter. If anything, he was simply indulging in the newfound vigour that only your blood coursing through his body could provide.
Wanting to further tease him, you circled his nipple with the pad of your thumb, earning an approving grunt.
The crescendo of pleasure began to throb deep within you with each passing moment, and you felt him take one of your hands in his, dragging it down to settle where his body connected with yours.
He slid out just enough for your fingers to trace along the bulging and pulsing veins that slithered around his cock.
He quickly withdrew from your neck with a low, rumbling groan, his handsome face hovering yours, droplets of blood dripping from his lips onto yours, which you quickly swiped clean with your tongue, tasting the metallic aftertaste.
You kept teasing his nipple, feeding your own pleasure from how responsive he was.
Astarion was about to come undone, and you realised that having your blood dripping down his chin and neck, was enough to catapult you steadily yet rapidly into the heights of your own pleasure.
Your eyes watched his face twist beautifully as he reached his peak, mouth dropping agape in a raging growl that made you shudder.
Under the touch of your fingers, you felt the underside of his cock spasm rhythmically as he emptied himself inside you.
It was too much.
You felt some of his cum overflowing and staining your fingers, and you immediately dragged them to the pulsing swell between your folds, coating it in the warm liquid and gasping as the violent wave of bliss had you contracting around him.
Astarion buried his face in the crook of your neck as he cursed and whimpered and pleaded for you to have mercy on him.
You truly wished you could grant him such relief, but you were far too gone to be of any comfort as both of you rode out your peak.
With a final grunt from him and a moan from you, he slumped against you, cock still buried deep.
You pressed a hand to the back of his head, slipping your fingers along his damp and soft curls, cradling him in your embrace.
“Just so we're clear,” you began in between pants. “What are the chances of this actually happening?”
He didn't reply right away, instead pressing his lips to the bite marks on your neck, cleaning up the mess.
“Not that high, I reckon?” You managed to chuckle, raking your fingers along his scalp.
“Not high at all.”
Just as you had suspected.
“But we're so used to turning the impossible into possible, that I can't see why this should be any different.”
Oh.
Oh.
A/N: I'm... sorry.... hahaha
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Why is Aoi always the bad guy in fics, lmao. Like, when did this trend start? Why?? I am puzzled
it's the fuckboi vibe
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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR HUSBANDO ❤️
not much to say except for have a wild one out, don’t catch an STI, don’t vomit on your hair, make sure you eat lots of carbs while you drink.
And like. Thanks for existing.
This year has been good to me. Sorry I’ve been a bit MIA.
I actually kind of have you to thank.
Last year I rekindled my creepy love for you, and it kind of drove me a little mad with losing weight on the off chance I could stalk you and bed you.
That didn’t happen cause I met a nice boy IRL right before my Japan trip and well. I have it pretty fucking good now.
Losing all that weight made me so much more confident, gave me the heart to end a relationship I hadn’t been happy with for more than half a decade.
And the GazettE’s relatable af music kind of kept me sane through the tougher times the past year.
So here is to another year.
Happy birthday you glorious human.
❤️
#uruha#the gazette#uruporn#daily uruporn#keep calm and uruporn#i'm alive#husbando#happy birthday uruha
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@smousxie this is how I see him all of the times
How about you come over?
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CHOKE ME DADDY
#uruha#the gazette#uruporn#daily uruporn#keep calm and uruporn#husbando#get in me#in and all over me
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Waiting for my bus to work at 6am, still dark outside, the new Without a Trace starts playing and I start weeping like a little bitch.
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You forgot Aoi tried to grab his butt at some point too. Or his thighs?
Here is my live report I’m shook AF
So Uruha had fucken BOTH HIS THIGHS OUT Aoi didn’t head bang a lot he was very focused on his instrument and his highlight of the show was sugar pain he KILLED IT and he was lovin it Aoi kissed Uruha on the cheek Ruki was feelin the Uru thighs Anyway they played all old stuff and when they played best friends I had a meltDOWN
the hoodie is so big on Uruha with his thighs out it look like he not wearing pants
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Uruha’s laugh is either like a graceful baby butterfly or a cackling 97-year-old goblin who just made a fart joke it’s black and white
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Also I'm very sorry I didn't get to meet up with anyone. I was a bit sick today and had no internet for the whole day, kept fucking out on me. I love you kids and I hope y'all had a blast x
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The GazettE 15th Anniversary: the Uruha Show
He totally stole the show. Ran around like a cute lil kid the whole entire time, he had sooooo much fun. So did we. Then he rocked up onto the stage for the first encore wearing my clothes. For real I died. When did he have time to raid my closet? I live in thigh highs, suspenders and baggy jumpers. It was really fucking good. I cried maybe.
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Literally just got into Rockaholic cause we were dirty shopaholics today 😂 if anyone is here still come find meeeee. I have a dumb skull hanging off my septum.
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it’s as if uruha’s talking ‘bout boobs LOL
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HNNNGGGGHHHHH
the GazettE’s remake of Cassis is gorgeous, just gorgeous. Ruki fixed his English and wowowow. Guren was pretty much the same except for a few things (obviously like Ruki’s voice) but they changed up the end a bit and it surprised me wow. The for awhile it seemed the same, except for guitars ofc, but then Ruki pulls this shit and I was amazed.
AAAA I can’t wait to hear the entire CD.
Download information here! http://www.gazebestfriends.com/2017/02/radio-gazette-46-programa-reita-e-uruha.html
Cassis via Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/file/mri6qx5hcojbk2y/CASSIS.mp3
Thanks to gazebestfriends!
P.S. GUREN ISNT WORKING therefore you have to use this link and scroll to 53:50! https://www.facebook.com/1478272362386916/videos/1854413328106149/
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@smousxie yassssss I will make this a reality :p
Uruha really wants to eat his guitar~~
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Y U LYK DIS
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Huhuhuhuhu I like it. XD
WORLD TOUR16 DOGMATIC TROIS - 麗
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