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Turtle lock its a turtle lock y'all!
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Just imagining Tav getting punched in the mouth and deliriously throwing up blood into Astarions mouth in a genuine but ill attempt at bonding with him.
if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.
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Live footage of me Photosynthesising 🌿✨️🪷
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I get why non-californians aren't comfortable with being called "dude" but it really is a gender neutral term here. I call my mom dude. Elderly waitresses are dudes. Small insects I notice throughout my day are dudes. Kitchen utensils I cannot find are dudes.
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me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:
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Gelftober Day 5: Fizzgig
Just my partner's Dhal and his fizzgig Bonn who loves being the center of all attention 🐾
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Fantasia (1940)
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a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie
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I’m taking pottery lessons right now… and my teacher said “the kiln gods are being kind to me right now.” And that made me stop and think. Is there a god of pottery? I tried to look it up but it’s hazy.
In Ancient Greece, Athena was apparently the goddess of crafts, which is a bit vague. Hephaestus was the god of sculpting, but that’s not right either.
In Ancient Egypt, I found Khnum who made the other gods and humankind on his potter’s wheel.
I found two gods of pottery in Southeast Asian cultures, Lianaotabi and Panthoibi.
But I wasn’t able to find anyone else. Pottery being such an important part of daily life all around the world, it seems like there would be more. Does anyone know of any other gods of pottery?
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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
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i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".
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So I was having a conversation with a friend about old anime and in the middle of it she forgot the word "canonical" and she instead inflicted a spectacular new aesthetic and slew of mental images on me by saying the phrase "Biblically Accurate Ouran High School Host Club".
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horned ttrpg characters are fun in theory but realistically speaking they would get every cobweb and vine hanging from the dungeon ceiling tangled in their horns in minutes like a cat that went behind the sofa
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