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Everybody Wants to Touch It

Buddie | 1k

Buck doesn't want Eddie to shave his moustache. Not until he knows what it's like to kiss it. - "Are you saying what I think you're saying?" "If you think I'm saying that I want to kiss you while you still have the moustache, then…" Buck took a deep breath and let it out in a rush and blurted, "Yes." Eddie studied him silently for a moment, then grabbed his bag, said, "Follow me in your car," and left. Buck hurried to gather his things.

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snickerdoodles of longing

buddie | 52K | rating: Explicit | ao3 | complete!

Eddie starts, but the words die on his tongue.

Buck reclines into the sofa and props his feet on the coffee table. He doesn’t look at Eddie, but he asks while focused on flicking through house listings, “But what?”

But.

But is a very good question.

Or it’s not a question at all. It’s a reservation. A thing that might happen. Not a big deal of a thing. But still a thing.

The realtor might think they’re— not friends. Not only friends. More than friends. She might think—

Not that Eddie minds the thought of this thing that could be construed from Buck helping out or taking over his call with a realtor to find a house. He doesn’t mind.

But it would imply— it is a possibility that it might look like, from an outsider’s perspective, someone who doesn’t know better, it would appear that he and Buck want to, and maybe already are? Living together.

Or maybe not. Maybe it’s a stretch to believe? Maybe she won’t notice or care one way or another. Maybe lots of friends go house hunting together. Maybe it’s a regular thing?

It’s not a big deal anyway. If she thinks he and Buck are together. She probably won’t even notice. Why would anyone care if they’re a couple or not? Just because Buck wants to help him look for a house doesn’t mean anything beyond that. It’s a normal thing. He’s helping. Other people have friends. Single people need places to live, too. And they bring friends along to help them. Don’t they? And it’s not a bad thought. Eddie’s not offended. The idea of Buck being his—

Would Buck be his husband? Boyfriend? Fiancé?

It’s not a bad idea. It’s—

Eddie’s overthinking it. He doesn’t care if the realtor thinks he and Buck are a couple. It’s fine. Good.

Or— it’s completely neutral and not a big deal.

Buck is the best partner. Whoever gets to marry him will be really lucky. And so happy. Who could be a better, more loving, more supportive husband? Who would be more fun to have a relationship with? Buck is funny and silly and he has the best heart. He’s the epitome of thoughtful and generous. Even the worst days are made a thousand times better when Buck is part of them. Even the most boring tasks or tedious chores are more fun with Buck. Even something as stupid as folding laundry is better when they do it together.

It’s not a bad idea. Is the thing. It’s a really good thing. It would be the best thing. To be married to Buck.

If it were something possible.

It is the best thing to be someone Buck loves. Even if it’s in a platonic capacity. Platonic isn’t inferior. In most cases, it’s incredibly superior. Buck loves with all his heart and soul, without reservation, sometimes to his detriment but Eddie would love him back.

Eddie would love him back with just as much devotion and ferocity.

If it were possible.

If he could.

If they had that sort of relationship.

They don’t have that sort of relationship. It’s not even in the realm of possible. But if it were a thing, it would be a good one. 

~

Eddie decides he needs to move to Texas and slowly unravels as he comes to terms with how he really feels and what he's losing.

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fuel to my fire

Buddie, rated E!, 1,5k

@911countdowntochristmas day 14: fireplace

Buck and Eddie went away for the weekend and spend a cliché night in front of the fireplace.

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Buck loves this. Normally he’s all for the quick lives they live. He’s not good at sitting still. But this feels different. Just lying there in the quiet with no one near them, no pressure to do anything but just be together. He could stay like this forever.

He lays his head down again, resting his cheek on Eddie’s chest. His finger starts tracing lines between moles and freckles over Eddie’s body. He can feel Eddie get goosebumps and grins. “Cold?”

“You’re everything but cold,” Eddie responds, his blunt nails scratching at Buck’s scalp. His other hand moves underneath the blanket and touches Buck’s side. His hands are warm, which is a little surprising given the temperature outside. They’re not out of state, but far enough up in the mountains to be in a cold, snowy area.

Buck presses a kiss down on Eddie’ chest and feels Eddie shiver this time. Smiling, he kisses Eddie’s skin again. And again.

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snickerdoodles of longing

part 1

buddie | 14.2K | T rating for this half | ao3

Eddie starts, but the words die on his tongue.

Buck reclines into the sofa and props his feet on the coffee table. He doesn’t look at Eddie, but he asks while focused on flicking through house listings, “But what?”

But.

But is a very good question.

Or it’s not a question at all. It’s a reservation. A thing that might happen. Not a big deal of a thing. But still a thing.

The realtor might think they’re— not friends. Not only friends. More than friends. She might think—

Not that Eddie minds the thought of this thing that could be construed from Buck helping out or taking over his call with a realtor to find a house. He doesn’t mind.

But it would imply— it is a possibility that it might look like, from an outsider’s perspective, someone who doesn’t know better, it would appear that he and Buck want to, and maybe already are? Living together.

Or maybe not. Maybe it’s a stretch to believe? Maybe she won’t notice or care one way or another. Maybe lots of friends go house hunting together. Maybe it’s a regular thing?

It’s not a big deal anyway. If she thinks he and Buck are together. She probably won’t even notice. Why would anyone care if they’re a couple or not? Just because Buck wants to help him look for a house doesn’t mean anything beyond that. It’s a normal thing. He’s helping. Other people have friends. Single people need places to live, too. And they bring friends along to help them. Don’t they? And it’s not a bad thought. Eddie’s not offended. The idea of Buck being his—

Would Buck be his husband? Boyfriend? Fiancé?

It’s not a bad idea. It’s—

Eddie’s overthinking it. He doesn’t care if the realtor thinks he and Buck are a couple. It’s fine. Good.

Or— it’s completely neutral and not a big deal.

Buck is the best partner. Whoever gets to marry him will be really lucky. And so happy. Who could be a better, more loving, more supportive husband? Who would be more fun to have a relationship with? Buck is funny and silly and he has the best heart. He’s the epitome of thoughtful and generous. Even the worst days are made a thousand times better when Buck is part of them. Even the most boring tasks or tedious chores are more fun with Buck. Even something as stupid as folding laundry is better when they do it together.

It’s not a bad idea. Is the thing. It’s a really good thing. It would be the best thing. To be married to Buck.

If it were something possible.

It is the best thing to be someone Buck loves. Even if it’s in a platonic capacity. Platonic isn’t inferior. In most cases, it’s incredibly superior. Buck loves with all his heart and soul, without reservation, sometimes to his detriment but Eddie would love him back.

Eddie would love him back with just as much devotion and ferocity.

If it were possible.

If he could.

If they had that sort of relationship.

They don’t have that sort of relationship. It’s not even in the realm of possible. But if it were a thing, it would be a good one. 

~

Eddie decides he needs to move to Texas and slowly unravels when he realizes how he really feels and what he's losing.

(read the first half now / second half will be up in a few days)

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Fire in my heart (fire in my kitchen)

Buddie | Rated T | 2,2k

Eddie accidentally sets fire to his kitchen, but a cute firefighter invites him and Christopher to a holiday party, so it's not that bad of a day, right?

--

A firefighter walks their way, smiling, “Kitchen is clear. Aside from the curtains, there isn’t a lot of damage. You called 9-1-1 just in time.”

“I called,” Christopher tells the firefighter, who takes his helmet off to show messy, sweaty curls. “Dad was too busy panicking.”

“I was not,” Eddie says, trying not to be offended. Way to go, his son embarrassing him in front of a cute firefighter he might have to work with in the future – if he even survives the academy.

“Smart thinking, kid,” the firefighter says, grinning at Christopher. “Sadly we couldn’t save your turkey.”

Christopher snorts – actually snorts, “That’s fine, it wasn’t going to taste good anyway.”

“Oh, God,” Eddie says, mortified, and places his hands on his face to hide as the firefighter bursts out in laughter.

@911countdowntochristmas day 8: holiday party

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ok now that bt is FINALLY bones, all i really have to say is fuck yall for real. there are some of yall that arent that bad, but the overwhelming majority of you guys are actually fucking awful. i have had twitter mutuals be harassed by yall, i have had friends harassed, ive seen people i dont even follow being called horrific things and insulting their appearances, and so so much more. one thing that really sticks out is the blatant misogyny that some of you guys present. the amount of men that have gone online and confidently called women bitches and sluts and whores and cunts and hoes is genuinely fucking deranged, and i hope you all know that. there have been bt stans in my replies and my inbox and in my business, telling me that IM in the wrong for stating my opinions on the weird ass shit theyve been doing, telling me that they "dont feel welcome" in this fandom, and that they feel like this fandom is toxic and etc etc etc etc I DONT CARE BRO. i have said it once and ill say it again and again. some of you guys are just not meant to be in fandom spaces. there are block buttons for a reason. you can block people and tags and literally everything under the sun but you continue to SEEK OUT shit that makes you mad or that you dont agree with just so you can hate on the OPs in their replies. you dont seem to understand that people can have opinions on what characters they like and what ships they enjoy, and that other people have the right to criticize them. i am NOT sorry and i will NOT apologize for how i may have reacted. i do NOT feel bad for you. we all told you that this wasnt going to last, the showeunner said it wasnt going to last. the ACTOR said it wasnt going to last. and instead of using critical thinking skills and media literacy training, you got tattoos for this ship, you spent hundreds of dollars on cameos from a nepo baby, and you spent days of your lives hating on and harassing people over a FICTIONAL TV SHOW. instead of being upset at LFJR for leading yall on, you attacked oliver stark for being "biphobic"??@?!?!??!!??!÷*×(!&×,@ for having an opinion on his own character, especially after he spent time becoming genuinely one of the biggest bisexual allies i have ever seen. after he told reporters that he was planning on playing buck as bi anyway, after he made post after post saying how excited he was for bucks storyline, and after he advocated for this character he loves so dearly. you jumped down his throat for no reason. i have absolutely no sympathy for you. i really do hope you follow lfjr back to SWAT and i truly hope he gets every single line and every single scene just to keep him off of my fucking screen. 🫶

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9-1-1 8x06 | Confessions

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Please don't ask me how I am. Okay.

6.12, “Recovery” 8.06, “Confessions”

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Eddie Diaz | 9-1-1 Season 8 Episode 6 'Confessions'

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me if something happens tonight: buddie is the greatest love story that television has ever seen!!!

me if nothing happens tonight: buddie is the greatest love story that television has ever seen!!!

like i don’t know what you tell y’all, buddie is the greatest love story that television has ever seen 🤷🏼‍♀️

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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buck getting a super cool scary looking mummy prop for halloween only for it to actually be a real corpse and then him immediately getting injured/sick and believing he is now cursed is truly the most in character thing they could've done and i'm living for it

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Honestly baffles me how so many people continue to believe the words of random anonymous people on the internet instead of using their own eyes and ears to work things out for themselves. Did no one ever teach you to evaluate sources of information? To think critically? Whether in real life or fandom, don't believe everything that someone tells you

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#like father, like son

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By "roles" I mean playing a different character, and in a different piece of media; someone playing one character across a franchise only counts as one thing for the purposes of this poll, as does playing multiple characters in one franchise/piece of media

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Only Fools and Horses as Rodney Trotter

Goodnight Sweetheart as Gary

Butterflies as Adam Parkinson

Frasier 2023 as Alan Cornwall

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By "roles" I mean playing a different character, and in a different piece of media; someone playing one character across a franchise only counts as one thing for the purposes of this poll, as does playing multiple characters in one franchise/piece of media

Below are some of this actor's roles. Please only check after voting!

Only Fools and Horses as Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter

A Touch of Frost as Jack Frost

Danger Mouse as Danger Mouse (voice role)

Open All Hours / Still Open All Hours as Granville

Jason is the brother of actor Arthur White. He was also in a relationship with actor Myfanwy Talog until her death in 1995

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