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break unhealthy patterns even if they feel good in the moment

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your kindness should include yourself

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I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

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People don’t owe you their downtime! And I don’t mean this in a harsh way, but in a “quit breaking your own heart” way.

It’s so easy to see a friend “active” and reblogging on tumblr, or maybe making a status update on Facebook and feel hurt they haven’t replied to our messages.

Different things take different energy. And someone being “online” but not actively talking to you does not mean they no longer love or care about you.

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We made it through another winter, everyone. 

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Not being able to explain the reasons behind your feelings doesn’t make them less valid.

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nothing to be ashamed of

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You should be proud of yourself for getting by, even if you think you’re just barely managing. That’s still admirable and something to be proud of.

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It is my wish for you and all of us that the bullshit stops soon. You know. Whatever unnecessary horrors that happens to be for you

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Love Yourself (even if sometimes others have to do it for you)

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Send me a ship & a number and I’ll write a short story

We’ll have to take the long way around

Can you be quiet for five minutes, please???

I heard a noise.

The floor is lava.

Where’s my food?

Did you ever clean the attic?

Can I be of assistance?

I can’t see anything.

Get out of the way before I murder you.

You’re breaking my heart

Please tell me we’re not lost

It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!

Oh go cry me a river.

He/She’s been gone for quite a while

Get over it.

Another stray dog???

If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.

I’m stuck! You’ll have to help me

I swear, I’m not scared of ____.

When’s that last time we went on a date?

I thought you didn’t like cats?

Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)

I’ll just tell your mom on you.

I thought you were nice.

I had a dream about you.

What color do you like better?

You are going to the Doctor whether you like it or not

Take notes, sweetheart.

This is where you impress me, right?

Can you please take out the trash?

Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.

I can’t believe you didn’t remember

What is that atrocious smell?

I could beat you up, you know that right?

Is it just me or is cold in here?

Way to go

What would you do if the sky was falling?

I found the candles, we’ll be alright.

We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.

You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?

I said “I HAVE AN IDEA!”

Down the hall, second door on the left.

Are you lost?

Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.

Are you even human?

We’ll talk later.

I’m afraid.

I thought there was time.

Can you just leave me alone?

I’ll carry it.

Why do you have so many pairs of shoes?

I like proving you wrong.

Who are you?

I think you need stitches

Must be a coincidence

This is your fault by the way.

What do you mean you don’t like donuts?

Excuse me for falling in love with you.

I have fans. More fans than you to be exact.

I knew you’d be mad.

If you die, I’m going to kill you.

You’ve never smoked anything in your life.

You gave me a black eye.

Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.

What if it sinks?

Birds can’t fly without wings.

Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.

That SOOO classifies as a date.

No backsies.

You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.

I never liked it, I lied.

Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.

Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Remember when we were dating and you _____

Be brave, sweetheart.

Shut your alarm clock off

I can’t do this anymore

Have I ever told you how much I hate bees?

Why do I have to pretend to be your wife?

Stop it I’m not your maid

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oh you sent me a love attack or whatever it was called. I already forgot... SO I AM ATTACKING YOU BACK! with love!!!

YOU GET ATTACKED!!!! YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING YOU

Ack? What? What did I do? I mean I feel attacked quite often as it is... 😅

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I had to. it's our tag now, sorry anyone else who uses it

good luck with your finals!! you've got this!

Paprika is the one lucky kitty who gets to stay home because she's already had all her vet stuff done. I'll tell her you said hi! (she won't understand but she'll appreciate it nonetheless)

thanks for the good vibes <3

hi ink how's it going? up to anything fun?

helloooo Flicker!! I wish I could say yes I am up to anything fun but no I am not. I am merely in pain and stressed because we're taking 3 of my 4 pets to the vet on monday so they can get spayed/neutered and none of them have ever been before and one of them is a large dog and he really needs to have his claws trimmed but he won't let me trim them- and he needs a bath. pretty badly.

how are you?

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I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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Feel free to share any other quirks you're capable of, that I didn't list, in the tags! (Like if you have any double joints, or extra teeth, or whatever)

Don't forget to reblog so more people can vote! :]