talentdieudonnee
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im tina and i like to dance.
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Erotic humanoid version of a L’Oréal Kids shampoo bottle
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gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)
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Can’t tell my Zumba instructor nothin’
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replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
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the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
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if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
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reasons not to have kids:
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
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