dante: what’s the name? the ligmas company
vergilius: it’s the limbus comp–
dante: ligmas balls
charon: [drives the bus directly off a cliff]
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dante and vergilius get divorced and then they kiss and remarry then divorce then kiss then remarry then divorce th
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Emil Sinclair: I. FUCKING. HATE. THIS. TEAM
My teammates and manager make me dance with the maracas while they stand back and shout go white boy go
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Roland: How do I tell Yesod that I want him to yell at me like he’s Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
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Gebura: I just got my bottom surgery!
Yesod: Awesome, my top surgery is in a few weeks!
Gebura: I can’t believe we’re both gay and trans!
Tiphereth: I’m a communist
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Yesod: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Yesod: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Yesod: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Roland: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Yesod: What's this?
Roland, hugging Yesod: Affection!
Yesod: Disgusting.
Yesod: ...Do it again.
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Roland: I desire moisture.
Yesod: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Roland: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Yesod: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Roland: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Yesod: Aren't you forgetting something?
Roland: Uuh...*Kisses Yesod's forehead before running out*
Yesod: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Chesed: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Yesod: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Chesed, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Yesod: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Roland: I think you mean cards.
Chesed: He did not.
Yesod, pulling out knives: I did not.
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Yesod: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Chesed: You left me, Roland, and Gebura in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Yesod: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Netzach: Today at 7 am, Chesed poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Roland: I watched Chesed brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.
Yesod: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
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Chesed: Do you want to know your gay name?
Yesod: My... my gay name?
Chesed: Yeah, it's your first name-
Yesod: Haha. Very funny Chesed-
Chesed: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Yesod: Oh- oh my god.
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