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vaguely alive (i'm fine don't worry, just been afflicting friends with old shows and dunmeshi), while I'm back cause I'm working on editing a video for youtube and I need entertainment, I may as well start a lil poll

I'm going to be starting a blog for the fresh dough au, I've already confirmed to myself that it will primarily be a comic blog.

That's all for the moment, I'll be headed back to editing now. <3

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What happened to this blog?

Things are just a bit busy is all! Plus my energy has been tanked- we'll at the least be trying to pick back up later in the week, I promise! :D

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(Originally an ask from @halohalfangel)

Oh grand, benevolent dragon of ivory,

All I ask is that you answer my simple question...

WHO IS CLOUDBERRY AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!

"As I said, nobody mentions Cloudberry Dragon anymore. In other words, don't bring them up."

"And be quiet about it, the snake might hear you. As I once heard, curiosity killed the cookie."

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Oh great dragon, would you tell us your greatest wish outside of ridding all Cookies?

"If they must live, force them back into the ways of old."

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Longan Dragon, Pitaya Dragon said that they wouldn’t want to live on the dragon island because it looks like skibidi toilet, any tips?

*sigh*

"Must I really take their iPad again? If I must, I will."

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I wanna hug Snake Fruit and Longan. Can I?

"Of courssse! Come here!"

*Snake Fruit hug acquired!*

”I wouldn’t even bother trying, there’s a reason nobody mentions Cloudberry Dragon anymore.”

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Longan Dragon Cookie, i have a question!

What is your guilty pleasure?! Like a secret that no one knows about! Like, you like sweet! Or something?

"If it counts... I wait for when Snake Fruit hangs up their robes to dry after cleaning them. Once they're gone, I'll take a few pieces off the line and throw them back into the ocean. One time I even got them to cuss at the one called 'Sea Fairy', that was amusing."

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My want for cookiekind’s death is not a new thing, although I can supply you a list on why i want us dead if you request

"Do it, you've piqued my interest."

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Yo (OOC)

Battery Acid here. Massive apologies for the inactivity, folks. Last few days have been rough, and I just needed a bit of time, yk? Asks shall continue as normal now!

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I think Longan should be allowed to kill askers

"See, I wish I was. But you're all incorporeal voices who we just occasionally hear and sometimes get touched by a physical version of, so there's not much I can do."

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To snake fruit cookie: what do you think about the dragons?

To longan dragon:what do you think about snake fruit cookie?

"Mmm...Lotuss iss pleassant to be around. Pitaya iss, rather exhausssting to be in the pressence of, they're alwayss looking for a fight."

"I find Lychee to be quite helpful with planning, pleassant enough to be around. And Ananasss... Ananasss cares too much about those islandersss. That care will come back to bite them in the tail ssome day."

"Snake Fruit? They're simple-minded, I'll tell you that much. I don't even think they've memorized their times tables."

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*Grabs the branch connected to your head and pulls you close* Longan Dragon, I wasn’t asking if Snake Fruit wanted chew toys. I don’t like them and they don’t deserve it, I was asking you. Don’t try to change the subject like you always do.

*Pulls out a bag of dog treats* Who’s a good dragon? Answer my question and you’ll get them. These are Pitaya Dragon’s favorite treats so I’ll just use these unless you have a favorite of your own.

"Why do I even try anymore..."

Longan pushed away your hand, freeing themself.

"Maybe something... yellow? Gold? I've never really had the chance to think about dog toys."

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“I do not give two shits if you want this or not, it stays here either way” *puts the Boba and donut down before disappearing into the air*

“I’m going to take the tea before the snake can.”

"..Meanie I wanted ssome tea."

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I wonder what happened to the great dragon, but that's besides the point

Does the dragon like snacks? If so, what kind?

“I can’t speak for the others, and I know it isn’t really a snack, but I enjoy teas. One of the only good things to come out of cookies is the invention of the London Fog.”

“As for actual snacks… I won’t say. They’re my only weakness, after all.”

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What is the dragon's thoughts on swearing?

"Swears are primitive, simple-minded ways to express anger, I would never use them myself."

"...."

*Snake Fruit gives a malicious grin.*

"Ssshit."

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

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Here, have a wyrmling plush

"..Huh, it'ss...quite cute."

"...Thank you."

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Longan Dragon, the only dragon I know with the warmest heart filled with generosity, do you like dog toys? I see that you have bones in your palace so I would think that you chew on them like a dog. Let me know! Maybe one day I’ll reward you with some dog treats! If you have a certain one you like, don’t be afraid to let me know!

Thanks for your time!

"..."

Longan looks down at their hands, then stares back up at you in a mixture of shock and disgust.

"The bones are... nevermind. Get snake fruit some chew toys, that will distract them from messing with my plans for a while."