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‘ want you gone ’ sentence starters

❝ well, here we are again. ❞

❝ it’s always such a pleasure. ❞

❝ remember when you tried to kill me twice? ❞

❝ oh, how we laughed and laughed! ❞

❝ i wasn’t laughing. ❞

❝ under the circumstances, i’ve been shockingly nice. ❞

❝ you want your freedom? take it. ❞

❝ that’s what i’m counting on. ❞

❝ i used to want you dead. ❞

❝ i only want you gone. ❞

❝ i used to want you dead, but not i only want you gone. ❞

❝ she was a lot like you. ❞

❝ maybe not quite as heavy. ❞

❝ now, little [ insert name ] is in here too! ❞

❝ one day, they woke me up. ❞

❝ one day they woke me up so i could live forever. ❞

❝ it’s such a shame the same will never happen to you. ❞

❝ you’ve got your short, sad life left. ❞

❝ i’ll let you get right to it. ❞

❝ goodbye my only friend. ❞

❝ oh, did you think i meant you? ❞

❝ that would be funny if it weren’t so sad. ❞

❝ well you have been replaced! ❞

❝ i don’t need anyone now! ❞

❝ when i get rid of you, maybe i’ll stop feeling so sad. ❞

❝ maybe i’ll stop feeling so sad. ❞

❝ go make some new disasters! ❞

❝ you’re someone else’s problem! ❞

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game grumps play ocarina of time starters !

part one

❝ sometimes i like to switch it up! ❞

❝ oh, i don’t know.. ❞

❝ we definitely are not in-sync on that. ❞

❝ yeah! ❞

❝ i don’t know who buttface is, but it’s not us! ❞

❝ i love it! ❞

❝ let’s fucking do it! ❞

❝ i’ve been working on my voice over stuff, wanna hear? ❞

❝ i quite like it. ❞

❝ i don’t know what i’m doing to make you say that, but okay. ❞

❝ oh, GOD! ❞

❝ oh, bye!! ❞

❝ that’s the new sitcom! ❞

❝ oh, this is you. ❞

❝ malevolent – [ bURSTS INTO COUGHING ] ❞

❝ it’s extremely hard to concentrate. ❞

❝ go now! ❞

❝ i do not have much time left! ❞

❝ i’m a lil dru— i’m a lil drunk! ❞

❝ he smelled like crotch and berries.. ❞

❝ DID YOU SEE THAT? ❞

❝ you are drunk, go home. ❞

❝ wAKE UP! ❞

❝ GET UP! ❞

❝ fine, i guess i’ll just.. wear these out! ❞

❝ ah, god, you smell! ❞

❝ what about it!? ❞

❝ you shut your fuck up! ❞

❝ check out my sick drawings! ❞

❝ well, that’s just a guy… ❞

❝ it’s fine. ❞

❝ took you long enough! ❞

❝ your face sucks, bye ~ ! ❞

❝ the fuck you trying to say about my parents kitchen? ❞

❝ oh, geez, what could it be!! ❞

❝ you can borrow it for a while.. ❞

❝ i thought they were fancy-schmancy! ❞

❝ whoa look at this, this is cool! ❞

❝ yeah, i know how to play this! ❞

❝ that’s going to be a topic of discussion, i’m sure. ❞

❝ god, look how easy this is to do! ❞

❝ here, let me pick this one up for you! ❞

❝ pick him up and throw him. ❞

❝ i’ll teach you how to talk to people! ❞

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what’s up nerds!! guess who just emerged from the Nerd Cave?? it’s your friendly neighborhood Boi Wonder!! this here is a brand new Kenma Kozume rp blog from the Haikyuu!! series and franchise. if you could like/reblog this post as a way of letting me know I can ruin your lives with angst and feels and the occasional dank meme you’re down to interact with this kute kitten, then that’d be swell!! thanks, y’all!!

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random Happy Feet starters, part one

“does anyone know what that is?”

“don’t eat yellow snow.”

“it’s not something that i can actually teach you.”

“well done you!”

“it’s the voice you hear inside who you truly are!”

“take a moment…”

“don’t push me!”

“i’m trying not to lose my head…”

“that’s as far as i got!”

“my song’s sort of a boom with a… PBFT-PBFFT-PFT-PFF.. and another boom!”

“who is that?”

“it’s not FUNNY!”

“all my life i’ve wanted to say that…. you’re so…”

“you didn’t get one?”

“sorry, honey!”

“thank you, but it’s yours.”

“you get back here!”

“[insert name]! let go!”

“you let it get away!”

“are you breathing?”

“thank you…”

“OKAY, i’m completely terrified!”

“that’s a 9.8!”

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                                                So Lᴇᴛ’s BURN !!

                                                                             Made By Wifey  Written by Alex.

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i said TOO MUCH, it  O V e r f l o w e d .

                                                            g o d ,  i wish i N E V E R spoke.

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me: it wont bother me. me: *lies down* me: it actually really bothers me, a lot, so I’m gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping

sexual-texts

(via sexual-texts)

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       Since my promo isn’t really working for me, and these apparently get around a lot faster. I’m in need of more Role-play blogs to interact with and follow, so like/reblog this if you are interested in interacting with Zack Fair, from Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core!!

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you got it folks - another ship meme !

send me “ ❤️❤️❤️ ” & i’ll answer these questions —–

who texts the other from work, bored as hell, the most?

who is more likely to say awful puns at the worst times?

who does the “launches into song because someone else said a sentence in that song” the most?

which person would eat ramen for all meals of the day & not see anything wrong with it?

who would listen to music from the Sonic The Hedgehog soundtracks unironically?

who needs to make the bed before they sleep, every single time?

who says “we’re going to sleep anyway, it doesn’t matter omg”?

who stays up til the asscrack of dawn playing video games?

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i said TOO MUCH, it  O V e r f l o w e d .

                                                            g o d ,  i wish i N E V E R spoke.

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@musiicians-demiise

          ❛ oh my god. ❜

          she’s staring straight at the only thing she EVER wants to use when at the park, && her heart is dead set on doing such while they are still in this area. her eyes seem to sparkle && her cry is loud as she grabs Neah’s hand && darts—

          ❛ VIVA LA SWING SET!!!! ❜

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@alhxshaxise

          ❛ o-oh my— ❜ Cece gasps softly, blinking in amazement. ❛ i’m ridiculous, i wasn’t paying attention! please forgive me, er... were you speaking to me? ❜

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hey cuties !!!! like for a varying length starter !!

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musiicians-demiise replied to your post:          ❛ well, I for one think you’re all VERY...

“no they arent”

          ❛ trust me... i’m on Fine Street in Buttville. ❜

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          ❛ well, I for one think you’re all VERY pretty. ❜

          ❛ .... your butts are great, too. ❜

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@cancicegii

I’M READING MY FRIENDS’ TAGS FOR MY PROMO WE’VE GOT MEG’S,

so sweet, simple, meg’s touch of affection. WE’VE GOT MISC’S,

short, sweet, to  the point AND THEN THERE’S CAMILLE’S