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"House, we are in dire need of curing this patient."

"Did you give a try to the drug that is made out of medicine?"

"Yes, in fact, I did give a try to the drug that is made out of medicine."

"Only people who are not enlightened try the drug that is made out of medicine. You are not elightened."

"I gave a try to the drug that is made out of stupidity!"

"Your melanin levels are higher than other people's."

"This action proves to be of great annoyance to me."

"I am in possession of blood slowly falling from my nasal cavity that is slowly falling!"

"This action is not great."

"In addition, rodents have caressed me with their teeth due to my poor hygiene."

"You are in dire need of drug that is made out of hygiene! Additionally, I have yet to speak for some time."

"Nay! Drug that is made out of hygiene will take the life of our patient! He is in dire need of rodent teeth caresses to continue living."

*silence*

"I refuse to allow this!"

"I have no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand. MORE RODENT TEETH CARESSES!"

*the comforting sound of rodents can be heard in the distance*

"My wellbeing is well! I do not have any more blood coming from my nasal cavity. I am very grateful, doctor!"

"I am of high intellect."

"I, too, make an appearance in this episode."

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These two will be the death of me

Drawing House MD scenes until I lose my motivation

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how is one supposed to react to such thing

You've been a Good cast-iron pan. Let Mommy take care of you... I'm going to Rub Oil all over you and Bake you at 230°C and you're going to like it... Badly behaved Pans go into the dishwasher and get Scrubbed with a Metal Sponge.

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ok house we get it pack it up you little autistic man go bother the blonde puppy coded guy you've been in a homoerotic toxic codependent doomed yaoi situationship for twelve years

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"Greg" is a very un-moanable name, im sorry wilson

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This can't NOT be about hilson

i love when a ship has that one person who is obviously a freak and the other person is supposedly the normal one (they're a freak too)

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oh you mean house? from that one show house md? post canon maybe? after Wilson dies? maybe even before that?

local faggot found grieving what once was

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Transgender Gregory house looka like da bible

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Yeah do y'all think he knows that blowing smoke in someone's face means you wanna do them

do-over

capcut wouldn’t let me choose a font leave me alone i made this in less than 30 minutes

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I WANT THAT TOO SOMEBODY DO THAT TO ME TOO

what the past few months have been like

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WHO CARES?!?! MORE MOUSE BITES!!!!!

how is the house md tag trending in the big 2025

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tee hee twirls hair kicks feet well you see

i love house md why is one of the most loving scenes one of the characters promising the other theyll kill them

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"guys" I say to my non-existent tumblr audience

“guys” i say to the singular person i’m talking to

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guys I'm tired of crushing on him I just need him to reject me so I can move on with my life I literally can't do it anymore I think about him so much it started annoying tf out of me RAHHHHHH *rips off shirt*

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I'm sobbing I want tumblr friends so bad bro... I just wanna wake up go on tumblr and send silly posts to silly mutuals... sob

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Oooh yeah I can already feel that huddy-like sexual tension between them

foreshadowing in s2e10

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this is what Wilson and Cuddy hear on a daily basis 💔

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you