talkingcrowlikething

[talkingcrowlikething]

No, that's where they give horses euthanasia. It's in the name.

Ever heard of a hospital? I suggest you go to one.

isthat where theygo to g ive my dad euthanasia

[talkingcrowlikething]

GREEN ONE! you’re using ELECTRICITY!! i’ve made a blog and i think we should tell the people about ⚡️eLeCtRiCiTy⚡️

*stares awkwardly at the nonexistent audience*

( @ask-electracy )

We've already been on all this before! You and your electric lightshow did nothing to impress me, or my personal home shredder (you cannot touch do not ask me where it is that is CLASSIFIED).

Perhaps I would relent if you could present me with five carefully worded reasons why electricity is important, but I know fully well that YOU cannot count that high!

[talkingcrowlikething]

did you beat up yellow guy

No. I bited him, big difference.

[talkingcrowlikething]

What if, hypothetically, I accidentally unleashed I think... Estimated about 2000 wasps? In your house..?

HYPOTHETICALLY of course!!

Um ignore the buzzing.

Did I say hypothetically...?

You said it thrice, I don't appreciate that. Luckily for you the short one has "taken one for the team" and transferred all this "wasp business" into the shadowy realm he calls his "bedroom". I won't tolerate any more shenanigans! Away with you!

[talkingcrowlikething]

what is your opinion on the current socioeconomic state of the world, and do you think that inventing a digital currency based around respect would fix it?

Well you see the world is all fire and brimstone right now, and when I create the most perfect digital coinage for the whole world to adopt, I will have the most coin and everyone will respect me. Therefore ending all world problems and affording me a swimming pool I can put a smaller swimming pool inside of.

[talkingcrowlikething]

IM A COMPUTER. IM A COMPUTERY GUY.

HEY!!!!!!!!! what are you doing computers can't use themselves this is ABHORREnt. You're CHEATING!!

[talkingcrowlikething]

Why are you green..why aren't you red

Why are YOU Grey instead of a GOOD shape like a oblong sphereoid?!?!?

[talkingcrowlikething]

https://welcomehome.fandom.com/wiki/Poppy_Partridge

down in Home there is also a very large bird

Well now you are just typing things up and playing make believe. Luckily for you I am removing my reading glasses and going to go stare at the fire place which has NO fire in it. Hfmp!

[talkingcrowlikething]

more to the point, why haven't you been watering the computer plant. it's getting musty.

Hey about that Hospital place

See this is what I'm talking about, about the doors. One second I'm there, next I'm in some weird garage or something.

[talkingcrowlikething]

Don't be so ridiculous, everyone knows crustaceans can't breathe

who birthed you into this realm

whe n iclose my eyes i see thedarkness gain on m e. and i fel the soul s of every crustacean whho has ever take n a first1️⃣ breathWOW WHAT WAS THAT!

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[talkingcrowlikething]

all is fair in chuddle dollops and war. that's the first thing they teach you about war in the military

So we all know what happened with the family sized chuddle dollops, but what if you got like three seperate single serve bags of chuddle dollops and gave one of each to you, the green chicken-like thing and the yarn man?

the orherones will bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite outof my hand s. :O(

[talkingcrowlikething]

What?! I haven't recieved any "strange smelling packages", this is an outrage! You there, give me yours this instant!

What do you think about Roy?

I think he needs to maybe stay away. He keeps making us strange smelling packages that I don't open.

[talkingcrowlikething]

You didn't even eat the ants you just let them crawl around your bedroom don't be so wasteful

are you just hungry?

y es :O( they won t feedme

[talkingcrowlikething]

Have you tried falling up the stairs instead? I quite recommend it!

ifell down th e stairs

heilp

[talkingcrowlikething]

Hmm. Probably just feeling charitable. Either that or they haven't met me yet.

Hey about that Hospital place

See this is what I'm talking about, about the doors. One second I'm there, next I'm in some weird garage or something.

[talkingcrowlikething]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU CAN't PUT TIN IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, do you mind if I borrow your shredder for a little bit.

( @ask-red-guy-dhmis )

YES I MIND. DO NOT TOUCH MY PERSONAL HOME SHREDDER OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[talkingcrowlikething]

Thank goodness you're here. Please send this that one to Internet Jail immediately for his insolence. In the meantime I will be in my "Hot Tub"

WHO MADE THIS AND WHY IS IT ON MY DISPLAY????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Identity theft is a crime frowned upon by ME!!!!!!!!! DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!! @ military