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You ever watch those vids of people washing the gnarliest of rugs? It’s beyond gross when they start yet I’m glued to the screen and mesmerized by the process. They donate the rugs to animal shelters I think. Which is pretty cool. But yes! A few washes and it’s just as good as new! I always buy new underwear. My junk deserves a fresh new pair.

You know, with me back, you can always shoot me a text. Throwing this out there but I’m great with kids! If you want to go out for chill time or a date, just let me know.

As long as you can wipe it down or fix it, there is nothing wrong with it. I mean some things can be kind of gross, but that's the things that you just don't grab. But yeah that's a good question, man. Well, if you need help, just let me know. Yeah, yeah. I'm down for that too.

That sounds great to me. All of it sounds great. Doesn't matter what day you both swing by. I'll be around. It'll be great to see friends too. It's been awhile since I've done that.

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That and any time I'm around a garbage disposal I gotta make sure nothing is near to flip that switch! I haven't had long hair in a hot minute but still think I'll get dragged in!

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That scene traumatized the heck out of me!

Same here! I refuse to drive behind big ass trucks anymore 'cause you never know what can come out of the back!

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Sam: I want to cater to those self reasons and be like YES! Pay my way! There's that voice in my head that's telling me not to be a mooch and do the right thing! Good thing is....<insert 10 min drum roll> I actually got enough cash saved up! You just might see my happy ass sooner than expected! Sam: hey man. it's cool. really. it's all water under the bridge. I didn't even know you still thought about that. Sam: D Sam: U Sam: D Sam: E Sam: ! Sam: WE NEED TO GO THERE! Sam: Give your mom 5 mins with my charm and I'll be up on the roof cleaning the gutters in no time! Sam: well...at least it was probably with a hand and you not using a pool noodle or something to slurp it up. 🤪

Blaine: It's for the very selfish reason of wanting to see you more often. But hey, I'll be happy to see you no matter how you get here! Blaine: And if you wanted to return to stripping, you know I'd support you, right? I know I might've implied otherwise in the past, but that was me taking out my anger on you when you weren't even the one I was angry with, which was a really unfair thing to do. Blaine: It's the Sleepy Hollow, actually! It's the place where the cartoon and the Tim Burton movie take place. How cool would it be to go there?!! Blaine: Sounds perfect! Who knows, maybe we'll even be able to watch at the same time. Let's test it out! Blaine: I don't think she'd let a guest do anything around the house, but she'll really appreciate the offer! Blaine: That's... exactly what I did. Just lay down on my stomach and went for it. 0/10, do not recommend.

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Uuuuuuuuuuh.....towels?? I only have 2 and it's a pain because I gotta hoof it to the laundromat to wash them.

Thanks, Britt. I try. Think I would have stayed in NY longer if my family was there. Probably sounds lame but I love the heck outta those guys.

No, no. We're getting it! PLUS whipped cream because its way too fun squirting it out of the can and straight into your mouth! Did you know the British folk call it Squirty Cream?!

He and I got started off the wrong paw and all but he's a cool cat. The hate mail isn't as frequent now which is good. Gotta say, he's got better grammar than me.

If he and Brain from Animaniacs ever teamed up all of us would be doomed.

That might be a little too long even when I get my time machine to work. Is there anything you need??? If you don't need a bed.

I don't know if you get told a lot but, you're a good big brother.

You don't have to get all of it! But... also you're the best!

He's good! Maybe a little grumpy because he has to share a room again but um, it's just a for-now thing- the sharing a room part. He's kind of always grumpy. Thanks for asking though! I'm glad you two made up.

We're kind of taking a break on talking about big-brain things so I'm not sure how far along he's gotten but I don't think he's in a rush going through with it at the moment.

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DM: You're 100% boosting my ego here, man. Made me kinda miss the fun I had with that shoot. If things work out in the next couple months there might be more pics of me to share with New York! Glad you followed along with my Sam-isms! Sometimes I don't know what I'm saying half the time. Oh! And the gorgeous compliment! Gotta admit that made me grin. Not a lot of dudes say that to me.

Want me to give you a heads up if/when I got new pics? You can get a sneak peek if you're interested!

DM: I'm not surprised at all. That's exactly what I would expect to happen after posting pictures like that. Of course I do. You're definitely Calvin Klein material. You could put their current models to shame. Don't worry, Gorgeous, I knew what you meant.

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A good looking guy like you and you weren't showing off your minty breath to someone? That's a total crime, man! But hey, bet you can find lots of people to share a minty kiss with now! I mean, if you want to kiss my grandma I bet that'll make her year.

Halloween was the best at my place! Mom likes to deck the house out with all the spooky things she's collected over the years. I take S&S trick-or-treating while my parents hand out candy in front of the garage.

Can't you shoot off a Coke bottle rocket with Mentos?

Ha! Probably but at least my breath was fresh...for all the people I wasn't kissing. If you're telling me it's a compliment then I'm going to take it like one even though you're comparing my minty fresh breath to your grandma. Who, I'm sure, is a very lovely lady.

At least you got to have some fun. I bet Halloween was crazy in your house. I wasn't able to eat more than a few pieces of candy a day so my basket lasted forever.

Pop rocks go crazy but not as crazy as Mentos. Glad you're alive, buddy.

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Dude! You don't even know the half of it! My brain feels like it's been machinegunned with sunbeams sometimes. Other times it just wants me to eat a massive bowl of cereal, which Mercedes been witness to. Ha! The caffeine crash is no joke. I think I passed out for a month after I settled for the night. Now I gotta see you on the highest of caffeine highs! Trainings are great! Part of me worried if I needed business cards to drum up business but word of mouth been great! Got a lot of ladies who want beach bodies before end of summer.

That's what I thought about the age thing! Aren't we all Disney kids even when we're old? Look at Dick Van Dyke! Mercedes mentioned we should all go together sometime which would be freaking awesome if we can make it work! When was the last time you went? I didn't know they sell booze there! Whoa...you just planted Halloween in Disney in my head. How cool would that be?!

Oh, come on! Teazard is genius!

Sounds like we've got the beginnings of sweet plan! Come end of July early August I'll be ready to strip and show my goods to the Vogue photographer. You have no idea how excited I am for this! Which is weird because I honestly thought I bid adios to that world.

Well, it's nice to know your imagination is able to stay so bright and entertaining on a triple shot of Americano! Usually that would just make me jittery and I make the worst typos when I'm hyped up on caffeine. It still gave me a good laugh, which isn't shocking. How are your training sessions going, Sam?

Oooo, a Disney trip?! That's exciting! Can't even remember the last time I visited one of those parks. But as a former Disney obsessed child, I can confirm that you are never too old. If you were too old, why do a lot of the rides require you be a certain height? Or why do they serve alcohol? If I were you, I'd drop hints on how much you enjoy family time. And if that doesn't work, just go and show up when you do find out when they're going. Although I have to say, summer Disney Park is crowded and you'd be better off at the end of August and into September before they shut down things in preparation for Halloween.

...Teazard? I have to ask. Have you had any American today too? Just curious.

Absolutely! We'll go off of when you're up for it, whenever you drop by, and you'll come to work with me. We'll meet up with Blaine for lunch probably afterwards, get his point of view. Maybe we can drag Mercedes in on it if she isn't busy around that time.

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Describe your favorite socks?

My favorite socks were tossed awhile back because of a massive hole in the heel. Which totally sucked. They were these Yoda socks I found. They were so cool! They were green with his face around the calf area and these big ears poked out! You couldn’t wear them with anything so they were house socks.

I miss them.

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What's a Disney song you can belt out at any given moment?

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Then we gotta make sure to not burn it. Tell you what. When we get to cooking this one of us will keep watch to make sure it doesn't go up in flames or stay in too long. Deal?

YES!!! I was visiting family down in Texas and tried it there. It was unfreakinbelievable! I bet we can replicate it too if I get the recipe figured out.

The only bad thing that could happen would be if we burned it. But pizza is good. Burgers are good. Bacon is extra good. I see no downside, dude. POT ROAST PIZZA? Where can we get our hands on that one???

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Could you build an IKEA wardrobe by yourself?

Heck yeah I could! I've turned into quuuuuuuite the professional when it comes to those bad boys.

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does science side of tumblr still exist or did it die out in 2014. what would happen if magneto tried to get an mri

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Do you shower with the lights on or off?

...............on?

Who showers with the lights out????

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Take all the time in the world! I know whatever you come up with will be awesome! I've got the big one! I actually splurged on these bean bags because they can turn into beds too if you need one! My mom says she can't sleep on it but Stevie and Stacey are stoked whenever we have an Evans kids sleepover. I do! As of yesterday it's no longer on the floor!

Tell you what, I'll get both flavors PLUS rainbow sprinkles!

BTW. How's Lord T? Has he finally plotted his world domination plans?

Lot's to think about! And you have time to do it.

I have to think of something cool to get you then. Might take me a bit. You mean like, the bigger ones right? I don't think the game kind would be that comfortable to sit on, and the floor would be a better option. Do you have a bed at least?

Strawberry! Or vanilla with rainbow sprinkles.

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He raised up on his sneakered toes to get as much out of his 6ft foot height as possible. Sam's green gaze bounced from one person to the next. Why are there a bajillion people on this flight?!

However! When his eyes landed on her, Sam’s grin grew.

He waited for an ancient old man to take a picture with his smart phone before carefully stepping around him. “Welcome back!” He wrapped her into a tight, yet familiar embrace. Sam breathed in Mercedes’ perfume and felt instant comfort. “Come on, you and I both knew a sign was happening.” He laughed and looked down at her. With warm smile Sam beamed, “You’re as beautiful as ever, Mercedes Jones.” He folded the sign and motioned to her bag, “Want me take your bag?” He didn't want to just swoop in there without asking first.

It was a gamble asking Sam to pick her up. Hell, it was a gamble even agreeing to go to dinner with him afterwards. They had unfinished history, and it was something that had been very apparent by the conversation they'd had online. However, as she wheeled her suitcase to the arrivals area of the airport, Mercedes couldn't help the elation that had begun to bubble within her. Not only was she home and was going to see her family soon, but she was going to see Sam.

Within seconds of the electronic doors opening she could see him, and despite herself, a goofy smile formed on her features. "Sam!" She let out, shaking her head as she made her way towards him. "I told you, you didn't need a sign!"

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How would aliens be able to abduct you subtly?

If they disguise their space ship into a gym and comic book store combo I will be in there so fast and not even realize what's happening until we're light years from Earth.

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Do you wear socks to bed?

Only when it’s freezing! Outside of that I have a hard time sleeping with them on. When I was a kid one would always come off and get lost in the sheets.