People who ‘love nature’ but violently hate their native coyotes, spiders, snakes, and scavengers are fake.
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I'm
Getting worse by the second
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h hey guys what does swood mean
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me: wakes up
me: remember when that russian guy tried to make a chicken-human hybrid homunculus by injecting his semen into a chicken egg and when he cracked it open and examined his homunculus baby it spit at him so he smashed it with a bible
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gg
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I AM AN ARTIST OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER
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“the varying line widths make the image really pleasing to look at”
“oh yeah of course”
*me, sweating profusely bc i just use line width to cover up the mistakes i make*
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i hate it when i go to look for a song by the hoosiers bc i always forget the “the” so google always suggests Take me to Church, and while i feel like that’s appropriate considering i’m usually looking for the murdery song but that’s also not what i am looking for dear
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Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:
-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
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hanging out with germ
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is randy not straight??? im not interested he looks too much like my dad, but like word?
SHJYDVKTSVKOFSA he is a dad he’s my dad. but idk man sexuality is funky and i’m not gonna label him
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you ever read something so aggressively unfunny that it makes you kinda mad
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