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sanji who throws all your one pieces overboard and is like “OH SHUCKS. guess ur stuck with these, poor girl— the nearest town’s like…four days away :(“ and it’s the skimpiest tie-side bikini in existence.

need to spread the sanji x fat girl agenda more... fat girl summer now

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i need sexy edits of jjk and mha men to Wowzers NEOW

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yes daddy heiny gimmie more food i crave it.

Working on something big, everyone hype me up before I fizzle and deflate

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i need everyone online to just take a deep breathe cause it’s not that deep.

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tyler put fucking crack in his music.

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denki but he’s just a goofy lil bf who loves his fat goth gf and will not shut the fuck UP about her <3

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ALIEN TECHNOLOGY

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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ooohhh how i love insecure shoto who makes himself cry just a lil harder when he realizes you stay coddling and praising him that much longer.

he can’t get enough of your sweet voice, soft hands, worried frown while your chubby cheeks are puffed out while you fret and dan over him, letting his messy hair and pressing only the most loving of kisses on his wet hot cheeks.

and ooohh how pitiful he feels when he collapses in your arms, wailing and hiccuping his way through the latest rant about how lost and broken he feels, but ohh it feels so devilishly good to have you soak up all his hurt and soothe him, whispers of heaven and perfection and ‘i love you’s clouding his vision and dizzying his mind as he struggles to relax, melting away into your warm arms with a shameful shiver.

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AAAHHHHH. you always expound my tiny lil asks so hard <3

GAWD now i’m imagining him being a complete fucker after y’all ’get together’ and making this random ass (to you) dying man watch as y’all fuck all nasty and shit and at the end he’s cumming in your ass for the umpteenth time and saying how ‘you shouldn’t touch things that don’t belong to you~’

and a week later, when they guy goes on the news, you throw a fit to dabi cause jesus christ the guy just helped pick up your bag you dropped on the subway

okay wait fuck fuck fuck i got a good one omg fuck fuck fuck

okay so like scummy dabi and fat chick yadda yadda yadda that’s all fine and dandy but i wanna talk about the specific weird shit he does.

so obviously he’s a dick, calling you and texting demeaning things from his burner— but what about when he’s just stroking his cock while he pants and moans into the receiver, lapping up your frightened yelling and accusations of his being a ‘gross fucking p-perv!’

like fuck yeah he’s a gross fucking perv honey, who else do you think’s leaving cum stains on your front door? who else pisses in your flowerbed and leaves the mangled, bleeding hearts of his opponents— often people you know who ‘went missing’— in your mailbox??

who did you think was leaving that shitty, ashy, almost rancid scent lingering around your apartment? who tousled your sheets while you went out for work? who ate your fucking leftovers and shit in your toilet without flushing cause he gives no fucks??

it was him, sweetie, all him, and good GOD the fucking ego kick he gets when you finally fucking catch him fucking his cock in your bed. well— you didn’t catch him, he wanted to be caught, but still, it’s the thought that counts <3

honorable mention of him licking glasses you used—even in public— and only watching/buying pornos with main ladies who look damn near identical to you, as well as sending you cds with playlists mixed with audios of him fucking and masterbating while he moans out your name and all the nasty shit he wants to do with you when he finally takes you :D

AUUUUGHHHHHH I—

My face rn in public, help, my perverted self is showing—

Fucking YES I adore a creepy Dabi who’s way of showing you he is utterly fucking obsessed with you “cares” is by making your life a living hell.

Bro carries a fucking propane tank for a bladder and balls because he literally just relieves himself anywhere and everywhere he knows you’ll be. It can’t be helped, he’s horny at the mere thought of you.

So plush ‘n cute, he could easily snuff the life out of you. Watching you when you work, when you bathe, when you sleep — it’d be so easy to just take you.

But aside from having a brimming ego, he’s cunning. Calculated in his stalking and harassment of you.

Good things come with time… and When you think your safe, you’re really just moments away from receiving a video call from a mysterious number. Dabi’s on the other end holding the phone up, pissing all over your ex’s barely writhing body after he’d been burnt to a crisp.

“Stings huh? Oh I bet — your shithole ex is my piss pot, baby! What an unfortunate end to the weak, irrelevant men in your life.”

You’re horrified obviously, but that’s expected. He’s fine with you being absolutely disgusted and petrified for your life, because it means he’s always lingering in the back of your mind… like his smokey scent on your bed, the rotting flesh of your loved ones and beloved pets buried haphazardly in your yard, the rearranging of your furniture and ultimate crumbling of your menial existence.

All the more reason to break in and slap his hefty dick on your fat pussy and impale you till you love him.

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shigaraki almost gave up on the war once he got a taste of fat girl pussy i just know it.

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the idea of anything touching my ear rn makes me wanna cry so they’d probably do it for shits and giggles </3

i’ve got the world’s shittiest inner ear infection rn but at least i’ve got heiny’s blog to see me through it with depravity and sin 🙏

oh god, those are the fucking worst bro! I’m so sorry… make sure to sit down and not throw yourself off balance too much, see a doctor and heed their words!

I wish I could help you more, sweetheart… Unfortunately, I dunno how promising a fic about Shiggy/Dabi fucking your ears would be right about now—

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y’all stop liking this I HATE BEING REMINDED OF IT.

tw; panic attacks, bad self image, implied father/parental issues, bad mental health, self-deprecating thoughts. (reader is implied to be aizawa’s student/hes implied to be a sort of father to them. platonic vibes, but big on physical touch cause it’s my love language)

“my head hurts.”

“take some aspirins then, hon,”

“m’kay,”

aizawa was still nose deep in paperwork, one hand scribbling away on his… less than… academically inclined students, the other softly rubbing your legs spread across his lap. the calluses on his hands felt like sandpaper, but in a nice way, “…your hand feels like a cat tongue.”

“…” he laughs a bit, “…thanks, your legs feel furry,” you scoff and lightly kick him in the gut, causing aizawa to laugh louder, “kidding, kidding,” you lean back down, staring up at the popcorn ceiling above you.

your head feels funny, your nose stopped up, cheeks buzzing and tight. your eyes burned, rubbed raw from crying for the better part of two hours. a heavy sigh was forced upon you, heaving your chest harshly before your breath staccatos out of your lungs rather roughly.

aizawa pats your thigh, tired eyes swiping over to look at you for a moment. you were in the ‘aftershock’ phase of a panic attack, face puffy and flushed, your skin was still stick with tears you didn’t even register falling. he sighed, taking off his glasses and heaving you closer with a grand show of struggle as he groaned and huffed your hips up onto his lap.

you sighed, face numb as he forced you to sit up, your head swimming in the heavy mix of tears and aizawa’s cologne while he wiped at your face. he rubbed away your shiny tears and snot with a soft tissue, patting your back to the rhythm of your heartbeat, “you still feeling it?”

you nod.

“wanna eat something?”

you shake your head ‘no’.

“wanna put something on to watch?” he bends down, grabbing a water and opening it, holding it to your mouth as you take a big gulp. the cold water shocks you, it feels nice.

you shake your head ‘no’, again.

he takes your hands into one of his larger ones, the other still patting your back softly. he starts to rock you two back and forth.

“you’ll be okay,”

you nod, his soft tone makes your nose itch, your throat closes up and your eyes well back up.

“and i’ll be here,”

tears fall slowly, fat and slow as they trail new tracts down your hot skin, burning from the pressure pushed against it.

“every time.” he kisses your forehead, “i’ll always be here for you.”

you start to pant and huff again, chest tight as the tears turn fast and hot. his hand just squeezes yours, still rocking softly, still patting your back in that same rhythm.

“i love you.”

a shrill gasp escapes you, throat burning as air claws down the raw tunnel. you feel loved and it feels awfully warm. sickeningly comforting. it’s terrifying, how softly he handles you, it’s horrifying, how slow he is. you’ve begged for love like this all your life, and now that you have it, you’re petrified he’ll leave, clawing at his sweater, desperate for his warmth, craving his love like the air forcing itself into your deprived body.

but he stays.

he stays, rocking you both, patting your back, aspirin bottle open and knocked to the ground, water spilt all over his younger student’s exams, his ‘old man’ glasses thrown to the floor with your flailing. you’re so ugly, so broken, so jumbled and mixed up and upset and ruined and worthless and sensitive and hungry—

but he stays. he’s there, holding you, breathing for you, feeding you his love, teaspoon at a time, one ‘i love you’ at a time, one aspirin at a time.

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dorohedoro better have a BADASS comeback or i will pitch the world’s biggest fucking fit i’ve been obsessed with drhdr for YEEAAARRSSS

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thinkin abt…. croc and doffy with… a fat lil chick who… hmm.. hurnk- has to pay off her daddy’s debt to them… and they… they fuck her…

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While I was on your blog I thought that I actually had to pay 10$.😭 I'm such a dumb ass sometimes omfg

you do.

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MARRY ME YOU CUNT.

AAAHHH YES. (i’d love your actual dissected heart in place of a ring, ty<3)

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i love uuuuuu <3

I LOVE YOI TOO HONEY :( we don’t talk a whole ton and i MISS YOU